Chapter Forty-Eight: Playing Bald and Slippery
"Oh, I almost forgot, but I can't let those little ones run away. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Yu waved his hand, and suddenly, the bear children who were already about to run away suddenly stopped at this time!
"I... Why can't my body move......" The bear child was scared.
"I... How did you return it... No... I don't want to go back!"
The bear children were shocked that their bodies could not move!
It's as if the body has become a puppet, unable to act on its own thoughts at all.
All of a sudden, all the bear children cried.
The scene just now can barely be explained as dazzling, but now, I can only use the "witchcraft" in Journey to the West on TV to explain all this!
In Journey to the West, this is what is played, as soon as the monster moves, all the people can't move, and then the monster will eat everyone one by one.
"Woo Mom, I don't want to be eaten-!"
"Mom--I don't want to die yet--!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
……
Looking at this scene, Li Yu said speechlessly: "You guys cry a fart, I don't eat people." ”
"Woo...... Eh, it seems to be the same, why do youkai eat people and pull a cart of apples? This shows that youkai are vegetarians!" The bear child boss was crying, but suddenly seemed to understand something, and breathed a sigh of relief.
As soon as he explained this, the other bear children thought about it, and seemed to find that it was the same, so they sobbed a few times and stopped crying.
Li Yu showed a meaningful smile on his face and said, "Yes, I really wanted to improve my taste and eat some vegetarian food a while ago, but I am tired of eating vegetarian food, and it is better to eat meat next." ”
As soon as Li Yu said this, the bear children, who had finally stopped crying, began to cry again.
"Wow, ahhhhh
"My meat is not tasty... My meat is sour... You eat pork... Pork is delicious... If you don't have any money, I'll give you my pocket money......"
Li Yu complained: "The second senior brother was shot in the knee. ”
"Okay! No kidding! I'm not a monster at all!"
"Woo-that's what the monsters say about themselves. ”
Li Yu was speechless, and said viciously: "Shut up! Otherwise, I will eat you now!"
Suddenly, everyone was so frightened that they didn't dare to make a sound.
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
……
Li Yu was speechless, it seemed better to deal with the bear child than to be vicious.
Li Yu looked at the bear child boss and said, "You are their boss?"
The bear child's eyes were full of tears, and he hurriedly shook his head, but under Li Yu's eyes, he had to nod lightly.
Li Yu sighed and said, "You said that you, as their boss, how could you just run away when the younger brother was in danger? You should save him!"
"I ......"
"Although I'm an adult, there are a lot of you after all, and besides, you can't call people!"
"I... I ......" The bear child was speechless.
"Of course, it could be that you just scared silly, and I can understand that. However, in the future, it should be remembered that the younger brother can give up when he encounters danger, but this will take time. Otherwise, if you give up at the slightest danger, why should the little brother follow you?"
"I ......" The bear child boss gritted his teeth, his face showing shame, and then nodded earnestly.
"Uncle, you're talking about ......"
"Wait, uncle?" Li Yu smiled kindly.
The eldest of the bear children was excited, and immediately changed his words: "Brother!"
Li Yu smiled: "It's pretty much the same. ”
The bear child nodded seriously and said, "Brother, I know." ”
"Well, it's good to know, by the way, who came up with the idea to steal my apple?"
At this time, everyone's eyes suddenly looked at one of the bear children.
It was the one who was spanked by Li Yu before.
The bear kid cried all at once, he didn't want to be spanked again.
However, at this time, the bear child boss gritted his teeth and said, "Brother, it was my idea." ”
"Oh?" Li Yu was surprised, "but their eyes clearly said that it was his idea." ”
"No, although he is also responsible, the main responsibility lies with me! I came up with the idea! Brother, punish me if you want to punish me!" said the bear child through gritted teeth.
Li Yu nodded, and the son can be taught.
"Well, since it is you who bear the guilt, I will do as you wish, and this one thing will be cleared up. ”
Then, Li Yu also slapped him on the buttocks, but the bear child boss was also stiff, and he didn't scream in pain.
"Okay, that's it, don't play like this again. Thankfully, I met you, and if it were someone else, I would have called your parents a long time ago. ”
A few bear children shuddered and told their parents, that was a much more terrible thing than being beaten ten times by Li Yu!
At this time, I was a little inexplicable in my heart to thank Li Yu.
Suddenly, Li Yu was shocked, "Hey, there is even a girl"
"Come, little girl. ”
The little girl walked out timidly and said, "Uncle... Brother. ”
Li Yu smiled and said, "Eh, good boy, let me ask you, are you done with your homework?"
The little girl said timidly: "Write, finish writing......"
"It's good to finish writing, I'll tell you, don't play with this group of boys in the future, play more with those female classmates, what kind of jumping bands, jumping grids......"
The little girl said timidly: "But we all play League of Legends now......"
"......" Li Yu was speechless, he was still playing hide and seek when he was in school.
At this time, the bear child Lao Dao: "Brother, I want to ask you a question." ”
"Just ask. ”
"How did you get that car flying?" was also a question that the other bear children were curious about.
"Oh, this, I'll tell you a secret, in fact, I'm a cultivator, and it's a very simple thing to make the car fly. "Li Yu is not afraid of this group of bear children telling the truth, and someone has to believe it when he says it.
"Huh!?" Hearing this, the bear children were stunned, and then they became excited one by one.
"Brother, brother, are you a cultivator?"
"Are you really a cultivator? is it the kind of novel in which you destroy a mountain with your feet?"
"Is there any difference between a true cultivator and an immortal cultivator?"
Li Yu nodded with a smile and said, "It's similar to the one in the novel, but I'm going to be a little more advanced." ”
"Then brother, you just made our bodies unable to move, and it was also a spell?"
"Yes, but it's not a spell, I'm using my divine sense to forcibly immobilize you, if the object is a cultivator, it will definitely not work, but you are ordinary people, and you are children, so you can do it. ”
"Wow!" Li Yu said, which immediately made the bear children even more excited and excited.
"Cultivator! Brother is really a cultivator!"
"That's amazing!"
"Brother, what kind of cultivation are you? Mahayana Period, or Da Luo Jin Xian?"
Li Yu was stunned, Mahayana Period, Da Luo Jin Immortal, if he really wanted to be in this realm, would he still need to sell apples.
However, at this good time, a bear child suddenly jumped out of his heart and said viciously: "You villain! You are not a cultivator at all! I have already seen through the truth of this matter!"
This bear kid is the one he spanked before.
"What!?" the bear children were surprised, a little puzzled.
"Don't let this villain fool you! He's not a cultivator at all! He's just using a little magic trick! He's lying to us!"
"What? Is he lying to us?"
"No, does magic have that ability?"
"You stupid! Think about it! What is magic, the upper body and lower body of a person can be separated, so it can definitely be done!" The bear child who had just said it looked proud, as if he had guessed that this was the truth of the matter.
And the rest of the bear children don't seem to have the concept of distinguishing between magic and cultivation in their minds. In some ways, the two are very similar.
When someone said this, my mind was suddenly a little confused.
"Believe me! This man is a liar!"
This bear child obviously has some popularity in the small group, and after a few sets of rhetoric, many people believe it at once.
"Yes, yes, he must be lying to us!"
"You big liar!"
However, there are also people who insist on believing that Li Yu is a cultivator.
"No, it's you who are wrong! Brother must be a cultivator!"
"The magic is all fake, just now my brother did make the car fly, we all saw it!"
"No, no, what he just used is fake!"
The small group has obviously split, and some of the bear children, led by the boss of the bear children, believe that Li Yu is a cultivator, while the other part completely believes that Li Yu is a fake and a liar.
The bear child shouted, "Think about it, if this villain is really a cultivator, then how can he tell us? Isn't he afraid that we will tell the adults? So he must be a fake!"
These words shook the rest of the people at once.
"Huh...... That seems to be the case. ”
"Could it be that this brother is really lying to us?"
"Is it really magic?"
At this time, the bear child boss spoke, and said in a panic: "Don't listen to his nonsense! Magic tricks are all fake and deceitful, because they have prepared props in advance!"
But look at this brother, did he prepare in advance? Did he have props? He just really made the car fly! He must be a real cultivator!"
"Huh...... What the boss said seems to have some truth in that. ”
"I'm a little confused, who is right. ”
At this time, the second child of the bear said viciously: "Listen to me, everyone! No matter who is right! This villain has just bullied us! Can you tolerate others bullying us and not fight back!?"
This sentence inexplicably aroused the bloody nature of the bear child group.
They shouted, "Can't!"
The second child shouted: "Our dignity is guarded by ourselves!!"
"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!"
At this moment, the general trend is completely dependent on the other party's side, most of the bear children have joined his group, and the bear child boss believes in Li Yu's side, and there are only three or two people left.
Li Yu looked at this scene and felt very funny in his heart.
The second child glared at Li Yu and said, "Villain, I'm going to duel with you!"
Li Yu smiled, this feeling is probably the feeling of those elders in the novel who are in the Yuan Infant Stage looking at the provocation of the protagonist who only cultivates in the Qi Refining Period, and they are speechless.
Even the gap is too big to even count as a provocation.
"And how do you want to duel?"
The second child shouted, "I'm going to duel with you!" If you win, I'll worship you as the boss! If you lose, you have to apologize to us, plus give us all this cart of apples!"
"Okay, so what do you say?"
The second child of the bear was full of pride, and said, "I am more bald than you!"
"What?" Li Yu thought he had misheard.
The second child said: "As soon as we find an open space, we will row farther than whoever plays the bald slur!
Li Yu held back a smile and said, "You really want to compare this with me?"
The second child shouted, "Of course!"
The younger brothers also shouted, "Don't underestimate us!
"When you're crying!"
Li Yu couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Okay, you take the lead and find a place." ”
"Okay, follow me!"
So, a group of bear children led the way in front spectacularly, while Li Yu followed behind.
The bear child boss tried several times to dissuade him to no avail, and said helplessly: "Brother, ......"
Li Yu waved his hand and said, "It's okay, they will regret it in a while." ”
So, a group of people came to a lake in the park.
Originally, it was a large lake, but now that it freezes in winter, many people skate and ski here.
When they saw an adult leading a group of children over to skate, they thought Li Yu was a teacher, showing a kind expression.
The second child of the bear child provoked: "How about it, it's good here, let's compete here to see who can skate farther!"
"Okay, how do we compare?"
The second child said: "Well, it's too boring to win or lose a game, why don't we 10V10?"
"Take a good look, we don't have enough people here. ”
looked at it and said, "yes, forget it, we're 3V3." ”
Li Yu looked at the number of people on his side and said, "It's okay, then which one of us will come first." ”
"Wait, usually this kind of game, before the game officially starts, there must be a warm-up. ”
"I'll go, and there's a warm-up. ”
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