Chang'e seemed to know, and she didn't tell me, but just stared at ...... with her eyes

The small scroll of paper was absorbed by the eyes, flashing, revealing the Jade Emperor; unfolding the scroll of paper and looking at it, he simply said: "Go down! We must do a good job of Phoenix Mountain!"

I was very confused! I wanted to ask, "How to carry out construction?" and I was about to shout: "My emperor is ...... billions of years old."

However, the Jade Emperor disappeared from the eyes of the Queen Mother, and waited for a long time and never reappeared.

The Queen Mother saw that I was stupid, and she understood better than anyone else, and she didn't say anything superfluous, just said: "Your business is done, you can leave!"

What is this? I have a pimple in my heart, and at least I have to give a comprehensive answer, and I have to send someone or something—and I am very upset when it is done......

Chang'e seemed a little nervous, and the nun didn't say anything more, holding my hand tightly, and tears naturally fell......

What the hell is wrong with her? Is she reluctant to leave? Can the Queen Mother stay after she has been evicted? Besides, I didn't say I wanted to leave, why did she cry?

The Queen Mother just stared at us and didn't say a word, and the great fool saw it, didn't I understand?

Chang'e really couldn't stay any longer, held my hand tightly, flicked her leg and flew out of the door, rose into the air, and looked back: the queen mother really didn't come out, which made people feel a little lost in their hearts.

I was disheartened, and I longed to see the nun, and even more so to hear her voice, all of which was never realized.

Chang'e's face was gloomy, her expression was gloomy, the emotion of parting was closely around her, and she couldn't linger, she just kept flying, and the speed was very fast, and after a while, she saw Phoenix Mountain......

I don't want to look at this nasty place, and everywhere there is a wilderness, how can it be compared with the splendid palace? especially Chang'e's bedroom, which is stained with the warmth of a woman, and the moment of sexual bliss, which is brighter than the sun, and all this is about to disappear......

Chang'e is leaving, I feel reluctant, men can't cry because of this, they have to endure strongly, their hands are trembling unconsciously, they haven't spoken, but the corners of their mouths are constantly twitching, this kind of sadness is only understood in their hearts.

She held my hands tightly, wiped the tears from her eyes, and still couldn't help crying: "If you think of me, turn your eyes into it, and you can see it, but work hard to get promoted and come back to me as soon as possible." ”

I was so excited! I held her hand tightly, endured the tears rolling in my eyes, wiped it gently, sobbed, turned and flew away......

Chang'e stood there, staring at me for a long time, until she couldn't see me......

Throw me here again, my brain is confused, I can't find the direction, I miss the good times with Chang'e very much, although I am older, I know how to love people, I always have warm feelings in my brain, especially her breath full of love, which is unforgettable......

I came to the top of the mountain and hesitated, looking at the mountains and rivers below.

There is only sorrow, and there is no sexual happiness to be found. I don't know if I can go down to this broken place? I don't even have a place to live, and I have to help others solve cases......

Finally, I heard a shout from afar: "Master Rabbit, wait a minute!"

This voice is very unfamiliar, is there something wrong with me? I haven't gone down yet? What is it called?

In the blink of an eye, the man had arrived, and I was greeted by a strange man: his hair was neither long nor short, he was dressed like a woman, and his face was so strange, the most prominent of which were three eyes. I stared at him carefully, and I was greeted by a clear eyebrow, a well-proportioned body, and a strange smell exuding from his body; was he a man or a woman? Needless to say, he must be a second man. These people have to make themselves look like this......

The first time we met, he seemed very proactive, stared at me and said, "My name is Erlang God! ”

"Erlang God, I remember, remember fighting with the monkey-headed monkey-brained guy, doesn't it look like this?"

Erlang God didn't speak, his three eyes, turned around in the sockets, looking very smart, thought about it before saying: "People have to change, only then can they have fun; otherwise, life is like a jar of stagnant water; for example, I have seventy-two changes; I can change whatever I want?"

I like women the most, I don't know how many float in front of me, I think of sweet, sour, and vinegar, I want to ask, "Can you be beautiful?"

In order to please me, Erlang God didn't intend to refuse, so he gently swept his hand over his face; a beautiful eyebrow appeared; he was petite, his face was like an apple, and he looked better than a stunner; he couldn't kiss her, what if he appeared to get a ji?

She didn't stay long, her head shook and then she turned into another beautiful eyebrow, judging from the whole appearance of the person: the head of the pan braided flowers, wearing a phoenix golden hairpin, a goose-egg-shaped face, a pair of curved willow eyebrows, with a pair of big black and bright eyes, giving people a feeling of brain, especially the thick cherry mouth under the nose, dreamy and attractive, I can't help but want to bite hard......

The more I look at it, the more strange it becomes, a man is going to become a woman, so how do the physiological organs be solved? Are they the same? What is a woman?

Erlang God didn't have any explanation, as if he had become addicted, flashed, and became a tall man in armor, mighty and majestic, showing a woman's charming smile and asking, "How is it?"

It's too mismatched? Or, become an authentic man, don't leave a trace of a woman. The more I look at it, the more unpleasant it becomes, and I inevitably have to say a few words: "As a woman, you should wear a small skirt that is full of pressure, and you don't advocate showing your bottom too much, but you should have a pair of stockings on it, which makes people feel unclear and always want to understand the contents; isn't it better?"

Erlang God thought for a long time, very confused, and finally didn't know why I said this, so I had to ask: "I have never seen this kind of woman you said." In this era, dressed like this, what is it called?"

When I think about it, I make a stroke in the air with my index finger, and it looks so pale and weak, but it flashes and conjures up a group of fashionable women, tall and short, big and small

, all of them are young and beautiful, everyone is full of bright smiles, and the charming figure is better than the beautiful eyebrows he has become.

Erlang God didn't have a word of praise, turned around, and became a beautiful woman again, just with my heart, how to look at it is so pleasing to the eye, I can't help shouting: "Marry me!"

Erlang God is not a brain problem; men and men are not the kind of la-la relationship that women have, and people will laugh at them; they must have such and such thoughts, they can't go on like this, flash a flash, and turn back to say: "You think beautifully; she is my ex-wife; don't say such things in the future!"

"He still has a wife?" I heard that Erlang God is an out-and-out bachelor, how many years has he been a widower, and he doesn't think about women;

I'm very strange; judging by his face, he shouldn't be a man with a wife; I don't have to think so much, who would marry a man with three eyes, and besides, his identity is unknown? What if it's really a second son? Wouldn't it make a fool of people? I felt so sorry for him that I asked for a while, "What's the name of my ex-wife?"

Erlang God didn't explain it clearly, and threw out a sentence without a head: "Her name is Cunxin." ”

My mind was confused, and I wondered if he was joking? People often say, "An inch of time is an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is hard to buy an inch of time; is Cun Xin really his wife?"

The answer, of course, is yes: is his wife really as good-looking as he has become? I am very eager to see her, and maybe with a little trick I can get her hands on her ex-wife. My eyes were very bright, and my brain gave the impression of his ex-wife: no doubt, it must be intoxicating! It just so happened that they were divorced, and perhaps there was a hole to ......."

Erlang God was not slow to react, and when he looked at my eyes, he understood in his heart: first declare: "Don't beat my ex-wife's idea......"

He's such a weirdo! Since he's divorced, he's not his wife, don't you understand? That is, to tell people that they are no longer husband and wife, and that if they fall in love with me, they can't blame others for robbing him of his wife.

Erlang God was about to be angry to death! Staring at the straight eyes in the middle, he said fiercely: "Don't be so rude! After all, she is the person I loved! You are too shameless, as soon as you meet, you want to beat my ex-wife's idea! If you know that you are such a person, you should not change to you; you will not be able to cause so much trouble. ”

I was really fascinated by her ex-wife, and secretly shed a lot of saliva, and it was easy to say, so I could only hide it, for fear of being seen by him, and at the critical moment, I wanted to hum and play nonsense: "The name of the inch heart is so strange! If you study it carefully, you may be able to find the answer......

Erlang was so annoyed that he wanted to slap me a few times before he could vent the resentment in his heart! His face suddenly pulled down, he didn't say a word, he waved his big hand, and the wind swept me away with a "whoosh", and he didn't want to look at me again......

I floated in the air, and kept somersaulting, until I reached the end of the wind, and gradually fell, and I didn't know what danger would be......

With a "bang", it slammed into the charred tree, bounced, and rolled down the hillside at a rapid pace, crashing all the way onto a big rock

With a flick of force, it flies...... Like a bow and an arrow, it rushes straight for a while, and the pieces fall, impartially, and falls into the water, "pop", and a burst of waves, and before it has time to roll, it sinks stupidly......

I kicked hard into the water, fearing that there would be a monster inside, and I didn't know how hard it took to get out of the water, and I raised my head high, glared into hateful eyes, and shouted, "Erlang God, do you want to kill me?"

I couldn't see where he was, and I didn't know if I heard him......

Suddenly, he flipped over and landed on the peat-burned Phoenix Mountain, shouting at me from afar, "Come out quickly! What are you doing in the water?"

Listening to this voice, he didn't seem to be angry, this guy didn't understand any politeness, he got people into the water, he should apologize, and what did he shout with a big mouth?

Out of nowhere, there was a burst of laughter from afar......

I looked closer with the eye of fire, but I didn't find the woman, I used the invisible eye to scan, the woman came out, it was the crazy phoenix woman......

They are all showing off their flowers, their bodies are shining brightly, each one is more beautiful than the other, and they are getting better and better! I don't know how they got it, their skin is very white, their little faces are pink, and they look like young girls who are just beginning to fall in love......

Don't forget, my eyes light up when I see women, I wish I had too little to keep them in my arms, and these people don't know that I have taken the magic drug, and my body is strong to the top, and if I just touch it, the dry wood will burn.

The phoenix girls flashed and appeared in front of me, surrounded like a swarm of bees, looking left and right, and asked very curiously: "Are you the master of the blue sky?"

It didn't take long for me to wonder if there was something wrong with their brains? What does the old man look like? Can't you see it?

The phoenix girls pretended to listen to the sound before they deliberately woke up; after another burst of "hee-hee" laughter, they said: "The old man of the blue sky is so white! It is whiter than the little white face! Is it being taken care of by others?"

I'm very strange; only men support women, how can there be a reason for women to support men; people are so white, they are not born, and they don't use makeup to turn themselves into little white faces......

The phoenix girls whispered into one ear, and after a while, they conjured a small round mirror in their hands, handed it to me, and asked, "How is it?"

I was stunned! I had a milky white face, wearing a last official uniform, I really looked like a white-faced official, I don't know how Chang'e got it, my face became as pink as a big girl, and I still had the feeling of red fluttering......

Out of nowhere, there was a rough and rough shout from Erlang God: "Hey, what are you doing, master rabbit?

When I saw him, he was snubbed by others not far away, this guy was very lonely as a widower, and he also wanted to get close to a woman, find a beautiful one, and solve his personal problems.

It's a pity that the Phoenix girls don't know him, and they ask in the face of this man or woman, "Hey—who are you?"

He was also a shameless man, and he was going crazy at the sight of a woman!

Call Erlang God, come with me?"

The phoenix girls didn't believe it, for fear of being deceived, thought about it, stared at me and asked, "Did you bring it?"

This sentence reminds me of Emperor Yuan, a dignified Erlang God, how could he not know it?

At this time, the phoenix girl who can speak the word flashed out, as if she understood better than anyone else, told the story of Erlang God to the phoenix girls, and the most important of them was to fight with the monkey-headed monkey-brained guys......

I don't like to hear these words, isn't it just a Erlang God? I can't get it, I'm not as handsome as I am! It seems that they are going to give up the near and far; what can I do?

The phoenix girls still didn't believe it, and none of them dared to fly up, and tightly covered their "bang" heartbeat, not wanting others to see it......

However, if the well-spoken Phoenix Girl wants to convince all the Phoenix Girls, she can only say this: "Lord Qingtian, since you brought it, why don't you introduce it to the sisters?"

When I heard this, it was really terrible! It was impossible for him to snatch the women away in front of my eyes, and I was very jealous! However, these women could not see men, and they listened to the wind and rain, and "laughed-hee-ha-ha" for a while, and fooled around......

Here, only the phoenix girl who can speak well saw the problem, and sure enough, she knew it, and shouted to the high place: "Hey——, Erlang God! Don't fly, others can't find it, can you come back?"

Erlang God is crazy! Seeing so many beautiful women, he also has evil thoughts; he has a plan in his heart; he quickly finds one and ends his single life......

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~