The network administrator said: "Your dog must be able to understand human speech, don't say a thousand yuan, I have no problem eating Xiang live broadcast!"

The second dog was happy and said, "Boy, are you serious?"

Li Yu said: "Are you serious?"

The network administrator said disdainfully: "Of course!"

"That's good. Li Yu said, "I don't take advantage of you, I bet with you, my dog, not only can understand human words, but can even speak human words! Believe it or not!"www.biquge.info

"Don't believe it!" said the webmaster!

"Alright, then we'll take a gamble. ”

The network manager looked disdainful, and there was some joy in his heart.

With a face full of joy, this Shabi is going to give himself money.

After all, everyone knows that it is impossible for a dog to understand human speech.

Although dogs can understand some simple words, that is not "understood"

It's like people can sometimes understand what a dog is thinking, whether it is happy or unhappy, whether it is happy or sad, but it is impossible to understand what the dog is really saying.

Not to mention, let the dog talk!

Dog talking!

Speak human words!

Is this possible!

However, just in case.

Still, the webmaster said, "You can't say simple words like shaking hands and sitting down." ”

Li Yu said: "No problem. ”

The webmaster had a smug expression on his face and said, "Okay, let's get started." ”

Li Yu said lightly: "First of all, let's make a simple one first." Let's start with an auspicious word. ”

The second dog was not happy, but under Li Yu's obscenity, he had to bark.

"Wang. ”

The webmaster's forehead darkened.

"Don't worry, it's not over yet. ”

Li Yu said quietly: "How can I see the scenery in the distance?"

"Look!"

The webmaster's face darkened again.

"What the is this!"

"Don't worry, what else, what should I do if I am hurt by a woman?"

"Forget!"

The webmaster erupted and said, "What the hell are you talking about!

"I don't, doesn't it understand and speak human speech. ”

"I'll go to your uncle, if it can really speak human words, you let it scold me!"

The arrogant attitude of the network administrator completely angered the two dogs.

"Boy, this is the !! you forced me"

The two dogs' eyes widened angrily, and suddenly, the divine consciousness invaded!

"Fuck you, uncle, you trash! Kneel down for this seat!"

Because this voice is said by divine consciousness, coupled with the cultivation of the two dogs, it brings people a shocking effect.

The network administrator was stunned at the time.

Immediately after that, my legs suddenly went limp.

With a frightened face, he said, "Who's who, who's talking?"

In this room, there are only two people, but how can a third person's voice come out?

"Draft the horse! Didn't you let this seat scold you! Have you forgotten? You retarded!"

The network administrator suddenly looked at Ergouzi with a shocked expression.

"Is that you!?

How could a dog speak human words!

The second dog was angry and said, "Garbage!! This seat said, kneel down for this seat!!"

The network administrator's knees suddenly weakened, and his face was shocked.

Dogs, of course, can't speak human words.

Unless.

It's not a dog at all!

The webmaster peed his pants in fright, shouted, "Youkai!

"Damn!" Ergouzi was unhappy, "With such a high cultivation in this seat, you can't even make a mortal kneel?

Li Yu shook his head and said, "Forget it, don't care, Ergouzi, let's go." ”

"I'm not leaving! I'm going to do live streaming!"

"Your sister, do you have any money!!"

"Damn!" Ergouzi suddenly remembered, he had no money!

He sneered, "Boss, can you lend me some money?"

Li Yu showed a contemptuous expression and said, "Can't!"

The second dog said angrily: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!"

"Roll the calves!"

Li Yu said: "You love to walk, don't go and pull down, I'll eat." ”

Dine?

Ergouzi's eyes lit up suddenly, and Ah Yu said: "Boss, I was wrong, I'll eat with you!"

"Get out, don't bring it, one more person has one more meal. ”

The second dog coquettishly said: "Boss, people are your little baby~"

Li Yu kicked the two dogs away with a 360-degree Thomas roundhouse kick.

", can you please not be so disgusting!"

The second dog finally got up from the ground and said angrily: "Boy, you are killing yourself!"

Li Yu didn't want to mess with Ergouzi either, and said, "Okay, okay, take you one and take you another, but after eating, you can't run blindly, you have to follow me." ”

The second dog immediately said, "Of course." ”

"Okay, two dogs, let's go. ”

When I walked out of the private room, I saw the network manager shouting in the Internet café: "Monster, monster, that dog is a monster!"

While shouting, he ran out of the Internet café.

Many customers who are surfing the Internet are impatient.

"Youkai your sister!"

"You've watched too many movies, you!"

"That's it, this thing shouldn't be a drug addict!"

Li Yu shook his head and said, "Look at what you do." ”

The second dog said aggrievedly: "Boss, don't blame me, who made him look down on this seat." ”

Li Yu shook his head and said, "Forget it, let's eat." ”

So I came to the bullfrog shop.

The second dog said in disgust: "How can it be a bullfrog again, only five-star cuisine is worthy of the identity of this seat." ”

Li Yu said: "If you don't want to eat, you can not eat." ”

"Whew, this seat just talked casually, and didn't say that he wouldn't eat. ”

The owner of the bullfrog shop said, "Young man, what to eat?"

Li Yu said: "Come to a full Han banquet." ”

The corner of the bullfrog shopkeeper's mouth twitched, and he said, "Young man, I am a bullfrog shop, and there is no full banquet." ”

Li Yu said: "Since I know what you are still asking me for, of course I come to the bullfrog shop to eat bullfrogs." ”

The bullfrog shopkeeper's facial muscles twitched, why did this young man owe so much.

That's it, who makes the family a local tyrant.

"Okay, wait a minute. ”

The second dog was not pleased, and shouted, "Hey, boy, why did you only order a bullfrog?

Li Yu said: "You can eat what I have leftover." ”

"Damn, you actually want Ben Langya Immortal Venerable to eat your leftovers?"

"It's good to eat some. ”

The second dog was furious and said, "Boy, give you three seconds to regret it, or this seat will make you pay a price that you can't bear!"

Li Yu said with disdain: "Come on, come on, if you have the ability, you can go up, come and let me see the power of your immortal beast." ”

The second dog was furious, Nima, this is bullying people to see that his strength has not recovered!

You can't afford to lose the battle!

The second dog jerked up one leg, and then a perfect arc of water was thrown onto Li Yu's shoes.

In the air, there is a faint smell of urine.

……

Li Yu's expression stopped abruptly.

The second dog said provocatively: "How is it, boy, you know how good I am this time!"

At this time, the owner of the bullfrog shop came over and said, "Young man, I have to tell you, your bullfrog...... I'll go, what's this smell like?"

He looked at the puddle of water stains on the ground with a faint face, and said, "I'll go, your dog is urinating? I'm a restaurant! How can other people eat?"

Li Yu's face was extremely ugly, and he took out a gold coin from his pocket.

Gold.

Gold coins of pure gold.

The bullfrog shop owner instantly showed a faint and complicated expression.

"Little... Lad... Next time you can bring a few more dogs......"

The second dog said: "666, boss, you're it!"

Li Yu's face was gloomy, and suddenly, he stood up from his seat.

The second dog said: "Boy, why are you up?

In the next second, Li Yu bent down suddenly, grabbed the hind legs of the second dog, and lifted the whole dog into the air.

"Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang!!, Wang ”

Li Yu didn't pay attention to the second dog, but grabbed the second dog and left the hotel lightly.

A few minutes later.

Li Yu re-entered the hotel, and his shoes and pants had been renewed.

The second dog, on the other hand, was trembling all over his body, with fear on his face.

"Woo... Whining... This... This kid... It's a demon!"

The second dog didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore.

"Where have you just been, young man? ”

"Hmm. Li Yu nodded, "It's troublesome." ”

"You're so polite, you're so polite. The owner of the bullfrog shop said, he had bitten his teeth earlier, and found that it was really a pure gold coin, and he was immediately overjoyed.

But when I think about it, I don't care much about it.

After all, this is a local tyrant, what is it to take out a gold coin.

In case people are happy, it is not impossible to take out a gold brick as food money.

Of course, this is also what he thinks, after all, it is too exaggerated to take a gold brick as food money.

The owner of the bullfrog shop didn't know that Li Yu was really capable of doing this......

Li Yu was eating silently alone, and the two dogs were trembling under the table, not daring to ask for food at all.

At this moment, a familiar figure suddenly walked into the hotel.

Brother Jun said with a tired face: "Boss, come and serve me a few dishes, I'm going to starve to death!"

"666, 666, Xiao Junzi even dared to come to this restaurant to eat. ”

"That's it, I met that buddy before and pretended to be forced to be grass a few times, and he actually came. ”

"You say, Xiao Junzi shouldn't be shaking M, right?"

"666, 666, I see. ”

Brother Jun pouted, after a long barrage baptism, now he is somewhat immune to these low-level attacks.

However, at this time, he noticed Li Yu on the side.

Eyes wide open in an instant.

Li Yu also saw Brother Jun.

"Little soldier, come here, come here. ”

Brother Jun was momentarily stunned, what?

"What did you just call me?"

"Xiao Junzi, hurry up, I'm in a bad mood today, be careful that I beat you. ”

Brother Jun was completely confused.

The barrage complained wildly: 666, 666, it's really a narrow road!

"Why did Xiao Junzi meet this buddy again. ”

"This is love-love--"

“666，666。 ”

After Brother Jun was stunned, anger followed!

Although the grandfather of those audience often calls him Xiaojunzi, those can be said to be his food and clothing parents.

But what about Li Yu? It has nothing to do with him, and it is simply self-defeating to dare to call him that!!