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The car slowly stopped in front of a university.

The beauty hugged her chest with her hands, shivered, and said, "It's so cold, I've already turned on the heating, why is it still so cold." ”

Li Yu said: "You just wear a summer dress, it's winter in Z City, it has just snowed, of course it's cold." ”

"Ah, it just snowed, I said. ”

Suddenly, the beauty's phone rang, and after seeing the caller's name, she was a little entangled.

"Come on, your agent can't find you, I'm probably going crazy. ”

"Oh, good. Picking up the phone, the beauty suddenly reacted and said, "This is a call from my friend, not an agent!"

"Okay, your friend, your friend. ”

The phone conversation didn't last long, and the beauty breathed a sigh of relief.

"What, your agent came to pick you up?"

"Yes, she told me to find a hotel to stay in first, and then ...... I said it all, it was a call from my friend and I don't have an agent. ”

"Okay, okay, you're big-breasted, you're right. ”

"Hmph!" the beautiful woman blushed, snorted, and shivered coldly.

Li Yu looked at it in his eyes and said, "In this way, can I make a magic trick for you?"

The beauty blinked her eyes and said in a daze, "Magic?"

"Look, I don't have anything in my hands right now, right, now, keep your eyes open and look good...... Blah blah, down jacket!"

The beauty's eyes widened and she was surprised: "How can it be ......"

How can a down jacket appear out of thin air in a person's hand?

Li Yu flickered: "I said it, this is magic, don't care about so many details." Give, send you. ”

"Give it to me?" the beauty was stunned, "what about you, what are you wearing?"

Li Yu opened the car door and said, "I'm not cold." After speaking, he walked out, "Okay, thank you all the way, I'll go back." ”

The beauty was immediately moved, she didn't know that Li Yu was really not cold, and thought that Li Yu was being strong.

"Wait a minute, what's your name?"

"My name is Li Yu, the universe of Yu, not a carp. ”

The beauty laughed and said, "Li Yu, you are really a good person." ”

Li Yu suddenly showed a faint expression and said, "You can praise me, but please don't say that I am a good person." Alright, I'm leaving. After saying that, he left under the gaze of the beautiful woman.

……

Suddenly, a light snow fell in the sky.

"It's snowing again. Li Yu sighed, and suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a lot of decoration in the school.

Suddenly, someone shouted, "Hey, bro!"

"We haven't seen you for a long time, where are you?"

Wang Yue said speechlessly: "Why the hell are you singing?"

Li Yu shrugged helplessly and said, "Subconsciously, the main song is too demonic." ”

Wang Yue showed a faint expression and said, "Yes, but you wear a shirt in winter, isn't it cold?"

Li Yu sighed: "You don't understand, I have become an immortal, and the temperature has become a floating cloud for me." ”

“666，666。 There are so many people in our university, when it comes to pretending, I will obey you. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

Or is it 1 o'clock? Li Yu frowned slightly. How is it so little?

At the beginning, there were more than 100 pretending to be worth at a time, why is it only 1 point now?

Li Yu groaned, could it be that the number of pretending values is also related to the object of pretending to be coerced, and even the number of people pretending to be coerced?

Well, that's right.

Li Yu suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, is there any activity in our school recently?"

Wang Yue was stunned for a moment and said, "No." ”

"What's the point without these decorations?"

Wang Yue was surprised: "I'll go, you don't know this, it's Christmas soon!"

Li Yu suddenly realized and said, "Christmas, I said." Alas, lately I have been so addicted to studying that I can't extricate myself and have forgotten even such an important day as Christmas. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

The corners of Wang Yue's mouth twitched, and he said: "Three sentences are not separated from pretending, you are enough!"

"Actually, I'm not pretending, I'm just expressing my extraordinary attitude to life. ”

"What the hell are you talking about, I'll beat you up!"

"Bounce!"

“666，666。 ”

Saying that, Wang Yue sighed and said, "Alas, forget it, why should a single dog be embarrassed by a single dog." Nima's, said to be Christmas, is actually a large-scale dog abuse festival. ”

After speaking, he looked at Li Yu with eyes connected to the same fate, and said, "Brother, we have to spend Christmas with our two single dogs." ”

", you're a single dog, I'm a single aristocrat. Li Yu said proudly.

"666, 666, single aristocrats, all eliminated many years ago. ”

"The paleness of the age can reflect my aristocratic identity. ”

"666, 666, please bow to the villain. Wang Yue knelt down.

Li Yu showed a relieved expression and said, "Zhong Aiqing is flat." ”

"Your Majesty, Emperor. Wang Yue twisted, "Your Majesty, there is one thing that the villain doesn't know whether to talk about or not." ”

Li Yu said: "I don't know whether to talk about it or not, so don't talk about it." ”

Wang Yue was choked by his own saliva all of a sudden, and said, "Damn, you don't play cards according to the routine!"

Li Yu said disdainfully: "I knew you didn't have a good heart, let's say, what's the matter?"

Wang Yue squirmed and said, "That, brother, can you lend me some money?"

Li Yu said categorically: "Can't!"

The corners of Wang Yue's mouth twitched, and he said, "Count me brother begging you once." ”

Li Yu said curiously: "What are you borrowing money for? You are a rich second generation asking me to borrow money?"

Wang Yue sighed and said, "That's all in the past, my brother asked you, to borrow or not to borrow?"

"How much to borrow?"

Wang Yue twisted and said, "Not much, five hundred." ”

"Five hundred ......," Li Yu muttered.

Wang Yue looked at Li Yu with expectant eyes.

"Five hundred, it's not impossible, it's just ...... Oh, why are I so thirsty? Li Yu used an exaggerated expression to interpret what it means to be an actor.

Wang Yue understood in seconds, and immediately walked to the small supermarket next to him, shouting: "Brother, wait for me for a minute!"

For more than ten seconds, Wang Yue rushed out of the small supermarket and said, "Brother, give it." ”

Li Yu took a sip of his stomach, frowned and said, "It's cold?"

Wang Yue said embarrassedly: "This, winter, because of the weather." ”

"Forget it. Well, eh, I'm a little hungry again. ”

Wang Yue gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, no problem, brother, what do you want to eat?"

"Well, since you are so hearty, let's have a full banquet at will. ”

Wang Yue almost knelt down and said, "Boss, I'm kneeling, please, don't play with me." I'm in a hurry. ”

"What are you doing in a hurry?"

"I'm going to sing at the night club in a hurry!"

Li Yu carefully looked at Wang Yue from top to bottom, and said, "Don't you say that I almost forgot, you seem to be still singing at night." ”

Wang Yue's expression was painful, and he said: "Boss, I am called a resident singer, not a singer." ”

"All the same, I don't know you yet, and I won't do it again in a few days. ”

Wang Yue said confidently: "Brother, then you are wrong about me! Do you know what people call me at night?"

"A flower in the night?"

Wang Yue almost sprayed and said, "No!"

"Night duck voice?"

"No!" Wang Yue was furious, "What the hell are you talking about! I am in the night market, and I am respectfully called the godfather of the night market!

Li Yu nodded and said, "Whoever you see calls your father?"

Wang Yue spit out a mouthful of old blood and said: "**** is not the one called father! It's the godfather, Jay Chou's godfather!

"Hmm!?What did you just scold me?"

Wang Yue paused, his expression was extremely painful, and said, "Uh......"

In the end, Wang Yue still lost to the allure of money.

"Dad, lend me some money. ”

Li Yu sneered: "666, 666, I don't even want discipline and dignity for the sake of money, and there is no one like you anymore!"

Wang Yue received 10,000 critical blows in his heart, and cursed Li Yu 10,000 times in his heart, but in the end he endured it.

Li Yu couldn't bear it, and said: "Alas, okay, for your sake, it's not easy, I lost my meal card recently, let me use yours, it's all right." ”

After speaking, Wang Yue quickly took out the meal card and said, "Please." ”

Li Yu took the meal card and said, "Do you have any money? ”

"Yes, yes, of course, this card is for you, you can order it for less than 10 yuan!"

Li Yu said speechlessly: "**** If you order less than 10 yuan, do you have dishes under 10 yuan in our canteen?"

As he spoke, he took out his wallet from his pocket, threw it to Wang Yue, and said, "Okay, brother can only help you get here, I'll go eat first." ”

"Eh, please. Wang Yue suddenly smiled like a chrysanthemum and greeted Li Yu's departure.

Ten seconds later, there was a scream from the school like killing a pig!

"Ahhhh

Li Yu shook his head and sighed: "Alas, brother, it's not that I don't help you, it's really that I've been in trouble lately, alas, for the sake of us being brothers, the dollar in the wallet doesn't have to be counted." ”

Although Wang Yue was cheated this time, Li Yu was unapologetic, took out his mobile phone, and made such a statement:

I have always believed that suffering is a blessing, so when I get along with my friends, I try to take advantage of them as much as possible, hoping that they will feel happy.

So, are you happy?

Wang Yue: ****My surname is Wang!

Li Yu shrugged helplessly. Of course, the most important reason why he did this was because Wang Yue's grandson had also cheated him, and more than once!

So the two of them just keep pit me, I pit you, I routine, you you routine, I routine, go to the routine, go to the positive routine, think it's a positive routine, it's actually an anti-routine, think it's an anti-routine, it's actually a positive routine.

Pippi Shrimp: This is love-love-love-

Li Yu said: "Love you mlgb!"

After that, Li Yu returned to the dormitory and found a piece of clothing to put on. It's not cold. It's about not wanting to be too conspicuous. I don't know if there are classes in the evening, and there is no one in the dormitory.

After that, Li Yu came to the cafeteria.

However, after Li Yu swiped the card, he found that the balance in the card was less than ten yuan.

"Damn, I almost fell for it, you grandson, it's really not sloppy at all. Li Yuwei shouted.

Almost, really closely, he fell into Wang Yue's routine.

Li Yu actually felt a little guilty in his heart just now. But now it seems that he was too kind.

So the question is, what kind of meal can you buy for ten dollars?

At least, meat dishes don't have to be thought about.

Suddenly, Li Yu saw a girl with a pure and beautiful appearance in the crowd. Even if you look at Li Yu's high standards, this girl is at least above nine points.

Li Yu's eyes were suddenly attracted by the girl, his heart was pounding, he walked over, and said, "Ahem, beauty, is it alone?"

The girl nodded and said, "Yes." ”

"Then do you eat braised pork?"

The girl showed a somewhat puzzled expression, is this the latest way to pick up a person, and said politely, "Thank you, I won't eat." ”

After speaking, Li Yu's eyes lit up, and he suddenly stretched out his chopsticks and sandwiched the braised pork from the girl's plate onto his own plate.

"That's good, thank you. ”

The girl was dumbfounded. It turns out that he didn't come for himself, but for his own braised pork?

Seeing that Li Yu was still holding the meat, the girl was angry and covered her plate all of a sudden.

"Stop!"

"Beauty, didn't you say you wouldn't eat?"

"I thought you were talking about your braised pork. ”

"But I didn't have braised pork on my plate. ”

"You ......" the girl didn't know how to answer.

At this time, Li Yu asked again: "Beauty, do you eat potatoes?"

The girl hurriedly said: "Eat, I eat potatoes!"

So, Li Yu moved again, stretched out his chopsticks suddenly, and sandwiched the braised pork from the girl's plate to his own plate, and then sandwiched the potatoes from his plate to the girl's plate.

"That's good, thank you. ”

The girl was stunned again.

"Thank you for your hospitality. He gulped down.

ps: Congratulations to the army of divine beasts 'grass ni horse' for the death, once it appears in the text, it will be harmonized into ****

ps: I don't understand, 'grass ni horse' is obviously three words, why is it harmonized into four*