"What, you're a cultivator, you can't starve to death. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Xiao Sheng has just cultivated to the foundation building period, if it is in a place with more spiritual power, such as a sect or a cave heaven blessed land, it is naturally feasible not to eat, but if it is a human city in this era of the end of the law, Xiao Sheng has no way, not to mention ......"

Zhong Shenxiu blushed and said: "Xiao Sheng, this is the first time to go down the mountain, and the first time I know that the food in the mortal world is so delicious, it is simply unstoppable, as if there is a demon in the body, tempting Xiao Sheng, Xiao Sheng, Xiao Sheng, Xiao Sheng...... Ashamed. ”

“…… Well, to be on the safe side, let me ask, what's your favorite thing to eat?"

Zhong Shenxiu's eyes lit up and said, "It's a kind of artifact called hot pot!"

“……”

"Moreover, it is still the hot pot called Heaven and Earth, which is simply amazing to eat, and it makes people want to stop!"

"Pierced the old iron. Li Yu's face was full of pain, why did that hot pot taste amazing and make people want to stop?

It's because the bottom of the pot is mixed with poppy shells!

Locals know about this matter, and they specialize in those outsiders.

But on the contrary, everyone in Z City knows it, as if those relevant departments don't know, they just haven't taken care of it. I don't know what kind of PY transaction is behind it.

Li Yu's face was full of heartache, what a good cultivator, originally as pure as a flower, but look at it now, he has just stepped into the world of ordinary people, and he has experienced a series of scams......

Li Yu said, "Wait a minute, then where do you sleep at night?"

Zhong Shenxiu paused and said, "Well, at night, Xiaosheng sleeps in a forest called Park, which has many benches, and Xiaosheng sleeps here at night." ”

"You're not cold, aren't you?"

Zhong Shenxiu said: "It's naturally cold, but Xiaosheng is slightly proficient in some prohibitions, although the effect is not very strong, but it is not a problem to resist some cold." ”

"I see. ”

"But there was one thing that Xiaosheng found particularly strange. ”

"Tell me. ”

"Whenever Xiaosheng falls asleep in the middle of the night, there are always some dark-skinned people sneaking up on Xiaosheng, not knowing what they want to do.

Fortunately, in the end, they were all stunned by the ban.

Brother Li, what did they want to do when they approached Xiaosheng? Did they want to steal Xiaosheng's belongings? But Xiaosheng slept in the park, where did he seem to have money. ”

Li Yu was embarrassed and said: "They didn't steal money, but the consequences are much worse than stealing money, fortunately you used the ban, otherwise you would know why chrysanthemums are so red." ”

Zhong Shenxiu said curiously: "Hey, aren't chrysanthemums yellow?"

"Don't worry about so many details. ”

"By the way, Brother Li, don't you really want to join our Spirit God Sect? Our Spirit God Sect is one of the best among all the righteous path sects, if it is a matter of treatment, we can discuss it. ”

Brother Li shook his head, and just wanted to speak, but he paused, and said, "Can you introduce me to any well-known sects in the cultivation realm now?"

"Oh, by the way, Brother Li is self-taught, or good, Xiaosheng was briefly introduced by Brother Li. ”

"Now in the realm of cultivation, the righteous path is divided into three parts of the world. More than a thousand years ago, the devil's path was crisscrossed. But now, the Demon Dao is no longer a small role in the stream. These three major sects are the Tailing Sect, the Lingshen Sect, and the Shenwu Sect! Among them, the Tailing Sect is good at spells, the Shenwu Sect is good at physical martial arts, and our Spirit God Sect is good at magic weapons and pills. Therefore, in terms of resources, our Lingshenmen is the largest among the three major sects, and the resources are the heaviest. ”

"I see. ”

"In addition to these three major sects, there are more than a dozen second-rate sects, and those third-rate and fourth-rate sects are even more, which is not worth mentioning. ”

"I see. ”

"Then do you know where these cultivation sects are?"

"Location, most of these sects are hidden in the peaks of the major mountains, such as my Spirit God Gate, which is on the top of Wudang Mountain!"

"Wudang Mountain? That's a tourist attraction. ”

"Brother Li doesn't know, those tourist places only occupy a small part of Wudang Mountain, but the formation of our sect makes people mistakenly think that Wudang Mountain is only so high. ”

"I see. ”

"By the way, do you have any eyebrows about that yin and yang bead?"

Zhong Shenxiu's expression suddenly became bitter, and said, "Not yet, the instruction given to me by the sect is that if you can't find it, you won't be allowed to go back." ”

"Then if you can't find it, you won't go back. ”

"Well, that's all there is to it. ”

Li Yu said: "You are too miserable, so let's do it, whoever makes us buddies, I can fund you with a little money." ”

"Huh, really?" Zhong Shenxiu was immediately overjoyed, and then, ashamedly, "This... That's not good... I have been taken care of by Brother Li many times......"

"Eh, people are going to starve to death and still care so much about what they do with their faces!"

Zhong Shenxiu said: "Since this is the case, then I will thank Brother Li first." ”

Li Yu nodded and said, "You're welcome." ”

"Okay, then come with me, I'll help you find a hotel first, so that you don't have to sleep in the park at night with chrysanthemums all over the ground......"

However, at this time, several old men and women with angry faces walked towards them.

When one of the old men walked up to him, he accidentally tripped over a stone and almost fell.

Li Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean, the group is here to touch porcelain?"

"Young man, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!"

"You can't eat too much, okay. ”

An old man complained: "Look at our old guys, what does it look like touching porcelain?"

Li Yu paused and said, "Then you didn't touch porcelain, what are you here for?"

An old man stroked his beard, stood up, and said, "Young man, let me ask you, did you set up a stall here before?"

After a pause, Zhong Shenxiu nodded and said, "Yes, it's Xiaosheng's stall here." ”

"That's good. The old man's face was full of regret, "You said that you are young, you are not doing well, you have to do this deception." ”

“…… What?" the two looked confused.

"Who's that, lad, yes, just you, what's your name?"

"My name is Li Yu. ”

"The kid surnamed Li, you said that you set up a stall here last time, I thought you were just playing, so I didn't take it seriously, but I didn't expect you to come again today and pull a helper. Why, do you really plan to cheat for a living in the future?"

The old man said bitterly, "Young men, you are still young, why can't you take the right path?"

The remaining old men and ladies also nodded their heads and said, "That's it, what are you doing badly, you want to come here to deceive people." ”

"The bitter sea is endless, and the shore is back. ”

"We're going to call the police if you come again. ”

These elderly people made such a fuss here, and immediately attracted the attention of a large group of passers-by

"What's going on?"

"Liar?"

Zhong Shenxiu looked confused, and hurriedly explained: "No, no, it's not like this, we're not lying, we're really cultivators." ”

"I also said that I was the Monkey King!" The old man glared angrily, "Okay, you young man, looking at your elegant face, I thought you were a scholar, but I didn't expect to do something wrong and refuse to admit it!"

Zhong Shenxiu was shot in the knee and explained again: "No, no, it's not like this......"

Li Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't talk yet." Ladies and gentlemen, let me ask you first, who are you?"

The old man's face was full of pride, and he said, "We are members of the fortune-telling association, and I am the vice president of the fortune-telling association! ”

"Fortune-telling associations? Fortune-telling associations, 666. ”

The old man was unhappy and said: "Young man, what do you know, why can't there be an association for fortune telling, fortune telling is the quintessence of our China!"

"Mahjong is the quintessence of China. ”

"Hey, you seem to be right...... Even if you are right, fortune telling and mahjong are the quintessence of China. ”

A passer-by complained: "The dignified Chinese country, the quintessence of the country turned out to be this thing." ”

"Then what is the vice president looking for us? Isn't it just to persuade us to go the right way? And what about your president?"

"We've got a terminal illness, but we don't know how to get better lately, and we're recuperating in the hospital recently. Speaking of this, the old man was also full of surprise, thinking that they would usually do good deeds, and the Bodhisattva blessed him.

Li Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "Shouldn't your president be the one who usually sets up a stall next to this position?"

The old man was a little surprised, "You know our president?"

Angry said: "Since you know our president and still do this, you are too bold!"

Li Yu was speechless, but he didn't expect that the old man who thought he was mentally retarded was still the president of this fortune-telling association, at this time, I am afraid that he has been checked and cured, I am afraid that he still doesn't believe it.

Li Yu paused slightly, came back to his senses, and said, "You said that you are from the fortune-telling association, do you have a certificate? ”

The old man was stunned and said embarrassedly: "This, what certificate do you need for fortune telling......"

A passer-by: "Little brother, I know them, they are not fortune-telling associations at all, there is no such thing as a fortune-telling association, they are an elderly organization similar to the neighborhood committee on this street, but they have effectively managed the order of this street over the years." ”

The old man glared at the other party and said, "What nonsense!"

Ahem, no matter what, we live and work here, so we naturally have an obligation to protect order here, and naturally we can't allow some liars to mess around. ”

Li Yu said: "Old man, what you said is wrong, how do you know that we are liars?"

"Joke, you're all like this, and you still say you're not a liar!"

Li Yu smiled: "How can you guarantee that we are not real?"

"It's not easy, as long as you can perform one or two spells at will, we will treat you as real. ”

"Brother Li......" Zhong Shenxiu whispered, "As cultivators, we must hide our identities when we are in the mortal world, this is the rule of the modern cultivation world. ”

"Do you still want to eat food?"

"I ......"

"Do you still want to sleep in a big soft bed?"

"I ......"

"If you still want to, then listen to me. ”

Zhong Shenxiu said: "...... It's all up to Brother Li's orders. ”

PS: Recently, this book will be reworked for a month, and if you have a friend who likes it, you can read it again in a month, and you will definitely have some different feelings.

Actually, speaking of which, this book is a street book, it doesn't matter if it's refined or not, anyway, it's already on the street, no newcomers read it at all, and the collection doesn't rise every day, but has been falling.

Change the author, it may really not matter.

However, I don't want to leave regrets. After all, this is the first book I plan to write to the end of a million words, and the author doesn't want to be too sloppy and doesn't want to leave regrets, so in the past month, the author will be very serious about revising the whole text until he is satisfied. (Actually, it started a few days ago.) ）

If you have time, you can watch it again in a month.

The thing is this sauce purple.

PS PS: The author will say something particularly important tomorrow!