"Boss, bring me a box of flowers, the loudest and most powerful one. Li Dacheng came to a fireworks distribution store and shouted loudly as soon as he entered the door. I can't help it, I'm too anxious.

The owner of the store immediately frowned when he heard this, and there were many people who bought gifts, all of them asked about the size and shape of the flowers, and he had never seen such a request. The most powerful? This is a fireworks, not a dynamite seller. Suspicious, so suspicious. Is it going to buy back what dangerous goods?

The boss looked at Li Dacheng carefully and asked cautiously, "This gentleman, what are you doing buying gift flowers?"

"Of course it's a release, is it possible to buy it and go back to collect honey?"

"Why the most powerful?"

"You ......" Li Dacheng saw the boss's suspicious gaze, and immediately understood what was going on, saying that it was indeed easy for people to misunderstand, "Boss, you misunderstood, didn't I buy a new car? With that, he stretched out his hand and pointed out the door.

The boss craned his neck and looked out through the door glass, and there was indeed a brand-new Land Rover luxury off-road vehicle parked outside the door, even the license plate was temporary, and the owner of the store breathed a sigh of relief and showed a smile. Who buys a new car these days and doesn't put some firecrackers to add to the excitement? This is also exquisite, this is called: When the firecrackers go off, it will be auspicious, peaceful, and the road will be smooth. Ordinary cars, just put two firecrackers, luxury cars, especially the cars bought by local tyrants, naturally have to buy flowers, strong momentum, show off.

"The largest one is six inches, thirty-six ceremonial flowers, and a single ceremonial bomb, I don't know what kind of fireworks do you want?" the shopkeeper pointed to several ceremonial patterns in the store and introduced Li Dacheng.

"The same one, buy it back first and see the effect, if it's good, I'll come back to you later." ”

"Okay, I'll get someone to help you move out. ”

Li Dacheng paid the money and waited outside the store, and after a while, the shopkeeper instructed people to move out a box as high as a table. Li Dacheng was stunned at first when he saw it, and then he was happy in his heart, it was even bigger than he imagined, and the effect would not be bad. Li Dacheng decided to put down the back seat, and then stuffed the salute into the car.

After returning to his new home, Li Dacheng found a vacant space outside, put a single salute bullet on it, and then took out his mobile phone to enter WeChat and open a dialog box to chat with He Shen.

"He Shen, do you have any remorse for offending Tianwei now?"

He Shen was pooping in a farmhouse toilet on Nanxun Road. In the past two days, he was tired of driving and horses, not eating well and sleeping well, and it was inevitable that he was constipated, and at this time he was holding back his red face and was straining, and the sudden sound scared him all over, not only deflated, but also almost fell into the dung pit.

After hearing the voice clearly, He Shen suddenly lost his breath, covered his nose, and said impatiently, "Why are you again? It's endless? Aren't you going to teach the official a lesson at noon? You are coming, if you are not afraid of death, come and see if the guards outside can dismantle you." ”

I'll it! This Heshen is too rampant, isn't it?

"You dare to speak wildly when you are dying?"

"Don't grind, hurry up, don't delay the official. ”

Li Dacheng was too angry to talk nonsense with He Shen, and immediately took out a lighter to ignite the fire line of the fireworks bomb, and a burst of green smoke came out.

Sou!

The fireworks bombs that were still on the grass just now disappeared without a trace, leaving only the wisps of green smoke wafting in the air and a little smell of gunpowder.

Seeing that there was no voice, He Shen immediately scolded in his heart, a demon is a demon, except for pretending to be a monster and knowing some tricks to deceive people, nothing else is good. Hmph, delay the official.

Just as He Shen was about to continue to exert his strength, there was suddenly an extra cylinder in front of him, and he saw that the cylinder was as thick as an arm, and it was smoking.

"What is this?" He Shen looked at curiously, he had never seen anything like this before, and it looked so strange.

Just as he was about to reach out to take it, there was a loud "bang", the whole ground was shaking, and He Shen was suddenly stupid, numb claws, only to feel dazzled and tinnitus, his head buzzed, his body leaned back uncontrollably, and his butt was stuck between the two planks on the pit.

"Bang"

Before He Shen came back to his senses, there was another thunder above his head, and the roof of the entire latrine was blown open, and broken tiles, yellow mud and straw kept falling and crackling, and finally the wooden shelf directly pressed He Shen underneath.

"Boom"

Rumble ......

The dust was flying, the rocks were splashing, and a good latrine was instantly razed to the ground.

The guards who were guarding around were startled and hurriedly surrounded them.

"With adults"

"Where are you, sir?"

"And my lord, how are you, are you okay?"

The guards were in a mess, the good thatched pit had been checked in advance, it was very firm, why did it suddenly collapse? I heard a 'bang' before, could it be that the fart with the adults was too powerful and collapsed the latrine?

It is rumored that when he was a royal guard, he was strong in martial arts, and there were few enemies, but now it seems that it is true, and the sword is not old, and the power is not reduced. It's just a, as for making it so hard?

It is said that Ji Xiaolan Ji has a mouth with iron teeth and copper teeth, it seems that this and the adult are not weak at all, a loud fart shakes the heavens and the earth.

"Come and save me......"

A weak voice could be heard from under the rubble, pain mixed with struggle.

The onlookers were stunned when they heard this, and quickly rushed up, picking up the ruins and throwing straw or something aside.

"Hold on, sir, we're here to save you. ”

Fortunately, the toilets of the people's houses are very simple, not long after picking, in a piece of straw, I saw a head, although this head is covered with yellow mud, but I can vaguely see the appearance of adults, just like fireflies in the dark, so outstanding, so distinct.

"And my lord, are you alright?"

"Pull this officer up. ”

The guard immediately grabbed Kazuma's hand and pulled it upwards with all his might. Maybe it was because the angle was not good, and he couldn't use his strength, so one of the guards moved to the side, but his feet went weak and he suddenly sank.

"Oops......"

"Poof!"

"Help, save me......" The guard just shouted for a few words, and found that the sunken body stopped, and the soles of his feet were solid, not soft, and he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, looked up at He Shen and the adults who were also standing in front of him, laughed twice, and said, "It's okay, it's not deep." Hey, what's so stinky?"

The guard covered his nose with one hand, threw the straw of the pit dad to the side with the other, picked it up, and suddenly grabbed something soft, and when he pulled it up and put it in front of him, the whole person froze, "This, this is the ......" Halfway through speaking, he remembered where the ruins were.

Vomit!

The guard couldn't help it, and spit out his lunch in one gulp, but he forgot that he was in front of him, and as a result, he didn't waste any of the things he spit out, and all of them were sprayed on the face of Lord He.

The guards around him were all stupid, thinking to themselves that this kid didn't kill himself? I can't vomit anywhere, I have to vomit in the face of the adult, this is the famous small belly chicken intestines of the adult, and the eyes will be revenged.

Thinking like this in his heart, he didn't dare to slack off in his hands, and several people worked hard to finally drag the adults up from the dung pit.

It's just this drag, it's better not to drag, not only the official robe is scraped and torn, but the underside of the adult is all gone, and the thighs are full of filthy excrement, and the middle is even more unobstructed, think about it, who doesn't take off their pants when they?

"Go get water. He Shen said angrily, the whole person was going crazy. How have you ever suffered this kind of sin since you were on an errand? It is simply a great shame. Fortunately, the pit was not deep and was not drowned, otherwise it would have been a reputation that would have been stinking for thousands of years.

The guards immediately entered the people's homes to find water and poured it on Lord He.

As for the guard who fell into the pit, no one cared about him, and who told him to scratch him everywhere with his hands? The guard saw that no one dragged him, so he could only crawl out of the pit by himself, looked at Lord He, and then looked at himself, and hurriedly ran out to find water, but he did not dare to grab water from Lord He here.

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A new week has begun, if book friends think that this book is still successful, vote, collect, this is the best encouragement for Lao Wei, or that sentence, kneeling in the snow and begging for support