The faces of the three robbers immediately turned pale to the point of not having a trace of blood, and they exclaimed, "Impossible!!"

Wang Yue also shouted: "Damn! This forced 666, when did you learn this trick? I want to learn it too!"

Tang Tiantian was also shocked, but because the attack was not directed towards her, there was only shock, not panic. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"You... Who the hell are you!?"

This is also what the three robbers want to ask.

Li Yu said: "I have said it a long time ago! The deity is a cultivator! I originally wanted to let you live, but you killed yourself! Then, stay here!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

……

The robber boss turned pale and shouted in horror: "Second, third, run!!"

With a resolute face, he said, "I'll stay here and drag him down!

"No, Boss, we're not leaving!"

"We can't leave you alone!"

"You guys go quickly! We can't all die in this vein! You have to live!"

"No! we can't go! we can't leave you!"

", when did you stop listening to your boss!?"

"No, we're not leaving!

A life-and-death parting was staged in front of him, and Li Yu said lightly: "How do I feel that I am the bad guy?"

Wang Yue nodded and said, "Well, I think so too." ”

Tang Tiantian's eyes showed excitement and excitement, and he shouted: "Justice will win!!"

"Great God, I love you! Hurry up and give those evil people their due punishment!" Tang Tiantian became Li Yu's fan sister in a blink of an eye.

Wang Yue knelt down and said, "Why! Why can you also get my sister like this!"

Li Yu put away the little sun at once, and said: "Okay, okay, get up, I don't plan to do anything to you, now you believe it, I am a cultivator, and the one over there can be regarded as a cultivator." ”

Wang Yue stood up arrogantly and said, "That's right! Actually, I'm also a cultivator!"

The three robbers opened their mouths wide and said, "You are also a cultivator?"

"Yes!"

The three robbers wanted to cry without tears, and said, "O heaven!

Wang Yue was unhappy and said, "This is called humor, OK?"

The three robbers said tentatively: "Then, in this way, that little beauty is also ......"

"Oh, she's not. ”

The three of them were relieved and said, "Huh, it's okay." "If it's really three cultivators, and the three of them kidnapped three cultivators, then I'm afraid that I will definitely want to die now.

Tang Tiantian walked over, stuck to Li Yu, and said coquettishly: "Great God, please, teach me how good it is?"

Li Yu narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Why, and what do you want to do after you learn it?"

Tang Tiantian smiled: "After I learn to cultivate the truth, of course, I will be a messenger of justice, eradicate all injustices in the world, and let justice spread all over the world." ”

"Oh, nice dreams. Li Yu smiled, "But I refuse." ”

If you really want such a secondary and secondary disease to learn to cultivate the truth, then you have to do it!

Tang Tiantian suddenly petrified, and said coquettishly: "Don't, please, great god, teach me to cultivate the truth~~~"

"Poof!" Wang Yue and the robbers on the side spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Li Yu was stunned and said righteously: "No, using violence to conquer evil is also an evil in a fundamental sense, and you must learn to use your righteous heart to influence the wicked." ”

"Probation?"

"That's right, you have to make those wicked people feel your righteous heart and make them feel ashamed of themselves, so that not only will there be one less wicked person in the world, but one more good person will be influenced by this!"

Tang Tiantian's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, yes, great god, what you said is so right!"

After fooling Tang Tiantian over, Li Yu nodded contentedly and said, "Those three over there, ask you a question, if you don't answer well." ”

Li Yu's eyes narrowed, and he took out a stone from his feet, and with a "click" the stone shattered in half.

"Goo-to-......" The three of them looked frightened and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Li Yu smiled and said, "Don't be too nervous, if you answer well......"

Redeeming a gold brick from the system, he fell to the ground with a snap, squinted his eyes, and said with a smile: "I can give you such a thing infinitely." ”

"Boss !!" The three robbers immediately hugged one of Li Yu's thighs.

"Take us as little brothers!!"

One person, one person, and another person who had no legs to hug, looked confused and very aggrieved.

In the face of reality, the three robbers directly abandoned the festival.

What robbed a bank, what RMB, just wanted to die or live, together, only a few million yuan were robbed from the bank.

And what about the gods, they threw out a gold brick bigger than their heads!

Oh my God, gold is so dense that a matchbox-sized gold brick weighs more than 500 grams, which is equivalent to a pound, and a gold brick with a big head weighs at least a few hundred kilograms.

Just such a gold brick will be n times more valuable than all the money grabbed before!

Not to mention, Shenhao just said that there are as many gold bricks as there are.

Not to mention that this Shenhao is a cultivator who is awesome and coaxing!

I knew what bank I was robbing, and how good it was to hug Shenhao's thighs before. The three of them were full of remorse!

Wang Yue said with disdain: "You guys recognize the boss? Do you still have some discipline? Do you want to be ashamed?"

The three people who said this sentence were ashamed.

"You guys, too young, too simple, still too young. ”

Wang Yue knelt on the ground with a "poof", "Boss! I, Wang Yue, am willing to go up the sword mountain and go down the sea of fire for you in this life, as long as you say a word, my Wang Yue will not give up even if his liver and brain are smeared! So, boss, accept me as a little brother!"

"Damn, you're the most shameless!!" The three of them were furious.

"Discipline, what is that, can you eat it?" Wang Yue showed an innocent expression.

Li Yu narrowed his eyes and said, "You girl, why do you want to recognize me as the boss now?"

Wang Yue said shyly: "The little brother was ignorant before, and I didn't recognize your greatness and brilliance until today, so I recommended myself, hoping to follow you, don't ask for anything, as long as I can learn one percent of you, I feel that it is enough to glorify my ancestors." ”

"But......" Wang Yue said shyly, "after all, I am such a big living person, I can't be starved to death, of course I am not greedy, in the future, as long as you give me a thousand gold bricks every month as living expenses, I will be satisfied." ”

The three robbers were shocked and said, "Damn, aren't you greedy for a thousand gold bricks a month?"

"Is a thousand dollars a lot in this society now?"

"Damn, you're a gold brick, not a renminbi!"

"Boss, you take us, we are different from him, we only need 800 yuan a month for three months. ”

"Damn, aren't you greedy and embarrassed to talk about me!"

", we're three!"

"Boss, take us!"

Li Yu narrowed his eyes and said, "For the sake of you not hurting people with guns before, I can give you a chance, but you have to explain why you robbed the bank first?"

The robber boss stood up, his face full of bitterness and helplessness, and said, "Boss, in fact, we don't want to, but we really can't help it." ”

"What's going on, you tell me carefully. ”

"Okay, in fact, we are three brothers and we run a martial arts gym.

This is handed down by our master, and it has a history of hundreds of years. Master, that is, the owner of the pavilion, passed it on to us after his death.

Originally, we also recruited a lot of students with our skills. But later, there was another martial arts hall next door to us, and they claimed to be the descendants of the ancient martial arts family, and they forcibly dragged our students away.

Not to mention that, he often sent people to smash our martial arts hall, injuring a lot of disciples in our martial arts hall.

But their hall master is a martial artist of the Martial Arts Triple Realm, and even if the three of us are combined, we are not his opponents. Instead, he was taught a lesson by the other party.

It doesn't matter if the three of us have rough skin and thick flesh, but our disciples can't! Many of us have broken arms and legs, and we are recuperating in the martial arts hall, and we can't even afford to go to the hospital!

There is no way, we have to think of doing a big vote, not to say anything about glorifying the ancestors, to carry forward the martial arts hall, at least to heal the injuries of the disciples of the martial arts hall. ”

Li Yu nodded and said, "Then where did you get your guns?"

"Well, these are fake guns, only sounds, the kind of guns that school physical education teachers use to test their scores. ”

"Oh, I see. Li Yu nodded, "But it's hard for me to imagine, let's not talk about whether the Guwu family exists, even if it exists, the people of the Guwu family will go to a small city like Z City to open a martial arts hall?"

Robber Lao Dao: "I also wondered, but then we checked and found that he was really from the Guwu family in the capital." ”

The robber boss was full of unwillingness, and said: "This backer behind him, even if we cultivate to become the Martial Dao Triple Realm and the Martial Dao Fivefold Realm in the future, I'm afraid we will not have the qualifications to retaliate."

It is said that in the four major families, the martial arts triple is not as good as the dog, and the martial arts five are all over the streets. We are in ...... It's powerless!"

But then, everyone showed hopeful eyes and looked: "But now, with you, the boss, it is naturally different." No matter how good they are, to put it bluntly, they are still warriors. But you're a cultivator! you can destroy them with a little finger!"

Li Yu waved his hand and said: "Low-key, low-key, it has been popular to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger these days, not to mention, in a legal society, don't fight and kill at every turn, we have to talk about the law." ”

“……”

Li Yu groaned: "Well, so you were forced to rob the bank in order to save the abandoned martial arts hall?"

"Well, so to speak. ”

"Then why don't you choose to be an idol?"

“…… Idol?"

Li Yu patted the robber boss on the shoulder and said, "Do you know that the idol industry has been very profitable recently." For example, Japan's US, AKK48, and the domestic copycat group SNN48 are all quite famous. ”

The three of them looked confused and said, "Boss, what kind of industry is an idol?"

Li Yu said: "To put it simply, it is a profession that wears revealing clothes, sings on the stage, dances, sells cuteness, and cheats the house money." ”

The three of them opened their mouths wide and said, "Boss, is this okay?

"Of course!" Li Yu paused, "Oh, yes, but you may not be able to." ”

The three of them were anxious and said, "Why!"

It sounds like such a lucrative profession, why can't they do it!

"Because these are all made by little girls, who will watch the men as idols! Oh, by the way, there is also the Korean Oba, but the parents have to be good-looking, you three ...... Stains. The rest of the sentence was not repeated.

"The three of us...... The three of us are pretty good-looking......" The three of them said this, and they didn't believe it.

At this time, the robber Lao San hugged the money box tightly, as if money could give him a little comfort.

"By the way, I kindly remind you that the money you have grabbed is recorded by the bank, and I am afraid there is no way to spend it. ”

The three of them suddenly looked desperate and said, "No, it's impossible!"

Li Yu pointed at Tang Tiantian and said, "She's a policeman, you ask her." ”

"This, officer, is this true?"

The three robbers ask the police if the money they have stolen from the bank can be spent, and this scene is also a big joke in the world.

However, Tang Tiantian nodded very seriously and said, "Yes, the great god is right, these money banks including the police have records, as long as one of them enters the market, the police can quickly arrest you." ”

Then, Tang Tiantian said with a righteous face: "So, you better turn yourself in quickly! Although it sounds like the three of you are martial artists, under justice, everything will turn into nothingness." ”

"You're enough. A brain melon exploded on Tang Tiantian's forehead.

"Ahh Tang Tiantian covered her forehead and puffed out her mouth.

The three of them looked desperate and said, "Could it be that God really wants to kill us......

"Ahem, no. Li Yu said.

Suddenly, the three of them looked at Li Yu with a look of hope.

"Yes! We've got the boss!"

"The Boss won't ignore us!"

"Boss, I love you!"

Li Yu smiled, patted the robber boss on the shoulder, and said, "You three, go and become an idol." ”

“…… What?"

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