He deliberately laughed at me in front of women: "A big man can be so stupid! Fall into the water, just wait to hide your death! Do you want women to save you?"

Most of the phoenix girls were surprised! Only a few disagreed; only the phoenix girls, who could speak well, were not afraid of anything, and asked in front of everyone: "You look so strange! How can there be an extra vertical eye on the door of the head......?"

Erlang God smiled, looked at his face and said, "This eye is not ordinary, it can see through objects and accurately find the person behind the rock......"

Of course, the phoenix girl didn't believe it, because the rock thing was opaque, and even if it was transparent, it would only be possible to see it, so she squinted her eyes and said, "Boasting, do you want to show off in front of women?"

The phoenix girls were looking for rocks everywhere, but none of them could hide behind them, stared at me and said, "Can you tell if the Lord of the Blue Sky is a man or a woman?"

Erlang God didn't almost laugh out loud; the man's appearance and the beard on his mouth were placed in front of him, what else did he need to look at? He deliberately made a gesture and said, "Definitely a man!"

These people are so boring! What do you think of me? Is the appearance of the two carats like this? Besides, there are a lot of women next to me.

The phoenix girl began to discuss, each with her own opinion, and deliberately squeezed her eyebrows: "How could a man become like this? ”

I almost forgot that there are a lot of secrets on these phoenix girls...... beckoned, let Erlang God come over, and whispered into his ear: "Are these phoenix girls really all women?"

Erlang God knew in his heart that he had discovered this problem as soon as he came, shook his head, pointed at it, looked at it, and didn't say a word.

What does that mean? Do you want to hide it? Why don't you tell me?

Erlang God jumped up and down in front of the women, one would fly up, the other would fly down, and he would show off with a big mouth: "Listen to all the beauties, you won't know the Jade Emperor, right?"

I don't understand what Erlang God means, the Jade Emperor even knows about a three-year-old child, let alone these phoenix girls?

The phoenix girl, who can speak well, deliberately said in a man's voice: "The Jade Emperor is the god of hundreds of millions of years old! Everyone knows it, even a one-year-old child knows it, who would ask such a stupid question?"

Not only was Erlang not angry, but he also coaxed everyone to say, "He's my uncle!"

The phoenix girls didn't discuss it, and suddenly burst into laughter, covering their mouths, I don't know what it means?

Only the phoenix girl who can speak can call out: "Niu bī) is blowing to the sky! Is there something wrong with the tendon of the brain?"

Erlang God was very depressed! With a gray face, he spread out his helpless hand and said, "I don't want to believe it, I can't help it!"

I suddenly remembered that the Queen Mother was here, and her pupils could show the Jade Emperor, so since Erlang God had this kind of kinship with the Jade Emperor, she should also be able to show it.

This is very reasonable, and a large number of phoenix girls scrambled to ask: "Erlang God, if what you say is true, you should show one."

Show us?"

Erlang God understood in his heart, and the dead brother-in-law didn't admit it, and snorted at me: "What nonsense, is there such a thing?"

I was very confused: So, there is only one possibility? Erlang God's uncle is definitely not the Jade Emperor!

This made Erlang Shen's face gloomy, and he felt very uncomfortable, ignored me, moved his eyes to the phoenix girls, and shouted: "I want to perform for everyone!"

This is just over, and how can he ...... I secretly cursed in my heart: "There is another guy who is in the limelight, it really looks like an out-and-out two hundred and five, see how he ends?"

The phoenix girls thought differently, and everyone clapped their hands vigorously and shouted: "If you want to perform, you can perform;

Erlang God went crazy! Flicked his legs, flew high, saw that his body was getting smaller and smaller, and shouted to this side: "Look at it!"

The phoenix girls raised their fists high and staggered and shouted: "Come on, come on, come on......"

When I see this, what kind of heart do I have? My eyes are red, and I can't wait to punch me with fire, and no one will dare to play monkey in front of me!

Erlang God, what do I think of? There are only phoenix girls in my eyes, why do you do this when you know their secrets?

At this time, he was still a few hundred meters away from the scorched Phoenix Mountain Forest, and compared with his hands, shouting: "Hurry up and see! The show has begun?"

The more I listened, the more angry I became; I really wanted to beat him half to death, so I wouldn't show off! Who didn't know his purpose, that is, he wanted to deceive women.

All the phoenix girls stared at him with their eyes and shouted, "Perform and perform, what are you shouting!

But I was full of anger, burning more and more in my brain, and I wanted to let him die immediately......

Erlang God shouted and shouted, for fear that people would not know. With a wave of his hand, the wind blew "whoosh", and beautiful scenery appeared everywhere he went, covering all the scorched mountains and forests, revealing green meadows......

Everyone was stunned! I didn't expect him to be really capable! What appeared in front of people's eyes was the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and the scene of bee saucers dancing everywhere

At this time, I had Fan Litian's poems surging in my heart, and I couldn't help reciting them: the phoenix scenery is picturesque, the bee saucer dances without home, a wisp of fairy wind blows, and thousands of mountains and trees are full of flowers.

The phoenix girls were not interested in poetry, and only had Erlang God in their eyes, and no longer looked at him with the eyes they had just seen, and called out a strange voice: "Wow!"

Erlang God took the opportunity to show off again: "I can also transform the entire Phoenix Mountain!"

Now, the phoenix girls all believed it, clapped their hands violently, and shouted with a smile: "You change!"

Flying higher and higher, until Phoenix Mountain became smaller in his eyes, he shouted from afar: "Change!"

The whole Phoenix Mountain, after a big turnover, stopped, and really became a landscape painting, even where we stood.

The phoenix girls laughed and shouted, "Erlang God: I, you!"

At this time, the tail of the Erlang God was lifted to the sky, and the cow bī) coaxed and shouted: "I am you too!"

The phoenix girls are completely crazy! Like little birds, they stretch out their long arms and fan them to fly

Get up, surround him for a while, and start singing and dancing; "We have an Erlang God, with a wave of his big hand, the Phoenix Mountain, which has remained unchanged for hundreds of millions of years, and the divine wind returns to ......the earth;

It seems that no matter how beautiful the poem is, there is no real charming scenery! This shameless Erlang god fascinated all the phoenix girls......

At this point, I was discouraged, and the farther away I was from them, so that I could not see my depressed face......

The phoenix girls held hands, jumped around Erlang God in the middle, and sang loudly in the most beautiful voice: "The official man is from afar, and I heard that the uncle is a modern emperor......; How we yearn for the picturesque palace, which is getting brighter and brighter before our eyes......"

In my mind, these phoenix girls are getting more and more annoying! They are all powerful eyes, and they follow people around.

No one answered me, and naturally it seemed a little desolate! Although he was an upright official, in their eyes he was a faded clown. They sang and danced, and I was so far away that I had to find some reason to get their attention, and shouted from afar: "Hey——, Erlang God!

This sentence really worked, and everyone looked back, especially the phoenix girl who could speak well, and asked in the face of Erlang God: "Where is it built?"

Erlang God didn't answer immediately, shrunk Phoenix Mountain into a painting, pointed with his finger and asked, "What do you see?"

I am an official, and I take this opportunity to shout: "Don't decide just yet—wait for me to come and see!"

After a while, I arrived, stared at the picture, studied it carefully, and found a very wide area, and said, "Here can be built both a government house and a prison cell, and the two places must not be too far apart......"

The phoenix girl who could say that she could get there didn't think so: "The cell is too close, what if the prisoner escapes and kills the Qingtian master?" ”

The phoenix girls gossiped and talked about it, each insisting on their own words, and drilling the horns to the end......

I'm depressed: am I the official, or are they the official? Why don't they listen to me?

Erlang God put his hand on the picture, roughly sketched an outline, stared at the phoenix girls and asked, "Is this okay?"

The phoenix girls used seven or eight hands, each pointing to a place, and they were so noisy that they almost fought with their faces and necks......

What the hell is going on? Who is in charge? I should have the final say.

Erlang God didn't take me seriously, just stared at the phoenix girls and said, "You find a representative, and everyone will study together." ”

This is in trouble, everyone wants to be a representative, and throw aside the phoenix girl who can speak well.

Erlang God saw that there were many people and couldn't do anything, so he had to say: "You can unify your opinions and tell me again!"

The phoenix girls were divided into several large groups, discussed together, and selected representatives by punching, and finally the phoenix girls who could speak well became the winners, and with their slender hands, they traced back and forth on the painting, holding down two points and saying, "It's here." ”

Erlang God doesn't look at it at all;

Zooming in on the whole Phoenix Mountain, turning the place of her finger into a chamber and a prison cell, she said, "I'm leaving! You know what it means to be a widow? Who wants to be with me?"

The phoenix women smiled with their mouths covered, wondering where the widow came from? Only a widower! How could he say such a thing?

The phoenix girl who can speak well has this meaning, jumping up and shouting: "I'll follow you!"

The same goes for the other phoenix girls, everyone is going crazy......

The more I looked at it, the more jealous I became, and I was about to secretly give Erlang God a fire punch, but I didn't expect him to see it and say: "Don't want to do it with me; no one will pay attention to you in the future!"

How could it be so difficult to do what I wanted to do? I endured it and quietly hid my fist.

The phoenix girls surrounded him and shouted facelessly: "Marry me, just say a word, and I will be your wife!"

Erlang God looked at all the phoenix girls with three eyes, shook his head and said, "What I want is not to build a foundation, it should be the kind of person who will pass on the lineage!"

I was stunned! I didn't expect these phoenix girls to be ...... It's no wonder that one man and one woman are always unpredictable......

With uncomfortable tears in her eyes, she asked, "Why didn't anyone marry me?" ”

The phoenix ladies scrambled to say, "Wherever you go, we will follow?" Especially if you want to see the splendid palace, let us also kneel down in front of your great uncle, bow our heads and shout: "My emperor is 100 million years old, 100 million years old!"

Erlang God didn't want to listen to it, and suddenly the person shrank smaller and smaller, and finally became a dot, and disappeared......

The phoenix girls searched everywhere like blind men, and kicked around with their feet, but to no avail, and pretended to threaten: "If you don't come out again, I'll ignore you!"

Unexpectedly, the voice of Erlang God came from a long distance: "Rabbit master, goodbye!"

I stared at the yafang on Phoenix Mountain, there was still a lot to do, and I turned around and shouted, "Come back!"

However, all that was left was the sound of the wind, and the shadow of the god Erlang was never seen again......

The phoenix girls all cried! and jumped up and said, "It's a pity that such a good man slipped away quietly under his own eyelids."

I'm different from them, and I'm most concerned about the yafang, one of them flipping down and falling in front of the beautiful double door, holding a drum hammer and knocking on the ......

With a "squeak", the double door opened, revealing two officials staring at me and yelling: "You have eaten too much, haven't you?