Chapter 243: In society, my brother Yang, people don't talk much
Li Yu walked next to Ye Xiaomeng and said, "Xiaomeng, be good, you come and sit down obediently, my brother will be soon, it will be over soon." ”
Ye Xiaomeng blushed and said, "You stinky rascal!"
"Obviously you're a hooligan and you're more hooligan than me, okay!"
"I'm a girl, how can a girl be a hooligan!"
"At this time, I pretended to be pure again......"
Li Yu shook his head and leaned on Ye Xiaomeng's ear, not knowing what to say.
Ye Xiaomeng originally had a reluctant expression on her face, and then, after listening to Li Yu's words, she said, "...... Well, since you've said so, I'm going to reluctantly agree to you. ”
Passers-by: "Shall I go?"
"What kind of membrane method did this guy use?"
"Big breasted brother, you pill!"
However, everyone is indeed curious, is it true that qigong can still be transmitted?
If it really does, it makes a lot of sense!
Of course, first of all, Li Yu has to prove that this is really qigong!
Li Yu walked behind Ye Xiaomeng lightly, and under Ye Xiaomeng's slightly nervous expression, he put his two hands on Ye Xiaomeng's back.
"I'll go, this method of transmission is a bit LO. ”
"Shhhh ”
After a while, Li Yu withdrew his hand and said, "Okay." ”
"This, that's it?"
"You haven't reacted yet, okay?"
"Little girl, how do you feel now?"
Ye Xiaomeng showed a puzzled expression and said, "I don't feel anything ...... wrong."
"Ahem!"
Ye Xiaomeng had an intoxicated expression on her face and said, "Strength... I felt a force swimming within my body......"
“…… Why can't I understand what this little girl said?"
"It's... Could this be the legendary middle two disease?"
"Let's not talk about that, boss, are you really going to let your sister do the same? You may have done some protective preparations, or magic tricks, but what about your sister? You don't want to see your sister get hurt, do you?"
Li Yu said: "Don't worry, it won't!"
Seeing that Li Yu was so determined, it was difficult for everyone to say anything.
Ye Xiaomeng, remembering Li Yu's promise, took a deep breath and ...... lightly
With his hand, he lightly touched the pot, and then instantly put it back.
"Ahhh
Li Yuqi's nose twitched, and he said, "Ye Xiaomeng, do you dare to exaggerate your acting skills again?"
"Ahh ”
"If you don't take care of it well, forget about the previous things. ”
"Don't, don't!" Ye Xiaomeng panicked.
"Hurry up. ”
"Oh......" Ye Xiaomeng took a deep breath and slowly approached the mouth of the pot.
"What's that... Brother Li Yu... Can I regret it now?"
"No, you can't!"
Ye Xiaomeng showed an expression of wanting to cry and said, "But what if I regret it now?"
"Ye Xiaomeng, come on, for your brother, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"
"I bought a watch last year!"
"I bought a bag last year!"
"No matter! Fight!" Ye Xiaomeng closed her eyes and recalled Li Yu's former ups and downs, as well as all kinds of incredible things......
Plunge your hand into the hot pot!
"Ahh
Ye Xiaomeng screamed, and everyone present suddenly showed unbearable expressions.
However, in the next second, Ye Xiaomeng's voice stopped abruptly.
"Eh, isn't it hot? Eh? It really doesn't seem to be hot?"
Ye Xiaomeng opened her mouth wide, her face was full of incredulity, and she stretched out her hand from the pot, still holding a piece of corn in her hand.
There was a billowing heat on the corn, but Ye Xiaomeng's hands just didn't have anything to do!
The crowd was shocked!
"It can't be!"
"That young man succeeded just now, how can this little girl do it?"
"Could it be...... Is this really a transmission of gong?"
A curious person stepped forward, stretched out his hand, touched the temperature of the corn, was scalded in an instant, and took a breath of cool air.
This also made everyone more determined in their thoughts.
After all, is it impossible for everyone present to be trusted?
Even if it's really a trust, what is he trying to do? He is a corn seller, looking for such a trust, can he get back the cost of the corn he sells?
Would anyone do such a stupid thing?
However, the question arises again, why does he know qigong when he sells corn?
"Wait, maybe that's not right!"
"What's wrong?"
"It should be said that a qigong master came to the park to sell corn. ”
Everyone was stunned.
"That's a lot more reasonable!"
"A qigong master, who was idle, came to the park to sell corn, but we met him, and the qigong master showed his hand by the way...... How does this sound so similar? ”
"That's it...... Besides, why does this qigong master still look so young?"
"Wait, could it be that this master, who just looks young, is actually already an old man in his seventies and eighties?"
"It can't be!"
"Oh my God! If this is true, my three views will be finished from today!"
However, it is also possible that this master is very talented, so he became a master at a young age. ”
"Well, that's a possibility. ”
"Yes, after all, you see, this master also has a younger sister, his sister is so young, the master can't be too old. ”
"That's right. ”
"You all have a point......
"But...... It's confusing that you said that you are a good qigong master, and you have nothing to do with the park to sell corn......"
"That's it!"
"Alas, reality is always more strange than all, I also saw a news that a man's ** was arrested, and he got a pleasant goat tattoo on his back...... This incident was popular on the Internet a while ago, and it's been 6 times!"
"Holy, so 6?"
"666, my brother sheep in society, people don't talk much!"
Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of shock, and she looked at Li Yu.
Brother Li Yu is really a cultivator!
Li Yu said lightly: "Now, you can trust me, right?"
"Believe, believe!"
"Master, we were blind before, don't be like us!"
"Master, do you still accept apprentices? I really want to be your apprentice!"
Accidentally, the topic once again shifted to the convenience of the apprentice.
Li Yu muttered: "Well, this master doesn't accept apprentices, so don't think about it anymore." ”
"Ah, I see. ”
"Alas, it seems that I am a master and has no chance. ”
Li Yu said quietly: "Actually, I came today to sell corn, don't think too much, does anyone want to buy corn now?"
"Buy, buy, buy, I'll buy corn!"
"I buy corn too!"
What a time to get in touch with the Master!
"Okay, but I don't have much corn left, and I don't have a lot left. ”
"Alright, Master, I want them all. ”
"I'm sorry, but it's limited to one per person. ”
Everyone is confused, and the purchase is limited to one?
"It's this kind of operation, you like to buy it or not. ”
"A master is a master, with personality!
"Buy, buy, buy!"