Li Yu took out the money he earned before and said, "Well, I sold ordinary apples for 2,300 yuan before, and I earned more than 2,000 yuan from selling weight loss apples later, a total of about 5,000, and there is 20,000 yuan less money to give me, a total of 25,000 yuan." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Money is less than 20,000 yuan for you?" Lin Mo'er was at a loss.

"Oh, that's right, this Qian Shao originally wanted to use money to buy and insult me, but you see how I can be such a person, so I just refused, but I didn't expect him to be angry, so he let his dog leg beat me, and then I beat him. ”

"What does this have to do with you taking other people's money?"

"Of course it matters!" Li Yu said, "You think, of course there are so many people present, this money is sprinkled on the ground, even if I don't take it, others will take it, but this money is less awake, and I will definitely count the lost money on my head, I can't be cheap to others, I don't take it for nothing, so I will take it." ”

Lin Mo'er was dumbfounded and said, "You are so reasonable, I am speechless." ”

"Well, it's a total of 25,000 yuan, I'm 20,000, Ye Ying is 5,000, okay, divide it, let's disperse. ”

"Wait a minute!

Ye Ying opened her mouth wide and said, "Five thousand yuan? Give it to me? No, no, I didn't do anything at all, I can't ask for it." ”

Li Yu said: "Why didn't you do anything, you helped me endorse, don't be afraid of more money, I still think it's less." You look at those big celebrity endorsements, you can make 18 million in just a few minutes of shooting an advertisement, and I will give you 5,000, I still think it's less. ”

But no matter what Li Yu said, Ye Ying still shook her head and said, "No, no, I can't ask for it." ”

"You!" Lin Mo'er gritted her teeth, revealing an uncompetitive expression, "This guy is rich, you must not be polite to him!"

Lin Mo'er said: "Okay, twenty-five thousand, give me 10,000, give Ye Ying 10,000, and the remaining 5,000 is your own." ”

Li Yu said speechlessly: "Give me 5,000 for 25,000? I can't even get back the capital of Apple, and my relatives will pay for their death." ”

"Relatives?" Lin Mo'er blinked, "Aren't you a cultivator, where did you come from?"

"Okay, you, play this with me. Li Yu was speechless, he didn't recognize the identity of a cultivator at all before, and he would show this identity when he shared the money.

"You've managed to get my attention, Immortal Method: Tickle Technique!"

"No... No... Ha ha... No... Hahaha......" Lin Mo'er's tears of laughter flowed out.

"Sing conquer! Sing conquer and I'll forgive you!"

"Hahaha... No... Don't sing... I'd rather die than give in... Hahaha......" Laughing, Lin Mo'er suddenly took advantage of Li Yu's unpreparedness and broke free.

With a red face, he said angrily: "Soul is light! Soul is light, soul is light, soul is light! You stinky soul is light!"

"I will too!hooligan!rascal, hooligan, hooligan, you female scoundrel!"

After some arguing, the three finally decided on the distribution of the money.

Li Yu said embarrassedly: "I thought you really wanted the lion to open his mouth and leave half of me." ”

Lin Mo'er snorted coldly: "You think I'm you, so shameless, we didn't help here in the first place, and it's already embarrassing to take five hundred." ”

"It's okay, if you're really embarrassed to give me the money. ”

"Why are you like this, you have to take out the money you gave to others!" Lin Mo'er said aggrievedly.

"Don't pretend, female men are not cute at all. ”

"But people are super cute~"

"I'm going to throw up. ”

Lin Mo'er was coquettish, and pinched the small tender meat on Li Yu's waist.

Li Yu said: "Eh, I'll go, you're not done, what's going on with this trick?"

"Hmph~ I'll do this trick, it's not like you can't help it. ”

"Who said that if you pinch me, I won't pinch you?"

"Cut, if you have the ability, you can touch me and try it, believe it or not, I shouted that someone is playing hooligans, and you will be arrested and imprisoned by the enthusiastic masses in minutes!"

"Cut, it's not a big deal, I'll touch it. He took Lammer's little hand.

Lin Mo'er rolled her eyes and said, "I'm talking about the waist." ”

Li Yu pretended to be surprised and said, "You still want me to hug your waist, you female rascal!"

The word "well" appeared on Lin Mo'er's forehead, and she said "kindly": "It seems that in is trying to force me to go crazy." ”

"Ahem, what, are you free in the afternoon?"

"Hey, your way of diverting the subject is too low-level. Lin Mo'er snorted lightly, "Free, what's wrong?"

Ye Ying showed a puzzled expression and said, "Hey, Mo'er, aren't we going to perform a drama in the afternoon?"

"Drama?"

Lin Mo'er's expression suddenly froze.

Li Yu showed a puzzled expression.

Ye Ying explained: "Well, the drama, the drama of Snow White. ”

Li Yu teased: "Snow White, then you must be Snow White?"

"Yes, yes, Li Yu, you guessed it right. ”

"Then let me guess again, Lin Mo'er plays the bad queen?"

“……”

"Lin Mo'er?"

"Lin Mo'er?"

"Oh, what's wrong?"

"I just wanted to ask, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Mo'er said embarrassedly: "No... It's okay......"

Ye Ying pursed her lips and said, "By the way, Mo'er, you haven't been rehearsing the drama with us recently, are you practicing at home by yourself, or are you practicing somewhere else?"

Lin Mo'er's expression was extremely strange.

Li Yu sighed inwardly and said, "You... Won't you forget?"

"No!" Lin Mo'er exclaimed, "I'm just... I was just... I accidentally traveled from a week ago to today!"

Li Yu said speechlessly: "They have already begun to escape from reality, it's really pitiful." ”

"I didn't escape from reality!" Lin Mo'er said angrily.

"Then tell me about your practice progress!"

"I... I ......" Lin Mo'er was defeated, completely defeated, "Well, I'll admit, I completely forgot about it." ”

"Huh?" Ye Ying said in surprise, "But we are going to perform in the afternoon, Mo'er, you are playing the important role of a prince!"

"Prince?" Li Yu had a strange expression, "She plays the prince? ”

"You're just playing the queen!" Lin Mo'er said angrily.

"Wait a minute, Ye Ying plays the princess, you play the prince, then don't you want to kiss Ye Ying?"

Lin Mo'er rolled her eyes and said: "Acting, do you know what acting is, it's all fake, and it's not really kissing...... Hey, wait a minute, maybe I can actually kiss it?"

"Let go of this girl and let me come!"

"You!" Lin Mo'er sneered lightly and smiled again, "Hmph, no matter what you say, Snow White is mine." ”

"Oh, let me ask you, what are you going to do in the afternoon?"

"What should I do?" Lin Mo'er's expression froze, and her mood became depressed, yes, the performance is about to start, what should I do?

Li Yu complained: "You said that you have a bad temper, but you are also quite reliable, why are you confused at a critical time?"

Lin Mo'er was already in a bad mood, but after Li Yu's ridicule, she gave him a blank look and said, "Hmph, what's the use of talking so much, you can't help me a little." ”

Li Yu smiled and said, "What if I could?"

"Huh?" Lin Mo'er's heart moved, "How can you help me?"

His heart was pounding, and he had already seen Li Yu's incredible kung fu, even if he really had one or two more incredible abilities in his body, it didn't seem so impossible.

Li Yu raised his head proudly, sat on the chair, and said, "Little girl, come here, pinch your shoulders." ”

Lin Mo'er was angry in her heart, but a sweet smile appeared on her face, and she said, "I know, master~"

"Don't look at that chick, pinch your legs!"

"Hmph~I don't want to~"

"Do you want to watch your Royal Highness make a fool of yourself on stage, and be laughed at like a frog?"

"I don't want it!"

"That's right, little girl, come here, pinch your legs. ”

Ye Ying pouted, and finally walked over.

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

……

Feeling the massage of the two, Li Yu simply felt so good. But his face was still dissatisfied: "No, Lin Mo'er, will you pinch your shoulders and go up a little more." ”

"Master, I see. Although she was unwilling, Lin Mo'er didn't have any choice.

After a while, Lin Mo'er's hands were a little numb, and she said aggrievedly: "Uncle, my hands are numb, I should be able to stop for a while." ”

Ye Ying said: "That's right, we have to take a break." ”

"Oh, then, you two just stop. ”

The two stopped, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, it's time to rest, Lin Mo'er, go on. ”

"Ahh ”

"One minute is long enough!"

“…… All right. ”

"Okay, as for that chick, let's go and rest first. ”

After breaking Ye Ying apart, Li Yu squinted his eyes and looked at Lin Mo'er like this.

Lin Mo'er gritted her teeth, knowing that Li Yu did it on purpose, but she didn't have a way, so she started a new round of inhumane punishment.

"Huhu...... Li Yu...... You should be able to make sure you can help me...... If you can't...... Whew...... You know ...... consequences."

"Yo he! Dare to threaten Uncle Ben! Come here, kneel down and sing conquest for Uncle Ben!"

"......" is obvious, Lin Mo'er is about to go crazy.

Li Yu hurriedly said, "Ahem, what's that, I see that you are also tired, or just forget it." ”

Lin Mo'er exhaled and said, "It's finally over, okay, you can help me now." ”

Li Yu said: "Okay. Hold Lin Mo'er's little hand.

"Why?"

"Don't move, I'm passing on my spiritual power to you. ”

"Spiritual power?"

Li Yu flickered and said: "Well, it was originally a very troublesome thing to transmit spiritual power, have you seen the legend of the Condor Heroes, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu took off their clothes and practiced, well, the transmission of spiritual power was originally similar to that, but after all, this is a school, so it is not very convenient, so I used a simplified version." ”

Lin Mo'er said speechlessly: "Big brother, that's the Condor Heroes, okay?"

"Besides, what did you just say, take off your clothes... Hooligans!"

"I didn't take it off again, didn't I say it, I used a simplified version of the method, which is relatively convenient, but the spiritual power transmitted is relatively small. Well, almost. ”

"Spiritual power?hehe!"

Li Yu was speechless: "You don't believe it?"

"Of course I don't believe it!"

"If you don't believe it, just go back and memorize the script. ”

At this time, Ye Ying looked at her watch and said in surprise: "Ah, it's not good, it's already this time." ”

"Mo'er, it's time for the first rehearsal of the drama, after one rehearsal, we will rest for a while, we will rehearse for the second time, and after a period of rest, the third time it will be our turn to go on stage, and we must go back now. ”

Lin Mo'er suddenly became nervous and said, "But it's ...... All right. ”

looked at Li Yu and said viciously: "If I find out, this spiritual power is useless, you know the consequences." ”

Li Yu grimaced.

Ye Ying said: "Li Yu, we will appear in the drama in the afternoon, you must come and see it!"

Li Yu smiled: "Of course!"

Then, Ye Ying pulled the panting Lin Mo'er away.

PS: Tomorrow the author will say something particularly important.