Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of anger and reluctance, and said, "Damn guy, you actually threatened me with this...... Well, I promised you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Li Yu rubbed Ye Xiaomeng's little head and said, "Look at it, it will be fine if you promise it earlier." ”

"Abominable ......"

"Then, there's you, Lin Mo'er!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Don't forget, who gave you the necklace you gave to Ye Ying?"

Lin Mo'er sighed in her heart and said, "Then, what's the matter, that's what you promised me." ”

"I promised you, but didn't you think about the value of that necklace? But don't you feel ashamed to help me put on a play and have such a high reward?"

“…… But, damn it, they threatened me with this. ”

"And you, Ye Ying. ”

"Me?" Ye Ying blinked her innocent little eyes.

Li Yu coughed twice and said, "If you don't promise me, I'll ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

With just three hehehehes, Ye Ying's little face turned red, and she almost expected what kind of shameful thing she would be done by Li Yu in the future if she didn't agree.

"Okay, okay, I promise you. ”

"Very good, all three agreed, let's continue. ”

"Damn!"

"And this kind of operation?"

Li Yu said: "Don't be angry, the king game is fair, no, it's not fair, but it's not fair to me, you take advantage of it." Don't forget, the three of you have a 75% chance of becoming kings in the next game, and I only have a 25% chance. ”

"Hey, yes, I almost forgot about that. ”

"No, this is the odds of the first game, and if you add the first three, you have at least a 50% chance of becoming king in this game. ”

"I'll go, how do you count. ”

"Anyway, after my calculations, there is this chance!"

"Are you going to play?"

"I ...... Play!"

"That's right, there are so many words, and in the end it's not just playing. Come on. ”

However, the doorbell rang.

"Ding-dong......"

Li Yu said speechlessly: "I'll go, who, there are still people coming at night? Could it be Wang Yue again?"

It shouldn't be, Wang Yue can't come back so soon.

When I opened the door, it turned out to be a courier brother.

"Hello, your courier. ”

Li Yu was puzzled: "My courier? I didn't buy anything." ”

At this time, Ye Xiaomeng hurriedly ran over and said, "My mine, my courier!"

Li Yu said speechlessly: "Your courier you courier to my house? You knew my address before? Didn't you just come to my house, then this courier was just bought? But the speed is too fast, the same city, right?"

"I bought it a long time ago, and it was originally delivered to my home by courier, but now I am here, and there is no one at home, so I just need to temporarily change the address and let the courier be delivered here first. Anyway, let's not talk about this ......"

Ye Xiaomeng said viciously, "Hey! Against the wind! I obviously paid 3 times the courier money! Why did the courier arrive so late! The order for 5 days before Christmas Eve, but it turned out that Christmas was almost over today! What is going on?"

The courier brother said embarrassedly: "This, it is due to my company's mistake, your courier fee, our company will return it all, I hope to get your understanding." ”

"Forgive me, but give me a reason!"

"This ...... All right...... In fact, our company's plane in Province S was buried by a blizzard, and although our company's people and security guards did their best to shovel snow, it was ......"

Ye Xiaomeng suddenly realized and said, "Oh, so your plane was buried by snow, so it was delayed?"

“…… No, it's because when our company personnel finished shoveling the snow, they found out that we had shoveled the wrong plane. It's not our upwind plane, it's the ...... next door."

Ye Xiaomeng opened her mouth wide, and then laughed with a "poof", and said: "It's really fake, are you kidding me, your employees against the wind actually shoveled snow and shoveled the wrong plane, are you kidding me hahaha?"

The courier brother said embarrassedly: "It's not a joke...... It's true. And later, because of the wrong plane, all the employees knew about it, and they came over to laugh at us, which turned out to be a group fight between the employees of the two companies, and finally they were detained by the police...... That's why your delivery has been delayed for so long. ”

Li Yu burst out laughing and said: "666, 666, this is the most 6 reason I've heard this year, it's more than what courier caught fire, fell into the water, and was snatched away." ”

Lin Mo'er and Ye Ying, who were sitting on the sofa, couldn't help laughing.

The courier brother was embarrassed.

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Okay, okay, make up 10 times the difference in the express price, and you can go." ”

The courier brother was overjoyed and said, "Okay, I'll ...... Wait a minute, 10 times?"

Ye Xiaomeng showed a demonic smile and said, "Yes, 10 times~"

"However, I said earlier that the original price was ......"

"I think you're mistaken, whether it's the wrong plane or a fight, that's your company's business, and it has nothing to do with me as a consumer. Why, do you want me to sympathize with you?

Tell you! No way!

You have extended it for so long in the future, delaying my big event! It's good that I didn't ask you for compensation, and I will pay me 10 times the freight, and this matter will be forgotten, otherwise I will expose you on the Internet! I warn you, my Weibo is a big V with millions of followers! Think about the consequences for yourself!"

The courier brother was immediately covered in cold sweat, and he didn't expect that a small incident would make such a big fuss.

Li Yu frowned and said, "Ye Xiaomeng, you are too much!"

Ye Xiaomeng immediately pursed her mouth.

The courier brother immediately showed a grateful expression.

Li Yu frowned and said, "Ye Xiaomeng, haven't you heard from others? This is an accident, and people didn't expect it, don't ignore it!"

"Cut~"

"It's their fault that they shoveled the wrong plane, but it wasn't unintentional after all. They were put in the police station, and although it was their fault, it wasn't unintentional after all. ”

Ye Xiaomeng puffed up and said, "Say whatever you want to say, you scoundrel." ”

"Ahem, I mean, although they didn't mean it, but who let it be their fault in this matter, is this 10 times the freight difference too little?"

"I knew you weren't a good person! Brother Li Yu, I love you to death!"

Ye Xiaomeng jumped up, and then kissed Li Yu on the cheek.

Then, his face was flushed, he looked at the courier brother, and said, "Hmph, now that I have changed my mind, I will be compensated 20 times first...... No...... 30x ...... Not ......"

Li Yu said: "Compensate us 100 times the freight first!"

"Yes! 100 times!"

The courier brother's face changed, and then he smiled: "You are joking, 100 times is too much." ”

Li Yudao: What's wrong with 100 times? 100 times the shipping fee is only 1,000 yuan, do you know who I am? Do you know what the relationship between Ma Yun and me is? Do you know how much I have a minute? Tell you, if you don't give me 1,000 yuan today, you won't want to leave!"

"Yes, don't think about leaving!"

The corner of the courier brother's mouth twitched, he had never seen such an unreasonable person.

In the end, the courier brother gritted his teeth and said, "Or, two hundred yuan?"

The company gave himself a total of 200 yuan in compensation, and he originally wanted to swallow it alone, but he didn't expect the other party to be shrewd.

Li Yu groaned: "Two hundred yuan...... What do you think of two hundred dollars?"

"My Ernie sauce, I think it's better not to drive people to a corner, so it seems that we adults have a lot. ”

"Well, I think it's good. Li Yu took away the two hundred yuan that the courier brother was injured, "Okay, little brother, it's okay, you can go." ”

"Say hello to your leaders for me. ”

The courier brother left with a strange face.

"Yay!"

Then, Li Yu and Ye Xiaomeng high-fived each other.

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes lit up, and she said, "Two hundred yuan! It's a lot! You can buy several boxes of snacks!"

However, in the next second, Li Yu quietly stuffed two hundred yuan into his trouser pocket.

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned, and then said angrily: "What are you doing, that's my money!"

"Nonsense, it's obviously my money!"

"Soul light, that's my money, you thief!"

Li Yu glared and said, "Yo, do you dare to scold you Ernie sauce? If it weren't for me, would you have these two hundred yuan?"

"The soul is light, the soul is light, the soul is light, even without you, I can still get this money!

"Hehe, unless that courier brother is Lolitacon, it is impossible to give you these two hundred. These two hundred are earned by the deity, so they belong to the deity. ”

"What a deity, you middle two disease! Give the money back! Give me!"

"Could it be that this is the long-lost lion roar skill of martial arts?" Li Yu blocked Ye Xiaomeng's head with one hand, and raised the two hundred yuan high with the other.

"Damn, hateful, hateful!!" Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth, but her height was not enough, and she was helpless.

finally looked at Ye Ying and the others, and said coquettishly: "Sister, look at him, rob me of two hundred yuan~"

Ye Ying looked at Ye Xiaomeng, then at Li Yu, with a look of embarrassment, and finally, simply turned her head.

"I didn't hear anything......"

"Sister, I'm your own sister, how can you pretend you didn't hear anything!"

"I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything......"

Ye Xiaomeng was helpless, looked at Lin Mo'er, and said, "Sister Lily, ......"

Lin Mo'er simply twisted her head.

“……”

Ye Xiaomeng snorted coldly and said, "Hmph, it's a big deal that I don't want your help, I'll snatch the money back myself!"

Li Yu said: "Oh, then what are you going to do?"

Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and looked at the express.

"You scoundrel, wait for me! Wait until I dismantle the courier first, and then deal with you!" Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth, and then violently dismantled the courier box.

"Let me see, what did you buy?"

When I opened the package, there was a piece of clothing inside.

Christmas costumes.

Li Yu was surprised: "Ye Xiaomeng, what kind of clothes did you buy? Santa's COS costume?"