"No, who knows if what you say is true or false!"

"Hey, it seems to be too, who knows if what the principal said is a lie. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"However, this kind of pervert, even if there is a one percent chance, should he be arrested......"

Obviously, the opinions of the students are divided into two main groups.

The chairman of Yang Zhu Game Company said in his heart: "It's not good ......"

The headmaster took advantage of the victory and pursued, saying, "Since everyone is not opposed, then ask the security guard to check it for everyone." ”

He glanced at the security guard, who immediately understood, nodded, and walked over.

"The men stand on the left, the women on the right, and the shemales stand in the middle. ”

"Okay, you, in order to check if you are the perverted thief after all, please take the contents of your pocket and let me check it. ”

The classmate immediately hesitated: "But, I have ...... in my pocket."

The security guard said angrily: "If you don't agree, then it proves that you are the thief!

"What? Call the police?"

Under the pressure of the police, the classmate immediately gave in and took out the contents of his pocket.

A cell phone, some toilet paper, and a student ID.

The security guard immediately took the opportunity to put away the student ID.

"Hey, what are you doing, that's my student ID!"

The security guard said, "I'm not sure if you're the thief or not, so I'll take your documents first, and if I prove that you're not a thief, I'll give you back." ”

Seeing this, the expressions of the other students changed greatly, and seeing that these security guards had bad intentions one by one, some of them were ready to escape.

At this time, the principal said, "I also ask you not to do unnecessary acts, such as running away, otherwise, we will be arrested as thieves and handed over to the police." As for whether it is really a thief in the end, it is up to the police to make a judgment.

Please note that this is no longer the time to talk about school rules, the most important thing for us now is to catch that thief!"

The students said in their hearts, it's already this time, who still believes that the principal is really naïve.

However, not to mention anything else, the one who is regarded as a thief once he escapes and then arrests and hands it over to the police still makes most people afraid.

Nowadays, people still have a certain fear of the police in their hearts.

Especially now, after the police are completely demonized because of the Internet, no one knows what kind of treatment they will receive after being arrested.

Taking 10,000 steps back, even if they are really okay in the end, the incident of being arrested in the police station is enough to add a stain to their life resumes.

"Not good!" Yang Zhu said secretly in his heart, seeing that his classmates were about to lose their defense, his identity was about to be exposed.

Gritting his teeth, he suddenly shouted in shock: "There are thieves!"

Everyone was shocked and said, "Where are you!?"

The principal, in particular, and the security guard, hurriedly turned their heads away.

Immediately afterwards, the chairman of Yangzhu Game Company shouted, "Run--"

The whole person ran.

Everyone present was stunned.

Then they reacted, some of them were stunned and didn't know what to do, but more of them ran after each other.

The mass effect is a very easy thing for one person to do and the rest to follow.

"Damn!" the principal scolded angrily, but he didn't expect the other party to use this trick!

"Chase!"

"Catch up!"

Suddenly, the surrounding teachers and security guards arrested the students one after another.

But how many students can these elderly teachers and a small number of security guards catch?

After a fierce battle, the principal's side only caught less than 100 people in total, and most of these more than 100 people were still girls.

"Bastard!" the headmaster's angry face changed.

……

That night, this matter completely became popular on the campus Internet!

However, the post went viral for less than an hour before it was immediately deleted by the administrators.

And it is also with this right that the principal has been able to carry out this kind of cleaning up of the dog in the school.

Li Yu said: "666, 666, this time I completely became a melon eater, but this plot is simply too 6." ”

During this period, Li Yu has been playing soy sauce with the principal, but fortunately, Li Yu is single, so the principal just looked at him a few times and ignored it.

Then Li Yu watched as the group of people were searched by the principal for their student IDs, and they were let go after another verbal criticism.

Of course, this is only on the surface.

On the ground, the headmaster may have to give them a few big mistakes.

The crowd sparsely walked away, leaving only the headmaster and a handful of students and security guards.

At this time, one of the figures, relieved, sneakily left.

Suddenly, the second dog came out of nowhere and shouted, "Don't let him go, boy!

Li Yu was taken aback, is there really a thief? Isn't the principal?

Immediately shouted, "Catch him! He's a thief!"

Everyone was stunned.

"Grass!"

The thief changed color and ran out desperately.

And the others are already a little too late to react.

However, at this moment, from the grass, four stray dogs suddenly rushed out and bit the thief's thighs and arms.

"Ahhh

"Shall I go, thief?" the headmaster was furious, "Everyone, get on board!

The headmaster can be 100% sure at this moment that this person must be a thief!

If not, what do you run?

The security guards heard the order and rushed forward.

"Grass, get out, get out!" the thief's expression changed dramatically, and he jerked a folding knife out of his pocket and stabbed at the crowd.

Everyone's expressions changed greatly, although the other party couldn't hurt anyone by swinging so indiscriminately, they basically didn't want to catch each other closely.

Then the headmaster shouted, "Catch him!" Whoever can catch him will be rewarded with two thousand dollars in cash!"

Hearing the money, the security guards' eyes lit up one by one, and then they "whined" and rushed forward with the baton on their waists.

This impression immediately attracted many students who watched the excitement.

Part of it's completely unclear.

There are also some classmates who have already left but have returned.

"What are they doing here?"

"Shhhh ”

"Thieves?

"What thief?"

"I heard that it was a pervert who stole girls' underwear. ”

"Oh, it's disgusting, this kind of person should be arrested quickly!"

"Hey, have you noticed, why do these four dogs look so familiar?"

"I remember, aren't these the dogs who were active in our school a few days ago, I didn't see them for a day during the day, and I thought I left the school, but I didn't leave, it's great. ”

Suddenly, several strong security guards and four stray dogs beat the thief to the ground at once.

The principal snorted coldly, walked over, and said, "Dare to steal things in our school, it seems that you don't want to mess around." ”

The headmaster said, "Let me see what you've stolen." ”

As he spoke, he put his hand into the thief's pocket, and suddenly took out a soft mass of something from it.

When the headmaster took it out, all the girls in the neighborhood screamed.

"Ahh

"The principal is a pervert - he even took a girl's underwear - "

The principal was embarrassed: "No, I took it from this thief." ”

"We don't care! The headmaster is a pervert!"

The girls are not unaware of their previous actions and are retaliating against the previous principal.

The principal took a deep breath, ignored the girl, and counted the number of underwear in his hand.

“1… 2… 3… 4… 5......" The principal's expression was extremely weird, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "You are really perverted, you actually stole eleven underwear from girls!"

"What?"

"11?"

"That's too perverted, isn't it?"

"I said how I lost my underwear a while ago, it turned out that he stole it!"

"No, your appearance may have been borrowed by your roommate, and you may have mistaken the thief. ”

……

The headmaster's face was full of strangeness, and suddenly, among these underwear, he found a pair of bright red pants.

"This thing...... It doesn't seem to be worn by girls, and why does it look so familiar......"

Suddenly, the headmaster was stunned.

"it, isn't this Nima Lao Tzu's underwear!"

Suddenly said angrily: "You are a fucking pervert! You also steal Lao Tzu's underwear!"

The classmate was stunned and said, "Oh my God, I didn't expect this thief to be so heavy-tasted, even stealing the principal's underwear." ”

"Beasts!

"Isn't that just right, two perverts got together. ”

The principal was angry and disgusted, and said, "Take it away, call the police immediately, I don't want to see him again." ”

The security guard nodded and took the thief away.

The crowd was not lively, so they dispersed.

The principal took a few deep breaths, and then he had the time to deal with the problem of dogs, looked at Li Yu, and said, "This classmate, these are your dogs?"

"Not exactly, only this husky is mine, the rest are stray dogs. ”

"Stray dogs, stray dogs are also so obedient?" The principal was puzzled, before Li Yu opened his mouth casually, these dogs immediately understood and went to catch the thief.

Stray dogs? Stray dogs can be so smart? Stray dogs can be so obedient?

Li Yu said: "I didn't lie to you, they are indeed stray dogs, in fact, principal, I have something to request." ”

The principal smiled and said, "Say, you are now a hero who caught the thief, you can say anything, and I will try my best to satisfy you if I can." ”

"Alright, Headmaster, I'll just say it. I hope these dogs stay at school. ”

The principal frowned and said, "You mean, let these stray dogs live in the school in the future?"

"Yes, that's it. ”

"But...... Let the dog live with the students, what if it bites someone?"

Li Yu patted his chest and said, "Principal, don't worry, these stray dogs are very humane and won't bite, don't believe me." ”

Li Yu said: "Shake hands." ”

The dogs looked up.

"Get down. ”

The dogs lay down.

"Dig ***. ”

The dogs are ......

The principal's face was extremely weird, and he said, "Nima, you have learned from Xiaobai, right?"

"Hey, principal, you also look at crayon Xiaoxin, but these are all trivial, and I'm going to make a big move next!"

"What is 1+1?"

"Wow!"

The principal was slightly surprised: "I'll go, they can even count?"

"What is 2+2?"

"Woohoo!"

The principal was a little amused and said, "Okay, I'll ask one too, what is 126484+61254?"

"Woohoo!"

The headmaster wondered, "Why do they only call three times?"

Woohoo!

Draft a horse!

No problem.