As he was talking, Li Yu suddenly supported his hands on the ground, and his legs rotated 720 degrees in the air. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Damn! handsome, cool!"

"666! The old driver will take me!"

"Wait a minute, this song doesn't match this dance very well!

I'm vague about what you're talking about

Only good music allows me to hear clearly

This is where words begin to lose their effect

Only rhythmic senses can touch each other

Everyone was shocked and said, "Damn, why do I feel so familiar with this song?"

The old man and the old lady were also shocked, and said: "We have obviously not heard this song, but we feel that there is an inexplicable degree of cooperation between the body and the song." ”

After the prelude is sung, it is time to climax!

It's better to dance

It's better to chat than to dance

Make yourself comfortable

It's everyone's talent

"Hey, my body, how could it jump subconsciously!"

"666 is not scientific!"

"Science you sister, it doesn't matter, it's better to dance!"

It's better to dance

It's better to chat than to dance

Make yourself comfortable

It's everyone's talent

Keep dancing

It's better to fall in love than to dance

Get along this way

No one feels lonely

There are no baggage either

So, the outsiders looked at the crowd dancing on the street, and looked confused.

This, this god horse situation?

Even Zhong Shenxiu couldn't help but be brought up to the rhythm and jumped.

Of course, he can't dance, it's completely blind.

At this time, there were also people who turned on the recording function of their mobile phones and posted this video on Weibo.

Soon, it attracted a large number of audience messages.

"666, this buddy is too 6, hip-hop PK square dance. ”

"You see, the old man danced too much. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

……

"Damn, you noticed that guy in the corner didn't have it, what the hell is dancing, it's so embarrassing, awkward dancing hahaha. ”

"666, I saw it too, what the hell is this jumping. ”

Naturally, they are referring to Zhong Shenxiu.

Of course, there was also a clear stream in the comments of major complaints and ridicule.

"Wow, who is this boy, so handsome~"

"Oh my God, it's so handsome and cute, it's my dish. ”

"It's even cuter than my idol, it's over, I'm a fan. ”

"Upstairs 66, this awkward dance is also applauded?"

"What do you know, this is called natural cuteness!"

"Cut!"

In an instant, I saw the boys and girls tearing up the video comments, and in the end, the video was just a small fire, but the comments pushed the video to the headlines.

A news app immediately fished in troubled waters to do something.

Shocked! The man did such a thing on the street with an old man!

……

Finally, the curtain call.

The old man and the old lady were panting, looking at Li Yu, their eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and said, "It's good to be young......"

I saw Li Yu dancing for a long time, without even sweating, and was envied by everyone.

Li Yu said: "Okay, it's time to vote, right?"

The old man gritted his teeth, finally sighed, and said, "No need. ”

"It's us who lose. After the words came out, the old man's figure was indescribably lonely.

Not to mention the loss of fortune telling, he even lost dancing, which made the once proud old man suddenly become depressed.

Li Yu comforted: "Uncle, although you lost fortune-telling and dancing, you still have a beautiful granddaughter, do you want to introduce me to it?"

"Get out!"

Li Yu said indifferently: "Then we can set up a stall on this street from now on, right?"

The old man's eyelids jumped, he sighed, and said, "Okay." ”

"Oh yes!" Li Yu said with a smile, "Zhong Shenxiu, see it, if you enter the mortal world again in the future, if you don't have any money, you can use this method to make money." ”

Zhong Shenxiu's eyes nodded excitedly, and said, "Thank you Brother Li for your teachings." ”

After seeing the results of the competition, people suddenly boiled.

"Master, master, you're done with the competition, can you tell us your fortune next?"

"yes, we've been waiting here for a long time. ”

"Please, Master. A group of people pleaded with Li Yu, but no one asked the group of old men to tell their fortunes.

"You!" the old man was stunned and sighed, this is really a person who has a new love and forgets the old love......

Something seems to be wrong.

The old man said, "Ahem, why don't you come to me and count it?" I'll give you a free fee." ”

"Ah, uncle, forget it, let's find the master to settle for peace of mind. ”

"That's right. ”

The old man spat out a mouthful of old blood, and no one came to this Nima for free.

Li Yu stroked his non-existent beard and said, "The old man is tired today and doesn't want to tell fortunes." ”

"Ah, don't you, master!"

"Master, don't go, count again, please, count me again!"

"It's good once, I love you until ...... wasteland"

"Who's going to sing it? beat him!"

Ping-pong ......

Seeing that the prayer had no effect, a man suddenly burst into tears and cried, "Master, please! Just help me count once! This is my dream!"

"What!?" everyone was shocked.

The man said: "Master, my dream is to become a singer, but I have been very pitiful since I was a child, my parents died when I was a child, the family property was robbed by other relatives, my girlfriend dumped me, and later I found out that I also had cancer......"

"666"

"Really, are you so miserable?"

"If that's the case, I'm going to donate money to you. ”

The man said, "Master, you see that I have been so miserable...... So, Master, can you help me count the numbers for the next draw?"

"Fuck off!" Li Yu didn't speak, and the crowd became angry first, "Stinky and shameless!

"Nima, I thought this was a good voice stage, and I still sell it pitifully! Is it useful to sell pitiful? Nonsense! Of course it works!" The man immediately cried out, "Master, you have pity on me, I was deceived, I sold all the houses in my family and owed hundreds of thousands, I can't live, master, you can calculate a hexagram for me, tell me what to do!"

"Damn, you're too shameless!"

"That's it, that's it, you're shameless, I'll come too! Master, in fact, I grew up in an orphanage......

A good fortune-telling street has become a miserable street.

It was miserable, it was like a ghost crying wolf, and the miserable voice could be heard clearly even if you walked out of this street.

Li Yu was speechless and said, "You don't have to howl, I'm really tired today, let's talk about it later." So saying, he stood up.

Seeing that Li Yu really didn't plan to tell his fortune, everyone was anxious.

"Master, you really don't plan to tell fortunes!?"

"Please, just give us a count!"

"Yes, yes, just once!"

Suddenly, one person's eyes rolled and said, "Master, you don't think this will work, I'll register with you, when you come, just let me be the first in line." ”

"Damn, you can think of that, too. ”

"You're too witty, aren't you?"

"Master, I, I, I'm also registered!"

"I'm registered too!"

Li Yu said: "Do you think you are seeing a doctor here?

After thinking about it, he said, "Okay, just three people, and the others are as fate would have it." ”

"Ah, it's just three! Master! It's okay to have more people!"

"Hey, why don't you speak? I'm helping you, too. ”

"You 484 Sa, with your kung fu when you speak, everyone has grabbed the number. ”

"Oh!"

Li Yu picked three people at random and said, "Okay, just the three of you." ”

The three people who were selected were immediately excited, and said, "Thank you, master, thank you, master." ”

One of them asked, "Master, how much is your fortune telling, is it 666 yuan?"

Li Yu thought for a while and said, "Well, yes, I have a relationship with this number, and my fortune telling will be 666 yuan in the future." ”

"Good, good. The man hurriedly took out the money from his pocket and handed it to Li Yu, as if he was afraid that he would regret it.

Then, the remaining two also taught Li Yu the money.

Li Yu nodded and said, "Okay, I remember you, I will come again again, and you will have the opportunity to give priority to fortune telling." ”

The crowd was remorseful and said, "Why, why didn't I have a relationship with the master!"

Seeing that Li Yu was leaving, the man hurriedly shouted, "Master, then you haven't said when you will come next time?"

"Whatever it is. With that, Li Yu left.

"Fate?" The three of them were dumbfounded, what if this master took the money and ran away, and never appeared again?

No, no, no, this is a master! How could a master do such a thing!

"Yes, a master is a master, and there must be his own thoughts and reasons for doing this. ”

Fortunately, the three of them live in this vicinity, as long as they pay attention, they won't worry about not touching the master.

This is Li Yu, if you change someone, you will have already been beaten into meat sauce, let you follow your fate, let you follow your fate, and let you follow your fate if you take money and don't do anything!

It can be seen that the power of idols is unlimited.

Comes with a brain powder aura.

Seeing Li Yu leaving, everyone was helpless, and in the end, someone paid attention to these fortune-telling old men.

One person laughed and said, "Uncle, you can calculate a hexagram for me." ”

"Get out!" the old man was in a hurry, he didn't even want to give you anything for nothing just now, and now he still wants to take advantage?

……

"Brother Li, Brother Li, why are we in such a hurry?" Zhong Shenxiu was puzzled, "Since there are so many people begging us to tell fortunes, and we still have money to take, why are we in such a hurry?"

Li Yu said: "You don't understand, do you understand hunger marketing?"

Zhong Shenxiu looked confused and shook his head.

Li Yu sighed and said: "I don't understand, that's it, I could have told fortunes to 10 people, but I will count them for 1 person, and the rest will hang their appetite! In this way, more and more people will come to me for fortune telling, understand?"

“…… No, won't they go to someone else's fortune telling?"

"You don't know this, the monkeys nowadays are all shaking M, and they like to be abused. Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, I want to think about where you live today. ”

"Ah, it turns out that Brother Li has been thinking about Xiaosheng in his heart, Xiaosheng is really ashamed, and he has no choice but to ......"

"If you dare to say that you promise yourself, I will beat you. ”

"How is it possible, Xiaosheng is a normal person, not as good as Longyang. Xiaosheng means that in the future, if Brother Li is useful to Xiaosheng, please speak, and Xiaosheng must go all out to do his best to do Xiaosheng's best ability. ”

"Okay, I'm not here to help you in return, let me ask, what do you want to live in?"

"Request?" Zhong Shenxiu paused, "As long as there is a room that can withstand the cold weather, even if there is no bed, Xiaosheng will be satisfied." ”

Li Yu said: "You are too good." "Well, I'll open a room in the hotel for you first, and then I'll look for the house slowly, what do you think?"

"It's all up to Brother Li, but what is a hotel?"

Li Yu said speechlessly: "Inn, you understand what you said." ”

"Oh, inn, I see. Zhong Shenxiu suddenly realized.

Then, Li Yu led Zhong Shenxiu to Homeinn.

"Hello, open a room, a regular room. ”

"Welcome. The front desk lady showed the warmest smile, but when she saw that it was two big men who came to open the room, her eyes suddenly became extremely weird.

"Male...... Man!?Hey, wait a minute, isn't this the person who came to open a room with that soft girl last time? ”

The front desk lady was stunned, she was talking about Ye Ying, that time because Ye Ying was too beautiful, soft and cute, so she was deeply impressed. Naturally, the beast that nibbled on the cabbage naturally remembered it clearly.