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The second dog said angrily: "Boy, let go of this seat, that little deflated three touched the reverse scales of the deity, and this seat wants to bite that little deflated three to death!"

Li Yu said: "You can't do it, once you do it, can't you quite admit that what he said before is correct?"

The second dog was stunned, but there was a look of grievance on his face, and he said, "Is this seat just so enduring?"

"Bear with it, he's telling the truth anyway. ”

"Wangwang, this seat wants you to die--!!"

The second dog said angrily: "You know the majesty of this seat! As long as those little girl's skins in ancient times were *touched by the deity, don't want them." ”

Li Yu silently chanted the incantation here.

"Damn,,,!!Damn boy, you chant mantras, you ...... Ahhhhhh

Li Yu stopped.

The second dog panted and said, "Damn boy... Sooner or later... This seat is going to make your soul fly away......"

Everyone said: "Master, will this dog do anything but do a handstand?"

"It's like, let's open our eyes. ”

Li Yu said: "Of course, Langya Immortal Venerable, give the deity ......"

Ergouzi snorted coldly: "Delusional! No matter what you ask this seat to do next, this seat will not agree to you!"

"Are you sure?"

"Ten boxes of ham sausages. ”

"Wow!"

Li Yu said: "Well, performing a handstand is actually nothing, next, you can ask him a math problem casually, and I promise it can be answered." ”

"Really?"

"That's a math problem, huh?"

"It can answer even a husky?"

"No, didn't the master say it before, it's a fairy dog, uh no, an immortal dog, it's the same as the fairy dog of Erlang Zhenjun, and it's not very easy to answer a math problem. ”

"That's good. ”

One person stood up and said, "Well, what is 1+1?"

The second dog was stunned for a moment.

"Master, this is not right, why doesn't it answer?"

The two dogs are bruised.

Li Yu said: "Oh, it probably thinks that you are insulting its IQ by asking this kind of question, so it refuses to answer this question." ”

Everyone was surprised: "This dog is really a man." ”

"Alright, I'll have a high-level question. ”

The second dog sneered, the question of the advanced point, this is about the same, this is worthy of the identity of this seat.

"What is 3+3?"

The corners of Ergouzi's mouth twitched, and he said, "Draft the horse! This is also called an advanced question!?"

The man was stunned and said, "Master, why hasn't it answered?"

Li Yu said: "It despises your IQ and asks why you are asking such a retarded question." ”

The crowd was furious.

"Nima, a dog dares to despise people!"

"Even if you are a fairy dog, and you are not honestly subdued by the master, what right do you have to despise us!"

"Wang!"

The crowd was even angrier.

"Okay, I'll give you a set of super difficult questions! Q, how much is 1534*3648!"

The second dog was angry and said, "Wang!"

"Master, why did he only scream?"

"Oh, he mean, you're trying to exhaust it, a simpler question. ”

"Nima! I didn't bother to mention the simple one just now, why don't you answer the difficult one now? I don't think I can answer it at all!"

Of course, having said that, the anthropomorphic attitude of the second dog made them suspicious.

After all, they had never seen a dog so human-like before.

At this moment, a person suddenly interjected in the queue.

"Master, Master, I want to tell fortunes. ”

Everyone was not happy and said, "Hey, what's the matter with you, line up!"

"That's right, the master said, don't line up and don't give fortune tellers. ”

The man said, "Whew... Call... I've got a registered number!"

"Register?" Everyone was stunned, and suddenly woke up, "I'll go, are you one of the three people who asked the master to register last time?"

"That's right, that's me. ”

"I'll go, why did you come so quickly, I thought you would have to come in an hour or two sooner or later. ”

There are also some people who join in the fun, as well as people who have heard others say how Li Yu is effective.

"Eh, buddy, what's going on?"

"Alas, don't mention it, the last time the master was here to tell the fortune, and after the fortune telling, we wanted to count a few more people, but the master didn't agree, and then I compromised and thought of a way, simply register, whoever registered first, next time I came to tell the fortune, you can cut the line. ”

"I'll go, it's still like this!"

"That's fine!"

"Alas, there is no way, who makes the family lucky. ”

"How many people are there?"

"There were three of them. ”

"Ah, it's only three people. ”

"yes, that's why I said they were lucky. ”

Everyone looked at the man with envy and jealousy.

Li Yu paused slightly and said, "It's okay, I'll calculate it for you first." ”

The passer-by, who was originally in the first line and was about to be her turn to tell fortunes, was suddenly unhappy.

However, since this is the master himself, he can't say anything.

I had to keep comforting myself in my heart, "It's okay, it's okay, it's only one person ...... anyway"

Li Yu said: "What do you want to count?"

The man said, "Master, I want you to help me calculate what my child's fortune will be in the future." ”

The crowd said, "Child, you are so young, you have children?"

The man said embarrassedly: "Well, ahem, I got married early." ”

"Congratulations, how old is your child?"

"Well, my kid is three years old. ”

"Three years old, it's time to go to kindergarten, but, I said you, your children didn't bring it here, how can the master tell fortunes?"

The man blushed and said, "I don't know when the master will come to tell the fortune, I came in a hurry, the child is still in kindergarten, and I didn't have time to pick up the ......."

"I'll go, you didn't bring your child, it's a fart life!"

"That's it, you'd better bring the kids with you. ”

The man's expression was extremely entangled, he looked at Li Yu, and said, "Master, that, my child is not here, can I also tell fortunes?"

Li Yu was expressionless, and said lightly: "You can tell fortunes, but the results are not as accurate as that." ”

The man said happily: "It's okay, it's okay, master, you can help me calculate first, and when I am free in the future, I will come to you to calculate carefully." ”

"It's fine. ”

The crowd in line said, "I'll go, the child can tell fortunes without being here?"

"A master is a master, awesome!"

Li Yu didn't speak, and looked at the man.

"Master, what are you doing with my face, it's quite uncomfortable......"

Li Yu said: "Don't speak. ”

The man hurriedly closed his mouth.

After seeing the man's face, Li Yu looked at the man's palmistry again, and finally closed his eyes and muttered silently.

The onlookers whispered, "Eh, what is the master doing here?"

"Who knows. ”

"The master is telling fortunes, and we ordinary people don't understand it. ”

At this time, Li Yu opened his eyes and said, "You are the child's father, just now I used you as a medium to help your child calculate his fate." ”

Everyone suddenly realized and said, "The master is really telling fortunes." ”

"This kind of fortune-telling method of the master is really unprecedented, I don't need to be here to tell fortunes, it's really good!"

The man said nervously, "Master, what about the result?"

Li Yu was stunned and said with a faint smile: "Your children's fortune is very good, two children, one in business in the future, and the other in the future as an official, live a rich and noble life, happy and worry-free, and they are very filial to you." ”

The man immediately smiled and said, "Really, master?"

The onlookers said, "Yo, your child will be developed in the future! Congratulations!"

The man smiled: "You're welcome, everyone's polite." ”

"Dude, you will enjoy the blessings of heaven and man in the future! The child is rich and filial!"

"Alas, people are more popular than people, and my little rabbit cub is one-tenth as good as your child, and our whole family must die of joy. ”

Hearing this, the man smiled almost from ear to ear.

Suddenly, however, his expression froze.

"Wait a minute, Master, are you wrong. ”

Passers-by were stunned and said, "How could the master say something wrong?" ”

Li Yu said: "Oh, what do you think I said wrong?"

The man was shocked: "Master, there are three children in my family. ”

The onlookers were a little confused.

"Three children?"

"Hey, what the master just said about two children?"

"What's going on?"

"Could it really be that the master miscalculated?"

"No way, who is the master! How could he be wrong!"

The man was stunned and full of doubts.

Li Yu didn't speak, shook his head, and finally sighed.

I don't know where to go, I took out a green hat and put it on the man's hand.

The man's face was suddenly full of consternation.

The onlookers were also stunned.

"This, this Nima ......"

Everyone looked at the man, their eyes full of surprise and finally sympathy.

The second dog was already lying on the ground laughing and out of breath.

"666, 666, this cuckold belt, it's just 6 turns!"

"Well, this dude...... Don't think too much, buddy, if you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head. ”

"Dude, you can live this life, although one of them is not biological, but the remaining two are still your own after all!"

"It's like, think about your future, the future is bright, what is this thing? ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, his face full of disbelief.

"Big... Guru... You're kidding......"

Li Yu shook his head with a wry smile on his face.

The man suddenly collapsed and said, "No-!"

Everyone comforted: "Dude, it's okay, this kind of thing, who has never experienced it in this life." ”

He said that in the wind and rain, this little pain is nothing. Wipe away your tears, don't be afraid, at least we still have dreams......"

"Dream of you***B! Everyone is like this, you are still in the mood to sing!"

"I'm just trying to persuade this dude......"

The man's face was full of disbelief, and he was both angry and angry!

Li Yu said: "Dude, I want to open up, although you are green now, but your future is bright, at least your two sons are very filial." ”

The man hurriedly took a few deep breaths and said, "Whew... Call... Right... Master, you're right, at least my son is very filial......"