Chapter 144: The Alliance with Ye Xiaomeng
Ye Xiaomeng was surprised. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Ye Ying said: "Oh, this necklace, this is a Christmas gift from Mo'er. ”
Ye Xiaomeng said enviously: "Christmas gifts, it's so good." ”
looked at Lin Mo'er and said, "Sister Lily is so stingy, I only give my sister Christmas gifts, I have nothing, I hate Sister Lily the most!"
Lin Mo'er clenched her fists and said, "Li Yu, can I beat her?"
"Calm down, calm down, and I don't think you've necessarily beaten her!"
"I'm an adult, and I can't beat a minor?"
Li Yu said: "That's not the case, I mean, this Ye Xiaomeng is too eccentric, there are too many means, people may not fight you at all, and they will play you around." ”
Lin Mo'er groaned and said, "What you said seems to be true. ”
"Therefore, we must plan and discuss Ye Xiaomeng's task together, and we must not make mistakes. ”
"That's right, that's right, Li Yu, you're right. ”
……
Ye Xiaomeng said: "Sister, let's go home, I'm hungry." ”
Ye Ying nodded and said, "Okay, it's already past nine o'clock, let's go back." ”
"Hmm. ”
"Wait a minute!" said suddenly, Li Yu.
Ye Ying was puzzled: "Li Yu, what's wrong?"
Li Yu said, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?"
"That's right. ”
"Why don't you come to my house for a light meal? ”
Ye Ying's eyes lit up and said, "Okay." ”
Lin Mo'er whispered: "Hey, what is your idea for letting Ye Ying go to your house for dinner?"
"Do you think, today is Christmas, and in the West it is similar to our New Year, whose house is it particularly important to eat dinner, let's pull Ye Ying over, so that it can prove that we are more important to her?"
"That's right. ”
Ye Xiaomeng sighed in her heart and shouted, "No!"
Ye Ying was puzzled: "Why?"
"Uh, this, this ......" Ye Xiaomeng's eyes rolled, "Sister, this guy has bad intentions at first glance, and he asked you to go to his house for dinner so late, obviously there is an intention......! It hurts!"
Ye Ying made a straight face and said, "Xiaomeng, where did you learn these things, Li Yu is not such a person at all." ”
Lin Mo'er also hurriedly picked up Li Yu and said, "Yes, Li Yu is not such a person at all...... Is it?"
If you think about it carefully, isn't there a precedent for this guy! Take Ye Ying to open a room!
Could it be that this time, Li Yu did not have the purpose of "fighting the enemy together" at all, but really harbored an ulterior secret in his eyes?
Lin Mo'er suddenly glared at Li Yu angrily.
"I'm going too!"
"Hey, what are you doing!"
"What's the matter, it's such a big night, you can't let a girl go to your house to eat alone, it's too unsafe. ”
"Are the two girls safe? It turned out to be just one girl who was unlucky, and now it's two...... Well, I'm just using an analogy, not really, just a metaphor. ”
"If you have some ulterior motive, then I have to go!"
Ye Ying smiled: "Mo'er will go too, of course it's good." ”
Lin Mo'er said proudly: "I heard it, Ye Ying welcomes me very much." ”
Ye Xiaomeng, who was on the side, saw that the matter had been settled, and she was helpless, so she hurriedly shouted at this time: "Since you all go, then I will go too." ”
Li Yu said: "You can't. ”
"Why! Why can't I? You're discriminating! You're discriminating against minors! You're discriminating against women! I'm going to the Chinese Anti-Discrimination Association to sue you!"
Li Yu said speechlessly: "Is there such an association, do you think that you can make up a random one to trick me?"
"I don't care, why don't you let me go first!"
Li Yu said in a deep tone: "Ye Xiaomeng, think about it, it's a prime time now, what kind of little fresh meat TV series has already started, and there is no TV at home, so you better go home and chase the drama by yourself first." ”
Ye Xiaomeng immediately disdained: "I'm not a brain-dead star chaser, I don't like little fresh meat, I like a more mature, uncle's type." ”
Li Yu said: "My God, Ye Xiaomeng, how can you have this kind of thought! You don't know, it's because there are too many loli who have such thoughts as you, so many adults have become loli control and become criminals." ”
Ye Xiaomeng whispered: "Nonsense! That's just the lack of self-restraint in their hearts!"
"Okay, even if you don't chase stars, what about frozen eels? At eleven o'clock in the evening, a large ** friend website Guoqilong is about to start broadcasting, don't you watch it?"
"Cut, this girl is not a dead house!"
"There is a full-time ** anime today!"
"This girl is not a rotten girl!"
Li Yu said helplessly: "Okay, just tell me what you are." ”
Ye Xiaomeng said: "Hmph, this girl is an excellent student who loves to learn, so she will not be associated with all the bad temptations in the world." ”
Li Yu said speechlessly: "Ye Xiaomeng, you don't have a fever, come, let my brother touch it." ”
"Fuck off!
At this time, Lin Mo'er was a little entangled and said: "Li Yu, don't look at her like this, she is really a good student in school, and as far as I know, her academic performance is the top in the whole school." ”
Li Yu was stunned and said, "This is impossible!"
Tsai carefully looked at Ye Xiaomeng back and forth several times, and he didn't think that such a black-bellied little Lori turned out to be a good student!
"This can also be a good student, so wouldn't I be a five-bar?"
Ye Xiaomeng said proudly: "I'm a genius! Do you know a genius! As long as this girl reads a book casually before the exam, she can get a good score the next day, which is completely different from your group of mortals!"
Li Yulin Mo'er received a 10,000-point critical hit.
However, it seems that this critical attack also implicates others.
Ye Ying lost her eyes on the side and said: "Anyway, I'm a stupid, anyway, I'm a stupid......"
"Oh no!" Li Yu secretly screamed, as far as he knew, Ye Ying's grades in school were very average.
It's not that Ye Ying doesn't work hard enough in her studies, but she's really too stupid.
Originally, Li Yu didn't know why, but it turned out that the reason was here.
It turned out that Ye Xiaomeng absorbed Ye Ying's nutrients in her stomach, which is why she was so smart and Ye Ying, who was her sister, was so stupid (fog)
"Hey, it doesn't seem right, Ye Ying is a few years older than Ye Xiaomeng? Forget it, it doesn't matter, it's Ye Xiaomeng's fault anyway!"
Li Yu shouted: "Ye Xiaomeng, you see that you made your sister cry!"
Ye Xiaomeng was startled and said, "Ah!?" Seeing that although Ye Ying didn't really cry, she was in a very low mood, and immediately panicked.
"Sister, sister, I didn't mean that, I meant them, I meant that they were mortals, I didn't say you, my sister is the best in my heart. ”
Ye Ying muttered: "But in the hearts of others, I am just useless. ”
"How could it be, sister, you are beautiful!"
"Can you eat it as a meal if you look pretty......"
"Of course you can!"
"But I don't have any other advantages than this......"
Ye Xiaomeng was anxious and said, "How can it be, sister, you have many advantages, such as diligence, such as hard work, such as gentleness......"
"But I still didn't get admitted to Tsinghua ......"
Ye Xiaomeng was anxious and said, "But sister, you, ......"
Li Yu said: "But you have big breasts!"
“…… Huh?" Ye Ying was stunned, and then her little face turned red at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye.
He said angrily: "Li Yu, you stupid, what are you talking nonsense! How can this be regarded as an advantage!"
"Of course, this is an advantage!"
Ye Ying said: "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
Ye Xiaomeng said: "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
Li Yu complained: "Ye Xiaomeng, I didn't say you, what is your name." ”
Then, seemingly unintentionally, he glanced at Ye Xiaomeng's chest, and suddenly showed pity, and said, "I'm sorry Ye Xiaomeng, I was wrong, I shouldn't have mentioned this, don't worry, I will never mention it again in the future." ”
Ye Xiaomeng said angrily: "The soul is weak!!"
Li Yu took Ye Ying's little hand and said, "Okay, it's not too early, let's go." ”
"Hmm. ”
Lin Mo'er said, "I'll go too." He grabbed Li Yu's other hand.
Ye Xiaomeng was dumbfounded, when did Sister Lily become so friendly with this guy?
"Oh no, how did they go...... Hey, don't go, wait for me!"
Ye Xiaomeng hurriedly locked the door of the store and chased after it.
Li Yu said helplessly: "What are you doing here, and I didn't let you come." ”
"Hmph, of course I'm coming, who knows if you're going to do anything evil to my sister, I'm going to spy on you. ”
Li Yu said: "I'll go, are you embarrassed to say that, it's clear that you have been taking advantage of others from beginning to end, okay, I just pulled a little hand!"
"What is taking advantage of others, can things between sisters be called taking advantage? I call this love between sisters. ”
"Love between sisters, 666, 666, I didn't expect that although you look young, you are already an old driver. ”
"Hmph, of course!" Then, Ye Xiaomeng forcibly split the hands of the two and hugged Ye Ying's arm by herself.
"That's pretty much it. ”
Lin Mo'er gritted her teeth and said, "This little devil!" Then, he immediately let go of his hand, walked to Ye Ying's other side, and hugged Ye Ying's arm.
Only Li Yu was left walking alone......
The crowd passing by was immediately surprised: "What a beautiful girl." ”
"Those two girls are so beautiful, although the age next to them is a little younger, but it is also a future beauty embryo. ”
"Tsk, these three people, if only one of them could be my girlfriend, I would die happily. ”
"Cut, stop dreaming. ”
"That's it, dead Lolicon!"
"It's not Lolicon, it's a feminist!"
"Hey, look, there's a guy next to him?"
"I'll go, this back, it looks too lonely and cold. ”