The rich aroma soon spread throughout the room, and the food was still steaming, especially the roast suckling pig placed in the middle, which was so oily that it made people's mouths water.

Li Dacheng looked at the table of food in front of him, dumbfounded, and dumbfounded. What's going on?

In this case, there are generally two possibilities: one is the takeaway ordered, and the other is the surprise given by the girlfriend. But takeaway Li Dacheng hasn't had time to bark yet, and he is a single dog, so these two possibilities are absolutely impossible. In that case, then the rest is the possibility that was previously thought impossible.

Don't

Bite!

WeChat is coming again.

Li Dacheng hurriedly picked up the mobile phone that fell on the ground, only to see that the old man sent him another message.

"God, you took the thing?"

Li Dacheng was stunned for a moment, looked up at the food in front of him, thought about it, and tentatively replied.

"What, can't you?"

"Okay, okay, this is supposed to be for you. The old slave is a mortal, and he doesn't know how to send things to you. It's great that you can pick it up yourself, I don't know what else you need, and the old slave will prepare it for you. Li Lianying hurriedly knelt on the ground and bowed to the sky vigorously, for fear that her ignorance would anger God. At the same time, I was secretly glad in my heart, fortunately, I didn't leak God's affairs before, otherwise God would know about it, and I wouldn't just disappear and take it away like an offering?

Li Lianying over there was honestly frightened, but Li Dacheng here was dumbfounded.

Listening to the old man's meaning, it seems that the things over there have really disappeared. In order to determine this, Li Dacheng sent a WeChat message to the old man again.

"Prepare another jar of wine. ”

"Yes, yes, God, the old slave will go and prepare. ”

Li Lianying hurriedly got up from the ground, rushed into the house, took out the Ruyi Changsheng wine that he had treasured for many years, and put it in the place where the table had just been placed, and he himself knelt down quickly, for so many years, he knelt well, and he practiced it perfectly, and there was no one in the palace who knelt more quickly and standardly than him.

"God, the wine is ready, come and get it. ”

Li Dacheng saw the words sent by the old man, and there was a picture below, which was a gray-brown jar with a red cloth wrapped on it. Li Dacheng didn't say a word, and immediately reached out and clicked on the picture, and the picture moved directly to the 'discovery' column, and then a small red dot appeared next to the 'discovery', which is a sign of an update.

Li Dacheng entered the 'Discovery' again, found the 'Shopping' column with a red dot, clicked in, and found that the picture of the meal was gone, replaced by a picture of a jar of wine, and the price was also marked below: 50 taels of silver.

Purchase, enter password, confirm ...... You have successfully made the payment and the transaction is complete.

Li Dacheng slowly raised his head, only to see that in front of him, there was an extra jar of wine at some point, which was exactly the same as in the photo.

Oh my god.

What a thing!

Li Dacheng was stupefied by this strange scene, and sat directly on the ground. He couldn't help but recall some of the customs he had seen in the countryside before, who had died, who burned yellow paper to burn offerings and paper burners, hoping that the deceased relatives would receive it in another world.

Thinking of this, Li Dacheng felt a cool breeze on the back of his neck, as if he was tied to a soul hook chain, and suddenly felt a thrill, and couldn't help but look back, but he didn't find the cow's head and horse face.

The more Li Dacheng thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, not to mention whether the dead man over there could use WeChat on his mobile phone, he had no relationship with the old man and had no reason, why did people burn things for him?

Bite!

"God, how is the wine, are you still satisfied?"

Li Dacheng looked at the information in the WeChat of his mobile phone blankly, knowing that this was a smartphone, but it was too smart, right? It's really unthinkable, nothing can't be done. Even the ancients can search for it, and it can also be connected and transmitted, my big WeChat is too good, right?

As a science and engineering Wang, Li Dacheng couldn't help but have another question in his heart. How does it work?

Einstein's theory of relativity?WeChat transmission rotates around the earth at more than the speed of light, turning back time?

Li Dacheng once heard a joke about the theory of relativity. When a person is naked** and runs around a tree at the speed of light, he may reach himself.

Li Dacheng inexplicably felt a tightness of chrysanthemums, the WeChat team really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and was able to control the fourth dimensional time outside the three-dimensional space as he wanted, and WeChat Xi Shi Diao Chan is not a dream.

Wait a minute!

Since everything is true, in this way, the people who are nearby in WeChat search are not uncles and aunts who show affection, but really Cixi and Li Lianying?

fainted, and accidentally got involved with the big eunuch.

By the way, the other party seems to have said before that Galeries Lafayette hyaluronic acid likes it very much, so the other party really received the hyaluronic acid stock solution at that time, what is going on?

He was able to receive things because Li Lianying had offered 10,000 taels of silver before, and then the silver went into his change account in the form of red envelopes, and he used the silver to buy it. But how did Li Lianying get the hyaluronic acid stock solution?

Li Dacheng suddenly remembered the reminder text message he received after taking a photo of hyaluronic acid in the morning, as well as the value-added business fee of 180 yuan. 180 yuan, it seems to be the price of that bottle of hyaluronic acid stock solution. Don't......

Li Dacheng reached out and touched his body, and finally took out a lighter, this Zhibao lighter was bought when he was in college, and it cost hundreds of yuan. Li Dacheng opened the photo in WeChat, took a photo of Zhibao's lighter, and then sent it to Li Lianying.

"Huh!"

The Zhibao lighter placed on the ground suddenly disappeared in front of Li Dacheng's eyes, and then a text message was received on the mobile phone: Dear customer, your credit limit has been used up and has been shut down, and it is now impossible to make calls, please pay the fee in time......

Li Dacheng hurriedly logged in to the official website of Unicom, checked the phone bill records, and in the column of value-added business expenses, there was 180 yuan that he saw before, and now there is another value-added service fee of 460 yuan.

Yes, that's the price of the lighter.

Understood, Li Dacheng understood. He mailed things to Li Lianying, and he would add value-added business fees, and he would consume as much value-added business fees as the mailed things were worth. In the same way, what Li Lianying mailed him, how much was worth at that time, he had to consume as much silver taels as he wanted to buy.

Think about what a good cow B said.

Fortunately, this Li Lianying offered the 10,000 taels of silver rewarded by Cixi with the meal, otherwise he would not have gotten anything now, and he would not have discovered the function of these cattle forks in WeChat.

In this way, this big eunuch is quite kind and did not swallow the money privately.

Since a eunuch is so generous, he can't be stingy. Li Dacheng still had a few hundred yuan left in his bank card, and all of them were charged with the phone bill. Soon, the SMS reminder came, and the phone was ready to use again.

Bite!

"God, what is this? Heavenly things, old slaves don't know how to use them. ”

Looking at WeChat, Li Dacheng hurriedly sent a message, thinking that the big eunuch Li Lianying on the other side was still a little excited.

"This baby is called a lighter, open the lid, quickly slide the gear with your finger, and it will burst into flames. If the lid is closed, the fire will disappear. ”

After Li Lianying heard this, she opened the metal lid on it according to God's instructions, and then slid a gear-like thing with her fingers and forced.

"Poof"

"Oh my God. ”

The flames burst out, Li Lianying was startled and threw the lighter directly on the ground, but after seeing that the flames were still burning, her eyes immediately lit up.

What a fantastic baby!

Li Lianying hurried over, carefully picked up the baby, and looked at it seriously. Could it be that this is the legendary Heavenly Fire? The things in the sky are really more powerful than the mortal world, and the heavenly fire will appear at any stroke, and this treasure is much easier to use than the fire fold.

"Thank God. Li Lianying hurriedly said, then closed the lid and put it in her sleeve to put it away, "God, the hyaluronic acid thing...... Lafayette likes it so much, and the old slave can't help it, so please give the old slave some more. ”

Li Dacheng looked out the window, it was already dark, the supermarket was closed, and the most important thing was that there was not much left in his phone bill, and he couldn't pass it on a few times, after all, hyaluronic acid was not cheap.

"The hour is getting late, I'm going to rest, and I'll give it to you tomorrow." However, you need to prepare some good things to offer. ”

God still needs to rest? Li Lianying was stunned, thinking about it, there are so many things in the world, which one should not worry about God? A great Qing country makes the Queen Mother Lafayette feel unpresentable, let alone the whole world?

"Thank you, God, the old slave will not forget your great kindness. ”

Yes!

Li Dacheng jumped up from the sofa excitedly, it was really a heifer to the South Pole -- Niu B reached the extreme! In the future, with this WeChat that can connect time and space, it is not Heifer who has a world conference, and if you want more cow B, you will have more cow B?

Looking at the table full of food, Li Dacheng's eyes sparkled, Li Lianying served it, isn't that what the imperial dining room is about?

Li Dacheng stretched out his hand to pick up the steaming roast suckling pig and took a big bite.

Well, incense!

One bite down, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, full of oil, one more point is too mushy, one less point is not crispy, and it is the right time to bake. It is worthy of being produced by the imperial dining room, and what the emperor eats is good.

Hmph, let's be the emperor tonight!

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