"The Queen Mother Lafayette is auspicious. ”

In Chuxiu Palace, Li Lianying walked into the house quickly, knelt down respectfully outside the door of the inner room, and her head was close to the ground.

On the royal kang in the house, there is a middle-aged woman, thin figure, fine facial features, wearing a phoenix hairpin, wearing an apricot yellow silk embroidered phoenix peony robe with a round neckline, a pair of pink satin embroidered bamboo butterfly carp pattern flower pot bottom shoes under her feet, holding a string of red sandalwood Buddha beads in her slender hands, and muttering something in her mouth.

Hearing the voice, Cixi paused slightly in her hand, and while continuing to count the Buddha beads, she pulled a long voice and said, "It's Xiao Lizi, come in." ”

"Yes. ”

Li Lianying quickly got up from the ground, hunched her waist, lowered her head, crossed the threshold, and walked in.

"Queen Mother Lafayette, the old slave over there in the imperial dining room has already been there, according to your instructions, let them make something light and send it over. ”

Cixi sighed lightly when she heard this, shook her head and said, "What is light and not light, the mourning family just has no appetite." After speaking, he opened his eyes, and in his dim eyes, there was a little melancholy, and his heart was heavy. "Recently, for some reason, I always think of the days with the former emperor from time to time, but I didn't expect that more than 30 years have passed, and the mourning family is going to be sixty years old, old man, alas!"

"Queen Mother Lafayette, you are not old, you are still young, look at the people in the palace, which one can compare to you? What about sixty, you can still live to be a thousand years old, ten thousand years old. When the time comes, the old slave will still be by your side and serve you. Li Lianying said happily.

"A thousand years old, ten thousand years old, what has become of the mourning family?" After Cixi heard this, her face, which had been stiff, finally showed a smile.

"It is Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, our Lafayette of the Qing Dynasty, and the Lafayette of the world. Li Lianying complimented.

Cixi's heart was full of joy, and her mood was a little better, and she said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva will not change, but the mourning family is getting older and older, and when I looked in the mirror this morning, even the mourning family himself was startled, and there was another wrinkle in the corner of his eye." There are also a lot of rouges that come from all over the country, so why don't you have a good one?"

An elderly woman, who doesn't care about her appearance, even if it's a wrinkle or a gray hair, she will care very much. When people are old, their hearts can not be old, but their appearance will definitely be old.

When Li Lianying heard this, she knew that her opportunity to express her position had come, so she hurriedly stepped forward and said flatteringly, "Queen Mother Lafayette, the rouge of tribute is a mortal thing after all, how can it be worthy ......of you?"

"What is this?" Cixi glanced at the glass bottle curiously.

"This is glass ......" Li Lianying was about to say with her eyebrows fluttering, but she felt that the name hyaluronic acid was not good, it was urine and acid here, it was really difficult to get into the elegant hall, if there was another smell, would she not be beaten to death by a stick?

Li Lianying secretly regretted in her heart, she knew that this was the case, she should have opened it in advance and smelled it, blaming herself for being too anxious, and the dog's stomach couldn't hold two taels of sesame oil.

"Bo what?"

"This is the treasure of the Persian country, and I heard that this thing can not only beautify the skin, but also have the effect of rejuvenation. The old slave didn't know whether it was true or not, so he sent someone to Persia to get such a gadget. Li Lianying was in a hurry and made up a reason casually.

As for God's affairs, he didn't dare to say it, as the so-called: there are gods three feet above his head. If God really knows about it, in a fit of anger, reward him with five thunderbolts, wouldn't it be self-defeating?

"The treasure of the Persian country?" Cixi's eyes lit up, she took it in her hand and measured it carefully, and said with a smile, "No wonder it is packed in glass bottles, unlike our Great Qing Kingdom, which uses porcelain bottles." As he spoke, he tore off the outer packaging, twisted the lid open, and sniffed at his nose.

Li Lianying on the side stared at it deadly, nervous to the extreme, but don't let it smell like urine.

"Well, yes, the aroma is very special, and the mourning family has never smelled this fragrance. Cixi nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Li Lianying and said, "Little Lizi, I've bothered you." In this Forbidden City, you still have the most mourning for your family. “

"It's the duty of a minion. Li Lianying hurriedly said modestly.

"Why don't you try it now?" "How can you use this baby?" Cixi asked with the bottle, "Internal or external?"

Oops!

Li Lianying's heart tightened, and she only cared about asking for things, and she forgot to ask God how to use this thing. Seeing that the Queen Mother seemed to want to drink, Li Lianying hurriedly said, "Queen Mother Lafayette, this baby should be used externally, why don't you help the old slave rub it on your hands first and try the effect?" If it is used externally, it will kill you if you take it internally. Lafayette really wants to have three long and two short, and the emperor still doesn't divide his five horses into corpses, crush his bones and scatter ashes!

"Quick. Cixi nodded.

Li Lianying hurriedly took the bottle, poured some on her fingers, and then rubbed it on the back of the Queen Mother's outstretched hand, just like she usually gives the Queen Mother a beauty massage. It doesn't take long for the liquid to penetrate into the skin very quickly.

"Yes, that's good. Cixi's eyes widened, with a satisfied smile on her face, and she said, "It looks smooth and smooth, it feels elastic to the touch, it feels refreshing and not greasy, it seems to be full of moisture, what a magical treasure." Good, good, good!"

Say the important thing three times!

After Li Lianying heard the words of the Queen Mother Lafayette, she breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and finally smiled on her nervous face.

"The effect of wiping your hands is so good, if you wipe it on your face, you are not ten or twenty years younger?" Cixi was happy, looked at Li Lianying and said, "Little Lizi, your baby is very good, and the mourning family is very happy today." Li Lianying listened to the order. ”

"Queen Mother. Li Lianying hurriedly knelt on the ground.

"Li Lianying, who has served meritoriously, will give a yellow coat, 10,000 taels of silver, and 100 horses of silk and satin......"

"Empress Dowager Xie. Li Lianying hurriedly kowtowed and thanked her.

"Little Lizi, send someone to Persia to buy more of this treasure, and if there are any new things on the way, you should buy them back. ”

Li Lianying was stunned for a moment, and asked for it? This is a heavenly thing, how can you say that you can buy it. Li Lianying secretly glanced at the Queen Mother, Lafayette was happy, but he couldn't defeat Lafayette's prosperity. It seems that for the sake of today's plan, I can only ask God to show mercy again.

"The old slave obeyed. ”

……

"Smack"

Late at night, Li Dacheng dragged his tired body home, and the whole person fell heavily on the sofa, never wanting to get up again.

Exhausted!

After a busy day, I didn't even drink hot water on a cold day, and I didn't eat lunch and dinner. In the past, I thought that there were few express mails, and I was idle for half a day, but now I can do it well, and I can't wait to use it for two days a day, and I want to kill someone.

Gollum...... Gollum......

The stomach kept growling, as if he was protesting to Li Dacheng.

Li Dacheng looked at his deflated stomach and asked him to go out now, it was absolutely impossible, but his stomach was screaming with hunger now, and he couldn't sleep when he lay down, so after thinking about it, he had to take out his mobile phone and prepare to order a takeout nearby.

bite

As soon as the traffic opened, there was a WeChat ringtone. Li Dacheng was casual and immediately entered the dialog box with Li Lianying. I haven't talked for so long, and the old man has sent a lot of WeChat.

"God, can you hear the old slave?"

"The hyaluronic acid you gavetail, Lafayette likes it very much, is very happy, and gives the old slave a lot of things. ”

"It's just that Lafayette still wants, God, can you help the old slave again, Lafayette's reward, the old slave does not dare to swallow alone, especially late at night to kill the pig and put the case, ten thousand taels of silver tickets, enshrined here, if you see, hope to be fairy, the old slave is grateful, unforgettable. ”

Under a few paragraphs, there is also a picture, Li Dacheng clicked on it casually, only to see a four-plan plan, full of meals, and a roast suckling pig in the middle, the color is like amber, burnt red and translucent, making Li Dacheng swallow his saliva, isn't this pulling hatred? There are a few pieces of paper pressed under the wine jar, and a middle-aged man is kneeling in front of the table, putting incense and wax, with a pious face, quite like that.

The old man really knows how to play.,Where are these downloaded pictures?

The WeChat ringtone rang again.

Li Dacheng saw that Li Lianying actually gave him a red envelope. Li Dacheng likes to grab red envelopes, all kinds of groups and all kinds of robberies, but the red envelopes sent to him alone, it is the first time I have met him, it seems that the old man is a cheerful person, not bad money, sure enough, a good person has a good reward, Li Dacheng quickly clicked on the red envelope, and immediately popped up an interface.

Li Lianying's red envelope

Wishing you prosperity and great luck!

10,000 taels of silver.

Change has been deposited and can be used to send red envelopes.

"Ah, 10,000 taels of silver? Now WeChat is so fun, have they changed the yuan to silver taels?"

Curious, Li Dacheng hurriedly entered my wallet, and sure enough, I saw the words 10,000 silver under the change.

Uncle is so rich! 11,000 red envelopes, and the uncle is not so happy. Uncle, you are my own uncle!

At this time, WeChat sent a reminder again.

"Your shopping features are turned on, welcome to it. ”

Wasn't it there before, is it a version update?

Li Dacheng was curious, clicked in, and there was only one picture in it, which was the photo that the old man had just sent him, and there was a price tag below: 100 taels of silver.

What's going on?

Li Dacheng is cheap, click to the buy button, confirm, enter the password, and immediately show that the payment is successful 100 taels of silver, you have successfully paid, and the transaction is completed.

Hey, why didn't there be any reaction? Could it be that this is a newly developed game on WeChat, and the old man gave him all game currency?

Just when he was wondering, Li Dacheng suddenly smelled a fragrant smell, and the gluttonous worms in his stomach were immediately hooked out.

Li Dacheng looked up and saw that there was an extra table of food in front of him, which was exactly the same as the picture sent by the old man.

Ahh

Li Dacheng hurriedly rubbed his eyes with his hands, and muttered silently in his heart: Hallucination, hallucination, must be an illusion.

When he took his hand away and opened his eyes again, he found that the food was still there, could it be that he was dreaming?

"Smack!"

Li Dacheng stretched out his hand and gave himself a big mouth.

Damn, it hurts!

"Smack"

The phone fell to the ground, and Li Dacheng was stupid.

It's not a dream!

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