Chapter 244: Malatang and 13 times
On the side, Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of envy and jealousy.
I thought that I had been shouting for a long time before, and only a few people came to buy it......
And now, Li Yu just performed "Qigong", which attracted so many people!
The comparison between the two is worlds apart!
Here, Li Yu's face was already smiling. Although the corn was not worth much when it was sold, he couldn't stop it, he was happy!
However, at this time, a passer-by suddenly exclaimed: "The water in this pot is not hot!"
The scene fell silent.
"What did you say?"
I saw that the man who had just spoken put his entire palm into the pot, and then took out his hand, but there was nothing to do with his hand.
The crowd was bewildered.
"What's going on?"
A passer-by walked over, tentatively put his hand in the pot, and was dumbfounded.
"The water in here...... It's really not hot!"
"What!?"
"No, this, how can this ......"
"That's right! I've touched it before, and this pot is hot!"
The man touched the pot, grinned, hurriedly withdrew his hand, and said, "This pot is hot, but the water is cold." ”
"I'm going to go! It's not scientific!"
"That's it, the pot is so hot, how can the water in it be cold?"
"If you don't believe it, try it yourself!"
When more and more people tried, everyone was dumbfounded, and then looked at Li Yu together.
Li Yu shrugged helplessly and said, "What, that's why I said it before, it's just a magic ......"
Everyone was suddenly confused, and then the corners of their mouths twitched.
I thought I was lucky enough to meet a qigong master! But Nima turned out to be a liar!!
"It all depends on what I'm doing, I've said it before, it's just a magic trick...... What are you doing!
Li Yu took out a certificate from his pocket and said, "Have you seen it? I have a certificate! Heart disease certificate! Who dares to beat me!"
"......" The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, where did this girl's tease come from!
"Alas, forget it, let's all withdraw. ”
"That's it, let's get out. ”
"It's not a loss to spend ten dollars to watch a magic show. ”
"Yes, besides, there is another corn to eat, don't say, this corn is really delicious, so what, boss, don't you want to bring me another one." ”
There are people who don't care, and there are people who care a lot about the details.
After all, Li Yu's previous "magic" had too many flaws!
There were also inquiries.
But they were all fooled by Li Yu.
Although everyone looked hesitant, few of them really took it seriously.
After all, it's just a magic trick, isn't it?
……
After the crowd dispersed, Ye Xiaomeng shouted: "Brother Li Yu, you deceive people!"
Li Yu said wrongly: "How did I deceive people?"
"You said it was a spell!"
"yes, it's a spell. ”
"You're a liar! This is clearly just magic! It's because I still believed in you so much before, and thought that you really passed on the gong to me, that I felt that the water was cold, so I didn't demolish you, and it turned out that the water was cold in the first place! You big liar!"
Li Yu said: "Well, I sold so much corn and made some money before, so what should I buy?"
"Brother Li Yu!"
"What for?"
"I... I like you!Can you be my boyfriend?" Ye Xiaomeng said with a shy face.
Li Yu glanced at it lightly, then looked away and said, "I can't." ”
Ye Xiaomeng's expression froze and said, "Why!?"
"Don't you like such a youthful, cute and invincible beautiful girl?"
"No, you're stupid as a pig. ”
"Well, people know that people are as cute as little pigs. ”
“……”
"Sister-in-law, don't say it, it was impossible for the two of us before. ”
"No, Romeo, what does it matter if the world cannot tolerate the affection between the two of us, how can those mortal people understand the love between the two of us?"
"No, people and pigs can't be together. ”
Ye Xiaomeng finally couldn't pretend anymore, and said, "You have a weak soul!!Where am I like a pig!!"
"So let's talk about how much we're going to spend today at noon and in the afternoon. ”
"Ahem, the weather is nice today. ”
……
Li Yu said: "Ahem, if someone can pinch my shoulders and back and massage my body, it's not that I can't let you have another meal at night." ”
Ye Xiaomeng's eyes lit up, and then, her voice was soft and crisp: "Brother~Let the Lun family come to massage you~"
"Well, well, good, good, go on, go on. ”
Ye Xiaomeng's heart was full of complaints, but she didn't dare to show it on her face.
In the end, Li Yu said happily: "Well, yes, yes, for the sake of selling corn and selling a lot of money, I will invite you to have another meal in the evening." ”
"Oh yes!"
"Well, strings of incense, spicy hot, you choose!"
Ye Xiaomeng's expression froze.
"Skewers of incense?
Ye Xiaomeng said sadly: "What about the five-star buffet that I said!!"
Li Yu knocked Ye Xiaomeng's little head and said, "I'm still full of Han!"
"Cut! I like to knock people's heads!"
"I don't just like to knock, I thought I kneaded it!"
"Don't rub my head, I'm not a kid anymore......"
"Yes, you're in the fifth grade this year, so you're an adult. ”
After some teasing, Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of grief and indignation.
"You're enough, can you just eat as much as you want, as you please, and ravage me?"
"That's right. ”
"You're enough! I, Ye Xiaomeng, am also dignified!"
Li Yu said lightly: "Two meals." ”
“…… I, I, Ye Xiaomeng, am also dignified. ”
"Forget it. ”
"You don't play according to the routine!
"No, just two meals, two spicy hotpots, or a small hot pot, choose your own. ”
Ye Xiaomeng suddenly fell into a deep groan.
"Is it better to have two meals of Malatang, or a small hot pot, in terms of value, it seems that the small hot pot is higher, etc., it also depends on what kind of small hot pot it is, if it is a small hot pot of ten yuan, it is similar to Malatang, if it is the kind with meat, it is obviously stronger than Malatang, but I suddenly want to eat Malatang...... But I don't want to be beaten thirteen times at night. ”
"Forget it, it's still spicy, I don't believe that Brother Li Yu dares to beep me!"
Well, in fact, it doesn't matter if you beep.
Ye Xiaomeng didn't admit that the last paragraph was what she thought!
"By the way, Brother Li Yu, you see, it's still so long before the evening, why don't we go to other places to play first." ”
Li Yu touched his chin and said, "Oh? ”
Ye Xiaomeng blinked and said, "You agreed? Brother Li Yu, did you promise? I originally thought you wouldn't agree." ”
"Well, that's good, I'll change the main ......"
"Wait, wait, don't!"
Ye Xiaomeng became excited and said, "Okay, I've decided!
……