Chapter 30 The Jade Emperor is not as good as a dog
After awarding Zhao Zhuzhu and Zhao Dezhu the errand of the pair of "Heavenly Court Fundraising Envoys", Zhang Zichen returned to the palace with a relaxed attitude. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
He believed that these two living treasures must have worked very hard to do this, and gave him a satisfactory answer.
Zhang Zichen did not return to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but returned to the Haotian Palace, the dormitory behind the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Haotian Hall is a little smaller than the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but it is generally quite atmospheric.
Jade pillar golden tile, red Luo yarn tent, and some Xian'e wrestlers stand, but Zhang Zichen let them leave work early, and he is not a dragon species who grew up in the courtyard of the deep palace, and he can't stand this kind of treatment of eating, drinking, and Lazar.
On one of the walls in the Haotian Palace, there were indeed nearly a hundred swords hanging as the star official on duty said, and there were eight empty seats in the middle, which should be the ones he gave to the old man Shen Boyue.
Zhang Zichen remembered what he had promised those old men on Shen Bo's birthday, and personally selected a few swords and wrapped them, planning to bring them when he went down to earth later.
After visiting his dormitory, Zhang Zichen's stomach was already screaming like a drum, and he realized that he was still hungry.
In Shen Jiarou's house, he didn't wait for the goblin to make dinner, he was called to the sky by the star officer on duty, and since then he has seen Yang Jian, played the autumn breeze, and engaged in fundraising, and he has not stopped for a moment, he has long been hungry.
In fact, he absorbed so much aura, and he could have done it without eating, but the aura he absorbed was absorbed by the fragment in the dantian, which was equivalent to marrying someone else.
But Zhang Zichen didn't realize these at the moment, he only felt that maybe it was because his realm was not enough, so he sat down with a big grin, knocked on the table and said: "Xiaoxing, I'm hungry, quickly order the imperial dining room to eat, just order the dragon liver and phoenix marrow to make up!"
The star officer on duty was sour when he heard this, and twitched the corners of his mouth and said: "My Majesty! Our Haotian Palace is not to mention the imperial dining room, even the heavenly generals who guard the door have long been unable to raise it, and even those wrestlers you saw just now were borrowed by the ministers from the Ziwei Emperor Palace to fill the façade." ”
Zhang Zichen had a feeling of beeping a dog, this Jade Emperor should be, what do you want...
"Isn't there a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals in Heavenly Court, what does it mean that even the heavenly generals guarding the door can't afford to raise them?"
Zhang Zichen grasped the key point in the official words of the star on duty and asked suspiciously.
"Heavenly Court has 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, yes, not only 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers, but also 100,000 Heavenly River Water Army. But raising soldiers is to be paid, and Heavenly Court has long been unable to pay so much, so the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals are only nominal.
Those veteran soldiers are very powerful, and the Jade Emperor can't pay them, so they all take refuge in the immortals who can pay them, such as the Three Qing Dynasty, the Four Emperors and the Five Heavenly Emperors, etc., although they are in the name of heavenly soldiers and generals, they have actually become people's private soldiers long ago.
Your Majesty can now command only the dozens of earth-shaking generals and Zhentian marshals outside the Nantian Gate, this is still the result of the ministers and the God of Wealth Bigan tightening their belts to support them, no matter what, the façade of the heavenly court must be supported, otherwise it will make those other gods and demons look down on it. ”
The words of the star officer on duty reminded Zhang Zichen of a joke: said that people in the past were very poor materially, and they couldn't eat meat all year round. But even though he was poor, he had to save face, so he bought a piece of pork and hung it on the beams of the house, and when he was about to go out, he took the pork down, and then rubbed a little lard on his mouth.
When you go out like this, you will look oily, and let others know that your family has eaten meat today.
Zhang Zichen felt that Heavenly Court was like this now, didn't this mean that he would die to save face and suffer the crime!
But he can't manage so much now, it's important to fill his stomach, and only when he is full can he have the strength to take care of these moths in Heavenly Court, so he waved his hand helplessly and said: "I don't expect the dragon liver and phoenix marrow anymore, anyway, when this Jade Emperor can't enjoy a little bit of happiness, what can I do, otherwise I may be the first Jade Emperor in history to starve to death!"
The star officer on duty agreed, and hurriedly went down and picked up a few plates of watery fairy fruits, which seemed to make people drool, and Zhang Zichen couldn't help but move his index fingers.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the star officer on duty still hanging his hands and waiting on the side, which made Zhang Zichen still a little unaccustomed.
"Xiaoxing, if you don't eat, if you eat, sit down and eat together, if you don't eat, go down and rest first, I am very unaccustomed to you standing like this." ”
The star officer on duty agreed and said, "Then Your Majesty will eat first, and if you have anything to do, you can call the ministers with a wishful voice at any time." ”
Zhang Zichen hummed and turned his gaze to those huge fresh fruits, and couldn't help but take a big bite, but squirted out.
This girl looks very watery, and it tastes like chewing wax, I really don't know if it has been put for hundreds of years, and it almost broke his front teeth.
However, Zhang Zichen is still a good leader with a good mentality, and he was not killed by his own cook's anger like Yuan Shu in the late Han Dynasty.
This is not only because he has a good attitude, but more importantly, he sees a dark shadow.
To be exact, he saw a dog, it was the roaring dog of Erlang God Yang Jian, which he had seen before.
Through the gap in the back door of the Haotian Palace, it can be seen that this rammed goods happily walked on four legs, sniffing east and west, and ran all the way to the small fairy mountain behind the Haotian Palace.
Zhang Zichen was curious in his heart, he didn't understand why this dog didn't stay with Yang Jian, but ran to the back garden of Haotian Palace, so he suppressed his steps and quietly followed. In order to prevent the whistling dog from discovering him, he specially walked far away.
I saw that the roaring dog twisted into a lush fairy grass, sneakily opened a small dirt bag under a bunch of fairy grass, and pulled out a wooden box from it.
The box also has the seal of the former Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, obviously Lao Zhang buried something good here.
Seeing the wooden box, the roaring dog immediately turned into a human form, and opened the lid of the wooden box with his hand, and a strong aroma floated out from afar, causing Zhang Zichen's saliva to come down.
The Howling Dog took out a jar of wine and a few paper packets from the box, sat down on the ground, and began to chew on it.
Zhang Zichen couldn't help it, the hunger in his stomach made him go crazy, and he rushed out of the grass very unimpressively.
The Howling Sky Dog glanced at Zhang Zichen lazily, his butt was not moving, it was obvious that he had already discovered Zhang Zichen before, but he didn't break it.
"That's... Oh my God, what are you eating?"
Zhang Zichen rubbed his hands in shame, and his saliva was half a foot long, just like Zhu Bajie who coveted the ginseng fruit of the sand monk in Journey to the West.
"Spicy chicken. ”
Grimace was expressionless and handed over a paper bag.
The embarrassment in Zhang Zichen's heart, I just showed a little greed, as for being so polite?
When he opened the paper bag, he realized that the whistling dog was not scolding him, but that the food was cured chicken.
Zhang Zichen immediately gobbled it up, and quickly dropped a bunch of chicken bones on the spot, and it was a little sad to see that the Heavenly Dog was also a little sad, and it was really strange and pitiful for the dignified Jade Emperor to get mixed up with this.
Zhang Zichen didn't have such an awareness at all, after he was full of wine and food, looking at the pointed nose of the roaring dog, Zhang Zichen smiled, rubbed his hands embarrassedly and said, "That... Oh my God, shall we discuss something?"