Chapter 145: Spare Tire Theory
Li Yu was dumbfounded, and then said, "God! O earth! Why is thatβ"
"In the end, I opened the harem or Ye Ying opened the harem!! Ye Ying is the winner in life, okay!! β
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Li Yu turned his head with an ugly face and said, "Nima, you are not Wang Yue's exclusive erhu brother, who asked you to pull the erhu, you stop, you have the ability to stop, I can't beat you!" β
Brother Erhu rode a small electric car and immediately ran away without a trace.
Li Yu sighed.
"Hey, you three, wait for me."
"Slightly, stinky brother, you can stay behind slowly, let's go first."
"Dead girl, beg to beat!".
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The three of them played and walked by, in the eyes of outsiders, a picture of harmony and happiness, and people sent heartfelt blessings to the opposing male protagonists.
"Nima's three beautiful girlfriends, and one so small, is not afraid to squeeze you!"
"That's it! Draft a horse! Early death and early superbirth! Hurry up and give me your chick. β
"There are three amazing girls, sooner or later, they can't keep up with nutrition, which leads to the breakdown of the family, the divorce of the wife, the children are not their own, and finally they die young, and the wife and children are cheaper than the old Wang next door."
"That's it."
Li Yu pursed his lips, not taking the words of passers-by seriously at all.
However, at this time, suddenly, a buddy of the same age suddenly ran over, his face was full of grief, and said: "Dude, can you teach you, why can you have so many girlfriends, and I have one, and I was dumped by her today." β
"Ah, it's Christmas gone, you're too pathetic, generally speaking, you have to spend Christmas, at least you can pit a wave of gifts...... So, I ask you, how does your girlfriend look? β
"My girlfriend is the goddess of my heart and the school flower of our school. She used to have several boyfriends, and I chased her after the boss later.
However, she has always been very cold to me, and only occasionally meets me to say a few words. β
Li Yu's face was full of lightness, isn't this Nima just a spare tire.
Look at this buddy, a very good person, he just made a spare tire for nothing, or the spare tire of the kind of spare tire, the very pitiful kind.
"Alas, buddy, seeing that you are so pitiful, let's be honest with you, you may be the spare tire of your goddess."
Unexpectedly, the buddy said: "I know, I also know that people like me are not worthy of her, but I am cheap!" I just don't want to break up, buddy, you have such a lot of life experience, can you tell me, what should I do? β
Li Yu groaned slightly, folded his hands, and said, "Amitabha." β
The man was stunned and said, "Dude, you are ......"
"Call me Master."
"Master, please help me!"
Li Yu slowly opened his eyes and said, "Donor, the old man might as well give you a famous saying."
A spare tire for a goddess, you will always be a spare tire. Ten goddesses' spare tires, and the goddesses are your spare tires. Quantitative change determines qualitative change. Think about it. β
The man's body trembled in an instant, and the whole person suddenly realized, and muttered in his mouth: "Quantitative change determines qualitative change, and quantitative change determines qualitative change......"
His eyes gradually lit up, and he said, "Thank you, Master, I think I understand." β
Then, a wave of confidence erupted in the whole person, and he said: "Master, thank you for your advice, if it is useful to me in the future, I will definitely go all out to repay the master's kindness to me." β
"Donor, you're welcome, if it's okay, you can go back quickly, the old man is still waiting to take the girl home."
"is worthy of being a master, and he can get three girlfriends who are so beautiful. Master, my name is Wang Qiangdong, and I will definitely repay you in the future! β
Li Yu almost squirted, Wang Qiangdong? Why don't you call Wang Ma Yun!
Seeing the other party leave, he shook his head and chased after him.
"Hey, Li Yu, what are you doing, who was that person just now?"
"Oh? He, a poor fellow who is confused about life, but after my guidance, I believe he has found the direction of life. β
Ye Xiaomeng said disdainfully: "Pretend to be 13!" β
Li Yu frowned and said, "Xiaomeng, how can you scold people, this kind of behavior is very bad, do you know!" β
"Don't call me Xiaomeng, call me by my full name! That's a name that only my sister can call me! β
"Little Meng Xiao Meng Xiao Meng, Meng Meng!"
"What is it called, scumbag scumbag scum!"
"Little Moe, Little Moe, Little Moe!"
"Scum, scum, scum!"
"Little Meng!"
"Scum!"
Little cute scum.
Li Yu nodded and said, "Well, since you have admitted it yourself, then I have nothing to say." β
"Huh?" Ye Xiaomeng was stunned for a moment, and then after reacting, she said angrily, "You are fooling me!?" β
"Amitabha."
"Amitabha, your sister!"
"Sister, what's wrong?"
Ye Xiaomeng stomped his feet angrily.
Ye Ying nodded and said, "Well, Xiaomeng, it seems that your relationship is quite good, so I can rest assured." β
Ye Xiaomeng shouted: "Sister! Where do you see that the two of us have a good relationship? β
Suddenly, the sound of a fire truck could be heard faintly.
Ye Ying was a little surprised: "Fire truck? Where did the fire happen? β
Ye Xiaomeng was surprised: "Really, why are there so many cars." β
Li Yu also looked over, and not far away, five fire trucks came at a high speed and hurried over in one direction.
Lin Mo'er was surprised: "Five fire trucks? What a fire! β
Ye Ying said: "Hey, look, there is black smoke coming out over there, is there a fire over there?" β
In the distance, black smoke billowed out, as if covering the sky and the sun, faintly bubbling with fire,
However, because of the darkness and the distance, everyone did not notice it at the beginning.
Li Yu groaned and said, "That direction...... Looks like the last time we had a fire. β
Ye Ying's mouth suddenly opened in surprise, and said, "Ah, isn't it, that shopping mall has caught fire twice in a row in such a short period of time?" β
Lin Mo'er frowned and said, "It's not impossible, there have been similar reports in the news." β
Ye Xiaomeng was snorting on the side, and said, "What fire, what are you talking about?" Sister, have you ever been in a fire before? β
Ye Ying nodded and said, "Well, just a few days ago." The fire was still very big, and there were at least four or five fire trucks. β
Ye Xiaomeng was stunned, and then panicked in her heart, and said, "Sister, sister, this kind of thing, how can you not tell me!" β
"Sister, sister, then you weren't injured in that fire, right?"
Then he hurriedly swept Ye Ying back and forth several times with concerned eyes, as if he wanted to see clearly whether Ye Ying was injured or not.
Ye Ying's heart warmed and said: "Xiaomeng, it's okay, I'm fine, Li Yu was also at the scene at the time and saved me, plus there was also a miracle at that time, so I wasn't hurt at all." β
Ye Xiaomeng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Great, great, sister, it's okay if you're okay...... Wait, sister, why don't you tell me about this kind of thing? β
Ye Ying said: "Xiaomeng, you are still young, I don't think you should say these big things to make you worry." β
Ye Xiaomeng shouted: "Sister, what are you talking about!" We're sisters! My sister has the right to know everything about my sister! Be sure to tell me next time! β
Then she looked at Lin Mo'er and said, "Sister Lily, you already knew?" β
Lin Mo'er said calmly: "Well, I already knew. β
"Then why didn't you tell me?"
Lin Mo'er said: "Why am I telling you, do you want Ye Ying to worry?" Since Ye Ying didn't say it, then I didn't have to ask for trouble. β
"Sister Lily, you...... Hey, wait a minute, sister, what did Li Yu say saved you? β
Ye Xiaomeng's face turned red and said: "So, it's literal, originally I fell in the mall and twisted my foot, if it wasn't for Li Yu hiding in the bathroom with me on his back, maybe I would be gone now." β
"Bah, sister, what did you say, sister, you are blessed with a great life, and you will definitely not die." Then, Ye Xiaomeng looked at Li Yu with surprise in her eyes.
"Hey, you really saved my sister?"
Li Yu said: "Didn't Ye Ying say it just now. β
Ye Xiaomeng said: "I, didn't I ask the insurance point again......"
Then, he lowered his head and said in a voice like a mosquito: "That, thank you, thank you, thank you for saving my sister......"
Li Yu said: "No thanks, this is what I should do." β
Ye Xiaomeng's face flushed, and at this time, she suddenly felt that Li Yu was a good person.
Lin Mo'er skimmed Li Yu and said, "By the way, speaking of which, you saved Ye Ying, and I don't seem to have thanked you either, thank you." β
"Why are you so casual?"
"I'm casual on the surface, but I'm still very grateful in my heart, and I've always been grateful to you since the first day you saved Ye Ying."
"Oh? I don't see it, I really don't see it. β
Ye Xiaomeng said: "That, no matter what, I still have to thank you, and before, I'm sorry......"
Li Yu touched his chin and said, "Well, after all, Ye Ying and I have an unclean relationship, I can't watch her being burned to death by the fire." At the same time, I can't ignore the rest of the mall. β
ββ¦β¦ Ha? Ye Xiaomeng was stunned, what is an unclean relationship? ?
When he looked up, he found that his sister's little face was unusually crimson.
Suddenly opened his mouth wide in astonishment, and said, "Sister, you ......"
Then, he shouted, "Sister! No! You can't marry this man!! β
"Marry and marry, Xiaomeng, what are you talking nonsense!"
Ye Xiaomeng said angrily: "Sister, this man is not worthy of your life!" β
"Shshsh what, Xiaomeng, I don't know what you're talking about......"
Ye Xiaomeng said: "Sister, don't pretend!" I already knew you had someone you liked! You never tell me, but don't think I can't guess!