Li Yu said: "Their fortune telling is for life, my fortune telling is for chance, our purposes are different, there is no need to say anything about this matter, my fortune telling will be 66 yuan in the future." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Master!"

Everyone was moved, and their admiration for Li Yu was even more than three points.

The man said excitedly: "Master, then I ......"

Li Yu silently accepted the 66 yuan and said, "Well, stretch out your hand." ”

The man hurriedly stretched out his hand.

Li Yu looked at it, was silent for a moment, and said: "According to the observation of the deity, you can live to be 120 years old in this life. ”

The man was immediately overjoyed and said, "Master, are you serious?"

The crowd boiled.

"This young man, his life is too good, he can live so long!"

"That's it, it's too good!"

The crowd was envious and jealous, not to mention that there were some elderly people in the crowd, who were even more envious and jealous when they heard this.

However, it was the first time to see Li Yu in the crowd, and he came to line up.

He said that if he lived to be 120 years old, he would live to be 120 years old?"

"You know what you! Since it was the master who said it, it must be right!"

"That's it, you don't even believe in the master, and you're still standing in line, let's go!"

The man was stunned for a moment, this master was really so effective?

The man was excited, but because the surprise was too intense, it was a little unbelievable.

"Master, tell me really, I can really live to be 120 years old?"

Li Yu said lightly: "Little brother, it seems that you don't believe me?"

The man hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I definitely don't believe in the master, I'm just curious, you can count it in less than a minute, this is amazing." ”

Li Yu said: "The supernatural powers of the deity are what you can imagine, it's okay to leave quickly, if you really don't believe it, come to me when you are 119 years old." ”

"Young man, let's go, the master has said it, don't you still believe the master?"

"That's it, you have such a good life, go back and enjoy the blessings. ”

"Yes, yes. The man was immediately overjoyed, hurriedly thanked Li Yu, and left.

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

……

The second dog was suddenly envious, jealous and hateful, this kid was too popular.

The second fortune teller was the man who had doubts about Li Yu's fortune telling before.

"Damn, did I just come out of prison, and the world has changed?

The man was shocked and said, "Master, it would be better for you to help me calculate where I should go next in life." ”

The crowd was speechless and said, "I'll go, what's the problem." ”

"You don't even know what you're doing, and you still let the master help tell your fortune?"

"You just don't tell fortunes and go buy lottery tickets. ”

The man said angrily: "Why, can't I count this question?

"Damn, how are you talking!"

"That's it, how do you talk to the master!"

"Believe it or not, we're going to beat you!"

The man snorted coldly.

Li Yu said lightly: "What are you anxious about, the deity didn't say that it can't be counted." ”

The man snorted coldly: "Then you can calculate it quickly." ”

Li Yu said lightly: "Well, according to the observation of the deity, I'm afraid where you came from, I'm afraid you have to go somewhere." ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and then furious.

"Lao Tzu has just been released from prison, so you let Lao Tzu go back?

Everyone was shocked, and then they became angry, and said, "He actually wants to beat the master!?"

"Quick! Protect the Master!"

"Let's get on it!"

The man's face changed instantly, and he said, "No, no, it's not like this, misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”

However, his explanation had no effect, and in a few moments, he was beaten to the head of a pig by the angry crowd.

Immediately afterwards, with the sound of a rapid police car, a police car came.

"What's going on?"

Everyone said in unison: "He beat us!"

The man immediately spat out a mouthful of old blood.

This policeman has a weird expression, he beats you??he beats a group of you alone??

Is he crazy in his brain?

"This comrade policeman, it's not like this, I'm ......"

"Forget it, don't talk about it yet, let's go to the police station with me, and besides, your injury, or let's go to the hospital first." ”

Immediately afterward, the policeman took the man away.

……

When I saw the police car whizzing away.

Everyone was pleasantly surprised.

"Sure enough, the master's fortune-telling has worked again!"

"Master, you're so accurate!"

"Master, hurry, come to the next one!"

Li Yu shook his neck and said, "No, I'm a little tired today." ”

Everyone was square and said, "Master, you just counted two people today, why are you tired?"

"You know a fart, master fortune telling consumes energy, do you understand? Do you think that master fortune telling is as easy as walking? It's so simple, anyone can tell fortunes!"

"What you say makes sense! Master, you see, when you're tired, why don't you rest and rest first? After all, you've only been here for less than five minutes, and it's a bit too much to leave right away......

"Yes, Master, you rest first, and then we will continue when we are rested. ”

Before Li Yu could speak, the second dog was unhappy first.

"Grass! Why are you people so cheap! He is more dog-legged than a dog's leg! He is a great fortune-teller? This seat can also be calculated! Why are you looking for him, you can also find a fortune-telling from this seat!

Everyone was shocked and said, "Master, where did this husky come from?"

"Yes, Master, where did this dog come from? ”

"Hey, by the way, I saw this dog just now, and he has been hanging around the master, could it be that this dog is yours of the master?"

"This is your dog, master? I'll just say, this dog is magnificent, extraordinary, at a glance, you know that it is a very people-raised dog, this kind of temperament, only you can raise a dog with this temperament!"

The second dog's nose was crooked, and he said: "This seat is Yu Xuanang is born!

"Woohoo!"

Li Yu said lightly: "This dog is mine, but he is not an ordinary dog." ”

Everyone said: "Master, we can all see that this kind of dog is very high, and it must not be an ordinary dog." ”

Li Yu said: "No, you misunderstood, the dog you said, although the momentum is different, it is still an ordinary dog, but my dog is the reincarnation of a fairy beast, a fairy dog!"

Everyone was stunned.

Fairy dogs?

The second dog barked wildly: "The fairy dog who drafts the horse, Lao Tzu is a fairy beast!!beast!!not a dog!!"

Someone said tentatively: "Then may I ask the master, how is this fairy dog different from ordinary dogs?"

Li Yu said: "This question is a good question, the biggest difference between fairy dogs and mortal dogs is that I am a dog who can understand human speech." ”

The crowd was amazed.

"Can you understand people?"

"Really, it's fake, it's so incredible!"

"Master, may I ask, what is the scope of what you mean by understanding people's words? Is it shaking hands and sitting down?"

Li Yu said: "Of course not, what you said is a dog can understand, no matter what the person I say, this dog can understand!

Everyone was shocked: "It's really fake, unbelievable!?"

"A mere dog can understand human speech and write?"

"Who, are you doubting the master?"

"No, I didn't doubt the master, it's just that dogs can do these things, and I am too surprised. ”

Li Yu said lightly: "I know you may not believe it, I'll just give you a performance next." ”

"Langya Immortal Venerable obeys the order!"

The second dog was stunned for a moment, what is this kid's name? Langya Immortal Venerable? He really called this seat Langya Immortal Venerable? ?

The second dog said proudly: "Boy, what are you doing with this seat?"

Yet what others heard.

"Wang!"

"Langya Immortal Venerable listens to the order, the deity orders you, stand upside down and walk!"

The second dog suddenly became angry and said, "Nima!"

The crowd boiled and said, "Walk upside down?"

"I've go, I've only seen a dog shake hands and sit down, it's amazing to stand and walk, but I haven't seen it, I haven't even heard of it, a dog can walk upside down!"

"The master really made me wait to open my eyes this time. ”

Li Yu said lightly: "Ergouzi, do you still want to eat?"

Ergouzi said: "...... You despicable creature, even so, you can't pay for the dignity of this seat. ”

"Two meals. ”

"This seat is a Langya immortal beast, and this seat is full of dignity......"

"Three meals. ”

"Do you know how people admired this seat in ancient times......?

"Five meals, not pulling down. ”

Ergouzi immediately stuck out his tongue and said, "Wang, deal." ”

Everyone said: "Master, why doesn't this dog walk upside down?"

"yes, doesn't it find it difficult to walk upside down?"

Li Yu said: "Don't worry, next, is the moment when I witness the miracle to everyone!"

Ergouzi stuck out his tongue, took a few steps back, and then ran forward violently, and one turned over.

The two front paws were pressed to the ground, and the two hind legs were dangling in mid-air.

"Damn, this dog is really walking upside down!"

"I'm tired, this is too 6, no, I want to post on Weibo!"

"Huh...... It turned out that this dog was actually a female dog, and there was no such thing in her crotch...... Hey, it doesn't seem to be, haha, it turned out to be too small, I didn't see it before. ”

The second dog suddenly burst into green muscles, turned into an ancient fierce beast, and pounced on the man!

"Give me back!"

was slammed on the ground by Li Yu with one hand.

Immobile.

The man was startled.

"Damn, scared my brother to death, Nima thought I was going to die. ”

"The master is worthy of being a master, and he held down the dog with one hand. ”

Li Yu said: "I apologized to everyone, because this dog is a fairy dog, he has a bad temper in the mortal world." ”