"Good Death" (10)

As he spoke, the old actor on the stage took the storyteller around, pretended to be in the place, and pointed diagonally upwards with his hand, "This is it, he is in it, and he has a lot of potential." ”

The storyteller looked up and pretended to have a signboard, "Saitiekou".

Ru Dongyang came out of the backstage with his eyes rolling upwards at this time, as if he was sending off a guest, "Go back, don't forget to do what I say! But you must believe me! Tell you that I lost my eyes when I was a child, and I was born to tell fortunes." ”

Back confession: It's all a misunderstanding!

The audience applauded enthusiastically and laughed even harder.

"Is this really a man who can't look good, and the sea can't be a scoop? The little bell said.

"It's called 'the sea is immeasurable.'" Dou Ni said, "But this kind of misunderstanding is indeed too rare, and what you think is too different from what you actually do." ”

"If you want me to say more, it's not much, and the storyteller can't reach them in his hometown. Yu Ehime said.

"Whatever you say, it's really funny to watch. Leng Wuqing said, "Just now I saw the last expression of the storyteller, and when I think about it, I feel coke." ”

"I think the most colass is the sweaty BMW. Who has such a horse to enjoy it, not only can gallop thousands of miles, but also serve you. Tian Peiyu said.

"But then you have to smell sweat and feet every day. Hou Shi Rong said.

"It's true, it's better to find a veterinarian to treat his smelly feet first. Tian Peiyu said with a smile.

"I said, you two, don't just sit in the audience when you come to us today. Do you want to give us all a song? I want to hear the applause!" Dou Yiyun took the lead in applauding as soon as he finished speaking, and immediately received a response from the audience.

Later, Shi Rong looked at Tian Peiyu, "Let's have a song?"

"Come on, everyone's welcome, I'm embarrassed to sweep everyone's interest. ”

Then, Shi Rong and Tian Peiyu came to the stage, and the applause from the audience resounded throughout the audience.

The music begins.

The stage lit up immediately, and not just because of the lights.

The lyrics are "Thunder" by Lu You of the Southern Song Dynasty.

"You don't see, the winter moon thunder, hidden deep in the nine undergrounds, silent as Han ash. The leaves and trees have been taken off, and the stupid insects are fighting for the blanks. The ice and snow are gone, and the wind shakes the sky and the handle returns. The thunder came out of the ground, and Yin Yin seemed to be in spring. The fish dragon vibrated his fin and woke up from his sleep, and Tao Li smiled and smiled. The old farmer is happy to dance, and he knows who to urge when he lifts the mud and grass. But some people are puzzled, and the baby is hidden in the deep house. I have heard that yin and yang have constants, and when they are not moving, they are all still. No one reported Ah Xiangdao, and when the time came, how could Lao Qing push it. ”

The original text is "Only women don't understand", but Hou Shirong will never sing like that.

Hou Shi Rong's demeanor and style on the stage are as dazzling as lightning, and his voice is quite thick like that of a female man, which can be said to make people feel the breath of the prairie coming to their faces, as if listening to the sounds of heaven.

"The electric light is shining, and the mood is shining. The spring thunder roared, waking up the earth. The wind strides, let everything dance. The rain was pouring down, shaking the spirits. ”

Tian Peiyu was singing and dancing on the side, implanting his typhoon in the middle, as if talking and singing, a bit like a counting board in the pear orchard.

The combination of the "non-emotional combination" in the two is unique, and there is another meaning that makes people fascinated, coupled with the beautiful music, it simply makes the audience excited, as if enjoying the "lightning and thunder" on the stage.

At the end, the applause of the audience was also like thunder.

It's not in vain today!

At this time, Dou Niyun and Little Bell came to the stage again, and the two of them clapped and cheered together with the audience, the embankment had been reinforced, and they were not afraid of the precursors of heavy rain.

After the voice calmed down a bit, Dou Ni said, "Okay, now everyone is watching the 'Wild Cat Consultation' exclusively funded by Hunyu Jewelry Store." Hunyu is eternal, a piece of eternal inheritance. I said little bells. ”

"What's the matter?" "Isn't this section getting better and better tonight?" "Of course, we have to thank the two superb artists in our Alien Clan for pushing our enthusiasm to a climax tonight. "Don't, you want the levee to burst?" "I mean that? I mean our enthusiasm. Isn't that a good thing that all of us are so enthusiastic that we're all talking about it?" "But isn't it tiring to keep up all the time?" "What are you doing? Do you want to silt up everyone's enthusiasm?" "Okay, your mouth is better than mine now. I'm so grateful. "I can't hold it up if you 'feed it ruthlessly'. Don't beat around the bush, what are we going to do next, let's tell everyone. "Our following story is to reveal a secret, a big secret in the martial arts of the rivers and lakes. "Oh, is there any martial arts secret book where the practice method is hidden? Or is there some rare treasure to be revealed?" "It seems that you are very vulgar, and you are quite familiar with Mr. Lao's routines." "What's the matter?" Sister Dou wants to give us all some unfamiliar food?" "Are you happy to give you the unfamiliar ones?" "I'm not happy, I'm afraid of stomach trouble." We're going to roast sweet potatoes here, aren't we?" "What the hell are we going to do?" "Let's reveal the cause of a person's death." The mystery of the death of the 'lifeless wolf'?" "The 'lifeless wolf' seems to be quite famous for his fear of guilt? This seems to have been revealed by someone, right?" "The mystery is not thorough enough, we need to restore the truth. ”

Although the two of them didn't seem to finish their words, they went off the stage, as if the storyteller had left a button.

The sign poked at the entrance of the stage reads: Wolf of Death.

The scene on the stage this time is very special, the whole body is like being wrapped in a wolf skin with a hair rush, covering his mouth and "ouch" as he walks.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, you little girl with a red fart curtain, if it weren't for the fact that Lao Tzu had already fought with the children and grandchildren of Eagle Claw surnamed Hao, where would you take advantage of me. You wait, wait for Lao Tzu's injury to heal, I will chew you alive. I'll chew you up and swallow it and pull it out!

At this time, there was another bloodless drama on the stage, and it didn't look like there was any illness that hadn't healed, and Lele walked over to the drama wrapped in a big man, but the laughter was too ugly, although the shape was normal, but there was a lot of yin damage in the laughter.

"What's wrong with this brother? It looks familiar?" said the white-faced play.

The head of the big drama: I'm not here to seek revenge, right? No, I can't let him see who I am!

"Ah, has this brother seen me before?" "Maybe he did, but he couldn't remember ......"

"Do you still remember the flat-mouthed Lun of the green grassland a few years ago?" Da Yu Xizi has the forearm of his right arm across his chest, the elbow of his left arm is standing on the tip of his right finger, his left hand is weakly grasped, and his index finger is pointed straight at his cheeks, looking full of women.