The beautiful woman said that I was too stupid, how could I take the bait without bait?

I laughed at her for not being able to fish, and legend has it that Jiang Taigong's intention to fish is not to fish, so he uses a straight hook;

She didn't answer, she turned my head over and drew a circle on my eyelids, which she passed lightly with her hand to turn it into a magnifying glass......

I looked along the line and could see that the hooks in the water were fifty times larger than before, shining yellow, chasing a large shark and stabbing it into its flesh.

The big shark flicked hard, the hook bounced off, and a bloody trail was drawn on its tail......

The beautiful woman screamed: "Oops! The fishing has been caught, let it escape!"

I was amazed, how could she see so far away, in the deep sea?

The beauty didn't want to tell anyone else's secret, and scolded: "Dead hook, bad hook, want to catch ghost fish!"

I was curious, and the first time I heard it, I couldn't help but ask, "Is there such a fish?"

The beauty let me see for myself, the hook is caught......

I had to follow the fishing line to look for it: I found that the hook was very obedient, and I drilled to the bottom of the water, about 10,000 meters, and the target appeared......

The hook bends all the way, and I don't know where to go?

Suddenly, I got into the dirt, and a large piece of dirt was overturned, jumping and jumping, very powerful, and muddying the water heavily......

I saw the hook running in a hurry, and I didn't see anything in the soil coming out......

I looked left and right, and the more I looked, the more confused I became, what was in the soil?

The beautiful woman didn't know either, but she was very excited, her body trembled, and she clung to the fishing rod with both hands, and shook it vigorously......

The force below was very strong, and he dragged the fishing rod into a curved bow, and he couldn't hold on anymore, and shouted in a hurried voice: "What are you looking at? Come on, help!"

I was naïve, holding the rod with both hands, and the two of them tried hard at the same time, but they couldn't pull it up.

It's so heavy, like a reef, that the rod is about to break......

The beauty patted it, enlarged a hundredfold, and hung high in the air, and the fishing line turned into a wire rope, and you could see that in the mud in the water, it was moving violently, and the tip of the rod was tightened.

I was in a hurry, looking through a magnifying glass at the water—the dirt had been arched over again, drawing jumbled lines.

After four hours of stalemate, the things in the soil finally stopped, and the fishing rod bent and fished, no matter how hard it tried, it would not move......

The beautiful woman waited for the fire to burn, made the rod smaller, pulled hard, and the hook came out, but the contents of the dirt were gone.

After a long time of excitement, there was nothing, and he retracted the line and shouted at the hook: "Catch the ghost fish!"

I was depressed: I don't know what to do with that thing? Fish are fish, and are there ghost fish?

The beauty didn't answer, she was so angry that she threw out a piece of the fishing rod - under the fishing line, as if something was hanging on, and ran forward desperately......

I looked at it with a magnifying glass, and the hook moved forward desperately, passing by many fish, but I didn't see it.

Insist on decoupling for a while, and plunge into the deep sea, about 15,000 kilometers, where even the light can't reach, and see a black thing, plunge into it and don't move.

It seems that the hook will also get angry, and the rod pulls the surface of the water, but there is still no response.

The beauty is more anxious than me and wants to go into the water to see......

I had no choice but to ask: "Can the human body withstand the pressure of 15,000 meters?"

She pondered for a long time and screamed, "Damn the hook, let it catch the fish, but hide it in the dirt and be lazy!"

I had to joke: "Can you understand people with a fishhook?"

She no longer scolded the fishhook, but raised her eyebrows at me and yelled: "What is it called?

I was so angry, I had never seen such an unreasonable woman, flying over and hugging the fishing rod, dragging it around......

She jumped up for joy and shouted in an excited voice, "Caught!"

This sound, which caught my attention, looked into the water, a reef-like, messy thing, hanging on a fishhook, jumping and jumping, I don't know what it was?

The beauty can't wait! A heel bucket flipped into the water, panicked and dragged the fishing line, back and forth to control the scurrying things, with great effort, to get in front of the ......

The black, messy thing jumps and bites the beautiful woman's face and doesn't let go......

She screamed in pain and popped out of the water, her fists raining down on the mess.

I don't know how many punches I made, but I finally knocked it off - bouncing, "poofing" close to the beauty's thigh, biting ......

The beauty was anxious and afraid, and hit it with several big punches, and before she could get rid of her hatred, she smashed its head with her fists before falling off her legs.

This damn, messy thing with a bounced tail......

The beauty couldn't help it, so she hugged it tightly and bit it on the tail for a while...... However, my mouth felt uncomfortable, so I asked for a book......

She looked everywhere and shouted to the sea: "Books, come out quickly!"

The more I read it, the funnier it became, a broken book, can I still understand her words like a human being?

However, she called me stupid and stood aside and didn't help, and should have shouted like her.

I'm not insane, I can't shout.

She quarreled for a long time, and shouted again - she didn't listen to the broken books, and her dead brother-in-law didn't come out, staring at me and scolding enough, and called me to help her look at her face.

I really can't stand it! I still want people to help me, and I don't care about other people's feelings? I want to beat her up......

Who told us to fall together? However, I will make her regret and say, "Your face, bitten off, looks like a tooth mark that someone has kissed, black and blue, and ugly!"

The beautiful woman scolded: "Fart! A messy thing, how can it bite out human tooth marks?"

I told her, "Believe it or not, my face is swollen anyway." ”

She touched the swollen area with her hand, like a human mouth, and hurried to find the seawater, but the sea rolled and could not reflect her face in it, so angry that she jumped up and down in the air and scolded: "Dead ghost fish, rotten ghost fish! I will eat you!"

I almost laughed off my big teeth, only a big fool would get angry at messy things.

This ghost fish is one meter long and sixty centimeters wide, with a black body covered with messy spines, and it is impossible to figure out where the eyes are?

The beauty hates it to death, her head is broken, her hands are hot and painful, and when she looks at it, her fists are soaked like steamed buns, and the more she thinks about it, the less cost-effective it becomes......

I'm going to laugh again: "You bit its tail with your mouth, didn't it hurt at all?"

It worked, and she turned her mouth over to me and asked, "Is it swollen?"

Of course, I don't say anything nice: "It's not only swollen, but it's rotten! It keeps rotting in my mouth." ”