Chapter 112: Meet the Bear Child Again
Yes, what these thugs saw was nothing more than an illusion. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But just the illusion is enough for them to drink a pot.
A few of the thugs were so unbearable that they were even scared to pee, and a choking smell immediately emanated from the air.
"Damn. The second dog was speechless, it just wanted to scare this group of people, but he didn't expect it to be so intimidating, and he didn't even pee much.
"Nima, you're scared of the hell dogs, if the hell three-headed dogs, the purgatory demons, and the abyss demon gods, you can't be scared into a vegetative state?"
Ergouzi shook his head, as if lamenting the frightening degree of modern people.
Then he casually said, "." ”
The thugs climbed out of the hotel crying as if they had been granted amnesty.
Outside the door, the military brother who was hiding in the shadows looked at the people who ran out with a frightened face, and looked confused.
"What the hell happened here?"
Just now, he was dragging Cooljack with a wild face, why did it become this virtue like scaring urine when it came out in a blink of an eye?
Could it be that the little white face is really that scary?
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, Brother Jun hurriedly pulled a person over and said, "Eh, don't go yet, let me ask you, what's going on inside?"
The thug had tears and snot on his face, and cried, "Youkai... Monster... There's a youkai ...... inside."
Brother Jun's eyelids jumped wildly, and said, "Why the hell are you teasing me, in broad daylight, under the bright sky, you tell me that there are monsters inside?"
The barrage said: "666, 666, this person is stupid." ”
"That is, after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit, where did you come from. ”
"But how does that explain how scared he is?"
Brother Jun's heart sank, this was also the question he asked.
"You... What the hell are you... Pit Lao Tzu... Lao Tzu was almost killed by a monster... You waited for me... You wait......" The thug cried and said cruel words, and finally finally stood up and ran away.
"......" Brother Jun looked confused.
After a while, he said: "Ahem, it seems that the plan is wrong, something terrible must have happened in this hotel, let's withdraw first today, and he will take revenge again in the future!"
"666, 666, Xiao Junzi is going to run. ”
"Xiao Junzi is going to be 6. ”
Xiao Junzi confessed again. ”
Brother Jun said: "Hmph! this, this...... Can things between anchors be called cowardice? This is called the entertainment effect!"
"666 Entertainment Effect. ”
“666”
"This forces me to give you 99 points, and one less point will give you 666 points. ”
……
After a while, Li Yu returned to his seat and said, "What's wrong?"
Ergouzi said disdainfully: "Hmph, just now a group of unruly gangsters came to you for trouble, and the woman who teased you when you weren't there was scared away by me a little." ”
"I see. Li Yu groaned, but if you think about it, he doesn't seem to have provoked anyone recently.
At this time, Ye Ying muttered, "What happened just now?"
Lin Mo'er said: "Maybe they are a group of psychopaths who have just fallen ill together?"
This answer is really nonsense, but no matter how much she thinks, she can't think of any other answer.
"Forget it, whatever, we eat ours, Li Yu, where did you just die?"
Li Yu explained: "Just now I was scrolling through Weibo, and suddenly someone called me, and I forgot the time while calling......"
Indeed, swiping Weibo, suddenly Liu Siyu called him and invited her to dinner together in the evening.
Li Yu was surprised by Liu Siyu's change in attitude, so he chatted for a while, and it took so long.
Lin Mo'er said with disdain: "This can also be forgotten, you are now eating with two beauties, changing someone else, and I can't wait to be with us 24 hours a day." ”
"Ye Ying can occupy a beautiful word, and if you die, you will be a female word. ”
"You, say, what?"
"I, what, what, also, no, yes, said. ”
"Slut, look at the move!"
After ten minutes, Li Yu wiped his mouth and said, "It tastes good, it's just a little spicy." ”
"You two, are you going back to school in a while?"
Ye Ying said: "Well, we have a class in the afternoon." ”
Li Yu nodded and said, "Okay, you guys go to class, I'll go out for a stroll in the afternoon." ”
Lin Mo'er stood up, pulled Ye Ying, and said, "The road is slippery in winter, be careful not to be hit by a big truck." ”
Li Yu waved his hand and said, "Do I look like someone who doesn't open his eyes?"
"Cut, okay then, let's go. ”
After that, the two left, and the two dogs lay lazily under the table, snorted, and said, "Eating and sleeping is the happiest thing in the world." ”
Li Yu said with disdain: "You are full, what about your little brother, you only care about yourself and don't want your little brother, you are the boss?"
The second dog was stunned for a moment, then touched the dog's head, and said embarrassedly: "Who said, I don't want to pack the dishes back for the younger brothers." ”
"Okay, these leftovers are enough for your little brother to eat, pack them yourself." ”
I saw that the second dog was very entangled in packing these leftovers with the dog's paws, and almost knocked over the dishes.
The owner of the bullfrog shop came over and said, "Young man, are you done?"
"I'm done. ”
"Well, thanks to 106 dollars. ”
Li Yu nodded and said, "Boss, we are all old friends, just forget about 6 yuan." ”
The owner of the bullfrog shop thought for a moment and said, "It's okay." ”
Subsequently, Li Yu dropped 6 yuan and left with the second dog.
The owner of the bullfrog shop was stunned on the spot, and then ran out desperately and dragged Li Yu back.
"What are you doing?"
"Your sister, just give me 6 yuan!"
"Ah, didn't you agree just now!"
"Your sister, I thought you were talking about a fraction of 106!
"Stained, boss, you have no integrity. Li Yu took another 100 yuan.
After that, after Li Yu left, he said: "People nowadays, people are unpredictable, just forget the 6 yuan they said, and immediately turn their faces and deny people." ”
The second dog shouted: "That is, the current people have no integrity at all. If you change to another home, don't say 6 yuan, even if it is 666 yuan upside down, this seat has to think about it. This boss really doesn't know anything at all. ”
Returning to the place where he left with F4 at the beginning, the two dogs howled, and suddenly, the four little brothers ran back, looking at the food in the bag, and they were all over the place.
"Look at your ignorance, it's a shame to say it, eat it. ”
"Wang!"
The crowd was eating happily, and not far away, a few elementary school students slowly walked over.
"We must not lose the battle with the first class in the afternoon!"
"Yes, our third and second classes are the strongest!"
"You can't afford to lose!"
"It's a pity, if only my brother were here, then we would have won. ”
Not far away, the voices of several elementary school students came over gradually.
When he saw Li Yu, he immediately said in ecstasy: "Boss!"
Li Yu rolled his eyes, the road is narrow.
Immediately ran over excitedly, and then seemed to be startled by these dogs, Xiong Er said: "Boss, why are there so many dogs here?"
The second dog glanced at these little guys, and when he saw that it was just a few little children, he didn't roll his eyes and didn't pay attention to them.
Xiong Daodao: "Boss, I haven't seen you for a day, I miss you so much!"
The little girl said weakly: "Brother, I miss you so much...... When can we go for another burger?"
“…… Why are your concerns different from others? Li Yu smiled and pinched her little face.
"This husky is my pet, and the rest is the husky's new little brother. ”
"Ah, the dog can still take the little brother. ”
"The husky is so cute, can I touch it?"
The second dog immediately jumped up and showed with a tough attitude, no! At the same time, with a "whoosh", F4 immediately dispersed.
"Ah, how did they go. ”
"Well, I haven't touched them yet. ”
Xiong Da said, "Forget it, boss, can you please do us a favor?"
Li Yu said: "No. ”
Xiong Da was stunned, and then Xiong Er cried and shouted: "No matter what, the boss helps us!"
"What are you doing, what are you doing!"
"Spoiled. ”
"Get out, people are coquettish, you are sloppy. ”
Xiong Daodao: "Boss, how about you listen to what we ask you to do." ”
"Okay, tell me about it. ”
Xiong Dadao: "Ahem, boss, in fact, this is the thing, because the snow is too big these days, which affects the traffic, so our school is closed, but the people of the first class provoked us, so we decided to have a snowball fight with the first class yesterday, so as to determine the strongest class of Renmin Road Primary School." ”
"Oh. ”
"However, although our class is better at skating than them, the snowball fight mainly depends on the number of people, and the number of people in our class who participate in this competition is much smaller than theirs. If we go on like this, we're going to lose. ”
Xiong Er continued: "So boss, we can't lose, we can't lose face, so you must come to help us." ”
Li Yu said resolutely: "Don't go." ”
"Why!"
Li Yu said speechlessly: "What are you elementary school students doing with snowball fights, you lose and be ashamed, and you deserve to win." Besides, it's not cheating for you to pull me as an adult?"
Xiong Da hurriedly said: "Boss, we have already discussed this point, the previous class has discussed it with us, and we are allowed to find two or three more people, and it can be allowed to be adults." ”
"That's fine...... Then the strength of your class is not good. ”
"That's right, so boss, you're going to help us, it's a big deal...... Xiong Er gritted his teeth and said, "I'll help you do your homework in the future!"
Li Yu sprayed and said, "Can you understand my homework?"
Xiong Er said: "I can't read it, but you can find me if you copy the text and copy the words!"
Li Yu was embarrassed, co-authored this group of elementary school students still thought that the university still allowed them to copy texts and words.
"There's no need. ”
"Boss, you can help us, it's a big deal...... I'll give you all my snacks for the month!"
"No, you don't. ”
At this time, the little girl spoke, and said weakly: "Brother... If you don't help us... I'll go find the police uncle... Say you just did something to me. ”
"......" Li Yu was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched.
"When will I ...... you" The voice stopped abruptly, and when you think about it, it seems that it is indeed true.
Although I just pinched her little face, although I just pinched her little face...... But the police have to believe it.
And judging from Li Yu's undisciplined degree of this group of bear children, it is really possible to do this.
"Okay, I'll help you. Li Yu gritted his teeth and said.
"Yay, that's great!"
"Great!"
"Thank you, Boss!"
"Thank you, brother. ”
Li Yu squatted down and said with a "smile": "No thanks." He pinched the little girl's face again, "If my guess is right, your nickname should be called Belly Kuroko, right?"