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"Fight! fight!" Everyone didn't know what a warrior was, only that the two were going to fight, so they hurriedly retreated, so as not to suffer from the disaster of the pond fish.

However, before everyone had gone far, a man suddenly flew over.

Yes, fly.

A man flew up out of thin air and fell dozens of meters away.

However, the posture of the person flying is like a ......

It's like being kicked off.

"Ah Biao!" Qian Shao was shocked, "How is it possible!"

Li Yu put down his legs and sneered, "Nothing is impossible. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

……

Qian Shao gritted his teeth, and suddenly figured out something, and said unruly: "If you have the ability, you can move one of my fingers to take a look, I dare to guarantee that you and the two chicks next to you will disappear from this world in less than a day!"

"Oh?"

"There's play. Qian Shao was happy in his heart, but his face did not change, "Do you know my family background? It is an existence that a person like you can't imagine and touch in his life, and it's easy to get a few people to disappear from this world, but now, I'm in a good mood, you just need to kowtow to me and shout Dad, I'll forgive you!"

"Shouting what?"

"Daddy!"

"What?"

"Daddy!"

The crowd of onlookers was about to burst out laughing, but they tried their best to endure it, and they couldn't laugh at this time, they couldn't laugh.

But I want to laugh, hahaha......

Lin Mo'er complained on the side: "Can you stop playing with stalks?"

Li Yu said: "Okay then. ”

At this time, Qian Shao finally reacted, "You are playing me?" and said angrily: "Ahhhh

Li Yu walked over slowly.

Qian Shao instantly recovered from his anger and said in horror: "You, what do you want to do! I tell you, as long as you dare to move a finger of me...... Ahhhhh

Li Yu sneered: "I'll give you a face, don't move a finger of you." I'll move your five fingers, so it's okay. ”

"Ahh

Li Yu shook his head.

The audience was silent.

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

……

Lin Mo'er was a little surprised, and said, "Li Yu, if you don't pretend to be that, we are still good friends." The last time you hit the mall, this time you hit again, you don't show off, will you die?"

"Hmm. Li Yu nodded, "I'm a person who will die if I don't pretend to be forced." ”

Lin Mo'er was speechless.

Ye Ying's eyes widened and said, "Li Yu, do you know kung fu?" was very excited.

Li Yu's heart moved, and he said, "Ye Ying, you don't know that I can do kung fu?"

"I don't know. ”

"Oh. Li Yu was stunned, it seems that Ye Ying arrived later the last time she was in the mall.

Lin Mo'er blinked her eyes and said, "It's both kung fu and magic, Li Yu, what secrets do you have, no, let's say, what is your true identity?"

"You really want to know?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Ahem, well, I'll tell you. ”

"Really?" Lin Mo'er was surprised, "Then you can say it quickly!"

"Actually, I'm a cultivator. Li Yu said.

"Huh, cultivator?" The two were stunned.

Then, Lin Mo'er laughed and said, "Li Yu, do you think I'm a fool? After learning a few kung fu tricks, you say that you are a cultivator, why don't you say that you are an immortal." ”

Li Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Love Xinxin, don't believe in pulling down." ”

On the contrary, the innocent Ye Ying originally believed in Li Yu a little, but under Lin Mo'er's words, she didn't believe it again.

Li Yu said speechlessly: "Lin Mo'er, do you still have a brain, if I wasn't a cultivator, I could conjure so many things out of my pocket? And weight loss apples, these are actually spiritual fruits eaten by cultivators, if I am not a cultivator, where did I come from? And the weather, if I am not a cultivator, do you think I can change the weather?"

"Cut, I said the weather was my fault!"

"You, alas, people say that you have big breasts and no brains, why do you have small breasts ......"

Lin Mo'er's eyes as if she were killing instantly pierced.

Li Yu instantly changed his words and said, "I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything." ”

The three of them spoke so well, and the onlookers finally came back to their senses and broke out!

"Oh my God! Kung Fu! Are you the legendary martial arts master!"

"Kick people out so far with one kick, Shaoxia, you must have practiced in Shaolin!"

"666, if it's not kung fu, you can only learn it in Shaolin Temple!"

"Master, take me as an apprentice!!"

"Old driver, take me. ”

Suddenly, someone exclaimed, "Are you a special soldier?"

The other voices stopped abruptly.

"Special forces?"

"Meow meow, how do you tell this master is a special soldier?"

This person took care of himself, and muttered excitedly: "Look, this classmate was so low-key before, but this kung fu used after being provoked, and there are two school flower girlfriends, at first glance, it is the template of the king of soldiers in the novel!

Hearing him say this, everyone opened their mouths wide, analyzed it carefully, and found that it was true.

"Damn, it turns out that you are the king of soldiers!"

"Big brother, be worshiped by the younger brother!"

"Bing Wang Dada, do you still lack a girlfriend? the kind that can cook, wash clothes, and warm the bed!"

Li Yu was speechless, and he was a special soldier, why didn't you talk about cultivators!

Wait a minute, I seem to be a true cultivator.

With a wave of his hand, he said, "Calm down, everyone, calm down, I'm not a soldier at all, I'm just an ordinary student, I just learned a few kung fu skills with an old man when I was a child, and it's nothing at all." ”

"Oh my God!"

"May I ask if you grew up in the mountains when you were a child, were adopted by an old man, and came to the city for the first time as an adult, only to be asked by the old man who adopted you to protect a school girl who hates you very much......?

"Damn! You shouldn't really be the protagonist!"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "I admire your brain hole very much, but you guessed wrong, in fact, I am a cultivator." ”

"Cut!" Li Yu said, but no one believed it.

"If you want to say that you know martial arts, I still believe it, it's too for you to say that you are a cultivator!"

"That's it, you think we're stupid!"

"Even if you are a master, you can't lie to us like this!"

"......" these years, to be honest, no one believes it.

Only the person who spoke just now seemed to be a little entangled, a little believing, and a little unbelieving.

Li Yu's eyes lit up, and he said: "Young man, I see that your bones are amazing, you are talented, and you must be a one-in-a-million cultivation genius, in this way, as long as you are willing to give me 666 yuan membership fee, I will take you to cultivate and fly with you, and help you walk on the supreme avenue, what do you think?"

The corner of the man's mouth immediately twitched, and he said, "Hero, 666 yuan is too expensive, what do you think about 10 yuan?"

"Damn, forget it! You have too much to offer!" Li Yu shook his head and sighed.

"Alright, let's go. ”

"Don't, master, your slimming apples haven't been sold out yet!"

"That's right, you can go, at least sell the weight loss apples first!"

Li Yu had an uncompetitive expression on his face and said, "Do you know that as long as you pay me the membership fee, you will be cultivators from now on!

Seeing that a group of people did not have the slightest regret, Li Yu was speechless, and took Lin Moer and Ye Ying away.

"No—!"

"Heroes, don't go!"

"Big brother, at least keep the apple, or my girlfriend will beat me to death!"

……

However, all this that everyone did and said could not restore Li Yu's heart.

Everyone was disappointed and looked at Qian Shao.

Then, in a fit of rage, he said, "Damn, it's all you!

"Everybody beat him!"

Crackling! Crackling! Crackling! Qian Shao was suddenly beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

"Let you pretend!"

Bang Bang Bang!

"Let you pretend!"

Bang Bang Bang!

"So you don't have to wait in line!"

Bang Bang Bang!

"So you don't have to wait in line!"

Bang Bang Bang!

"Let you find trouble with the master! Let you trouble the master!"

Bang Bang Bang!

This group of people also dared to do this kind of thing when Qian Shao was in a coma, and if Qian Shao was not in a coma, they would not dare to do this kind of thing if they were killed.

Poor Qian Shao, when he was unconscious, he was beaten into a black ************ on the other hand, after the three of them left, Li Yu said: "Okay, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first......"

"Wait a minute. Lin Mo'er grabbed Li Yu.

"What for?"

Lin Mo'er smiled sweetly: "Have you forgotten anything?"

"Shenma?" Li Yu pretended to be confused.

Lin Mo'er rubbed her hands and said, "Forget about this endorsement fee." ”

"Endorsement fee?

Lin Mo'er raised her fist.

Li Yu hurriedly said: "Now is a society ruled by law, and it is illegal to use violence. ”

Lin Mo'er was speechless and said, "Are you embarrassed to say that? You were beaten up by those two people just now?"

Li Yu said: "Lin Mo'er, don't wronged people, I didn't beat him violently, I just kicked him lightly and gently broke his fingers." ”

Lin Mo'er rolled her eyes and said, "Yes, yes, gently make the person unconscious." ”

"Well, I'll leave if it's okay. ”

Lin Mo'er showed a "sweet" smile and said, "I'll say it one last time, don't force me to be mad~"

Li Yu shuddered and said, "How can it be, come, share the spoils, share the spoils." ”

Lin Mo'er was speechless and said, "Why are you so dirty?" ”