Then, the second bear child picked up a stone nearby, drew a line on the ground, and then commanded the other bear children, saying: "Xiao Ming, you play the striker! Don't embarrass me." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The bear child who received the order immediately felt an incomparable honor on his shoulders, and said, "Guarantee to complete the task!"

I saw that the bear child retreated more than ten meters away, took a deep breath, and rushed over!

When I reached that line, my body suddenly changed from running to slipping, and in the blink of an eye, I slipped four or five meters away.

Finally, it stopped at a distance of about five meters.

This distance is not close for a primary school student.

Those bear children immediately cheered, but on the other hand, the morale of Li Yu, the few remaining bear children, suddenly declined.

"He's skated so far, how can we compare. ”

"It's just that even if we have an adult and we can win one game, we will lose the remaining two games. ”

Li Yu's face did not change, and said, "Don't be afraid, believe me." ”

The second child said, "Okay, then let's officially start." ”

"Okay, who's going first?"

"Let's go first!" said the second child of the bear argued.

"Then there are so many of you, who will go first?"

"Of course it's me!" said the second child proudly.

"I'm telling you, I'm the farthest in our class to play bald skating!

Then he said to the other bear children, "Stay away from me, I'm afraid I'll hurt you later." ”

Hearing this, the remaining bear children immediately took a few steps back.

"Okay, I'm going to start!" The second child of the bear retreated more than ten meters, and then, as if he felt that only ten meters was not domineering enough, he retreated more than ten meters, a distance of twenty or thirty meters, and then rushed over!

"I'm coming!"

One step at a time, one step at a time, like a minion, like the devil's footwork.

Rub and rub, on this slippery ground bald slippery, bald slippery.

One meter, two meters, three meters, four meters, five meters, six meters......

It was a full eight meters away!

That's an incredible number for a schoolboy!

Li Yu sighed: "It seems that he said that he was the farthest in their class, and he was really not bragging." ”

The bear child asked worriedly, "Brother, what should we do then?"

Li Yu asked, "How many meters can you slide the farthest you can ski?"

The bear child boss said: "I was only more than seven meters farthest away, and I was lucky that time." ”

Li Yu nodded and said, "What about you?"

"I'm only six meters away. ”

"I'm only five meters ......"

"I... I'm only three meters ......" was the last girl to speak.

Li Yu's eyes lit up and said with a smile: "Let me show you the power of knowledge today." ”

"Little sister, come this time. ”

"Me?" the little girl was startled, "I can't do it! I can only skate three meters ......."

"It's fine. Li Yu smiled, "Have you heard the story of Tian Ji horse racing?"

"Tian Ji horse racing?" the bear children shook their heads for a moment.

"Haven't you heard of it? This shouldn't be, did Tian Ji only learn horse racing in junior high school?" Li Yu muttered, "Forget it, it may also be a primary school text, and I haven't learned it yet." ”

So, he explained: "Tian Ji horse racing is an idiom, which talks about a person named Tian Ji in ancient times and people racing horses, this horse is divided into inferior horses, medium horses, and superior horses, so it is also a three-game race."

Originally, this Tian Ji's horse was inferior to others. But then he came up with a solution, which was to use his own inferior horses against other people's superior horses, his own medium horses against other people's inferior horses, and his own superior horses against other people's medium horses.

In this way, although the inferior horse lost that game, Tian Ji won the other two games, and in the end, on the whole, Tian Ji won that game. ”

As soon as Li Yu explained this, the bear children immediately figured it out.

His eyes lit up and he said, "I see! We have won this game!"

Li Yu smiled and said, "Very good, it seems that you have figured it out, since this is the case, then you can tell me, what truth do you understand from this story?"

The bear child boss raised his hand first and said, "This person named Tian Ji is really shameless!"

"Huh!?"

"It's shameless to exploit loopholes in the rules!"

Li Yu was unhappy and said, "Who is that, you come and say!"

Another bear child spoke and said, "Teacher, from this story, I understand the truth that people are invincible in the world without shame, and trees will die without bark!"

"Sit down!"

Li Yu said angrily: "How can you say this about Tian Ji! Tian Ji is obviously such a witty, smart, kind, and handsome person, just like me, how can you speak ill of Tian Ji with such a clear conscience!"

"......" the bear children were silent.

"Okay, little sister, tell me, what do you understand from this story?"

The little girl was about to cry and said, "Teacher, I understand from this story that a person like me can only be an outcast......

“……”

"You three! I'm so angry that you're a teacher! I really sympathize with your homeroom teacher now!"

"Hahaha! Look, that fake magician is fighting among them, haha, it's so funny!" said the second child with a smile.

Li Yu pushed the little girl and said, "Little sister, go quickly, it's okay, my brother will buy you a lollipop to eat in a while." ”

The other bear children quit and said, "Brother!

"That's it, we!"

"We don't want lollipops!

"Spicy strips, spicy strips!"

Li Yu couldn't resist them, and said, "Okay, good, spicy strips." ”

At this time, the little girl spoke, and said softly, "I want to eat a hamburger." ”

“…… Little sister, I didn't expect you to look so well-behaved, but you're the blackest one in the book!"

Li Yu said helplessly: "Okay, hamburger is hamburger, let's go." ”

The little girl then happily went to the game.

"Hey, look at me!" the little girl took a few steps back slightly, and rushed forward.

One step at a time, one step at a time, like a minion, like the devil's footwork.

"Eh, ......" had just started to slide a meter or two, and she didn't pay attention and fell to the ground.

"Woo, brother, it hurts-!"

The second child immediately held his stomach and laughed: "Hahaha! Stupid you! You can fall so close! It's so stupid!"

Li Yu hurriedly walked over and helped the little girl up.

"Woo, woo, it hurts—"

Now Li Yuzhi was a little overwhelmed.

Q: How should a little girl around 10 years old be comforted if she falls?

At this time, seeing that the second child of the bear was still laughing on the side, he suddenly became angry and said, "Still laughing, I promise that I will not find a girlfriend in the future!"

The second child of the bear was full of indifference, and said, "I don't want a girlfriend!

Ah, it's over, the declaration of the single dog, this child is hopeless.

"That, little sister, don't cry, or I'll give you a lollipop?"

"Woo... I want fries......"

"Yo-he, you've learned to bargain!"

The little girl "snapped" herself and fell to the ground again, saying, "Woo... I fell... I wouldn't be able to get up without fries......"

Li Yu held his forehead, sure enough, he was still too naïve, since this little Lori was playing with the bear child, how could it be so innocent!

Even if it's really simple, it will be spoiled by this group of bear children!

"Good, fries fries. ”

The little girl wiped away her non-existent tears and got up.

"Okay, we've lost this game, let's go straight to the next game. Li Yu said.

"No problem!" is also the reason why the first game was won, the morale of the opposite side has soared, Li Yu is much worse, fortunately, Li Yu has already talked about the principle of Tian Ji horse racing before, otherwise I am afraid it is not as good as now.

If that's the case, it's better than anything, just admit defeat.

The second bear child who appeared on the stage was the one who had just warmed up, and it could be seen that his strength was still quite strong.

Li Yu said: "I'll leave this scene to you." ”

The bear child boss said with a serious face: "Brother, leave it to me!"

The other party started first, one accelerated, ran over more than ten meters away, and then a bald slurry and stopped at a position similar to before.

That is, a position of more than five meters.

The bear child took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and ran over.

One step at a time, one step at a time, like a minion, like the devil's footwork.

Rubbing friction, on this slippery ground-

Playing bald and slippery--

Playing bald and slippery--

One meter... Two meters... Three meters... Four-meter ......

The second child of the bear opened his eyes wide and shouted, "Stop!

"Stop! Stop!"

"Stop! Stop!"

And the bear child on Li Yu's side shouted: "Rush rush rush! Whirlwind charge tornado!"

"Rush!"

Finally, under the eyes of everyone, the distance between the bear child boss and the bald slip broke through five meters.

But it was obvious that after reaching five meters, the speed of the bald slip slowed down significantly.

"Don't! Don't! Stop!!!"

"Don't stop!

Five meters one!

Five meters two!

Five meters three!

Five meters four!

Finally, with the desperate and joyful expressions of the bear children, they surpassed their opponents!

Five meters five!

"Win!" said the bear child boss happily after being nervous, and the few friends here were also very happy.

The atmosphere on the other side is much more serious.

"Lost. The second child of the bear gritted his teeth, his face was full of unwillingness, "Forget it, don't be too depressed, it's just a one-to-one tie now, but don't forget, I still have a secret weapon!"

"Secret weapon?

"Shhhh ”

The second child came over and shouted, "Hey, that fake magician, are we going to compete in the third game?"

"Of course, I'll play in the third game, what's the matter, aren't you scared, you want to make peace?"

"Afraid!?There is never a word for fear in the dictionary of this god!" "The second child of the bear is like a cat that has stepped on its tail, and he said with a fried hair.

"Yes, yes, yes! Our gods punch the Emperor of Heaven! Kick Yama! Life has never been afraid of words!"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, the current elementary school students, they talk about gods and demons at every turn, like him, a cultivator who is so awesome and coaxing is just claiming to be the deity.

It's not much better, though.

But the strange thing is that there are more college students who call themselves babies now.

Well, it may be that they know that they are about to enter society, and college students are indeed just babies in society.

But I'm different, I'm a cultivator, heaven and earth, I'm the only one hahahaha-

Li Yu covered his head and said, "Made, mentally retarded!"

"Ahem, since you're not asking for peace, what are you doing here?"

The second child said: "This god is here just to give you a chance!"

"Speak human words!"

"While the god is not angry now, it is better for you to admit defeat......! Wait, wait, what are you doing?"

Bang Bang Bang!

The second child of the bear cried and shouted: "Wow, ah, ah, you hit me, you hit me, my father didn't hit me." ”

"What about your mother?"

"My mom hit ......"