The audience was so happy!

The cross talk actors led by Tang Dazhang are more angry than the other, surnamed Zhang, you lack blood virtue for eight lifetimes! The middle-aged man who just left is not only a cross talk actor, but also a director of the Quyi Association, you dare to damage this kind of teacher? You're going to be crazy! But they actually wanted to follow, and they couldn't listen to it anymore, but after Zhang Ye said "I wish you success", several cross talk actors and people from the Quyi Association left half of their chairs, and sat back again, all of them didn't move!

Why?

They are afraid that Zhang Ye will lead the topic to them again!

These people glanced at each other, and they all saw the anger in each other's eyes!

But Zhang Ye's cross talk is not over yet, he has no pressure on the stage, and what he says is basically within the prescribed scale of the online broadcast, and his face doesn't matter, of course, even if it exceeds the scale, he won't take it seriously, Zhang Ye doesn't care about you, he is a happy person!

He said to Lao Yao: "If you don't go against the three customs and don't join our team, you are not a good actor, and we will not admit that you can speak cross talk!" ”

"Hmm!"

"Bah!"

The audience understood!

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Yes? ”

Zhang Ye looked at him with a teach-in face, "In the dead of night, you have a cigarette in your left hand, a bottle of wine in your right hand, a chicken in your mouth, two puffs of cigarettes, a sip of wine, two mouthfuls of food, and ask yourself if you are against the three customs!" ”

The people below were stunned and burst into laughter!

Yao Jiancai gestured a few times in his hand, "Huh! I don't know if it's anti-vulgar or not, anyway, these three things are enough for me to keep busy! Look at me, I even eat and smoke! ”

The audience laughed again!

Zhang Ye sighed and said: "Sometimes when I walk on the street, I often think, why are people in the world so obsessed, why don't they understand, if everyone is like me, everyone is a teacher, an educator......" Reached out and picked up the white cloth on the table, blew his nose fiercely, threw the cloth down and exhaled, "Then how beautiful this world is!" ”

Yao Jiancai showed his eyes and said: "Are you an educator!" “

"Haha!"

"Hehehehehe!"

Zhang Ye said: "Teacher Yao, I have always wondered, I also talk about cross talk, why are some people higher than you?" ”

Yao Jiancai said: "That's what people say. ”

Zhang Ye said: "Look at those 'mainstream' cross talk actors, look at how good they say!" He deliberately emphasized the tone of the two words.

The faces of the cross talk actors below have changed!

Yao Jiancai asked, "Which one?" ”

Zhang Ye introduced: "There is an outstanding cross talk actor, do you know him?" ”

Yao Jiancai was curious: "Who?" Name me. ”

The audience also blinked.

Zhang Ye said: "Tang Dade, do you know each other? ”

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "Tang Dade? ”

Zhang Ye: "Yes, the one that said it very well." ”

Yao Jiancai touched his nose, "...... Anyway, the name is a little familiar. ”

At this time, many viewers had already reacted, and after being stunned for a while, they actually applauded while babbling and laughing!

Burst!

Tang Dade?

Tang Dazhang?

Tang Dazhang's face sank!

The faces of the cross talk actors around him also changed again!

Zhang Ye snorted, "Don't you know?" It's the one who wears a big coat, a big back, big eyes, a big tall, and a big man of 1.8 meters. ”

Yao Jiancai uh: "So high? ”

Zhang Ye said: "After cremation, it can be packed in one and a half boxes!" ”

Cremate? I'll cremate your sister! Tang Dazhang almost vomited blood when he heard the sound!

The audience also patted their arms and legs, and laughed, Mr. Zhang's mouth, it's really your mother's damage to grandma's house!

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, who asked you about your ashes." ”

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up and said, "That cross talk of others, it's really good!" ”

Yao Jiancai: "Really? ”

Zhang Ye said: "Have you heard his new cross talk?" That cross talk is called "New Countryside". ”

Yao Jiancai was puzzled: "And what about this cross talk?" ”

Zhang Ye sighed: "Okay, it's very good, passionate and generous to urge people to pee!" ”

A female audience member was drinking water, and she sprayed the ground without paying attention!

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Pee? Why do you all pee? ”

Zhang Ye said: "Do you know how many prostate patients have been cured by that work!" ”

There were a few male viewers who laughed wildly while hammering their legs!

Yao Jiancai said: "Hey, what is written in this work if it has such a big effect?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "I especially like this "New Countryside", it sounds so good, this work can be put up for auction, hundreds of thousands of dollars are okay." ”

Yao Jiancai was very curious: "Yo, is it so good?" So tell me about it, big guys? ”

Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said: "The cross talk masterpiece "New Countryside", it says this: Hello comrades, friends from all walks of life, please support our new countryside, we must listen to the words of the township leaders, go to bed early and get up early, do not spit, and build our countryside very well, this is really a spring breeze." After speaking, Zhang Ye looked intoxicated and admired.

Yao Jiancai was stupid, "It's over? ”

I saw Zhang Ye slap his leg and squat on the ground, and his voice changed, "It's so good!" I can't laugh anymore! ”

The audience burst out laughing, too!

Yao Jiancai said: "What, you can't laugh anymore?" ”

Zhang Ye is still squatting and patting the floor!

"Eh!" Yao Jiancai went over and pulled him, "You get up first, get up, what is this, have you ever heard a serious cross talk?" Why did you laugh like this? ”

Looking at Zhang Ye's virtue, the audience's laughter couldn't stop at all!

Tang Dazhang rose up angrily, turned around and left!

Many viewers saw and scolded again, and the laughter was even louder!

Zhang Ye stood up for a long time, "Good cross talk." ”

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes: "Is this cross talk?" ”

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up, "The real good cross talk is refreshing!" You have to learn this, you have to follow others to learn hard, you have to correct your attitude, don't be like some cross talk actors who don't love themselves, they don't love themselves on and off stage, and in the end, Hang Erlang should be imprisoned! ”

"Huh?" Yao Jiancai hurriedly corrected: "That's called a prison sentence." ”

Zhang Ye said: "The stage name of the cross talk actor is Jiao'er. ”

Yao Jiancai snorted, "What kind of name is this!" How do you call this? ”

Zhang Ye said: "Those of us who are anti-vulgar have stage names. ”

Yao Jiancai asked, "Why?" Why don't you use your real name? ”

Zhang Ye glanced at him, "Nonsense, I'm afraid of being beaten with my real name!" ”

The audience laughed!

Yao Jiancai: "Okay, are you also afraid of being beaten?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "I'm not afraid, we are studying together every day how to oppose the three vulgar peers." ”

"Yo, you still have a team?" Yao Jiancai said.

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, we have a lot of talents there, all of them are some cross talk actors, actors in the music industry, critics, and critics. ”

Critic? Critic? The audience immediately thought of Alexander and a few people who boycotted Zhang Ye on the Internet yesterday! Everyone was in good spirits and listened carefully!

Yao Jiancai blinked, "Then you give me an introduction?" What's your stage name? ”

Zhang Ye talked eloquently: "For example, there is a famous cultural critic among us, called 'who is the second'. ”

Yao Jiancai sighed: "This is really polite. ”

Zhang Ye continued: "There is also one of our famous critics...... It's called 'I'm the second'. ”

Yao Jiancai heyed, "This one is more polite!" ”

Zhang Ye said: "There is also one of our music experts. ”

"What's his name?" Yao Jiancai said curiously.

Zhang Ye said: "His name is 'Ma Tuhu'. ”

The audience didn't know why, and the judges below and those in the music industry didn't understand either.

Horse adulteration?

What kind of meme is this?

Yao Jiancai also asked, "What's this name?" Foreigner? ”

Zhang Ye immediately shook his hand, "No, China-country-people, minority-people-ethnicity, this is his name, he also has a surname, his surname is 'Xia Ni'." ”

Yao Jiancai said suspiciously: "Xia Ni? ”

Zhang Ye snorted, "Xia Ni, your mother is blind." ”

As soon as this stalk came out, the audience suddenly burst into laughter!

"Ahh

"Hahahaha!"

"Shanima is involved?"

"This scolding! Absolutely! ”

"Haha, I can't do it!"

"Aren't those people just fooling around!"

Zhang Ye snapped his fingers and said: "Just a few of us, who is the second, I am the second, Shanima is involved, we get together every day to study, study how to oppose the three customs, our goal is to look at the earth from the moon in the future, even the Great Wall can not be seen, the first thing we see is that our group of people are anti-the three customs!" ”

Yao Jiancai raised his head, "You still don't think the movement is big enough?" ”

Several staff members in the venue have been holding back, but now they can't hold it back, and several camera assistants and choreographers are covering their faces and laughing crazy!

Teng, the following several people in the music industry, including those cross talk actors, stood up, angrily left their seats and walked out, more than a dozen people one after another!

What's even more shocking is that of the three cross talk contest judges in the audience, two judges left the table angrily, stopped looking, and left, leaving only one judge sitting there speechless.

"What?"

"The judges are all gone?"

"Poof! Why are the judges gone! This has never been done in the history of the National Cross Talk Competition! Oops, that's hilarious! Teacher Zhang is so wonderful! scolded the judges away! ”

"Hahaha!"

"Don't be so funny!"

Before, those people in the music industry relied on their own identities and the strength of the crowd to constantly suppress Zhang Ye to resist Yao Jiancai and the others, relying on the crowd's money, but at this moment, Zhang Ye actually came to repay the other in the other way, and used their tricks back on them! Including those Internet celebrities, critics, and critics who have boycotted Zhang Ye on the Internet, Zhang Ye actually scolded all of them in this cross talk! scolded a heart-wrenching cold!

They are hundreds or thousands of mouths!

Zhang Ye only had one mouth, but he suppressed them!

The crowd of gold turned into a mouthful of gold, and Zhang Ye's mouth actually topped them with thousands and hundreds, and one mouth could melt gold!

How mighty this is!

How murderous this is!!