Li Yu narrowed his eyes, his smile was extra deep, and said, "Go to Thailand for surgery, and then go back to China to become an idol and make some money." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The three robbers suddenly had cold sweat on their foreheads and said, "No... This one... Top dog... We're men......"

"That's why I need you to go to Thailand. ”

“…… No... This one... Thailand isn't a bit of that... Anyway, we're men too... Top dog... Are you ......"

Li Yu smiled and said, "Boss, who is your boss? Have I ever admitted that I am your boss?"

The three robbers trembled all over, showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said, "Old... Top dog... Don't scare me......"

Wang Yue said: "I didn't expect you to be such Li Yu." ”

Only Tang Tiantian simply asked, "What kind of surgery did you go to Thailand?"

Li Yu said: "If you don't go to Thailand and become an idol after returning to China, I will be your boss." Otherwise, you can do whatever you like. I won't force you, just choose for yourself. ”

"This ......" The robbers, the second and third, suddenly didn't know what to do.

However, the robber boss, after carefully thinking about the advantages and disadvantages of the two, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go to Thailand!"

"you, boss, you're crazy!"

"That's it, Boss...... Hey, there are two bosses here, and it's hard to distinguish between them. ”

Li Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't care about these details, just say whether you go or not." ”

The second and third robbers gritted their teeth and said, "Since our boss said to go, then we naturally want to go!"

"Very good! The gold brick is given to you, and you can find a place to sell it yourself, and it will be used as your airfare money and surgery fee. Of course, if you run away with the gold bricks, you know the consequences. ”

Li Yu got into the car and waved his hand: "Okay, the three of us will go first." I also took the money you robbed from the bank and returned it for you. ”

Wang Yue and Tang Tiantian sat up, and Li Yu started the car and drove away.

The three watched with desperate expressions as the car sped away.

"Boss, why don't you send us back to the city first......"

……

Wang Yue sat in the co-pilot and said excitedly: "Boss, where are you going?"

"Go home!"

Along the way, Wang Yue said excitedly: "Boss, I didn't expect you to be so good and rich!"

Li Yu said proudly: "Of course. ”

"Wait, I suddenly realized that something was wrong, boss, since you are so rich, why do you usually pretend to be poor and ask me to borrow money?"

"You know what a! I earned this money by means of cultivating the truth, not in the sense that I made it myself. So, if it wasn't necessary, I wouldn't touch it, I would only spend the money I earned with my own hands. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

……

Wang Yue said ashamedly: "The boss is the boss, and I am different from mortals, I am ashamed of myself, wait, boss, then my monthly salary ...... in the future."

"Salary, what salary?" said Li Yu, pretending to be stupid.

The corners of Wang Yue's mouth twitched, and he said, "Your sister!"

Li Yu frowned and said, "Presumptuous!

"Your sister, you still want to be the boss without a salary? Dream about you!

"By the way, give me back the ticket!"

"You fart, that's mine!"

Wang Yue shouted: "What evidence do you have! Besides, if something falls on the ground, whoever picks it up!"

At this time, Tang Tiantian said: "No, even if someone else's things accidentally fall on the road, if the party who picks it up takes it for himself, it is considered a crime." ”

Li Yu said: "Do you hear me! I took the lottery ticket away to save you! Otherwise, you will go to jail!"

"I don't care, punch you in the chest and give me back the ticket. ”

"You're disgusting, aren't you disgusting!"

"I don't care, give it back to me!"

"Okay, okay, give it to you!" took out a lottery ticket from his pocket and threw it to Wang Yue.

"I really don't know what the use of you picking up one of these things is, and you're still rushing to ask for it. ”

Wang Yue didn't seem to hear it at all, got the lottery ticket with a lewd smile on his face, and said, "Five million, five million, I sent it this time." ”

"Don't be too happy, you look at what is written on the lottery ticket first. ”

Wang Yue was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean?"

China Children's Lottery.

"Damn!" Wang Yue exclaimed, "Children's lottery tickets? fake!? What about the real thing! Tell me, are you hiding the real thing!"

Li Yu said speechlessly: "Hide a fart, what you picked up is fake, you didn't pay attention to it yourself, I originally thought it was the one I lost, but then I found it from my pocket and found that it was not the same one at all." Your one was a fake. ”

"Huh!?" Wang Yue looked desperate, "So to speak, my five million, my champagne and beauties, I ...... with the big villa"

"Wake up, wake up from the dream. ”

"Poof! I'm going to kill myself! Don't stop me!"

"No one stopped you at all, okay?"

Ignoring the teasing behavior of the two, at this time, Tang Tiantian suddenly said: "Great god...... Those three people, why did you let them go?"

Li Yu was stunned and said, "Why can't I let the three of them go?"

Tang Tiantian said excitedly: "Because they are criminals! The three of them are the evil side! And we are the righteous side! The evil side will be judged!"

Li Yu thought for a while, paused, and said: "What you said is good, but they are first-time offenders, plus they have a legitimate reason, and they didn't hurt anyone, and the money has already been returned, otherwise forget it." ”

"But but!" Tang Tian puffed up sweetly, what justice, what law, what fairness......

Li Yu was extremely helpless, and suddenly, Li Yu's eyes lit up, and a shy expression appeared on his face, and said: "This, Tang Tiantian, in fact, I let them go, in fact, there is a reason." ”

"What is the reason?" Tang Tiantian wondered.

"You see, if the three of them become idols, they will become popular, and they are everywhere on the TV network, so we can take the opportunity to warn other netizens not to commit crimes! Otherwise, this will be the fate of the criminals in the future. In this way, there will be countless fewer criminals in the world, right?"

"Yes, yes, why didn't I think of it! Great god, what you said is so right!" Tang Tiantian's eyes were full of excitement and excitement, and there was even a flush on his face because of excitement.

"Justice, this is the real justice!

"Haha, right, right, I'm the embodiment of justice, please call me Teacher Tiga in the future!"

"Teacher Tiga!

Wang Yue held his forehead, how did he know these two comics.

……

When I got back to the city, it was already the middle of the night. Li Yu drove the car to the police station and said, "Wang Yue, get out of the car." ”

"What, I'll get out of the car?" Wang Yue looked confused, "It should be her getting out of the car, right, isn't she a policeman, it's just right to go back now." ”

Li Yu said disdainfully: "Don't you look at what time it is, people have already gotten off work, you hurry up and get out, I still have to have an in-depth soul exchange with other girls!"

"Damn! You think I don't know what dirty thoughts you have in your heart!"

"!" Li Yu kicked Wang Yue out of the car.

"Well, no one bothered us now. ”

"Hmm. Tang Tiantian took the opportunity to sit in the co-pilot, looking at Li Yu's eyes, with admiration, and a little inexplicable emotion.

"By the way, add a WeChat. ”

"Okay. Tang Tiantian happily took out her mobile phone.

Suddenly, she wondered, "Hey, great god, why is this message of yours so strange?"

Wang Yue: xxxxxxxxx

"What's so many forks?"

Li Yu said: "Oh, this, this person is a pornographic seller, and when I refused, he became angry and ashamed and began to scold me."

Tell me, how could someone as pure and upright as me look at such a thing?

Tang Tiantian's face flushed, and he said: "Phew! Hooligans! This person is simply too bad! I actually seduced you! I will notify the technical staff of the headquarters in a moment and arrest this person." ”

"Oh, so you don't have to tell because this person is outside. ”

"Huh?" Tang Tiantian looked out the window.

Outside the window, Wang Yue stood in the cold wind, with a snot on his face and tears on his face: "God, earth, people now, if you have a sister, you forget your brother, God, I don't live anymore......"

took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, why haven't you come yet, hurry up!"

After a while, a man with sunglasses rode over on a small electric car, and when he saw Wang Yue, he calmly walked over, took out a small bench and sat down, took out an erhu from behind, and pulled out a song of Erquan Yingyue.

Outside the window, Wang Yue stood in the cold wind, with a snot on his face and tears on his face: "God, earth, people now, if you have a sister, you forget your brother, God, I don't live anymore......"

This tragic expression, coupled with a tragic erhu sound to the extreme, simply makes those who hear it sad and those who see it cry.

Dogs in more than a dozen nearby neighborhoods barked at the same time.

"Who's it!

"I don't let people sleep at night!"

"That's it! If we make any more noise, we'll call the police!"

Tang Tiantian rolled up the window.

Wang Yue's face suddenly turned happy, and said: "Beauty, you are still the best for me, unlike a certain beast, come, let me introduce you, Brother Erhu, my latest partner." ”

Brother Erhu was expressionless and did not speak.

"Don't mind, he's like that. ”

Tang Tiantian took out her mobile phone. Wang Yue's face was overjoyed, and he said: "Eh, beauty, I really thank you, I didn't let you pay for me to call a special car, so let's do it, I don't pick a person, and I don't say I want a Rolls-Royce, just reluctantly get a BMW, I'm not picky." ”

Tang Tiantian said lightly: "Hey, is it the headquarters, it's me, I'm outside the police station now, there is a young man suspected of spreading ** videos, as well as the crime of disturbing the people, please arrest him as soon as possible." ”

Wang Yue's expression froze, and he said, "Beauty... You don't have to play so much......"

"That's him!

"Over there!"

Wang Yue was suddenly frightened and panicked: "Brother Erhu, let's go!"

Brother Erhu still looked calm, sat on the small electric power, and pulled Wang Yue to gallop away.

……

Li Yu looked at this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he shook his head.

"Fortunately, Wang Yue is a man, otherwise I'm afraid I should have said why, obviously I came first...... Luckily, he's a man. ”

Tang Tiantian smiled again and said, "Great God, don't worry, my colleagues will definitely arrest this person as soon as possible."

Hey, by the way, God, is there any connection between the two things you just mentioned?"

"Of course, WeChat will automatically harmonize swearing, yellow and other words, don't you know?"

Tang Tiantian opened her mouth wide and said, "It's really fake, how come I don't know." ”

"Oh, maybe you don't read much. ”

Tang Tiantian puffed out her mouth and said, "I don't believe it! I want to try it myself!"

After a moment, Tang Tiantian smiled and said, "Look, God, I just said that WeChat really doesn't have this function." ”

Li Yu's eyes widened, and he saw that on WeChat, the other party sent a picture of two cats entangled with each other. The picture is obviously turned, and there are words written on it.

Male Cat: Hey, hey, you're screaming, even if you scream and cut your throat, no one will come to save you!

Female cat: Pulse pressure belt, pressure pulse belt!

Male cat: Hey, hey, wait,, what's this?

The "she-cat" licked her lips: Big brother, it's fun to play, it's my turn next.

Male cat: Pulse pressure belt, pressure pulse belt!

"666, 666!" Li Yu was convinced, admiring both the brain hole of the owner of the text and the degree of pollution of the text.

Li Yu shook his head with a smile, touched Tang Tiantian's head, and said, "Okay, no kidding, where is your home, I'll send you back." Or do you get off here?"

Tang Tiantian paused and said, "I'd better get off here, after all, the money is okay to pay back." ”

"Well, that's fine. By the way, I'll get out of the car too, this car wasn't mine either. ”

"Great God ......"

Li Yu said: "Okay, don't call me a great god, a great god, I'm embarrassed to call me a monk in the foundation building period, you can call me Li Yu." ”

"Well, then, well......"

"Li Yu. Tang Tiantian muttered sweetly and said with a smile, "Well, okay, Li Yu!"

Tang Tiantian said: "Li Yu, thank you, and tomorrow is Christmas Eve, I wish you a happy Christmas Eve~"

"How can there be a Christmas Eve and a happy blessing. Well, well, Happy Christmas Eve. ”