If you come up, it will hurt people!

Scold when you appear!

And there is not even a little foreshadowing, Zhang Ye's flaws must be reported by the hooligan character at this moment, which is vividly displayed and shining.

Whether it is inside or outside the venue, the audience is excited, staring at them like chicken blood and looking forward to it, just this opening, it is already too amazing, they have a feeling that with Zhang Ye's stinky temper, what they are going to say next is definitely more slap in the face. People sitting at home watching 11 sets of webcasts suddenly called friends, and more and more people watched the webcast, and they were very excited!

"Come and see!"

"Everyday, go online!"

"The slap in the face is out of the rivers and lakes!"

"CCTV 11 sets of official website homepage live broadcast!

"Yesterday's collective boycott of them, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai fought back!"

"Aha, Tang Dazhang's two apprentices who took the lead in satirizing Zhang Ye have been bloodied on the spot! I have a hunch, "I Want to Oppose the Three Vulgarities" is definitely a masterpiece!"

……

Stage.

Zhang Ye uncovered the previous burden, looked at Yao Jiancai and said: "I like your industry very much, work hard, serve the people, and bring laughter to everyone." ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's as it should be." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Why do you like cross talk?"

"Why?" asked Yao Jiancai.

Zhang Ye said: "Because cross talk is an art from the folk. ”

Yao Jiancai: "That's right. ”

Zhang Ye said: "Acura praises the people. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Yes. ”

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "So I really want you to fight in groups." ”

The audience laughed!

Yao Jiancai said: "Group fight?

Zhang Ye corrected: "No, no, I don't mean that I want you to sing the praises alone, you guys talk about cross talk together!"

Yao Jiancai said: "Let's sing the praises together, why are you so twisted." ”

This burden brought the cross talk actors into it again, and the audience was very happy, some people laughed, and some people made a coaxing "babbling" sound!

Zhang Ye said: "Anyway, I just like cross talk very much." ”

Yao Jiancai: "I like it." ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "This is the poetry of labor." ”

Yao Jiancai was suspicious, "Why did it become poetry again?"

Zhang Ye said: "I usually like to write poems. ”

Yao Jiancai said with interest: "Do you have any works?"

"Not very mature. "Zhang Ye is modest.

Yao Jiancai: "Hehe, you can talk about it, let's listen." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Okay, then let's correct it." ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Let's appreciate it." ”

Clearing his throat, Zhang Ye groaned, and said aloud very emotionally: "The sky in Xuan-Wu-District is a sunny day, and the people of Tong-Zhou-District like it so much. He waved his hand and said, "Looking at Fengtai from afar, shouting loudly......" His voice was high, "I love you...... Haidian!"

Xuanwu, Tongzhou, Fengtai, Haidian, these are the names of several districts and counties in the capital, as soon as this poem came out of Zhang Ye's mouth, the audience immediately leaned forward and closed!

"Hahaha!"

"Oops!"

"What are you looking at Fengtai and shouting Haidian!"

Yao Jiancai was also quite speechless, "What kind of poem is this?" ”

Zhang Ye sighed, "Didn't you hear the deep meaning?"

Yao Jiancai said: "I didn't hear it, what is the deep meaning?"

Zhang Yeyan said: "Although this poem is not big, it is of far-reaching significance, it reflects the close cooperation of the people of Beijing, and embodies the unity and friendship between all districts and counties!"

The audience is already laughing!

Yao Jiancai shook his head, "I didn't hear it." ”

Zhang Ye said seriously: "Welcome to the National Games." ”

Yao Jiancai: "I didn't see it. ”

Zhang Ye: "In order to realize the four modernizations, the people have contributed to the smooth convening of the China-Africa Forum, well, it reflects such a significance!"

Yao Jiancai Khan said: "Where is this meaning!"

The people below all laughed, your poem has a fart relationship with the National Games and the China-Africa Forum! As soon as the people in the music industry finished saying that your cross talk was vulgar and meaningless, you came to such a play? Hahahaha! Everyone can hear it, Zhang Ye is satirizing those people!

Zhang Ye glared at Yao Jiancai and said, "I said yes! I think it's it!"

Yao Jiancai didn't bother to talk to him, "Okay, okay, then that's it." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Remember, to be an actor is to serve the people. ”

Yao Jiancai said: "We know this. ”

Zhang Ye: "Be elegant!"

Yao Jiancai: "Elegant?"

Zhang Ye talked loudly: "You must not be vulgar, you must have taste, and you must go to the 'stool' times!"

Yao Jiancai hurriedly grabbed him, "You fall again, hurry down, that's a high grade!"

The audience all poofed!

Zhang Ye shook his head solemnly: "You can't be fooled, you can be fooled once, we have to go to a 'stool' once!"

Yao Jiancai was speechless: "It's okay to return the 'stool' times, and the 'stool' time is the 'stool' time!"

Zhang Ye looked at him, "Broken mouth, are you?"

Yao Jiancai: "You just broke your mouth!"

There were several viewers who laughed from beginning to end, and their mouths were numb!

Zhang Ye patted Yao Jiancai on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Remember, what is the use of cross talk?"

Yao Jiancai asked, "You say?"

Zhang Ye said: "Cross talk...... It's to educate people!"

As soon as the audience heard it, they immediately "babbled"!

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

It's all about coaxing the seedlings!

Zhang Ye pointed down in confusion, "Huh, are they calling your name?"

Yao Jiancai said happily: "This is to tell you not to talk down." ”

Zhang Ye said solemnly: "I think so, cross talk is to educate people, you are not an actor!"

Yao Jiancai: "Then what am I?"

Zhang Ye said: "You are a teacher!"

Yao Jiancai: "Oh?"

Zhang Ye continued: "You are a professor!"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "A professor?

The audience burst into laughter!

Scolding again!

Scolding again!

Zhang Ye patted him on the shoulder and said: "Your job is to educate people, you must pay attention to the taste of the program, what have you taught people to learn in this work today? This is your job." You don't think about whether he's happy or not!"

Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Zhang Ye snorted: "He deserves it!

The audience clapped their legs and laughed!

Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Zhang Ye said: "Your job is to educate people, even if they are unhappy! What is the loss of more than a billion viewers? Your position is very firm!"

Yao Jiancai said: "I don't know where I'm standing!

Zhang Ye instructed: "You must be elegant! Do you know what elegance is?"

Yao Jiancai said: "You say?"

Zhang Ye said: "To be elegant is to go against the people! He loves to listen or not, and if he doesn't listen, he won't listen! He deserves to die!"

A few viewers were no longer good, tears came out, they knew that Zhang Ye's mouth was poisonous and lacked morality, but they didn't expect him to hurt people with such new tricks! This is opening a map to hurt people! Those who said that Zhang Ye's cross talk knew that it was funny, but there was no connotation and artistry, they were all scolded by him!

Zhang Ye was not finished, and said to Lao Yao: "Remember, you are a teacher, as long as your work can make the audience cry, you will succeed!"

Several cross talk judges were so dark!

Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Zhang Ye said: "An excellent cross talk actor must be anti-vulgar!"

Yao Jiancai sighed, "Really?"

Zhang Ye said: "Absolutely anti-vulgar! Keep it in your heart." ”

Yao Jiancai said modestly: "Okay, good." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Modesty people make progress. people can make progress! Not to mention you, a fleshy man?"

In the laughter of the audience, Yao Jiancai touched his head, "What you said is too dirty! ”

After Zhang Ye listened, his eyes widened like light bulbs, "Do you believe it if I kill you?"

Yao Jiancai: "Huh!"

Zhang Ye looked fat, rolled up his sleeves and said: "I haven't been beaten by hooligans, have you? The big flower pot smashed on the head and bleed, and it made you stitch in the eye! The three vulgarities are the means I use to insult people." Say I can't do it, you know?"

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Say you can't do it?"

Zhang Ye snorted: "Dare to say that I am a vulgar person, just a person like you, the next step is to be shot immediately, and one step back is to be released on medical parole!"

Yao Jiancai said: "Okay, am I still good?"

Zhang Ye said: "Just if you catch it like this, it's enough to shoot for five minutes!"

Burst!

Immediately shot and released on medical parole?

Shot for five minutes?Oh, what do you think?

The audience was once again amazed by the little baggage between the lines, haha laughed non-stop, they really had never heard such a novel joke! And everywhere was full of wisdom and damage! Zhang Ye seemed to be talking about Yao Jiancai, but in fact, everyone understood that this was scolding others!

Zhang Ye froze and gestured with his hand: "Looking from the moon to the earth, I first saw the Great Wall, and then I saw that our group of people were anti-vulgar there!"

Yao Jiancai was surprised: "Hey, you guys are making such a big fuss?"

Zhang Ye straightened his collar, "Of course." Looking at the group of cross talk actors in the audience, "There are also a lot of our anti-vulgar peers at the scene today!" he waved at them.

The audience laughed wildly!

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

"Hahaha!"

There was a cross talk actor who came with Tang Dazhang in the audience who couldn't sit down anymore, he stood up with a black face, turned his head and left, and didn't listen!

Zhang Ye looked at him and sighed, "Why did you go?"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "People may have gone to the toilet." ”

"Oh, I see. Zhang Ye waved his hand and said to the cross talk actor: "I wish you success!"

The cross talk actor who walked to the door heard this, and almost fell down with a shake of his feet, Zhang Ye, you-big-master! You are too damaged, aren't you? Can you still go to the toilet without success?

At this moment, the audience also broke out into the biggest laugh since the opening, and they burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha!"

"Absolutely amazing!"

"It's still fun to listen to Zhang Ye's scolding!"

"Yes, those people are hiding sarcasm, resisting, and denouncing, and some people still don't dare to show their true bodies with their vests, but you look at Mr. Zhang, and scold them directly! Or in front of the national audience! This courage and momentum alone are incomparable to those villains who can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!"

"Ran away!"

"Oops, you're kidding me!"

Scolding is relieved!

It's fun to scold!

Everyone feels that the pores of the whole body are open, and it is very cool, this is your mother cross talk!