Chapter 354
Ye Xiaomeng said with a face full of unwillingness, but she had no choice but to say so.
Li Yu smiled and said, "Very good, then, Ye Xiaomeng, the deity now orders you to drink three glasses of boiled water." ”
Ye Xiaomeng's eyelids jumped and said, "I've already drunk a lot of water just now." ”
Ye Xiaomeng was referring to the water she was hungry for before, and she had already drunk a lot of water at that time.
"Then you can drink a little more, drink as much as you can, this is an order!"
“……”
Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and said, "Damn! Do you really think that my big cute god is easy to bully!? I don't drink it! To drink you drink! ”
Li Yu stood up and said, "Ye Ying, take care of your sister, don't do your homework well, and play games again." ”
Ye Xiaomeng's face changed suddenly, and said, "Don't don't call me sister!" Otherwise, she'll be talking about me again. ”
Li Yu said quietly: "What about the water? ”
Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth and said, "...... I drink! ”
Isn't it just a few glasses of water, I'll just drink it!
"Gooo
At this time, Ye Ying and the others walked out of the house and said, "Li Yu, you just called me?" ”
Ye Xiaomeng panicked and looked at Li Yu with eager eyes.
Li Yu said: "Uh, it's okay, your name is good, I'll call it play." ”
Ye Xiaomeng's eyelids jumped wildly, this excuse is too bad!
However, Ye Ying was very happy to hear it, and she was a little shy.
Li Yu said: "Come on, everyone is here, stare at whoever is pregnant, go!" ”
Ye Ying said: "Huh? But I want to watch TV. ”
Lin Mo'er said: "I also want to watch TV. ”
Ye Xiaomeng said: "I also want to be on TV." ”
Li Yu didn't speak, took out three food coupons from his pocket, and said, "Come on, as long as the three of you can win against me, these three will be yours." ”
The three of them were curious: "What is this?" ”
Ye Xiaomeng picked it up and exclaimed, "Ah! Here's a coupon for that star buffet! ”
"Huh?" Ye Ying, Lin Mo'er and the two were very surprised when they heard this.
"Really, really, really?"
"See for yourselves."
After the two of them saw it, they were extremely surprised, this, this was really the coupon of the star self-service.
And the discount is very large!
In other words, this is no longer a coupon, but should be called a "free coupon".
That's right, it is written on the coupon that those who hold this coupon, go to the buffet, no money!
Don't pay a penny!
The three of them glared at each other.
You know, that star cafeteria usually costs at least a few hundred yuan for a meal!
They are a group of student parties, how can they usually have so much money to eat such an expensive self-service.
However, that doesn't stop them from wanting to eat once.
But now, the opportunity was in front of them.
Even though they are full and not hungry at all, they have to plan for their future!
It's like a hamster, a pioneer in this area. They may only eat one peanut bean a day, but they usually have dozens of peanut beans stored in their mouths!
That way, even if they don't find food in the wild, they won't starve to death!
It's the same for people.
I'm not hungry now, but I'm going to plan for the future!
"Brother Li Yu, are these three coupons really given to us?"
Li Yu said: "As long as you can beat me." ”
The three of them looked at each other.
Lin Mo'er said: "How to win? And how is the competition? ”
"It's very simple, let's turn on the TV and watch a cross talk together, whoever can endure it until the end and not laugh will be the winner."
The three of them groaned slightly.
Li Yu said: "Of course, I know that you are afraid of my strength, and you can't compare to me, so I allow the three of you to beat me in groups." The four of us started the game together. ”
Ye Xiaomeng was the first to be the one who couldn't stand Li Yu's stimulation, jumped out, and said, "Who is afraid of you!?" ”
Lin Mo'er said: "That's it! ”
Ye Ying said weakly: "I'm afraid ......"
Lin Mo'er said "viciously": "Ye Ying, don't speak!" ”
"Oh......"
Lin Mo'er said: "Hmph! In a word! Coupon! I'm going to decide! ”
Ye Xiaomeng said: "Discount king, I'm decided!" ”
Ye Ying looked at the two of them and said, "...... Lala-la-la, I'm done. ”
Li Yu smiled and said, "Okay, okay, you can be your cheerleader." ”
"It's not a cheerleader."
Lin Mo'er said: "Wait, this is just the rule that we win, what if we lose?" ”
Li Yu smiled: "It's nothing if you lose, at most you will participate in the Truth or Dare." ”
The three of them were clever, and Lin Mo'er said: "Don't!" ”
"If the price of losing is truth or dare, then I'd rather not want this coupon!"
"Right! Ye Ying, Xiaomeng! ”
However, when I looked back, I found that the two of them had gritted their teeth, hesitated, but couldn't make up their minds.
“……”
Li Yu said quietly: "Okay, in this way, if you lose, I don't want you to play truth or dare, but you must each drink a glass of water, drinks are fine, and then we have to play a blindfold and catch game for a while." ”
"This ...... All right. ”
After a little hesitation, Lin Mo'er agreed.
Ye Xiaomeng complained: "It's obviously Zhu Bajie who caught his daughter-in-law." ”
"Forget it, I agreed."
Ye Ying said: "Well, I also agreed." ”
"Okay." Li Yu smiled, and the smile was very evil.
This is one step further away from his evil routine.
Li Yu turned on the TV and changed the channel.
Changed to a famous double fat man combination.
The three of them also hurriedly took a deep breath and calmed down.
"Come on, let's get started."
"Okay."
The show begins.
"Thank you for your warm applause and make a self-introduction ......"
"Poof" Ye Ying covered her mouth and smiled.
Li Yu was not only speechless: "No, you are laughing at this?" Where are you smiling? When people introduce themselves, you laugh? ”
Ye Ying couldn't help laughing and said, "But, but his expression is too much......
Lin Mo'er was not only speechless: "Hey, Ye Ying, you are one-third of our important combat power, why are you so smiling?" ”
"Yes, I'm sorry Mo'er, but I can't help it......"
Ye Xiaomeng said: "It's okay! Sister, don't worry, there are still us! We're going to win! ”
"Well, come on!"
The game continues.
On the stage, two cross talk actors talked endlessly.
Suddenly, the funny actor ridiculed the funny actor.
A piece of history is also told.
It turned out that the actor had raised elephants in zoos in the past.
Moreover, Yiyang has been raised for ten years.
At this time, the teasing actor squeezed his little eyes, pointed at the teasing cheaply, and said: "Raising elephants, elephants that have been raised for ten years, elephants are getting thinner and thinner......
looked at the "three hundred pounds" figure of the actor, and did not speak again.
The audience was already laughing.
"Poof" Lin Mo'er finally couldn't help it.
"Hahaha......"