"Do you smell it, does it still smell on the official?" He Shen asked the guard beside him as he sniffed himself. poured more than a dozen buckets of water, and his body looked clean, but He Shen was still not at ease, he would see the emperor later, it didn't matter if he smoked himself, if he smoked the emperor, it would be a big sin.

"No, no, and my lord. The guards replied while covering their noses, and no one dared to approach.

"Take your hands off. He Shen narrowed his eyes and shouted.

"Uh...... There seems to be a little bit more. The guards hurriedly put their hands down, although they were the Praetorian Guards who were defending the palace and protecting the emperor, but no one dared to offend Lord He, and Lord He was not only the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but also the foreman and the Minister of Military Aircraft, as long as a word, not to mention them ordinary guards, even if they were the commanders of the Janissaries, the hat on their heads could not be worn for long.

"Then don't you hurry up and get water!" While He Shen scolded, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, in the end, it was the guards, they could only fight, not serve people, and they should have brought a few people in the mansion if they knew it.

"And my lord, and my lord. One of the guards who had gone out to look for water hurried over, pointed out to the wall, and said breathlessly, "There is a big river to the east of the village. ”

"Big River, lead the way. ”

"Yes. ”

Under the leadership of the guards, He Shen didn't go far before he saw a river seven or eight zhang wide, the water was not deep, it was crystal clear, and he could even see fish swimming at the bottom of the water.

He Shen's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and there would always be a dead end when he poured a bucket on his body, but it was different with river water, and the water would wash away the dirt on his body.

Although it was still a little cold on this day, He Shen couldn't manage it so much, he didn't want to smoke the emperor, let alone be laughed at by the other accompanying civil and military officials, if it reached Ji Xiaolan's ears, he wouldn't be able to make up something to squeeze him when he returned to the capital.

For the sake of fame, He Shen jumped directly from the shore into the river, first shivered, gasped, and then took off his clothes and kept rubbing his body.

"He Shen, now you know the consequences of offending Tianwei, right?" Li Dacheng sent a WeChat message from Guò and Shen, and he knew that this old boy was blown into the dung pit by his salute cannon. What is this called? This is called Skynet, negligent but not leaky, against God, pure is looking for (death)!

"Demon, you don't want to be rampant, don't think that if you throw a 'explosive battle', the official will be afraid of you, and you will bully the official for not knowing the goods. He Shen gritted his teeth and said, only now did he realize what the tube-like thing was, it was nothing more than a blast war filled with saltpeter, sulfur and charcoal in the bamboo tube, but he didn't understand how the explosion appeared in the latrine, and what trick the demon used.

Still not convinced?

Li Dacheng frowned, he didn't expect that this He Shen was quite tough, and he was all collapsed into the pit, and he was still not convinced, it was really not those ordinary timid and afraid officials, the courage of the eternal greed is great.

"He Shen, it seems that you want to fight God and me to the end. ”

"Oh my God, I can do a few tricks and claim to be God, and I am still the Jade Emperor. He Shen pursed his lips, and suddenly ordered loudly at the guards standing on the shore, "The guards listen to the order, there are demons nearby, quickly capture them, don't let go of any place." ”

The guards looked at each other, demons? There is a flat river around here, except for flowers and trees, there is not even a place for Tibetans, not to mention that where the emperor passes by, there will be officers and soldiers within a radius of several miles to carefully inspect them, and the expulsion of the expulsion and the closure of the road are closed, how can there be demons? Could it be that he and the adults want to take off their clothes and swim naked, and they are embarrassed, so they are driven away?

"Ordered. ”

The guards did not dare to offend Lord He, and hurriedly turned their backs and left.

"Demon, look where you're still fleeing. He Shen said hatefully.

"Run, hmph, I said, I'm God, you mortals can't catch me. Heshen, I have changed my mind, I will not kill you, I will slowly torture you, so that you will never be at peace, as a punishment for your offense against Tianwei. ”

"Come on, this official is afraid of you? He Shen said provocatively, as long as the other party shows his form, there are so many guards around, and he is worried that he can't catch anyone?

"Heshen, you remember, one day, you will kneel and beg me. ”

Li Dacheng withdrew from the conversation with He Shen, he wanted to send the ceremonial flowers beside him, but when he thought that the other party was still bathing in the river, and the ceremonial flowers might fall into the water, he dispelled this idea. It doesn't matter if it's dumb or not, the key is not to let Na Heshen continue to run rampant.

Hmph, I can't kill you, but I can toss you to death, make you eat, sleep,, and be scared all the time, I'm going to be your eternal nightmare.

Bell bell bell ......

Just when Li Dacheng was about to go out to buy some more fireworks bombs, the mobile phone rang suddenly, and he looked at the call, it was Liu Rumeng calling.

"Hey, Boss Liu, what's the matter?" Li Dacheng asked, although he couldn't make He Shen succumb, but he found a way to cure the other party, speaking of which, this is thanks to Liu Rumeng, if it weren't for the other party pulling him to sit in the rest area and forcing him to listen to the explanation, he wouldn't have seen the fire safety propaganda video on TV, let alone be inspired, thinking of Lihua, this is also his new skill - killing people in the air, no, it should be called torturing people in the air.

"Where are you?"

"At home, of course. ”

"Then why don't you open the door for me?" came Liu Rumeng's questioning voice from the microphone.

"Open the door?" Li Dacheng looked back at the door, there was no one.

Wrong!

Li Dacheng suddenly remembered that this was his new home, no one knew that he lived here now, and Liu Rumeng must be his old home.

"I mean, I'm going home right away. ”

"Before, you left the mall without saying anything, and you didn't take the cosmetics and the bags of clothes you bought, I sent them back to you, come back quickly. Liu Rumeng said, of course, she has other purposes.

Li Dacheng glanced at the trunk of the car, and then remembered that he was in too much of a hurry and threw everything he bought in the mall.

"Okay, you wait, I'll go back right away. Li Dacheng moved the ceremonial flowers to the house, and hurriedly got in the car and drove to his hometown.

Since it was not the rush hour for commuting, the road was not congested, so Li Dacheng quickly rushed to his hometown. As soon as I drove into the community, I saw Liu Rumeng standing in the snow downstairs from a distance, her face was no longer charming, but instead of a faint sadness, her face and nose were frozen red, and she looked particularly touching in the cold wind, which made people pity.

"I'm sorry to bother you to make the trip yourself. After Li Dacheng got out of the car, he hurriedly walked in front of Liu Rumeng and said, "Actually, you don't need to come, you left in a hurry, because there is an urgent matter, and I will naturally go back to get it after I finish it." ”

"Don't you want to see me so much?" Liu Rumeng frowned when she heard this, and looked at Li Dacheng with a depressed expression, her words full of deep resentment.

"No, you misunderstood, I just think that such a cold day makes you a weak woman run around, and I can't bear it. Li Dacheng explained.

"I think you just don't want to see me. The corners of Liu Rumeng's mouth fell, revealing a sad look.

Li Dacheng was depressed in his heart, why couldn't this woman understand his words? Obviously out of good intentions and concern, how could it become another meaning in the other party's heart, is it really so difficult to be a good man?

Seeing Liu Rumeng's pitiful appearance, without his previous enchantment and arrogance, Li Dacheng unconsciously thought of what happened in the mall, and it seemed that the other party thought he was angry. He raised his hand, grabbed Liu Rumeng's shoulder, and said seriously, "I know what you are thinking in your heart, but what I want to tell you is that I, Li Dacheng, am not such a stingy person, not to mention that you are not at fault in that incident, on the contrary, you are a victim and a party worthy of sympathy." It's all the fault of that little white face, it's his ingratitude, it's that he has no vision, if I had a girlfriend like you, I would never go abroad and throw you away for a few years. So, you don't need to explain it to me at all, and you don't need to blame yourself because you're not wrong. ”

"What you say is true?"

"Of course it's true. ”

Liu Rumeng raised his head to look at Li Dacheng, his originally dim gaze once again shone brightly, and the haze in his heart also dissipated, and a bright smile appeared on his face.

It's just that when I think of my previous actions, I can't help but feel shy, when did I become so impulsive? And why do I have to explain it to this man? He is not himself. Don't......

Liu Rumeng secretly glanced at Li Dacheng, and when she saw that the other party was looking at her intently, she panicked, and quickly lowered her head, and two red clouds appeared on her face uncontrollably, which was very good-looking.

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