Chapter 5 Fake WeChat
The girl looked at this scene, and suddenly felt extremely aggrieved in her heart, and said, "You... You bully people. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Li Yu panicked all of a sudden, and said, "Don't cry, I don't know what happened to you." β
At this time, the classmates next to him seemed to notice this scene, and they talked one after another: "Isn't that Ye Ying, one of the school flowers of our school?"
"Who is that man? is her boyfriend? But I don't think I've heard that Ye Ying has a boyfriend?"
"Eh, look, what's going on, why is the school girl crying?"
"I'll go, it can't be that man!?"
Some classmates who had a crush on Ye Ying immediately became angry when they saw this scene, and they almost wanted to find Li Yu's theory.
Li Yu had a drop of sweat on his forehead, so coincidental?
"Well, don't cry, I'll tell you a joke. Ask me, are you a white rabbit?"
Ye Ying said aggrievedly: "You... Are you a white rabbit?"
Li Yu said: "I'm a little white rabbit, you ask me again, are you a giraffe? β
Ye Ying had some doubts, but she still did so aggrievedly, and said, "You... Are you a giraffe?"
Li Yu gently pushed Ye Ying and said with a smile: "You are stupid, didn't I tell you that I am a little white rabbit just now." β
Ye Ying's eyes widened, a little dazed, as if she hadn't realized the joke yet.
After a while, Ye Ying laughed "poof".
Ye Ying smiled, and the classmates were stunned.
"Oh my God, Ye Ying laughed so beautifully. β
"No, I'm already in love with her. β
Li Yu sat beside Ye Ying with a flat face, and this scene made many of the surrounding classmates almost spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
Ye Ying suddenly became a little nervous and said, "Why are you sitting next to me." β
Li Yu stared at Ye Ying's face, staring at her little face red, and then said lightly: "Because you have braised pork!"
After saying that, he took another piece of meat and put it in his mouth.
Ye Ying was stunned, and for a moment her heart seemed to have overturned the five flavors, it turned out to be ...... Just because of the meat?
Immediately puffed out his mouth and said, "Hmph, that's mine!"
Li Yu said: "Eh, girls' families, it's still a big night, eating so much meat, aren't you afraid of gaining weight? I'll help you eat the meat now, I'm here for your good." β
Ye Ying was stunned, yes...... Is that so?
That's weird!
Ye Ying said angrily: "I ignore you!"
"Oh, good. After speaking, Li Yu sandwiched another piece of meat!
"Uh-huh......" Ye Ying puffed out her mouth, "You're a big villain!"
"Are you happy?"
Li Yu coldly asked such a question, which made Ye Ying a little unable to react. Is this question related to the previous events?
Li Yu sighed: "I, as a person, have always believed that suffering losses is a blessing, so when I get along with my friends, I try to take advantage of them, hoping that they can feel happy." So are you happy?"
Ye Ying was dumbfounded and said, "I have never seen such a brazen person. β
"Okay, now you see. "Pick up a piece of meat, this is the last piece of braised pork on the plate.
"You're so bad, why don't you even leave me a piece of meat!" Maybe she was in a hurry, Ye Ying suddenly opened her cherry mouth and ate the meat held by Li Yu's chopsticks first.
"Hmm~"
After eating it in her mouth, Ye Ying's face immediately showed an expression of happiness.
However, it was only for a moment, and her whole body froze in place.
"I ...... What did I just do?" Ye Ying's little face turned red, and the whole person became extremely flustered.
At this time, the students in the cafeteria were also stunned. Especially the few people who were about to find Li Yu's theory before, they all spit out a mouthful of old blood at this time.
Li Yu said shyly: "I hate it, you are responsible for me." β
Hearing this, the classmates spit out a mouthful of old blood again.
Ye Ying was suddenly extremely shy, lying on the table all of a sudden, burying her head in her arms.
"Secret Technique: The Technique of Shrinking the Head of the Turtle!" Li Yu dubbed on the side.
"Go away, you hate it!"
"Doesn't sound good?Secret Technique: Ostrich Buried Technique!"
"This doesn't sound good, either!"
"Secret Technique: The Art of Sleeping Beauty?"
"This one is pretty much the same~"
"Hey, hey, do you need Prince Ben's kiss?"
"Pervert! Go away!
I don't know how long I was lying on my stomach, Ye Ying tentatively raised her head slightly, and after finding that there were a lot fewer people in the cafeteria, she breathed a sigh of relief and raised her head.
When he raised his head, he saw his empty dinner plate, and pouted aggrievedly.
"Ahem, don't forget, I'm a gentle and considerate man, you just said you wanted to eat potatoes, right, I specially kept it for you. No, let's eat. β
"I won't eat it!
"Gollum~" However, her little belly screamed uncontrollably.
Ye Ying's little face turned red all of a sudden, and she said, "Even so, I won't eat your leftovers! I'll buy another one myself!"
"I'm sorry classmate, it's sold out. The cafeteria aunt assisted.
Ye Ying looked dazed, sold out? Thinking about it carefully, it was already late for me to come to dinner, and it was normal for me to be sold out because of the trouble just now.
"Gollum ......"
Ye Ying's eyes subconsciously looked at the potatoes and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Li Yu smiled: "Okay, I'll beg you, come and eat." β
Ye Ying sat down and said, "Yes, I don't want to eat, it's just because you begged me that I had to eat it." β
"Uh-huh. β
Seeing Ye Ying eating potatoes with a happy face, Li Yu sighed: "What a naΓ―ve snack, you can be so happy to eat a potato." β
"Because the potatoes are delicious~~"
Li Yu's eyes lit up, and he said: "Yes, in fact, I think so too, you see, otherwise, in the future, you will invite me to eat braised pork, how about I invite you to eat potatoes?"
Ye Ying shouted: "Don't! I will suffer too much in that way!"
Li Yu had an uncompetitive expression on his face and said, "You said you, why are you so stubborn, in fact, I am for your good!"
"Huh?"
Li Yu turned on the flickering mode and said, "You think, eating braised pork will make you fat, right?"
Ye Ying paused, nodded, and said, "Yes." β
"When you get fat, you don't have anyone to ask for it, do you?"
Ye Ying tilted her head and said, "Yes... Right?"
"If no one wants it, you will be lonely for the rest of your life! When you are old, you don't even have a wife, you don't even have children, you say, it's terrible or not. β
Ye Ying took a breath of cool air and said, "Terrible." β
"That's right, so, girls, especially cute girls, should never eat foods like braised pork that can gain weight. β
Ye Ying nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes." β
Li Yu smiled, and at this time, his claws were finally revealed.
"So, you see, why don't you give me your meal card for safekeeping? so that you can avoid the miserable fate of being a big fat man with no one to accompany you. β
Ye Ying suddenly showed an extremely entangled expression, and said, "Even if what you said is right, I just need to hold back and not eat, why should I give you the meal card......"
Failed to fool around?
No, I'm the legendary King of Fools, that's impossible.
"Well, you see, say, everybody actually says, but when it's time to do it, how many of you can do it? Like now, now if I say you don't eat it, or you'll gain weight, will you still eat it?"
As he spoke, Li Yu pulled Ye Ying's plate aside.
"Ah......" Ye Ying subconsciously stretched out her hand, and hurriedly paused for a while, "I... I can hold back. β
Although the hand stopped, there was a longing expression on his face.
Then, in no more than ten seconds at most, Ye Ying swallowed a mouthful of saliva, gave up her inner discipline and dignity, and pulled the plate back.
"I failed...... I'm a person with no perseverance......"
Li Yu showed an expression that was not what I expected, and said, "You see, I'll just say it, so the best way is to hand over the meal card to a trusted person for safekeeping, such as ...... I. β
"But......" Ye Ying still had a somewhat tangled expression on her face.
"Well, no, don't worry, leave it to me. Li Yu indifferently took the meal card from Ye Ying's hand.
"Hmm...... Oh well, I trust you. By the way, I don't know your name yet?"
Li Yu not only sighed a little, what age is it, and there is such an innocent girl. If you enter the society, you will be sold by scammers in minutes!
Li Yu's righteous heart not only came out, no, such an innocent and kind girl must not fall into the hands of bad people.
It's safer to fall into your own hands.
"My name is Li Yu, what about you?"
"Carp, what a strange name, my name is Ye Ying. β
The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "My name is Li Yu, not a carp." β
"Poof, it turns out that it's not a carp, it's Li Yu~" Ye Ying smiled.
"By the way, how many WeChat accounts do you have?"
"My WeChat ID, it's xxx. β
Li Yu opened WeChat, added it, and soon passed the verification.
Suddenly, Ye Ying asked, "Hey, Li Yu, why is this message of yours so strange?"
Wang Yue: xxxxxxxxx
"What's so many forks?"
Li Yu said: "Oh, this, this person is a pornographic seller, and when I refused, he became angry and ashamed and began to scold me."
Tell me, how could someone as pure and upright as me look at such a thing?
"Yes, yes, yes. Ye Ying nodded, "However, do these two things have anything to do with each other?"
"Of course, WeChat will automatically harmonize swearing, yellow and other words, don't you know?"
Ye Ying was surprised: "Ah? No, right? Why have I never heard of this function?"
"I'll see. Li Yu took the phone from Ye Ying's small hand, "Well, according to my analysis, you may be using a fake WeChat." β
"Ah, fake WeChat?"
"In this way, when the time comes, I will help you with the next real WeChat. β
ps: Ask the great god to make a Baidu encyclopedia of this book, and there will be heavy thanks in the future!