The corner of the security guard's mouth twitched, and at this time, he happened to see the bank manager and shouted: "Manager, manager, I have encountered a little sudden situation here, this gentleman is going to bring his pet dog into our bank." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The manager came over and persuaded: "Hello sir, our bank is not ......"

The sound stopped abruptly.

The bank manager had an incredulous expression on his face and exclaimed, "Is it you!?

"Robbers?" Li Yu looked confused.

He remembered that he had indeed met three stupid robbers at this bank before, and later pretended to be their accomplices.

Could it be that I have been misunderstood?

Li Yu explained: "You misunderstood, I am not in a group with them, you see that I am not okay now." ”

"You escaped from prison!?" the manager looked shocked, and now he could only think of this answer.

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he just wanted to explain.

Suddenly, a figure appeared behind the bank manager, holding a thick, large, hard object against his waist.

"Don't move!"

Suddenly, the bank manager was scared.

"Hero, don't, don't kill me. ”

"Shut up!"

The bank manager suddenly closed his mouth.

The man looked fierce and said, "How did you find me?"

What was discovered? The bank manager looked confused.

Suddenly, a spirit, as if aware of something, exclaimed, "You are his comrade!?"

"Shut up, I'll shoot you if you make any more noise!"

At this time, the rest of the bank also noticed this, and they all looked terrified.

"Raise your hands for me, or I'll kill him!"

The man put one hand around the bank manager's neck, and the other hand pressed a "pistol" against his waist.

Although, the man is just like this, and he does not act more excessively.

But this bank has just experienced a robbery, and everyone will rob and have a psychological shadow.

Seeing this scene, he didn't think about it, so he followed the robber's instructions.

The second dog barked excitedly and said, "Robbery, so exciting?"

"Stimulate your sister, I'm just taking out money, why did I encounter this shit again, I knew it was better to go to the ATM to withdraw money. Li Yu was speechless.

At this time, the robber shouted, "Give me all the money in this bag!"

"It's... It's ......" The bank clerk's voice trembled a little, and he quickly loaded the money.

"Stand still, don't move!

Li Yu frowned, this robber looks a little strange, he came to rob a bank so alone?

And what about the gun? Although he has been scaring people, he has never been seen to take the gun out, it is just a black bag with something in it.

At this time, Li Yu inadvertently saw a touch of yellow in the bag.

Is there a yellow one for the pistol?

A flash of inspiration flashed in Li Yu's mind, no, this is not a gun at all!

When the bank robber walked behind him, he suddenly stretched out his hand and snatched the "gun" from the robber's hand.

"What!?" the bank robber was taken aback, never expecting that someone would attack him in such a situation.

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

……

Then, Li Yu opened the black bag.

I saw that there was a thick, hard, and long yellow thing inside.

A banana.

Li Yu was speechless and said, "You're going to use this thing to rob?"

The robber's face changed instantly, and the staff in the bank also looked confused.

Banana?

They were scared by bananas earlier?

And they were angry and ashamed.

Ergouzi held his stomach and laughed, and said, "666, 666, such a group of people scared a banana, it's too 6, it's amazing!"

Li Yu said: "You can't say that, there was news a while ago that there was a person abroad who used bananas to rob, although it didn't succeed in the end, but we have to admire their courage." ”

Then he said to the robber, "You're right, Mr. robber. ”

The robber was annoyed and ashamed, and said, "You are looking for death!" and slammed a punch at Li Yu.

An inch of fist is like the wind, but Li Yu's face is extremely indifferent.

"Smack!"

"Say no more, you're dead. ”

The bank robber finally got up from the ground, covered his face in disbelief, and said, "You actually beat me? Not even my father beat me!"

"Nonsense! Isn't it a fight now!"

The bank robber's face changed instantly, and he pounced on the ground, stood up, and scolded angrily: "You are forcing me!"

The bank manager looked confused, what is going on, the robbers are infighting?

"Don't be afraid, this is a fake robber, let's go up together and subdue him!" shouted the security guard!

Suddenly, everyone didn't know where the courage came from, and one by one the fierce gods came over.

"What are you doing?" the robber's face changed, "Don't come here, or I'll go crazy!"

"You're mad!"

"What the hell are you!"

"Lao Tzu is standing here, you have the ability to go crazy!"

The robber was furious and let out a "drink", only to see his shirt burst clean in an instant.

His muscles were exposed, and he had a vicious tattoo.

Everyone was stunned.

"Damn, instant clothes explosion!?" Li Yu exclaimed.

The hand shown by the robber immediately made the staff who had just managed to muster up their courage suddenly fall into retreat.

The robber looked disdainful, then looked at Li Yu and said, "Boy, you were able to hurt me before, even if you have some ability, but that's the end of it, today I will let you see what martial arts are!"

"Drink!" the robber roared, "I am a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow on my waist, a dragon head on my chest, people block and kill, and demons block and kill demons!

"Damn, you're so familiar with this sentence, second dog, go on! bite him!"

The second dog was reluctant to say: "I won't go!"

"A hundred ham sausages!"

Suddenly, Ergouzi's eyes were fanatical, looking at the robbers as if they had seen a piece of meat that could run, and they pounced on it with a "whoosh".

"The draft horse dares to bite Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you!" the robber scolded angrily, and then fought with the two dogs.

"Woohoo!"

The translation is: You come here, and you dare to kill Lao Tzu, today Lao Tzu will kill you first!

I saw a man and a dog fighting in the bank, and the staff were stunned. Especially that security guard and manager.

Before, they thought it was so eye-catching when they looked at the two dogs, but now it looks like a magic horse!

Originally, as a spirit beast, Ergouzi would definitely be able to completely destroy this human warrior.

But it just so happened that the second dog was seriously injured (self-proclaimed) and could not exert one-hundredth of his strength.

And the man is a big man, and he is strong. Therefore, when the real fight started, it fell into a disadvantage.

But the spirit beast is the spirit beast, especially the second dog, especially the second dog, especially resistant to beating, beaten for a long time, although the second dog was beaten and screamed, but there was no injury on the body.

On the other hand, the robber was scratched by the two dogs, and he was covered with bruises.

It's not a big deal, but the point is, it's a shame!

After beating for half a day, I haven't even beaten a dog.

The robber's face turned red and he was angry, taking advantage of the unpreparedness of the second dog, he kicked the second dog away with a sharp kick, and then a tiger pounced, pressed on the body of the second dog, and punched the head of the second dog!

"Whew, you dare to have the face of a fairy beast!?Don't you know that face is the most important thing for a fairy beast!?"

"Whew, this seat remembers you, and when this seat resumes cultivation, you will die without a place to be buried, even if you die, this seat will pull out your soul and whip you a million times!"

"Wow, Li Yu, you bastard, you're still watching, come over and help!"

At this time, Li Yu looked strange, picked up his mobile phone, and turned on the photography function.

Said slowly: "No hurry. "Just do it and watch.

The bank staff were a little confused, but they soon found out that something was wrong.

This robber's posture, this posture, how is it a little ......

A big man, riding on a dog, isn't this style of painting too beautiful?

Many people have strange expressions, pick up their mobile phones, and either take pictures or not.

"Wangwang! You damn people! Don't help this seat, don't say it, you're still watching the excitement!"

Li Yu put the recorded video on Weibo, and the name was given.

Bank Robber Day Dog!

Presumably, this name will be popular all over Weibo.

After thinking about it, I felt that it was not enough, so I went to a famous headline party news APP and posted this video.

Shocked!How could a bank robber do such a thing to a dog!?

Li Yu nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, not bad, not bad." ”

At this time, seeing that the second dog was still suffering over there, a flying kick kicked the robber away.

Coincidentally, his head hit the wall, and the person rolled his eyes and fainted.

Li Yu said: "Ergouzi, the police will arrive in a while, let's go first." ”

The second dog shouted, "Police? What is that? Does this seat need to be afraid of the police?"

"The police are the ones who catch the bad guys, and the bad guys who are caught will be thrown into prison, and then, no matter what kind of constipation they have, they will definitely be cured in prison. ”

"Damn!" the second dog said, "Then what are you waiting for, let's withdraw quickly." Then he and Li Yu left in a hurry.

The staff of the bank were all stunned and watched Li Yu leave.

What the hell is this, what the hell is this!?

……

After leaving, Li Yu then casually found another bank and withdrew a few thousand yuan.

When I opened Weibo again, sure enough, the bank robber Rigou has become a hot topic on Weibo.

"Bank robber day dog?666 Ahh

"Nima, this robber is too beastly, isn't he?

"666, I just want to know which bank this happened, and I will never go to that bank again. ”

The news APP is also on fire, even more so than Weibo!

All of a sudden, there were dozens of repetitive stories with different headlines.

Shocked! The man did such a thing to a dog!

Moral decay and ...... man and dog

Several people watched, and people and huskies AVI

Shocked! The real identity of the man who did such a thing to the dog turned out to be ......