She endured the pain, glared and scolded, "Fart! Only a dog would fart like that!"

I laughed wildly, pointed at her face, and shouted proudly, "It's rotten! It's rotten! It's good, it's good, it's okay?"

The beauty couldn't help me, so she moved her gaze to the ghost fish and said fiercely, "I want to ......"

I pointed to her nose and asked, "Do you dare to eat the poisonous fish?"

The beautiful woman looked at the sky, turned my head over, drew a round clock on the door of my head, and with a hand like a steamed bun, I gently passed it and fixed it on it.

I couldn't see it again, so I could only ask, "Hey, beauty, what time is it?"

She laughed silly and said, "3:25 p.m." ”

I kept babbling: "Jumped out of the volcano, and I haven't eaten yet." ”

She couldn't help but say, "I didn't eat either." ”

What a strange thing? Guarding the sea and not finding anything to eat, waiting to starve to death?

The beautiful woman widened her mouth, drew one as it was, meditated for a minute, pinched it with her hand, picked it up gently, looked at it, and threw it out the sea, staring at the clock on my forehead......

At about twenty minutes, he flew back, put it on his mouth, turned red and said, "I'm full, your problem, solve it yourself." ”

I quietly scolded, "Fart, what a fart!" No way, isn't this coaxing a child?"

I didn't expect her to hear it, and said, "If you don't believe it, I'll draw one for you." ”

There are so many wonders in the world, I want to give it a try, shouting, "You draw!"

The beautiful woman put her lips on her hand, pressed it against my mouth, gently brushed it with her right hand, and said, "All right!"

I didn't believe it, I didn't expect to be able to take off her lips, throw it into the sky, open it to the maximum, turn around our heads three times, fly farther and farther, until I can't see it.

After waiting for a long time, I still won't come, and I don't feel it, so I asked, "What time is it?"

The beautiful woman looked at my head and said, "I'm going to go for a while, I'll have to wait." ”

It's so boring! Draw a mouth, imprint it on my mouth, and eat for me......?

I don't know how long this mouth has been going? I was looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, and finally looking back, and with a "boom", it hit me the mouth.

The beauty asked anxiously, "Have you eaten enough?"

"What do you ask? Do you still need to ask? I don't feel anything? A liar is a lie!"

A beautiful woman can't tell if she has a mouth, so if she doesn't eat, she won't eat! You may not find food in the air; why don't you throw it into the sea, it's really not good, eat more sea cockroaches, won't you be full too?

I didn't want to listen to her nonsense, and I couldn't keep a broken book, but the beautiful woman didn't want to listen, and said, "Blame yourself for losing it, and I want to rely on others." ”

She's fine, she's full, but I'm still hungry, what should I do?

The beauty has two intentions: either ......"

I thought about it for a long time, alone, definitely lonely, and decided to ......

The beautiful woman's fishing rod is hidden somewhere......

I entered the cabin in the sky, and I was pleasantly surprised - the washed copper book, the rules were placed on the stone table, and the crystal lamp was still there.

The beautiful woman picked up my torn clothes and torn pants from the bedside and shouted, "Hey, put it on!

"Who is she? too wide, what is a man afraid of?"

In spite of my muttering, I put it on, but in fact, I didn't wear it the same, and it was tattered, and the dew was still exposed......

The beauty, like me, is most concerned about the copper book, pick it up, open the third article, and there is no reaction at all on the sixth page.

The question arises, after we leave, do we still want this broken house?

Without hesitation, I said, "You have a place to live, and I can only live here." ”

The beautiful woman smiled and closed the bronze book, and the cover flashed, and a round mirror appeared, shining her face in it, and she couldn't help but look at it.

The tooth marks on his face were bruised and swollen, and his mouth was thickened, still swollen, more ugly than ugly, and he exclaimed loudly: "How could I be like this?"

I had to say, "That's great! Nobody wants it; you have to marry me." ”

The beautiful woman was angry in the hut and walked up and down: "Do you know who I am?

I don't want to argue with her, anyway, the uglier the better, to be stable in front of other men, how to say: "Put it at ease, look disgusting, go anywhere at ease." "Nobody wants it anyway.

The beauty couldn't find anyone angry, clenched her fist like a steamed bun, and beat my chest hard: "It's your fault, it's okay now! I can't even go home!"

This can also depend on me, I really can't help it. Otherwise, how can she be willing to follow me?

I hugged her tightly, but she cried quietly on my shoulders and wiped her tears with my rags.

It's so strange and incomprehensible to a woman, and when you listen to her, you seem to look down on me, why are you still doing this?

The bronze book, popping out of her hand, hung high in the air, automatically opened the third chapter, and from the sixth page, a golden light flashed, covering us both roundly, slowly sucking it in, pushing it out vigorously, and doing it several times in a row......

The golden light vanished, and the bronze book closed, revealing the cover, hanging high in the air—reflecting the two of us who were hugging each other tightly.

The beautiful woman suddenly came to her senses, pushed me away, flew up to look left and right in the mirror, and jumped up with joy: "My skin is so white! All the injuries on my body are healed! It's amazing!"

She was startled, aroused my curiosity, and she also flew up to look at it—my face was milky white, and my five views were upright; a white-faced book was born! The fly in the ointment was that the tattered clothes should not be good?

The beautiful woman still looked down on me, and sarcastically said, "What's the use of being good-looking? Like a beggar, he doesn't even have anything to eat, and he still wants to marry a daughter-in-law, go to death!"

She has changed so much! Just now, she hugged me tightly, for fear of running away, and in the blink of an eye, she would not recognize anyone.

I have heard that the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart! It seems that I have to believe it......

The beautiful woman was smug and flew out of the door, deliberately turning around and waving at me, showing a haughty look: "In the future, we will not meet again!"

Although I want to be a woman, I can't follow this kind of person who looks down on me, and I should find someone who worships me.

I didn't even lift my hand, and watched her turn away—this was my world, and my stomach didn't seem to be hungry, but I was worried about eating.

I couldn't see the clock on my head, and I had to beg someone to tell me, "Isn't it funny?" How can there be such a person?

Anyway, she is gone, and she can't stay, and in this vast sea and sky, there is not a single woman, where can I find someone who worships me? What a fool! There are women, I don't grasp it well, and I ...... at night

The copper book in the air was aimed at my head, smashed down hard, and before I had time to dodge, it hit me in the face with a "snap".

Is it crazy? Why are you beating me so well? Why are people angry with books? At most, they pick it up, slam it on the ground, and stomp 10,000 feet to see if it dares to offend its master?

I took the broken book off my face, the fourth part was opened, and the seventh page flashed, and a woman popped up: "Oh my God! Why does she have no clothes and pants?