The old lady was so angry that she chased after the middle-aged man and scolded while beating: "You rabbit cub! You rabbit cub! Don't tell your mother about such a big thing! What's wrong with your mother when she is old, your mother will still be alive and well in another twenty years! But if you can't get it right, maybe you will die earlier than your mother, and your mother doesn't want a white-haired person to send a black-haired person!"

The crowd looked completely lively. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"666, fortune teller has calculated this kind of eight-o'clock bloody drama. ”

Zhong Shenxiu reminded: "Two, calm down, calm down, I think this matter is quite strange, maybe it was a misunderstanding." ”

"Misunderstanding?"

Zhong Shenxiu said: "After all, this matter is your private matter, and it is inconvenient for me to participate." I can only say that this incident is a turning point in this brother's life, if you don't handle it well, this is your disaster, if you deal with it well, your future life will be better and better, your family will be happy, and you will have at least three or five children. ”

"Really!?" the old lady's eyes lit up, "You rabbit cub, go find me your wife now, I'll go with you, don't think about going back today if you don't make it clear!"

"Eh, I know, Mom, I'll go with you, don't hold me......"

As she spoke, the old lady apologized to the vice president and said, "I'm sorry Lao Zhang, I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I have to leave now." ”

The old man looked understanding and said, "It's okay, your affairs are big." ”

"Alright, let's go first. And they departed.

Then the crowd looked at the old man.

"Master, could you please explain what was going on?"

"That's right, could it be that you relied on cheating in the past to tell fortunes?"

"You don't respect the old!"

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, and he said stubbornly: "Uh, this, this ......"

At this time, Zhong Shenxiu stood up and said: "Calm down, I think this old gentleman definitely didn't mean it in his heart, maybe he felt that his inner anger was not compared to that of the young man, so he was confused for a while to do this kind of thing."

However, please do not doubt this old gentleman's fortune-telling skills, after all, people have been telling fortunes on this street for so long, has anyone ever heard that he is not accurate? It is not terrible for people to make mistakes, as long as they correct them. ”

The old man burst into tears, what a good child, and he still helped his opponent speak. I really live to be a dog at such an age, and I still want to deal with such a good child.

Li Yu also stood up at this time and said, "That's it, people are so old, are you embarrassed to talk about others!"

"Bah, morally. ”

"Age presses us. ”

"Stinky and shameless!"

"What's wrong with your age? ”

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, and he said, "You young man is really a-stirrer." ”

Li Yu pushed his hand and said modestly: "Eh, you can't say that, so aren't you yourself the same kind of rice field......

The old man was anxious and said, "I'll kill you turtle grandson!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

……

The old man was out of breath and was speechless for a moment: "How can such two young men with completely different personalities get together......

Then, he secretly pulled Zhong Shenxiu and said, "Young man, let me ask you, what is your name?"

"My name is Zhong Shenxiu. ”

"Zhong Shenxiu, what a name!" the old man's eyes lit up, "This, young man, let me ask you, are you married?"

Zhong Shenxiu said: "Ahem, naturally not." ”

The old man's eyes lit up again, and he said, "That's great, young man, you see, I have a granddaughter who is about the same age as you, see if you two can ......."

"I'll your Lao Zhang, I can't give you such a good child!"

"That's it!"

"Young man, I also have a granddaughter, old man, and she is recognized as the school flower of her school, you see, you are not married, why don't I introduce you to you?"

"Get out of the way! You've done a great job! People now have to look at their character! Young man, let me tell you, my granddaughter is a good woman, and she never quarrels with anyone. ”

"Good boys, they're nothing, they either don't have granddaughters, or they only have one granddaughter, old man, I have many children, and I have many granddaughters, you see, whichever one you like will contact which one first......"

The uncontrollable enthusiasm of a group of old men and old ladies made Zhong Shenxiu turn into a big red face.

The people who eat melons were stunned and said: ", the fortune-telling competition instantly turned into a blind date competition, or the kind of robbery." ”

"666, that's too much. ”

"I'm serving you!"

Zhong Shenxiu was shy and anxious, he was a cultivator, hey, the sect didn't seem to say that cultivators couldn't marry mortals......

Wait a minute! This is not good! I went down the mountain to find the yin and yang beads, but I didn't want to come to the mortal world to get married!

Suddenly, helpless eyes looked at Li Yu and said, "Brother Li......"

Li Yu smiled and said, "Zhong Shenxiu, look at how good you are, so many old people introduce you to someone, don't open a harem to give birth to dozens of children for him, I'm sorry for your sect!"

The old man scolded angrily: "That kid surnamed Li, get out of the way, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!"

"A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth......"

Zhong Shenxiu said: "Thank you for your enthusiasm, but Xiaosheng really has no plans to marry anyone. ”

"Ah, that's right. ”

"It's a shame. ”

The old men sighed bitterly.

Li Yu walked to the old man's side and startled the old man.

"What are you doing?"

"Old man, you said you have a granddaughter of a school girl?"

"Ah, what's wrong?" the old man was stunned for a moment, and then as if he had reacted, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't think about it, it's impossible for you." ”

"What's the hurry, I didn't say that I was looking for your granddaughter as a girlfriend. ”

"And what do you want to do?"

Li Yu said: "I just asked what your granddaughter's name is." ”

"Why do you ask this?" the old man was stunned.

"I'm just asking casually, after all, I have too many girlfriends in school, and I'm afraid that there really is a girlfriend who is your granddaughter, so as not to be embarrassed when I get married and meet my parents. ”

"I'll you!" the old man was anxious, "no serious young man! Fortune telling is very good, how can people be like this!"

The crowd said, "666, 666." ”

"Master, this forced pretense is simply fresh and unpretentious. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

……

Li Yu said: "Now we can say that we won." ”

The old man was stunned, so to speak, people have indeed won two games in a row......

"No!"

"What, you can't afford to lose?"

"Not really. The old man said, "In the first game, it is true that you won, but in the second game, I admit, we cheated, so, for the sake of fairness, this one is still invalid." ”

The crowd shouted, "666, nullified." ”

"This old man is too shameless. ”

"Although there was no victory or defeat in the second game, a discerning person could see it at a glance, and the young people were accurate, and the old ladies were so frightened that they ran to find their daughters-in-law. ”

"That's it. ”

Li Yu was surprised: "Okay, you old man, I underestimated your cheekiness." ”

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, endure, I endure.

Li Yu said: "That's it, for the sake of your age, I'll agree with you, let's compete again." ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. ”

The old man breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and suddenly felt that the more he looked at it, the more pleasing it became.

What Li Yu thought in his heart was, if he competed again, wouldn't he be able to earn another wave of pretending value?

"Okay, this one, or I'm on the list, who do you choose?"

"This ......" The old man hesitated, even the oldest self and the old lady had lost, and who else could compare with this young man.

"We choose...... Ahem, young man, you see, it's better to be like this, we're tired of fortune telling, so let's just dance in a competition!"

Everyone was stunned and said, "What?"

Dance?

Why don't you dance?

If you don't agree with each other, you will dance awkwardly?

What's going on?

The old man gritted his teeth and said, "Seeing that you are a young man, we are afraid that you will lose too ugly, so it is better to choose one that you young people are best at!"

"666, this is still for the sake of others. ”

"6 don't don't. ”

Li Yu couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Are you sure you want to change fortune telling to dancing?"

"Of course, you young people aren't the best at that. As he spoke, an old man brought out a radio and put it on.

"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"

The old man shouted, "Jump up!"

Suddenly, several old men and goddesses swung their bodies and jumped up as if they had received military orders.

Everyone was stunned: "Damn, square dance!"

Li Yu said: "I don't know how to square dance. ”

"You can dance whatever you want, and after you finish dancing, we'll let the people present decide whether the two of us win or lose, what do you think?"

Li Yu's eyes lit up and said, "Okay!"

Zhong Shenxiu was surprised: "Brother Li, this, what is this movement of twisting your body called?"

Li Yu said: "This is called a dance, but they are dancing the old martial arts, and then I will let you see what is called the dance of young people!"

"System, I want to exchange hip-hop mastery. ”

In the next moment, Li Yu opened his eyes, with an inexplicable color in his eyes.

"The medicine is in trouble, and the pancakes and fruits are a set!" The next moment, Li Yu started to move.

The crowd was surprised: ", the master can really dance!"

"It's still hip-hop, it's too good!"

"666, it's time to fight, let's come and see!"

"Master, what else you won't?"

As he was talking, Li Yu suddenly supported his hands on the ground, and his legs rotated 720 degrees in the air.

"Damn! handsome, cool!"

"666! The old driver will take me!"

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