Sitting on the off-road vehicle, the second dog was excited. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Damn! Luxury cars are different!

"Boy, come down and let this seat have a meeting. ”

"Will you drive it?" Li Yu said disdainfully.

Ergouzi suddenly felt that his arrogant identity was insulted, and shouted: "This seat is the king of the autumn famous roller coaster in ancient times!

"Okay, then let you try, see what you say if you overturn"

So he parked his car and switched places with Ergouzi.

The car started slowly, and Li Yu's eyes widened slightly. Not to mention, as a dog, Ergouzi actually drove really well.

Li Yu paused slightly and said, "Okay, I thought you would only open three rounds." ”

The second dog said disdainfully: "What is the three wheels, you haven't seen this horse ride yet!"

"Damn, horseback riding, a dog riding a horse?666!"

"Guo Degang, Guo Degang ......"

It was too beautiful to look at.

The car slowly stopped in front of a red light, Li Yu pouted, and said, "I thought you were going to run a red light!"

"Damn! I'm not stupid! I'm a good law-abiding boy!"

"Good old dog?"

"I bought a watch last year!"

While waiting for the red light at the intersection, a roadster slowly drove past the lane next to me.

In the convertible, a young man laughs at his phone, not knowing what he's doing.

Li Yu glanced at it and said speechlessly: "The current luxury car, why is it becoming less and less valuable, why did you just walk one and meet another." ”

The second dog was puzzled: "Boy, what is he doing?"

Li Yu said lightly: "Oh, it's live." ”

Ergouzi was shocked: "Live broadcast?

Li Yu paused slightly and said, "The live broadcast is more complicated to explain. ”

"Cut!" Ergouzi disdained, "I won't see it myself." He opened the window and poked his head out.

……

"Hey, friends, hello everyone, welcome to watch this baby's live broadcast, long time no see, did they miss me. ”

"I think about it, baby, I want to kill you!"

"Love you to death, baby!"

"Upstairs it's all 666."

He said, "Hey, let's not talk much, today's journey is ......"

The second dog suddenly put his head into the convertible sports car and said, "Dude, what are you doing?"

The man was so frightened that he almost jumped up from his seat and said, "it, I'm scared to death baby!"

And the camera of the mobile phone is also very coincidental, and the two dogs were filmed in.

"Damn! Such a big dog's head!

", where did this dog come from?"

"This baby doesn't know either!" looked at the second dog, and suddenly his expression froze, "!?"

"What did this baby see? A dog is driving!?"

"?"

“666，666.”

"Baby, you're scared and confused, how can a dog drive!"

"I don't believe you can see for yourself!" he took his phone and turned the camera around.

However, before the camera could turn, the second dog was furious and shouted, "You are the dog!

Wangwangwang——————

Immediately startled the man.

Fortunately, the green light was on, and the man was so frightened that he stepped on the accelerator and escaped.

"Damn, count you kid running fast!" Ergouzi said, "What kind of thing, the camera plus the words floating past, that's a live broadcast?"

Li Yu said: "Ah, that's the live broadcast. During the live broadcast, the audience can see that those words are the complaints or opinions of the audience after seeing them. And the person who does the live stream is called a streamer online. ”

"Anchor?" Ergouzi wondered, "Is there a hierarchy of anchors?"

"Of course, there are, anchors are also divided into big anchors and small anchors, small anchors may only have tens of millions of fans, big anchors may have hundreds of thousands of millions, and even tens of millions of fans. ”

Ergouzi was startled and said, "There are so many fans in the groove, wait a minute, is there any money to be made?"

"Yes, there are tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, and millions of dollars a month. ”

"Damn, millions!?" the second dog went crazy.

"There are fans and money, this profession is too good!!" his eyes became hot, he licked his lips, and said: "If those ancient gods who lived by faith knew about it, they would not die of greed." ”

Licked his lips and said, "Boy, I also want to be an anchor, you get a live broadcast for this seat." ”

Li Yu's face was full of disgust, and he said, "What?

The second dog was dissatisfied: "What, does the anchor have a racial requirement?"

Li Yu was stunned and said: "That's not true, people and dogs can be anchors." ”

"That's it!

……

Wait, boy, are you scolding me?"

Li Yu held back a smile and said, "No, no, how dare I scold you." ”

"Hmph, it's pretty much the same, boy, tell you, you do me a favor, and when I become a big star and a big anchor in the future, you will definitely be indispensable. ”

Li Yu said: "You can be an anchor if you want, but there is a question, what are you broadcasting?"

Ergouzi asked, "What do ordinary anchors broadcast live?"

"It's usually singing, dancing, telling jokes and stuff like that. ”

"Cut, what's the difference between this and performing arts, what kind of anchor is this!" Ergouzi said disdainfully.

Ergouzi's eyes lit up and said, "If you let this seat come to the live broadcast, this seat will definitely broadcast a hot thing!"

"For example?"

"For example, live broadcast to give birth, what do you think?" Ergouzi showed a squinting expression on his face, "I can let people all over the world see the majesty of this seat, and I am a little excited to think about it." ”

"Damn!" Li Yu screamed, "You're too perverted!"

"You know a! Men have to prove themselves by strength!"

"But you're just a dog. ”

"This seat is a Langya fairy beast! If you say that this seat is a dog, this seat is going to go crazy!!"

Li Yu sneered: "Hehe, let me remind you, even if you have this idea, I'm afraid it won't work." ”

"Why?"

"Because there are so many people in this world who think the same way as you, and now it has been explicitly banned from the website. And because of the spread of ** pornography, this group of people has already gone to jail. ”

The second dog was stunned: "Prison?"

"Prison is a terrible place, there is a song that describes prison, chrysanthemums, bruises, your smile has yellowed ......"

The second dog was excited, and said, "Damn!"

His eyes were horrified, "The prison is such a terrifying place, this seat must not go to prison!"

"That's good, you can rethink a normal live broadcast content that is not illegal. ”

Ergouzi's face was full of depression, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed: "Eh, wait a minute, boy, what you just said is a human being, this seat is a Langya Immortal Beast, does this regulation also have provisions for non-human existence?"

Li Yu said: "What you said makes sense when I go......

I don't know, but I don't think a normal person would want to see anything non-human. ”

The second dog was not convinced, and said, "What if it exists." People still have dreams, what if they come true? ”

Li Yu said: "Okay, then you can gamble, the chance of your dream coming true is one percent, and if you fail, the chrysanthemums will be broken and the ground will be injured." ”

The second dog was excited, and said: "Damn, then, forget it, the luck of this seat has always been bad." ”

……

After a long silence, Ergouzi said, "By the way, it's always okay for this seat to talk about the previous experience, right? There's no rule that you can't tell stories, right?"

"Oh, not really, but what do you have to say. ”

Ergouzi said proudly: "This seat has experienced a lot of things before, and what participated in the battle against the sky and the battle of destruction, this seat has played an important role in it."

Boy, don't you know, if it weren't for this seat, the world would have been a loess now, where would the current prosperity come from. These things can be talked about for ten days and eight nights. ”

Li Yu's face was full of contempt, and he said, "You can really brag!"

The second dog shouted, "Wangwang!

"Hehe, what are you cultivating in this Qi refining period, what do you want me to believe in you!"

"Wangwang! The Qi Refining Period is only temporary! The original cultivation of this seat is the realm of the heavens!"

"No matter what realm you are, now you have a big problem.

How do you tell a true story or a made-up story? Can others understand it?"

The second dog was stunned for a moment, with a stunned expression on his face, and said, "This ......"

The second dog was stunned for a long time, and then looked at Li Yu.

After a while, he patted Li Yu with his paw and said, "Then let's do it, kid, you have an idea, help this seat, and I will make nine of you when the time comes." ”

Li Yu said speechlessly: "Get out! I'll help you so much?"

"You can't do it any more!"

"Get out!"

"You're two!

"You're only two!"

Li Yu was speechless and said: "Save it, I can't help you, let's not talk about whether I can help you, even if I can, what effect do you think a talking dog will cause in the world?"

Ergouzi touched his chin and said, "Well, the whole world was shocked, and then found out that it was a legendary fairy beast, crying and shouting and begging to be my little brother?"

"You're doing a good daydream. ”

Li Yu shook his head and said, "If someone really finds a talking dog, they will definitely dissect and study you as soon as possible." ”

The second dog was excited, and said, "What? Solution? That can't work, no, no!" shook his head like an electric fan.

……

After a while, Ergouzi sighed and said, "Boy, what do you think is better for this live broadcast?"

Li Yu said speechlessly: "I don't know, I'll open the live broadcast and watch it yourself." ”

Li Yu opened the APP, and suddenly, all kinds of live broadcasts jumped out.

Among them, the number of live broadcasts of games with masturbation is the largest.

Ergouzi's eyes lit up and said, "Hey, what is this?"

Li Yu said: "This is a game, also known as masturbation, and it is very popular now." ”

The second dog shouted: "Okay! This seat has decided! This seat wants to play games! This seat wants to masturbate! This seat wants to be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of life!"

"You pull it down, where did you learn it, do you know what the CEO means?"

The second dog said: "Boss, boss, I want to!"

"Made, she only calls me boss when she asks for help. ”

Li Yu said speechlessly: "If you want to play and go to an Internet café, generally Internet cafes have cameras and can also broadcast live." ”

"Then let's go to the Internet café now!"

Li Yu touched his trouser pocket and said, "Wait a minute, I don't have any change on me, I have to go to the bank first." ”

Ergouzi's face was full of incredulity, and he said, "Didn't your little brother just give you a few million!?"

Li Yu said: "You can't use bank cards in Internet cafes, and the value is too big, and a thousand is enough for you to use it for at least a month." ”

Ergouzi's eyes lit up, and he said, "A thousand yuan is enough for a month? ”

His eyes sneaked into Li Yu's wallet.

Li Yu immediately noticed it, and said angrily: "What are you looking at?

The second dog was debunked at once, and said embarrassedly: "No, no, how can it be." ”

Li Yu snorted coldly: "It's good if you know, if you dare to steal my wallet, I will send you to prison for you to reflect on." ”

The second dog was excited, and said, "Don't worry, boss, I will never do that kind of thing!"

……

After that, the two went to the nearest bank.

It's a coincidence that it's the one that was robbed before.

Getting out of the car, Li Yu said: "You follow me, be honest, otherwise the bank will definitely kick you out." ”

Ergouzi said: "Boss, don't worry, you still don't believe me." ”

Li Yu said disdainfully: "I don't believe it because it's you." ”

As soon as I walked into the bank, the bank security guard came over and said, "Hello sir, the bank does not allow pets to enter." ”

Li Yu said: "My dog doesn't bite. ”

The security guard persuaded: "Sir, this is not a question of biting or not biting, the key is that this is the bank's regulations." ”

Li Yu said: "The regulations are dead, people are alive, and besides, you see, I am on a dog leash." ”

The security guard said, "Sir, please don't embarrass me, okay......"

Li Yu sighed and said, "Okay, okay." ”

The security guard breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Yu turned around and skillfully wrapped the mouth of the second dog with a dog leash.

“…… Sir, what are you?" the security guard looked confused.

Li Yu said: "Look, he won't be able to bite people in this way." ”

The corner of the security guard's mouth twitched, and at this time, he happened to see the bank manager and shouted: "Manager, manager, I have encountered a little sudden situation here, this gentleman is going to bring his pet dog into our bank." ”

The manager came over and persuaded: "Hello sir, our bank is not ......"

The sound stopped abruptly.

The bank manager had an incredulous expression on his face and exclaimed, "Is it you!?

"Robbers?" Li Yu looked confused.

He remembered that he had indeed met three stupid robbers at this bank before, and later pretended to be their accomplices.

Could it be that I have been misunderstood?

Li Yu explained: "You misunderstood, I am not in a group with them, you see that I am not okay now." ”

"You escaped from prison!?" the manager looked shocked, and now he could only think of this answer.