Li Yu squatted down and said with a "smile": "No thanks." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" pinched the little girl's little face again, "If my guess is right, your nickname should be called Belly Kuroko, right?"

"Hmm... Brother... Don't rub my face... Everyone usually calls me a little angel. ”

"Little angel?" Li Yu really felt like he had beeped two dogs, and such a black-bellied little loli could also be called a little angel?

But think about it in another direction, for Li Yu himself, he is indeed very black-bellied, but for the little friend with a black belly, the little Lori who fooled Li Yu in three or two sentences is not a little angel?

I was speechless. ”

Li Yu was silent, and suddenly remembered a brilliant idea.

"Don't be too happy too soon, I can help you, but you will have to come and help me later when I need it. ”

Xiong Da said: "Boss, we should help you." ”

Xiong Er said: "Yes, yes, the boss is a great benefactor who saved my life, even if the boss wants me to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I will not give up!"

Li Yu nodded and said, "That's good, remember your promise." ”

It seems that it would be good to tease Lin Mo'er on April Fool's Day?

For example, Lin Mo'er was in class, and suddenly a group of children rushed in and shouted "Mom, Mom", and the effect was probably indescribable for 10,000 666.

However, Li Yu soon gave up this plan, if he really did that, he might be beaten to death by Lin Mo'er afterwards.

Let's just go for a normal point.

Li Yu shook his head, forget it, that's all for later.

"By the way, what's the reward if you win?"

Xiong Da said: "Well, the winning side can get a gold-plated trophy, which we bought with the joint funds of the first and second classes. ”

"And the trophies? Or are they gold-plated? Li Yu remembered that when he was a child, his classmates could afford to eat spicy noodles, and that was the existence of a local tyrant.

"Also, for the losing class, you have to do a month's homework for the winning class. ”

"This one compares 6. ”

"Alright, let's go, then. ”

"Boss, let's go!"

"We've won!"

"Win!"

Ergouzi glanced at Li Yu and said, "I won't go to this seat." ”

"If you don't pull it down, you will make trouble if you go. ”

Subsequently, a group of primary school students took Li Yu to Renmin Road Primary School.

"The school door is closed. Li Yu said speechlessly, "Also, you all said before, classes will be suspended for the past two days, how can you go to school when classes are suspended?"

Xiong Er said: "Boss, it's not easy to get in, come with me." ”

Then, he led everyone to an alley and said, "Boss, let's climb over the wall, you see, we have everything ready." ”

“66。 Speaking of which, when Li Yu was a child in school, he also climbed over the wall and entered the school.

Seeing this scene, I really miss it a little.

Soon, several elementary school students climbed over the wall and climbed in, even the "little angel" who looked weak also skillfully stepped on a pile of debris and turned over, and then, Li Yu kicked lightly and also turned over.

"Your school is 666, so much snow is not cleaned up, our school has even organized students to clear the snow. ”

Xiong Er said: "We don't know what the teachers think, but even if the teachers let us clear the snow, we don't want to volunteer." ”

Soon, everyone came to a school building and came to the second class of the third year.

There were already more than a dozen elementary school students in the class, and after seeing Li Yu, they were pleasantly surprised: "Boss!"

"Boss!"

"Boss, why are you here. ”

Xiong Er patted his chest and said, "I invited the boss here." ”

Li Yu was embarrassed, he just passed by.

"By the way, boss, let's add a WeChat, otherwise we won't be able to find you in the future. ”

"That's fine. Li Yu took out a thousand-yuan mobile phone.

Xiong Er took out love crazy.

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "I'll go, what kind of mobile phone do you use?"

Xiong Er said: "Yes, love crazy, what's wrong? Most of the students in our class use love crazy." ”

“…… You cows. ”

"Hey, boss, what brand of mobile phone are you using, why does it look so rubbish?"

Li Yu immediately said righteously: "The mobile phone is just a dispensable item in our lives, not something we use to compare, I don't want you to become a group of snobs in the future, do you hear?"

Xiong Er was ashamed and said, "Boss, what you said is true. ”

The group was ashamed and said, "Boss, we know." ”

The little angel said weakly: "Brother, my mobile phone will be sent to you." "Get out a brand new crazy phone.

"I have a mobile phone to use, why are you giving it to me, use it yourself." ”

However, it is so pitiful for my brother to be envious, jealous, hateful, and pretend not to care. ”

Li Yu rubbed the little angel's little face and said, "Am I pitiful? Let me tell you, I don't want to use foreign goods, so I can use a domestic mobile phone, you know? Otherwise, I would have taken a love crazy 100 and scared you to death." ”

Everyone listened and said: "Boss, what you said is so right, we will also use domestic mobile phones in the future." ”

"Well, we're going to use domestic phones too. ”

"It's everyone's job to resist madness. ”

"People in the second class, are you all crazy?" Outside the door, another group of elementary school students appeared at some point.

The leader is a bald child.

Li Yu complained: "Could it be that this is the legendary bald strong?"

Someone shouted: "That's right, this is our brother Qiang, our squad leader!"

"Anyway, what's going on with your second class, why did you find an adult?"

Xiong Er shouted: "This is our boss, show respect!"

"It's still the boss, it's not a shame, you think you're a primary school student, and you can't find help from adults in a fight?"

Li Yu complained, aren't you elementary school students in the first place?

Xiong Da warned: "Xiaoqiang, you said that we can ask adults for help." ”

Brother Qiang said: "Indeed, I said it, but you just found him alone?"

There was a burst of laughter from the first class.

"There are a total of twenty-six people on our side, and there are only sixteen people on your side, and the most important thing in a snowball fight is the number of people.

Xiong Da said: "Don't compare to see how we know!"

Brother Qiang said: "Okay! There is backbone! In this case, let's just bet on a big one and help each other write their homework for three months, what do you think?"

Xiong Er said with contempt: "What kind of big thing is this, if you want to bet, just bet for a year!

The first class of people was in an uproar.

"It's been a year, it's too ruthless. ”

"It's just that in the end, no matter who loses, the consequences are too miserable. ”

"If we have to write two classes of homework in a year, won't we even be able to play League of Legends at night?"

Brother Qiang said: "Don't panic! There are many of us, what are we afraid of!"

The friends reacted and said, "Yes, there are a lot of us, what are we afraid of!"

"We're not afraid!"

"Bluff!"

"It's better than that, don't cry if you lose!"

"Don't cry when the time comes. ”

"Okay, are you all here, everyone is here, let's go downstairs. ”

Xiong Da looked at his friends, nodded, and said, "Let's go!"

So, dozens of bear children walked downstairs and walked to the playground.

Brother Qiang said: "The rules of this snowball fight are very simple, there is no time limit, as long as you beat the other party until you admit defeat, you will win." ”

"No problem!"

"Alright, let's get started. ”

"Wait a minute!" shouted Xiong Er, "Why do you have a few small snow walls over there, what's going on?

He was referring to a wall of snow less than a meter high that could be broken by an adult's kick in a clearing, but it was an excellent way to defend against snowballs.

Brother Qiang said: "This is the people in our class who came first, and they did it in advance, who made you come late!"

"No, it's not fair, and if that's the case, then we can't compare. ”

Brother Qiang said: "That's ...... Well, I'll give you five minutes to prepare, and that's it. ”

"No, five minutes is too short, at least ten minutes. ”

"Okay, ten minutes is ten minutes!"

At this time, Li Yu complained: "Your rules are too simple, what if anyone wants to play tricks halfway." Why don't you let me add a few rules?"

Brother Qiang said disdainfully: "No, you are from the second class, and the rules must be towards the second class." ”

"So many of you are still afraid of this, what is it better than that, you just admit defeat. ”

"What!" Brother Qiang gritted his teeth, "Okay, you can talk about the rules first." ”

Li Yu said: "Okay, first of all, in a snowball fight, both sides can only attack with snow, and the two sides cannot have any physical contact, nor can they attack each other with any weapons, let alone add stones and stones to the snowball." ”

This is also the scene of Li Yugen when he was a child, and he figured out a few rules.

First of all, elementary school students have snowball fights, and it is easy to get anxious, and if they are anxious, they may not have snowball fights, but they may really fight, and if they are anxious, they may lose their schoolbags, textbooks, and stones.

Therefore, the first two things must be banned. If it happens, he'll have to pull people away.

Then there is the snowball with stones, the attack power of ordinary snowballs is actually not high, not to mention that now in winter, the clothes are so thick, and it doesn't hurt for the snowball to hit people.

I'm afraid, I'm afraid, the snow falls into my clothes.

It's sour, but it's really enough.

"Well, the venue is set on this whole playground. Well, there are no other rules for the time being. ”

Brother Qiang nodded, the rules were not too oriented towards the second class, and said, "Okay, give you ten minutes, and we'll start in ten minutes." ”

"Good!"

Then, the whole class of the second class was excited and excited.

"We only have ten minutes, hurry up and prepare!"

"Yes, yes, hurry up!"

The average primary school site is very small compared to the university.

In elementary school, apart from the playground is the school building, there are not even many trees.

Otherwise, they could have used trees as cover, not snow walls at all.

"Boss!"

However, at this time, Li Yu didn't know where to take out a beach chair, lay down, and set up a big parasol next to him, with a sunglasses on his face, a string of big gold chains around his neck, and BGM around him.

At first glance, he is a social person.

In society, you Brother Yu, people don't talk much.

Li Yu said lightly: "You guys do it yourself, I won't participate in the early stage, I need to accurately locate your strength, if your strength is too poor, I'll make another move." ”

What? Guys were surprised.

Xiong Er said: "We must not embarrass the boss!

"Victory!"

"Victory!"