"First of all, the title of this song hurts me deeply, if the author of this song loves me!

"The arrangement of this song says that the taste is very backward, whether it is drums or other musical instruments, there is an obvious urban-rural junction atmosphere, of course, if you are not listening to domestic and foreign aesthetic music for a long time, you may not feel it. ”

This song obviously imitates the shadow of the legend of the flying dragon, when the legend of the flying dragon was just popular, there was a lot of scolding on the Internet, all kinds of "agricultural metal" and other hats are buttoned up, literary and artistic young people like us have stronger aesthetic ability than the general working public, know what is good and what is not, but often have a hard time arguing, can't say one, two, three. So I can only ridicule and cut to the end, including myself, I can't resist the push and shove of the tide of the times, and the evening is not guaranteed. ”

"Listeners, don't look through my song list, I will never admit that I have also sung "The Most Dazzling Chinese Style" in KTV. In the past, people like us who couldn't guarantee the late season gave up the rapids in Europe and the United States to die tragically to listen to Japanese vision. I don't want today's new generation of mouth guns to give up the freshness and listen to washing, cutting and blowing! This is obviously caused by the fact that there are more people on the Internet. ”

Hao Yifeng finished the output of the mouth cannon, and moved himself to tears, and there were countless likes and flowers on the message screen, fortunately, the music radio station did not open the gift system, assuming it was opened, it is estimated that Hao Yifeng would have earned countless G coins.

"What's the next song called?"Will You Love Me Without Money?", hehe, people like me who don't lick the lid when they drink yogurt won't understand the problem of falling in love without money. Looking at the top four songs, three of them all have the word love in their names, which is simply terrible, and the Chinese pop music scene has reached the realm of not singing without a date. Have all those poets who write with ** switched to singing pop songs?"

"Let's analyze this song with the title party and see how bad it really is. The melody of this song is simple and monotonous, and the vocal range is narrow and easy to sing. The first section is mainly repetitive, basically no melody, the chorus looks like 16 bars, and the essence is only 4 bars! 16 measures are actually a change and repetition structure, so that there are 8 bars left, and the first 4 bars are also variation repetitions, remove two bars, the first two bars themselves are still repeated with flowers, and then go to one bar, and the eighth measure is a semi-termination, with a homophonic repetition, so the essence of the whole song is a total of 4 bars. It took a few minutes to intensify the melody of 4 bars of simple pentatonic scale, and memorize it even if you don't remember it!

"There is a powerful promoter of business behind pop songs, and you don't think you're being pushed. When it sweeps the earth, it becomes "truth" (a lie repeated a thousand times). Many people who have no judgment and no aesthetic ability will even avoid being "outdated" and deliberately listen.

Although "Will You Love Me Without Money" may be widely circulated, it is not a work of any artistic value. Just like Sanlu milk powder, many people drank it before the accident. ”

"Hearing these four songs, many of us who are well-versed listeners just think it's funny, but I think it's sad, Chinese pop music is now so vulgar that there is no cure! Actually, I don't want to be a poisonous music critic, if you ask me why I scold these people so seriously, it's because I love Chinese music so deeply. ”

At this time, Hao Yifeng's music radio station has more than one million netizens listening, and the words on the netizen message page are brushing quickly, and it is basically difficult to see what is written, so it flashes to the next one, most of them are just swiping like expressions or flowers to express support.

Hao Yifeng glanced at the six songs behind the list, took the microphone and said, "To be honest, I don't think it's necessary to listen to the last few songs, and if you listen to it, it will only pollute everyone's ears, and today's music review time is almost over, or the audience will order the song, and we will enter the song ordering time and emotional confession time in the next time, what do you think?"

After Hao Yifeng finished speaking, he saw the message page, all of which were said NO, asking Hao Yifeng to scold a few songs, Hao Yifeng saw that the number of listens of more than one million had set a record, thought about it for a while, picked up the microphone and said, "Since everyone still wants to listen to these bad songs, let's see how bad Huaxia music can be! Let's listen to how bad the music at the bottom of this list is." ”

Hao Yifeng clicked directly on the last page, and there are about more than 1,000 pages on the entire GG musicians' original music list, with 50 songs on each page, which shows how many people upload original music here every day.

Flip to the last page, and there are only five or six songs left on the entire page.

Hao Yifeng first read the title of the song "Sunny Day", and when he saw the author JAY'SPoisoN, he said with a smile, "I don't speak English well, can that netizen help me translate the name of this foreign friend?" Just rush to this author's name, not the penultimate one, it's impossible. ”

At this time, on the message page of netizens, many people who understand English are swiping the screen, saying that this person's name should be called "Jie's poison." ”

Hao Yifeng couldn't help but smile when he looked at the frequency curtain, "Even if this foreigner is self-aware and knows that his music is poison, no wonder no one auditioned, they all told him that you are poison, you still have to listen, what are you not stupid? ”

Hao Yifeng clicked on the audition, and then a box popped up, this song audition needs to charge five yuan, please ask if you want to continue, continue to deduct five yuan or 6G coins from your account.

Hao Yifeng picked up the microphone and said, "This foreigner should be a cheater of money, a song will cost five yuan to listen to, and the latest single download of the song god Zhang Xueyu is only five yuan, and this bad test will cost five yuan, are you crazy about money?"

Then the message page was full of accusations condemning foreigners for shamelessness and cheating money.

Hao Yifeng watched the penultimate again, it was still the song "Sunny Day" by JAY'SPoisoN, Hao Yifeng couldn't help but hehe, picked up McDonopy, "The penultimate is still this foreign dude's song, this goods are not good in Chinese? Two songs with the same name to cheat money, I am also drunk." ”

Hao Yifeng glanced at the third-to-last and fourth, without exception, all of them were songs with this foreign name, and he was immediately interested, thinking that this was just a boring person who cheated money, it turned out that there were also some newcomers who uploaded songs, and set up an audition of Wumao, many people saw that Wumao was not very expensive, as long as the song name was good, they were willing to click on the audition to see. Although I don't necessarily want to listen to it, there are still many people who are fooled, and after a few months, they can mix thousands of dollars casually.

The listeners in the back are all smart, the songs uploaded by newcomers, all those who are auditioned and charged, are identified as liars, this foreign name is not only set for the audition fee, but also set up five yuan, it is estimated that it is the idea of slaughtering a few is a few.

Hao Yifeng then turned to the penultimate page, and saw that the song at the bottom was finally not a song by JAY'SPoisoN, clicked play, and said, "You can insult my ears, but you can't insult my IQ, right? ”

This song "I was drugged by love" made Hao Yifeng comment **, and after less than four sentences, Hao Yifeng lowered his voice, "This song, I didn't scold it at all**,

It's okay if the singer doesn't sing well, even if the writing is not good, if the recording is not good, I can't bear it, I don't know what he's singing after listening to four sentences, this very naïve and shoddy song once again refreshed my lower limit, of course, it's more sincere than the gringo who cheated money in front. I didn't finish the song either, and I suspect I'll have a nervous breakdown after listening to it. Now I'm going to draw four netizens who just left a message on the message page.,I'll send you a message when I draw it.,You give me back the songs you need to play.,And what you want to say.,It's okay to confess to girls.,It's okay to confess to friends.,Forget it if you confess to me! I'm a famous flower! Then please wait a while.,Let's draw the lucky audience.。 ”

The first is a netizen called Little Radish Head, the second is a netizen called the wind blowing the skirt corner, the third is a friend called Dream Feiyang, and the fourth is a friend called Lonely Allure, please these four friends immediately want to play the song they want to play, and what they want to say, I will contact you now.