Ye Xiaomeng said: "Hmph, it's almost." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "took out the clothes and compared them on the body.

At this time, a hard-won smile appeared on her face, and she said, "Hmph, the new clothes have arrived, the new clothes have arrived~"

Li Yu's face was full of weirdness, and he said: "I'll go, what kind of clothes are these, why are the sleeves so short, why are they still skirts, or miniskirts, don't you tell me that Santa Claus wears this kind of clothes?"

"Sexy version of Santa Claus, can't you?"

"666, 666, red and red in a trance. ”

Ye Ying walked over and said, "Xiaomeng, this dress ...... How would you buy such clothes?"

"Ahem, in fact, I originally planned to COS Santa Claus today, but I didn't expect the courier to be delayed for too long, and I had to be the little match girl of COS. ”

Li Yu said: "I see. ”

"However, I didn't expect you to be so old and still believe in Santa Claus. ”

Ye Xiaomeng blinked and said, "No, I don't believe it." ”

"What?"

"I said, I don't believe in Santa Claus, Santa Claus, it's all people pretending. ”

“…… You don't believe Santa Claus exists, so why should you cos Santa?"

"That two-dimensional character doesn't exist, why does anyone want a COS two-dimensional girl?"

"Well, you convinced me. ”

"Hey, hey. ”

"But ......"

Li Yu said sadly: "You are a child without dreams!"

“…… Huh!?"

"As a child, even Santa Claus doesn't believe it, what's the difference between you and a salted fish?"

“……”

Ye Xiaomeng was silent, and then complained: "Of course there is a difference! Santa Claus is all pretending, this kind of common sense that three-year-old children should know!"

Li Yu said: "You are wrong! You are very wrong!"

"Huh?"

"Santa Claus is real!"

"You talk nonsense, you lie!"

"I didn't lie to you. ”

"Then why have I never seen a real Santa Claus?"

Li Yu touched his chin and said seemingly seriously: "Maybe Santa Claus only likes good children?"

"Isn't this cute girl a good child!"

"There's that cute girl under the skirt?"

"Ahhh

However, Li Yu easily blocked Ye Xiaomeng.

Ye Xiaomeng panted, turned her head, and said, "Hmph, anyway, Santa Claus is fake!"

Li Yu was puzzled: "Why are you so sure?"

"Because I saw it with my own eyes! Last night, I clearly saw my sister sneak into my room, then put down a game console and left!"

"Babbling ......"

Ye Ying's face flushed.

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Moreover, every year in the past, my sister secretly came to my room in the middle of the night to give me gifts!

Ye Ying said shyly: "Xiaomeng, it turns out that you have already found it?"

"Well, sister, you're making such a big move, it's hard not to let me notice it......"

"Hmm...... It's so embarrassing, it turns out that my sister has already found out about me pretending to be Santa Claus...... Then why did you pretend to be surprised during the day the next day?"

Ye Xiaomeng sighed and said, "Because I don't want to embarrass you, sister." ”

"But I'm embarrassed now, okay!"

Li Yu said: "Alas, Ye Xiaomeng, what do you want me to say, Santa Claus didn't come to your house, you think Santa Claus doesn't exist?

"It's not the same thing as that!"

"Why isn't it the same thing?"

"You...... In short, Santa Claus is absolutely impossible!"

Li Yu said: "Ye Xiaomeng, if you really don't believe it, you might as well hang a stocking on the bedside tonight, and Santa Claus will definitely give you a gift tonight." ”

"Huh?" Ye Xiaomeng's face was sluggish, and then she was stunned, "Why stockings?"

Li Yu said: "Well, because, maybe this Santa Claus is a stockings controller?"

"Perverted!" Ye Xiaomeng suddenly showed a look like garbage.

"Could it be that you're going to sneak over to my house tonight and pretend to be Santa Claus to give me a present?"

"Alas, I didn't expect it to be seen by you. ”

"Hmph, I know!"

"But one thing you're wrong about, I'm not going to pretend to be Santa Claus. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Because, I'm a Santa Claus at work!"

"Ha ???"

Li Yu flickered: "It's time to tell you the truth, in fact, I am a Santa Claus!"

Ye Xiaomeng laughed and said, "Are you brainbroken? Are you Santa Claus? Why don't you say that you are the Jade Emperor!"

Li Yu said lightly: "I didn't lie to you, I'm really Santa Claus." ”

Ye Xiaomeng teased: "Okay, even if you are Santa Claus, then tell me first, how do you give gifts to hundreds of millions of children around the world as a Santa Claus? Are you flying at supersonic speed?"

Li Yu said: "Of course I can't, but I didn't say that I am the only Santa Claus in the world." ”

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned and said, "What?

"Of course, I didn't say it before, Santa Claus is a profession, and there are many people on the planet who do it. ”

"Puff, brother, your story is getting more and more mysterious, Santa Claus is a profession?

"It's a pity that Santa Claus is a public service occupation and has no salary. ”

"Then do you want to pay for the gifts yourself?"

"That's not true, Santa Claus has a non-profit organization, and all the gifts are prepared by the non-profit organization. ”

"Han Han can draw and regret painting Han Hong, brother, you are the most 6 of the people I have ever met. ”

Ye Ying said blankly: "Xiaomeng, what does it mean that Han Han can draw and regret painting Han Hong?"

Ye Xiaomeng was surprised: "Sister, you don't even know what Han Han means by painting and regretting painting Han Hong?"

"I don't know ......"

Li Yu said: "Ye Ying, you don't even know this? Then you have to look at Weibo, Han Han can draw and regret painting Han Hong Han Hong and Han Han Hehehe, Han Han shouted that Han Hong is bad." ”

Ye Xiaomeng covered her stomach and laughed with a "poof", and then rolled frantically on the ground.

"Hahahaha, how come there is still this version? There is still this kind of operation? haha, bad, bad, bad, Han Hong, you are bad, ......"

"Don't laugh, Han Hong wanted to hit someone when she heard it. ”

Ye Ying and Lin Mo'er were at a loss, and they didn't understand the joke of this stalk at all.

"Alas, you two look like you, it's hard for the old imam to take you with him. ”

The two said, "Old imam?"

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Old imam, old imam, is there a Koran?"

"Nope. ”

"Cut, I don't even have a Koran, I really don't know how you do it as an old imam, but it's okay, I'm a good person, I can give you a copy of the Koran later." ”

Li Yu kindly rubbed Ye Xiaomeng's little face and said, "Little girl, she is not very old, she knows a lot, let me go to the little black house to reflect!"

Ye Xiaomeng struggled away and shouted: "What's wrong with knowing more! Knowing how much proves that I'm knowledgeable! Besides, don't you also understand!"

"I'm an adult, you're underage!"

"You...... Bad guy! Beat me down with minors again!"

"Just press you, let's swing the sculls~"

Ye Xiaomeng's little face turned red, and said, "You dead loli control! Uncle policeman, this is the person!"

Ye Ying and Lin Mo'er were confused, what the hell are Han Han and Han Hong? What the hell is the old imam? What the hell is it that let's swing the sculls?

Ye Xiaomeng glanced at Li Yu and said, "I ignore you, I'll go change my clothes." ”

Li Yu touched his chin, Santa Claus, he was really very interested.

"Well, before Christmas is over, I'll make a cameo appearance as Santa Claus in a while. ”

Ye Xiaomeng hummed a song and walked to the bedroom, and suddenly, her footsteps stopped.

"Wait a minute, just in case, let me ask, you shouldn't have cameras in your house, right?"

"Of course not!"

"I!no!Believe!" Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth.

Li Yu said quietly: "If you don't believe me, I can't help it." ”

"I was hesitant to come, but now I can be sure! You definitely have a camera at home!"

"Really no, Meng Meng, you have to believe me, you look at my pure eyes. ”

"Bah, who is it cute, it's disgusting, and besides, you have pure eyes there, you are clearly filthy eyes. ”

"Ah, Mengmeng, my heart hurts so much!"

Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and said, "Damn! Is this guy a pervert?

Damn, can't I wear the clothes that I managed to deliver today?"

Then, Ye Xiaomeng's eyes lit up and said, "Hmph, I don't believe that you also have monitoring in the bathroom!"

Run to the bathroom.

Li Yu shrugged, he was telling the truth, he did not have a camera at home, and who would install a camera at home.

In these years, no one believes the truth, alas.

Although for a cultivator like him, it basically makes no difference whether there is a camera or not.

A spell can be peeked at.

Li Yu smiled.

"Hey, hey, hey...... No, I'm an upright person. ”

Li Yu hurriedly took a deep breath and said, "No, no, no, I'm an upright person, besides...... Ye Xiaomeng, this little girl, what's so good. ”

Thinking like this, Li Yu suddenly calmed down.

But soon, Li Yu's eyes lit up, looked at Ye Ying on the side, and said, "Hey, hey...... Ye Ying, do you want to change into a Christmas dress too?"

"Me?" Ye Ying blinked, "I can't wear clothes like that......"

"Give it a try, you have to try it in life. ”

"But...... I don't have any clothes, so Xiaomeng only bought one set. ”

"As long as you want, I have a few of these clothes at home. With that, he walked back to his bedroom and quickly exchanged a few sets of Christmas clothes from the system.

"Look, there are so many sets, you can wear whichever one you like. ”