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Li Yu said, "Well, they mean, you are so handsome, principal. ”

The headmaster narrowed his eyes with a smile and said, "Of course I know I'm handsome." ”

"You still have to be shameless, dead bald donkey. Li Yu complained in his heart.

"Okay, I'll give you a difficult one, how much is 2*3?"

"Woo Woo!"

The principal said, "What is 1000-7?"

"Woohoo!"

The headmaster wondered, "Why did they fail when I got here?"

"Well, maybe the headmaster, your questions are too high-end, and their brains may not be able to keep up with your train of thought. ”

"Well, that's pretty likely. ”

"Headmaster, you see these dogs are so smart, why don't you let them stay. ”

The headmaster groaned, "Well, for their cleverness and courage...... Just stay!"

"Woohoo!" the dogs immediately let out a cry of joy.

"I'll tell the cafeteria that they have some leftovers for the dogs, and tomorrow I'll ask the security guard to build a kennel for them. ”

"Thank you, Principal. ”

With the principal's promise, the dogs barked happily.

The headmaster who watched it was surprised for a while, and said, "Tsk, these dogs are really spiritual." ”

……

After getting the principal's consent, Li Yu left the school.

Because of the previous principal's fishing law enforcement, now the whole school exudes an aura of resentment, and Li Yu doesn't want to stay in school anymore.

"I'll go, where did the two dogs die again?" Before I knew it, the two dogs disappeared with the dogs.

Li Yu shook his head, and didn't care about the second dog.

Christmas, although it is night, is brightly lit, and the faces of couples on the street are full of happy smiles.

Li Yu passed through a lively street and suddenly stopped.

I saw a poor little Lori standing in tattered clothes in front of a shop.

Little Lori still had a box of matches in her hand, and said in a weak voice: "Matches... Pls does anyone need matches......"

"...... "What the hell is this?"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, he actually knew this little Lori.

It's none other than the little Lori who sells his roses during the day!

Little Lori's pitiful encounter immediately aroused the sympathy of passers-by.

"Little sister, why are you dressed like this?"

"That's it, little sister, aren't you cold?"

"Where's your mom and dad?"

"Hey, what are you selling? matches?" the passerby looked stunned.

Little Lori said weakly: "My dad told me... The matches were not sold out... I can't go home......"

Passers-by suddenly looked confused.

"It's... Marketing?"

At this time, I also found that Xiao Lori may be performing, which may be a kind of promotion from the merchant, but Xiao Lori's performance is too realistic!

So realistic that they began to wonder if this little Lori was really the little match girl in Einstein's fairy tale.

At this time, a passer-by wiped his tears and said, "It's so pitiful, if not, I'll buy a box." ”

This person's words immediately caused a reaction from the others.

"Yes, yes, it's just a box of matches, it's not worth a few dollars, let's help this little girl." ”

"Little girl, how much is a box of matches?"

Little Lori said weakly: "Ten yuan for a box of ......"

Passers-by looked confused and said, "How much?"

"Ten dollars a box?"

"Ten dollars is enough for me to buy ten lighters. ”

"Little girl, you're robbing money. ”

was talked about by everyone, and little Lori suddenly turned pale and coughed hurriedly.

Then, when Lori took out her handkerchief, it was already stained with blood.

"What!?"

"Little girl, why are you vomiting blood!"

“120，120！”

Little Lori shook her head and said bitterly: "It's okay, my body is not important... Matches, does anyone want matches?"

"Little sister, don't talk about it, let's go to the hospital quickly. ”

"yes, yes, let's go to the hospital. ”

"Ahem......" Lori coughed again, "Match... Match... I have a younger brother at home to raise ......."

One of the passers-by gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't it just a box of matches!"

"That's it, what's wrong with ten dollars, it's a bargain to save a person's life!"

"Buy, buy, buy, don't buy, you're not human. ”

Immediately, well-meaning people bought matches, and even more than one box.

Then, someone curiously opened the match.

Inside the matchbox, it was filled with matches, and there was a small note.

Thank you for participating.

The passer-by was momentarily stunned and said, "This, what's the situation?"

Then he flipped the note over, only to see that the back of the note read: This is one of the lottery items of the boutique clothing store, ten yuan can be used for a lottery, the third prize is a 100 yuan clothing discount coupon, the second prize is a 500 yuan clothing discount coupon, and the first prize is a 2,000 yuan discount coupon. You have won the encouragement prize, and I hope you will continue to work hard to win the first prize as soon as possible.

The passerby's expression froze instantly, and then the facial muscles jumped wildly, this, so to speak, all of this is acting?

But even if she was looked at with this kind of eyes, Little Lori still didn't stop performing.

The corners of the passerby's mouth twitched, and he felt that he couldn't let this kind of deceptive thing go on anymore, so he hurriedly said: "Listen to me, everyone! This thing is a deception! Don't buy it again!"

"What?

"What do you mean?"

"See for yourselves what's in the matchbox!"

Suddenly, the person who had bought the match immediately opened it, and then when he looked at the content of the note, he suddenly looked confused, and then the corners of his mouth twitched.

"It's... This Nima is too pitiful......"

"I'm tired and deceive my kindness. ”

"I can't say that, who still uses matches now, it's obvious that it's a show at a glance. ”

However, even if everyone knows the truth, this little Lori is still acting on her own.

"By the way, I'm thanking you for participating, did anyone win the grand prize?"

"Nope. ”

"Nope. ”

"I also thank you for participating. ”

Most people just thanked them for participating, but there was one person who won the jackpot!

"Great! I won the third prize!

"Cut, not just a third prize, happy what. ”

"It's like, what's the big deal. ”

"Well, little sister, where should I claim my prize?"

"Matches... Match... Does anyone want matches......"

"Ahem...... I also have a seriously ill father at home...... and a younger brother...... Isn't there anyone who can help us......"

This person looked embarrassed, and the others said: "You go away, don't delay other people's acting." ”

"That's it, people are performing in front of this store, then you must be looking for this store. ”

"I'll go, you can change this story, how can the little match girl have a younger brother?"

"Her father wasn't seriously ill. ”

"Hey, how do I remember that the little girl has a younger brother?"

"You remember wrong. ”

"You're wrong!"

"Don't make any noise, you won't know at a glance!"

"Alas, forget it, ten yuan, not much, just spend money to buy a lesson. ”

"yes, let's go. ”

After most people complain, they don't care about spending money to buy a lesson, but there are a few people who are more serious.

"Hey, little girl, are you still acting?"

"Matches... Match ......"

"Hey, are you deaf, can't hear me?"

"Matches... Match ......"

"Okay, I'm convinced, I'm leaving!"

What can they do if they don't leave? People ignore them.

Then, after this group of people left, immediately after, a new group of passers-by walked by.

"Hey, look, everyone, why is there such a little girl selling matches here?"

"Little sister, are you alright? Why are you selling matches here alone?"

"Where's your mom and dad?"

In this way, it didn't take long for the little girl's matches to sell at least a few hundred copies.

A few hundred, that's thousands.

And how many people won the jackpot?

The first, second, and third prizes are added together, and there is not even a tenth of the number of people.

Among them, the third prize also accounts for most of it, and the second prize Li Yu won such a long time, and there was not even one first prize.

What's more, even if you really win the jackpot, how much people's clothes sell is not determined?

A piece of clothing is sold for 200 yuan in the market, and people sell it for 300 yuan, even if it really gives you a hundred yuan cheaper, then it will be on par with the market.

Not to mention, as long as you are black-hearted and raise the price a little more, you will definitely make a lot of money.

Little Lori is selling matches here, but on the other side, the more people think about it, the more angry they become.

Halfway through, I turned back again.

At this time, seeing so many more people running to sell matches, the man suddenly became angry and shouted, "Everyone, stop it!

"What?"

"What's the situation?"

"Don't buy it?"

"Why?"

"Who's that? What do you mean?"

The man said, "Don't buy it again, this thing is a scam! The matches are not worth anything at all, and there is a lottery ticket in it, but most of them are thank you for participating, and a small part is a cash coupon for this store." Haven't you understood yet! This is all marketing done by this store! It's not real at all! It's all fake!"

"What?!"

"It's really fake!"

"What you said is true!?"

"Of course it's true, I'm the victim just now!"

Everyone was shocked, but a small number of people said: "It doesn't matter if she's real or not, even if it's just a performance, it's worth ten yuan." ”

This sentence has won the support of many people.

"That's right, it costs fifty yuan to watch a movie now, and it only costs ten yuan to watch an 'open-air drama', which is reasonable. ”

"You!" the man was stunned.

At this time, the little Lori said weakly: "Match... Isn't there anyone who can help us......"

The man was furious and said, "You're still pretending to be with me here!"

As soon as his brain was hot, he rushed up and grabbed little Lori's arm.