Chapter 107: The Music Radio of the Poisonous Tongue Music Critic

Cheng Xiaoyu lives at Hilton Wangfujing, located on Wangfujing Street, one of Beijing's most famous downtown areas, close to many tourist attractions and shopping malls, and occupies an excellent location in the city's commercial and cultural center. Walking distance to the Forbidden City, Tian'anmen Square and other famous attractions in China.

Cheng Xiaoyu stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling bay window of the hotel, and when he was full of emotion, he suddenly received a call from an unsaved number, Cheng Xiaoyu pressed the answer and said, "Hey." ”

An unfamiliar female voice came from there, with a little baby voice, "Hello, is it Cheng Xiaoyu?"

Cheng Xiaoyu was puzzled and said, "Yes, which one are you?"

It seemed to hesitate for a moment, and said with a little nervousness, "I'm Sun Jingyao, I'm at the airport today, thank you?"

Cheng Xiaoyu thought of Sun Jingyao's indifferent face when she turned around, and felt a little uncomfortable, her tone became cold, and she asked with an "oh" voice, "Is there something?"

Sun Jingyao also understood Cheng Xiaoyu's estrangement, and continued a little embarrassed, "In order to express your gratitude, can you invite you to dinner?"

Although Cheng Xiaoyu felt that Sun Jingyao's appearance was impeccable, and before he crossed over, he naturally had to have something to do with his dead skin and face to see if something might happen, but now that there are more beautiful women around, he has immunity to beautiful girls, and he naturally immediately refused Sun Jingyao's insincere invitation, "No need, I just did what every citizen should do." If it wasn't you who was secretly photographed today, I would have gone up to stop it. So you don't have to thank me. ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and Cheng Xiaoyu couldn't help but say again, "It's okay, I'll hang up first." ”

"No, if I'm going to sue the photographer, can you help me testify in court?" Sun Jingyao said urgently.

Cheng Xiaoyu thought for a moment and said, "If the court is held in Beijing, I may not have time." All I can say depends on the situation, I'll try to come. ”

Sun Jingyao really couldn't ask for more, and said, "Then thank you, I'll contact you again." ”

Cheng Xiaoyu didn't say goodbye, he hung up the phone, and he didn't want to have too much intersection with people who looked at people with colored glasses.

When Cheng Xiaoyu was talking to Sun Jingyao on the phone, he didn't know that the GG music network had exploded at this time.

Hao Yifeng is a well-known poisonous music critic on GG Music Network, and every Saturday at 8 p.m., he hosts a two-hour music program called the Spicy Concert on GG Music Network Radio.

As for the content of the program, it depends on his mood, and the general audience comes to listen to him scolding, and he once unscrupulously scolded the big star Ding Xiaoxiao for singing all saliva songs, and the speed of forgetting the records is faster than the speed of circulation.

Hao Yifeng said in his music program that anyone with a little musical knowledge will see that most of Ding Xiaoxiao's hit songs are almost brainwashing-oriented divine comedies, and the repeated melody of "312632126" and "312253711" in the general refrain part is matched with super popular and rhyming lyrics, and the vocal range is narrow without any ups and downs, so that the general public can sing catchy saliva songs.

Why is Ding Xiaoxiao's music a shame? Because under such continuous blows, it is easy for the listener to have an earworm effect (a certain fragment of a song or other musical work involuntarily recurs in the brain and is not controlled by the brain). No matter how much you don't appreciate the retarded lyrics, the body will still honestly sway with it.

The first time I listened to Ding Xiaoxiao's song, I Hao Yifeng only thought: This Nima is 300 children's songs...... The second time I listened: What J8 stuff!! the third time: This kind of thing can also become popular?!Well, the fourth time I listened to it, I couldn't help but sway along with it! My Hao Yifeng is really a dog! Years of reputation ruined!!!

This kind of garbage music, if I change my Hao Yifeng, I will delay it for half a year once I sing it, and I have to admire his endurance for Ding Xiaoxiao. This kind of music is popular in China, which is really a great tragedy, but unfortunately he is still popular.

Whenever I wander in the square of the land of China, I can hear this familiar music ringing in my ears, accompanied by the gorgeous dancing of the aunts.

In Tian'anmen, in Red Square, in Times Square, where there are aunts, there is Ding Xiaoxiao, and there is a square dance!

This music review made Hao Yifeng sprayed by Ding Xiaoxiao's fans, but it also made many people who hate Ding Xiaoxiao admire.

After that, he became famous for the spicy concert he hosted, and he was at the top of the listening list on GG Music Radio for a long time. His playful and angry style is very popular with some netizens, and a large number of netizens come to his live channel every Saturday at 8 o'clock to listen to him scold.

Today's Hao Yifeng is not aiming at those big stars, but using his own GG Music Network musicians' original charts.

GG Music Network's original music list of musicians, it can be said that it is extremely goldless, and there is not much value in the list, which is a place where most professional singers are not ashamed, and it is not that there have been no well-known singers here, but the number is extremely rare, and those singers who can sign contracts with large companies are currently half red and not black, and none of them can be called the top.

Hao Yifeng started scolding today from the song "The Sin of Falling in Love with Me" that Cheng Xiaoyu also heard.

He was sitting in front of the computer at the moment, holding a microphone with headphones, watching the number of listeners rise to more than 600,000, which made him even more scolding, foaming at the mouth and criticizing these original songs.

"Listeners, it's unfortunate that you listened to my radio, and now I have to say sorry to you, ** your ears, this song "Falling in Love with My Sin", damn it, just listening to the name, I feel that the author should have eaten a mouthful of to sing such stinky music. Maybe I misunderstood him, I should have more than one mouthful. ”

Hao Yifeng said energetically, and the subtitles of netizens next to him were also swiped quickly, full of and vomiting expressions.

Hao Yifeng continued, "I don't see any musicality, artistry, or storytelling in this song, only no disease**, I'm really beepping the dog, hearing the high/high tide of this song, I think it's really a compliment to him, the author wants to appear in front of me now, I promise I won't cut you to death." ”

Nowadays, Internet songs tend to be more "vulgar". For example, "The Sin of Falling in Love with Me" seems to blame itself when I look at the lyrics, but I sing it happily, for fear that others will not know "That night, you didn't reject me" Well, to put it bluntly, you made an appointment with me. As a new form of entertainment, online songs have long been on the charts of major music websites. A little-known online singer like this became popular overnight, and the nonsense lyrics circulated on the streets. It fully shows that in China, entertainment is higher than art, and the "saliva song" of entertainment is also higher than the song itself. Listen less and less, sing more and more. Nowadays, popular music has degenerated into vulgarity. ”

"Look at the good writers who leave a message at the bottom, I am also convinced, it is these people who have not graduated from primary school that have lowered the collective IQ of our Chinese people. Most of the listeners in China are too poor in musical literacy to even know the definition of saliva songs. This cannot be blamed on them, but on the level of music education in China, as well as the lack of creative musical talent and arrangers. After Hao Yifeng finished speaking, he saw that the netizens' message page quickly swiped their thumbs up.

Hao Yifeng turned off the song "Falling in Love with My Sin" and turned on the second original song "Close Your Eyes" by GG musicians, "Then please come with me to enjoy this song called "Close Your Eyes", I hope I won't tell her to shut up later. ”

This is a song sung by a girl, Hao Yifeng didn't make a sound at first, he kept hearing the chorus, and said in a low tone of music, "This song is stronger than the one above, at least I can bear to hear the chorus, of course, it's a big deal because I've clicked into the singer's homepage, well, the girl looks good, and her voice is sweet and soft, but I think those who leave a message at the bottom that say it's too good, are trying to deceive the cannon!" Let me be fair, you are brushing more flowers and good sounds underneath, and you can't change the fate of this girl to accompany others to bed, and have the strength to listen to some so-called saliva songs, it is better to learn primary school Chinese and see how our ancestors used words and sentences. ”

"When you kiss me, I'm going to close my eyes, so I'll feel more romantic. When you leave, I'm going to close my eyes so I don't embarrass the tears. I'm really beeping a dog, and this can also be called lyrics? Who kisses with their eyes open? Just after kissing, they leave, and what about a good date? Don't talk about the melody of this song, this lyric is a tragedy! I really dare to write a song in the Great Heavenly Empire! It's a shame for the nation and a shame for China. I advise the vast number of young people who are interested in embarking on the road of music to first improve their cultural accomplishment and musical level, and to compose lyrics and music. This little girl is also very cute, and I still don't scold people too badly. Well, if this girl hears my kindness and wants to make a date! ”

Then the message board was full of "No, uncle, let's make an appointment!" More GIFs, pictures of little girls slapping them.

Hao Yifeng smiled and said, "You netizens just don't see people, as the saying goes, it's better to demolish three temples than destroy a marriage." My great marriage was pushed off the cliff by you unscrupulous fans. ”

The message page is now frying, everyone is brushing up, my husband me. Husband, the rice is in the pot, and I am in bed. Husband, don't worry, you still have me.

Hao Yifeng's channel has a lot of listeners, naturally because although others have a poisonous tongue, it is still fun to interact with his own fans, and he is not afraid of self-blackness, not only black people spare no effort, but also black himself is very hard-working, so his fans, both men and women, like to call him husband.

Hao Yifeng is also accustomed to such scenes, and said, "Let's continue to enjoy the next song, ah! I get drunk when I see this name, let's take a look at the third-ranked song "Why Do You Want to Hurt a Person Who Loves You". ”

(Thank you, whisper~~ and Yemu Feng's tip!!From nine o'clock in the morning to ten o'clock in the evening, thirteen hours of continuous code words, and finally completed four consecutive shifts, thank you again for leaving a message to encourage me.) I'll do my best!)