Hearing Li Yu's assurance, Liu Siyu's eyes instantly became wet. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother......

"It's really like scum......"

"But who made my sister like you little bastard!"

Liu Siyu gritted her teeth, and then, she didn't know what to think in her heart, and impulsively kissed Li Yu on the cheek.

After kissing, Liu Siyu's little face turned her head, her little face was flushed, and she didn't dare to look at Li Yu's eyes at all.

"Ahem, Sister Liu, come on, let's move on to the next round of the game. ”

Liu Siyu whispered "um", and honestly came over to play the game.

Li Yu was surprised, and said, "Sister Liu, why did you become so honest? If before, didn't you refuse first, and then say no, but the body is quite honest and agree?"

"No one has ever been like this......"

Family?

Liu Siyu said shyly: "Brother, people will come out of the next round of games." ”

"Oh?"

Li Yu touched his chin, considering whether this was the truth or a trap.

After a moment, Li Yu said, "Sister Liu, I decided to believe you this time. ”

"Come on, rock-scissors...... Cloth!"

However.

Although Li Yu said that, it was a stone!

And Liu Siyu, although he said that he would produce stones, but at this time, he turned out to be scissors!

Liu Siyu suddenly exclaimed: "This is impossible!"

Li Yu said: "I'll go, Sister Liu, I was almost tricked by you again." ”

Liu Siyu suddenly complained.

"Brother, you really can't let your sister win a game!"

"That's not good, I belong to the category that likes women to move by themselves. ”

"Little villain!"

Liu Siyu gritted her teeth and looked at the sign a little embarrassed.

There have been two orders in the first two, and the next, no matter how you look at it, you have to draw the one that makes people the most shy.

However, since I lost, I can't help but draw ......

In the end, Liu Siyu had to start praying to God.

"God forbid, God forbid......"

However, no one knows whether Liu Siyu is begging God to bless her not to draw that lottery, or to ask God to bless her to draw that lottery.

Liu Siyu stretched out her hand violently and said, "Okay!

Kiss the mouth~

Liu Siyu opened her mouth wide, her body trembled slightly, and said, "Fruit, it's really this ......"

"Sister Liu, come on, don't be shy!"

Liu Siyu seemed to give up on herself, and said, "I know! I don't need to say it!

"Hey, Sister Liu, are you ...... Hmm!"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ten minutes later.

Li Yu cried and shouted: "I won't have the face to see anyone again in the future." ”

Liu Siyu smoked a cigarette lightly.

Afterwards, a cigarette was a race against the living immortals.

"From this day forward, you are my man. ”

Li Yu had an aggrieved expression on his face and said, "I'm leaving, I'm leaving this place that hurts my self-esteem." ”

"Want to leave?" Liu Siyu licked her lips, "How can you take advantage of this and run." ”

Liu Siyu showed a charming expression and said, "Brother, don't you kiss your sister a few times?"

"Sister Liu, you have changed ......"

Liu Siyu said: "Hehe, silly brother, this is my beauty salon, which is equivalent to my family, you can't get out of here without my permission today, hehe, you just leave me......"

"Pressure Pulse Band, Pressure Pulse Belt ......"

"Knock knock......" Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

Then, as if something had failed, the door slowly opened on its own.

Then, a beautiful beautician looked at the scene in front of her with a confused expression.

The good old and beautiful young woman in their hearts, Sister Liu Siyu Liu, actually pressed a young man who looked to be in her early twenties at most under her, and it seemed that she was planning to do those unfortunate things.

secretly said in her heart, sure enough, the rumor that Sister Liu likes little fresh meat is true.

However, in the next moment, her face changed instantly.

"Sister Liu, no, no, no, no, it's not like this......"

And taking advantage of the opportunity, Li Yu took the opportunity to slip away.

……

Li Yu left the beauty salon with a look of fear on his face.

"I didn't expect Sister Liu to be so gentle and alone, but her true nature turned out to be a female hooligan. ”

"Alas, think about it, I'm almost thirty years old and haven't married yet, I'm afraid I'm already hungry and thirsty, alas, why did I meet her at that time. ”

Li Yu shook his head and said, "Forget it, don't mention this matter." ”

"By the way, since Santa Claus, I always feel like I've kindly forgotten something......"

Li Yu was silent.

"That's right!

Li Yu suddenly remembered and exclaimed, "Where did the second dog die?"

Suddenly, his head was full of black lines, and he said, "This dead dog... Aren't you going to get me in trouble again......"

Close your eyes and scan your senses.

Then, open your eyes.

"So it's here. ”

Soon, Li Yu was standing at the door of an Internet café.

"It's okay, it's just in the internet café. ”

Li Yu walked in.

I looked at the hall on the first floor, and then walked to a private room.

From inside came the sound of the two dogs screaming and scolding madly.

"Nima, this dead dog, I've been playing games for so long, and Nima hasn't finished playing, and he hasn't slept together?"

Li Yu pushed the door in.

"Brother Dog has been dominating the rivers and lakes for thousands of years!"

"Brother Dog has been dominating the rivers and lakes for thousands of years!"

"Brother Dog has been dominating the rivers and lakes for thousands of years!"

Although Ergouzi was exhausted and had two dark circles under his eyes, he had an extremely arrogant expression on his face.

"A group of five scumbags! In three more days, this seat will be able to rush to the strongest king!"

However, in the next second, the computer sound continued, and the picture suddenly turned blue.

The second dog was stunned on the spot.

Then roared!

"Fuck you, uncle!!What's going on!!What about the network administrator!Where is the network administrator!Die for Lao Tzu!!

At this time, Ergouzi noticed Li Yu on the side.

"Damn!"

The second dog was shocked: "Who are you kid!?"

Li Yu was full of black lines, and said: "It is said that Erha has low intelligence and poor memory, and even the master can forget it if he doesn't see him for a few days, I thought it was fake, but I didn't expect it to be true." ”

The second dog suddenly went crazy!

"That's the damn tone!?Li Boy!?"

"Finally recognized me. ”

The second dog bared his teeth and grinned, "You turned off my computer?"

Li Yu said: "I have a problem, what am I doing with your computer, the computer is turned off by itself, there is no money, and if you don't renew it, you will shut it down for a while." ”

The second dog shouted: "Damn! can't be closed! This seat is still live broadcasting!"

However, it was too late.

The computer's screen went black all of a sudden.

“……”

Li Yu shrugged and said, "It's off." ”

The second dog shouted: "Boy, I saw that the phone was turned off, why don't you go and renew the cost of this seat quickly!"

Li Yu said: "Yo he, try to say a word to me like this again." ”

It looks like he's about to recite a mantra.

Ergouzi suddenly became excited, and said with a sneer: "Boss, I'm just joking with you." ”

"That's good, otherwise I'll want to eat dog meat hot pot next time. ”

The second dog is a stirring spirit again.

Li Yu was speechless and said, "By the way, what about the 1,000 yuan in my card, and it was spent so quickly?

Ergouzi said: "I didn't do anything, I just played games." ”

Li Yu said: "Can you spend a thousand yuan just playing games for a few days?

The second dog said: "Well, I also bought a little food." ”

Li Yu looked speechlessly at the snack bag under the computer desk, like a garbage heap.

"And then?"

Ergouzi said: "Then, this seat ordered a few songs." ”

"Why don't you go to heaven!"

Ergouzi said proudly: "Only by ordering songs can we reflect the unique and arrogant identity of this seat!"

Li Yu lifted it up with a foot and said, "Your sister, you spent my money." ”

Ergouzi sneered: "Everyone is a family, don't care so much." ”

Li Yu said to himself: "Recently, Zhong Shenxiu wants to open a hot pot restaurant, and I think it's good to sell dog meat hot pot......"

The second dog's eyelids jumped, and he shouted: "Boy! It's almost done! This seat has given you face! Isn't this seat just going to the Internet, buying some food, and ordering a few songs! What a big deal! When this seat recovers its identity, it will be returned to you ten times and a hundred times when the time comes!"

Li Yu kicked it up again and said, "Your sister, you dare to pretend to be forced in front of me at my expense!

The second dog suddenly whined in pain.

"This seat is a venerable Langya Immortal Beast, not a tortoise!"

"Knock Knock ......"

Li Yu opened the door.

A network administrator walked in and said impatiently: "You have no money on your card, do you want to renew it?" If you want, hurry up, if you don't want to leave, others will still use it in the private room." ”

"Yo he!" Li Yu was still not doing well, but the second dog was unhappy.

"Boy, this seat will call you for a long time before you come to speak, and as soon as you come, you will speak in this tone to the venerable Langya Immortal Beast?

The network manager said in disgust: "Dogs, we don't allow pets in Internet cafes, either take your dog away, or you go with you." ”

"Dog, your sister, this seat is a noble Langya Immortal Beast!"

Li Yu said lightly: "Don't call anymore." ”

"Fake! This seat is called! You have the ability to kill this seat! This seat would rather die than give in!"

The network administrator was unhappy and said, "Have you heard talking to you?"

Li Yu said: "Don't worry, we'll leave immediately." ”

The webmaster had a disgusted expression on his face and said, "Heh, that's good." ”

Then, he turned around and left, with a contemptuous expression on his face, and whispered: "Nima, people nowadays, still talk to dogs, I really think dogs can understand." ”

At this time, Li Yu said, "Wait a minute. ”

The network administrator said impatiently: "What's the matter?"

"You don't seem to believe that this dog can understand human speech. ”

The network administrator said with disdain: "Isn't this nonsense! A brute, do you really think you can understand human speech?"

The second dog suddenly bared his teeth and barked madly!

"You're a brute!

The network administrator was startled by the appearance of the second dog, took a step back, and almost fell.

At this time, his face was full of indignation.

"Take care of your dead dog!"

"Woohoo!!"

Li Yu said quietly: "In this way, I will make a bet with you, and I will bet that this dog of mine understands human speech, if I win, you will give me a thousand yuan to rush into the card, if you win, how about I give you a thousand yuan?"