Chapter 111: Hellhound
"Really?" Lin Mo'er smiled happily, although she knew that Li Yu was talking nonsense, but this feeling of being flattered was really good. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"But the one next to you is prettier. ”
Lin Mo'er said: "......"
Ye Ying said: "Huh, thank you, cute little dog." ”
"Whew. ”
Li Yu kicked it and said, "Let you be scared, you better go find your little." ”
The second dog shouted: "Wang! The little and the human are like fish and bear's paws, and both of them want it!"
"Why don't you go to heaven if you want to!"
After a while, the dishes came up, bullfrog was the main dish, and later Lin Mo'er ignored Li Yu's wishes and added a few more dishes, and finally a few bowls of rice.
The second dog was not happy and shouted, "What about me, what about me!"
"Isn't the food dirty on the floor? ”
"You're not going to get me a bowl?"
"The bowl for you to eat?
The second dog makes a "cooing" sound in his throat, which is the manifestation of the dog when he is angry.
At this time, the owner of the bullfrog shop came over, saw that the second dog was pitiful, and said, "Forget it, I'll get a bowl for it." ”
"Alas, boss, you're just too used to it, just a dog, and I'll trouble you to wash it more afterwards......"
"It's okay, you just buy the bowl. ”
“……”
The owner of the bullfrog shop took the bowl back and said, "It's okay, it's not expensive, a broken bowl will charge you twenty yuan." ”
Li Yu's eyes widened and said, "A broken bowl costs twenty yuan?"
The owner of the bullfrog shop said: "Young man, I really didn't cheat you, I bought it for twenty yuan." ”
Lin Mo'er opened her mouth and said, "Twenty yuan is twenty yuan, grinding and chirping, like a woman, if you can't do it, I'll ...... it."
Li Yu preemptively said: "Okay, just you out, just you out." ”
"......" Lin Mo'er was silent, with a "sweet" smile on her face, and stretched out her hand.
"Eh, you're here again, and you still want to use this trick? It's useless, I'll tell you, this trick has been completely seen through by me!"
"Really?" Lin Mo'er stretched out her other hand.
"Eh, I'll go!
"Hmph~"
……
"Xiao Junzi, don't go, what are you going to do now!"
"That's it, don't go, Xiao Junzi, we're doing this for your own good. ”
"Isn't it okay to be cheated twice, do you have to look for a third time?"
Brother Jun gritted his teeth and said to the barrage on his mobile phone that was being broadcast live: "This revenge is not a gentleman!"
"But you're not a gentleman either......"
"666, yes, Brother Jun is a soldier, not a gentleman. ”
“666,666”
Brother Jun spat out a mouthful of old blood, Nima ......
It is precisely because he was pitted by Li Yu last time that the current military brother is completely looked down upon by fans.
is a good anchor who attracts popularity by pretending to be forced, and he has become a funny and funny type.
And all this is because of Li Yu.
Brother Jun's hateful teeth itch, this bastard, he will beat him once he sees him in the future!
"Everyone believe me! Since that person ate at this restaurant the first two times, it means that he will definitely come back in the future. Even if he's not here today, I'll come to this shop once a day in the future, and I'll wait until he comes!"
"666, Xiao Junzi is completely on the same page as others. ”
"666 think about it, it was so miserable to be pitted by others, don't talk about the money, the key is the artillery battle last time, who the hell would have thought that there was a cannon battle in the bun, the military brother was blown up at that time, it was darker than the Africans, no, think about it now... Only... Only...... 6666666”
Brother Jun's face darkened suddenly, and he stepped into the hotel at this time.
At first glance, I noticed Li Yu who was eating.
Brother Jun's eyes widened suddenly, and he said, "Good boy, it's really still here!
Then, he noticed the two beauties next to Li Yu, and suddenly opened his mouth wide and said in surprise: "Damn, how can there be two such beautiful beauties next to that kid!"
"Where, little soldier, we have to see it too. ”
"We're going to see it too!"
Brother Jun witnessed, hurriedly exited the hotel, and then at the door, cautiously secretly photographed people's homes.
"No, little soldier, we can't see clearly. ”
"That's it, your phone pixel is too scummy!"
At this time, several passers-by passed by, shook their heads when they saw this scene, and said: "People nowadays, people are unpredictable, and they secretly photograph others in broad daylight, and they are too inhuman." ”
"It's not as good as a beast!"
The corner of Brother Jun's mouth twitched, and the barrage seemed to be laughing crazy, and said: "666, 666, give you 10,000 6s"
"Xiao Junzi was misunderstood, no, to be precise, it seems that there is no misunderstanding. ”
“666,666”
Brother Jun snorted coldly.
"Xiao Junzi, go on, don't you want revenge, why don't you go up?"
"That's it, Xiao Junzi, why did you coax it at a critical moment?"
Brother Jun said: "I don't have the word cowardice in my dictionary! It's just ...... This person is too weird, after the previous events, I can't start directly now, I need to find a few cannon fodder to test it first. ”
"666, Xiao Junzi's IQ has risen. ”
“666,666”
Immediately afterwards, Brother Jun glared at Li Yu and left.
Less than ten minutes later, he was back with a group of thugs.
"Hmph, Lao Tzu led such a group of people, I see what else you can do!" Brother Jun said viciously, and then said to the little thug, "Remember, I will beat that kid hard in a while! ”
"Got it, boss!"
The thugs licked their lips and walked in.
And Brother Jun hurriedly hid away, these people were all his spies. If Li Yu is immediately coaxed by these gangsters, it means that Li Yu has no ability at all, and he can rest assured that he will pretend to be forced.
And if all these gangsters are brought with them, it proves that this person has real skills, and then revenge will have to be planned in the long run.
After thinking about it carefully, Brother Jun didn't find anything missing, and couldn't help but sigh, "I'm really a genius." ”
"666, genius. ”
"Xiao Junzi is a genius. ”
……
In the hotel, Ye Ying was puzzled: "Why didn't Li Yu come back after going to the toilet for so long?"
Lin Mo'er blushed and said, "It's really shameless to do such a thing in broad daylight!"
"Huh, what's the matter?"
Lin Mo'er blushed and said, "Hey, wait a minute, why doesn't he do it sooner or later, but he has to do it now......?"
I saw the beauty of this girl, and I couldn't help but laugh for a while......
Lin Mo'er was angry, ashamed and angry, and said, "This bastard!
"Mo'er?"
"Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, don't care. ”
At this time, the little thugs came to the store, walked in the direction that Brother Jun said, and said in confusion: "? There is no little white face here that Brother Jun said." ”
"That's it, is Brother Jun mistaken?"
"Hehe, there is no little white face, but there are two beauties. ”
A thug showed a squinting expression and said, "Beauty, may I ask, have you ever seen a little white face in white clothes?"
Lin Mo'er laughed "poof", white clothes, little white face, isn't this Li Yu!
Li Yu was shot in the knee.
"He's our friend, do you have something to do with him?"
"Oh, what a coincidence. The little thug had a squinting expression on his face, "Originally, we had something to do with him, but since he is not here, it is okay for us to talk to each other." ”
Lin Mo'er showed a disgusted expression on her face and said, "I'm sorry, we still have to eat." ”
"Out of the way, add a few more stools. ”
"You!" Lin Mo'er was a little angry, but also a little scared, although she usually did things a little arrogantly, but how to say that she was also a girl, in the face of so many bad men, she naturally retreated a little in her heart.
Just as he was about to speak, the thug in front of him said impatiently, "Can you shut up and stop the meeting!?"
Ha Lin Moer was stunned.
The thug slapped the table and said, "We're talking to this big beauty next to you, can you not interject!"
"That's it, what does it matter to you that we talk to beautiful women!"
"You think we're talking about you, beauty!"
"You're too narcissistic, aren't you?"
Lin Mo'er immediately appeared full of black lines, although Ye Ying was indeed very beautiful!
She's not bad!
What kind of eyes are you!
You're blind!
For the first time, Lin Mo'er had the idea of wanting to kill!
In the face of everyone's ridicule, Ye Ying seemed a little overwhelmed.
At this moment, a lazy "Wang~" sound came from under the table.
"Damn!" a few thugs were startled and hurriedly took a step back.
"Damn, why are there dogs in the hotel!"
"It's just that Nima scared me. ”
"Nima, I thought it was a Tibetan mastiff, but it turned out to be a husky, grass!"
The second dog had just eaten and was in a very good mood, so he didn't care about the other party's rudeness, and said lightly: "A few boys who don't know the height of the sky, take advantage of the fact that this seat is not angry, get out." ”
"Damn!" the little gangsters were furious, although they couldn't understand what the second dog said, but they could understand the second dog's eyes.
It's a kind of condescending, contemptuous, you are all rubbish.
"I've been despised by a dog??? the thugs were instantly furious.
Slammed the table and said angrily: "Damn, Lao Tzu is not interested in continuing! Tell me, where is that little white face? Lao Tzu will settle accounts with him!"
Lin Mo'er gritted her teeth and said, "I... I do not know. ”
Of course this is a lie, Li Yu is in the toilet now, but of course she can't just tell the other party.
Although she knew that Li Yu was very good at fighting, being able to fight in an open space was completely different from being able to fight in the toilet.
A martial arts master who may have diarrhea in a toilet of only two or three square meters can defeat a few thugs with weapons?
Lin Mo'er didn't know the answer. But she knew that even if she could fight, Li Yu would pay a heavy price.
Suddenly, the second dog roared angrily and walked out from under the table.
"Let you go, you won't go, and you dare to insult this seat, since that's the case, let's stay!"
Suddenly, a huge momentum emanated from Ergouzi's body, and Ergouzi's figure seemed to skyrocket in an instant, and then, spewing out raging flames from his mouth.
Like a hellhound, he glared at everyone.
Where have these little thugs seen such a picture, they were stunned for a moment, and then their legs went limp, and they collapsed to the ground, and quickly shouted: "Youkai! Youkai ah——!hh
Ye Ying, Lin Mo'er and the others looked confused, and the few diners who were eating and watching the excitement were also confused.
Where is the monster?
This husky?
What the hell are you kidding me?