"Good Death" (11)

"What's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "What? Do you still suspect anything?" "But your mouth isn't flat?" "I'm afraid that I'm sorry for the fans, so I'll flatten it." "Oh...... Find a carpenter to fix his mouth. "Ah no, I'll flatten it out and find the 'rejuvenation fan' to get it by the doctor." Does it not look like the same me now?" "I don't know if it looks like it, I haven't seen it anyway. "That's good. "What did you say?" "Ah, I mean, since you haven't seen me, you see me today. Isn't that a good thing for you?" "Well, that's right. I've been admiring it for a long time, and today I finally see it alive. "What?" "Ah, I saw me today, so I can't miss it." Do you want to hear it from the audience? How about we let the famous actors give us a bright voice?"

The audience responded and cheered endlessly.

Flat-mouthed Lun was embarrassed when he saw it, and responded to everyone with a dry smile.

"Okay, I'll serve you for a little bit today. "How can a small segment be enough?" "Singing plainly, without pretending, just a small segment." "We just want to listen to the famous actors' kung fu singing. ""Kung Fu singing?" "For example, how about Wang Bodang in "Broken Secret Stream" first? Wang Bodang sang, "Wang Bodang...... Mistakenly protect the unrighteous king ......', you come to the word 'king'. "Wang ......" "Okay, if we can get higher, we will love to listen to it even more." You come to the word "Hao" in "Lock Five Dragons" again, "I can't help but laugh at Haojie". "Hao ......" "This time is much better, it would be better if it could be a little higher." Let's take another paragraph of the word "Gang" in "Catch and Release Cao", which "hates Dong Zhuo's dictatorship and chaos in the dynasty". "Tsunado......" "If we could go a little higher, we would like it even more." Let's have a good time, in "Shilang Visits the Mother", Yang Yanhui sang 'called Xiaofan' at the end of the compromise of "Sitting in the Palace". When I saw the princess stealing the arrow, I couldn't help but be happy in the palace and stood at the palace gate. Come, sing those three words word by word. "Called...... Small...... Fan......""Hey, yes, yes, yes, if we can go a little higher, we will be even happier, and we will find a tune to sing." "You like to listen to loud voices, don't you?"

The laughing under the stage, when the former white-faced actor sang in a low voice, the words of the high-pitched singing voice were all passed by, and some just sang casually, leaving the high-pitched voice to the flat mouth to sing.

"Almost, right? I'm still injured here? Can you get me a Lang Zhong if you're tired?" "Oh, it doesn't matter if you find a Lang Zhong, I'll give you all the money for medicine, as long as you're really flat-mouthed." "Oh, I've just sung so much in vain, my teeth are still bleeding!" "Then I don't feel good when I sing. "Don't worry, as long as you come with me again, I will find you a good doctor immediately." "How's that for you?" "You're going to be able to get me a good man?" "No problem, as long as you can prove more conclusively that you're flat-mouthed." "Well, who made me feel that this is a time of crisis, so I should be wronged first. What are we going to do?", "How about a section of "Aries House"?""Aries House?"Okay, a restaurant specializing in selling mutton, I have time to go shopping." "Where? Do you know the Tongfu Inn?" "Then can I not know? Isn't it opened by the woman with the nickname Nuan Yang Yang?" "But it was first called Aries Building, and then it was changed to Shangru Inn, and finally the current business name was determined, I heard that it was going to be changed to the same Fuwu Pavilion, but it was not changed. "This play...... Let's have some life. ”

Back confession: It's enough to be raw.

"No, it won't. A well-known actor can't sing the drama with a flat mouth?" "I don't like to hear you say this. What do you mean by not being able to sing? Do I have any plays that I can't sing? I can play more than 10,000 plays?"

Back confession: Are there so many plays?

"I said yes, the female shopkeeper of the Tongfu Inn always likes your play. Can you still sing?" "What about the master and the other to teach, you first talk about your Aries Building, I listen to it and it is as different as what I learned." "The play itself is too long, let's cut the head and end it." "Don't sing it. "I'll go straight to Lang Zhong for you?" "That's great. "you. It's a no-brainer, isn't it? ”

The more people in the audience listened, the more interesting it became.

"This is roughly what we mean, there is a head catcher named Xing Yusen in Qixia Town, because he loves to eat bananas, his nickname is Banana Taro. "Banhataro?" "Ah, the son of the Taiping period who loves to eat bananas, Banhataro. "Oh...... Such a banana taro. "Saying that his people forced him to marry a woman in a pink skirt, it seems to be called incense or something. Yes, save some face for other people's daughters, and don't mention who it is. But Bantaro was reluctant in his heart. "Then don't marry. "Then stop singing. "Then you can go to the doctor. "Why do you keep thinking about the doctor?" "Nonsense, it's not on you. "Don't interrupt, I'll continue. A Xiucai with a nickname named Pleasant Goat gave him an idea, asking him to pretend to marry the woman in the pink skirt first, and then go back to Pleasant Goat and think about him again. After sending away the banana wolf, the female shopkeeper of the Tongfu Inn was not happy. "It's the one with the nickname Nuan Yangyang, why is she not happy?" "I heard that the two of them had a good time at the beginning, so let's not take this seriously, let's sing from the joyful sending Xing Yusen to the warm sheep sheep to find the pleasant sheep and ask for Banana Taro. "Okay. "Then you can pick a corner. "Don't let me pick, pick what you will pick first." "No, pick what you're good at." "I'm a horn, and I'm not good at singing. You can't sing the rest of the roles I picked when I go back, let others know, and they must say that I bullied the fans, so you come first. "That'...... But just listen to me. You've got a Pleasant Goat. "Okay, let's have another roasted whole lamb." "Okay, my teeth are still not healed, so I remember to eat." "Then I'm just here for Pleasant Goat?" "Pleasant Goat is a horn, don't you listen to you." I'll have a banana taro in front, and I'll catch a warm sheep and sheep in the back. Okay?" "Well, here we go. I'll play first, won...... Ravioli. "Is it stuffed with mutton?" "What, you don't even know this with such big horns?" I have to shout the word 'wonton' before I go on the field." "Can I really not understand?" "Yes, it's mainly lamb glutton." Okay, I'm on. ”