Ye Xiaomeng looked at Lin Mo'er with an uncompetitive expression on her face, and said, "Sister Lily, why did you lose so quickly?"

"Uh...... I'm sorry, Moe, but it was so funny just now. ”

Ye Xiaomeng said: "What's funny! How many years of old stalks, they said it on stage N years ago." ”

Lin Mo'er said: "But I didn't know them N years ago......"

"Okay. Ye Xiaomeng stroked her forehead.

Li Yu smiled and said, "You're the only one left, Xiaomeng." ”

"Hmph, don't be complacent!"

Ye Xiaomeng gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not the kind of scum with a combat power of only 5!"

Lin Mo'er showed a "kind" smile and said, "Xiaomeng, what did you just say?"

"Uh...... I mean, Sister Mo'er is the most beautiful, the most beautiful, like a goddess descending from heaven!"

Lin Mo'er listened and said shyly: "How can people be as good as you say." ”

Ye Xiaomeng rolled her eyes, but didn't dare to complain.

Soon, the first half of the entire cross talk passed.

During this period, although Ye Xiaomeng almost couldn't hold back a few times, she finally gritted her teeth and pinched her thighs, but she still endured it.

"Hoo ......"

Ye Xiaomeng breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there are ten more minutes, this cross talk will be over.

But at this time, the words of the actor instantly made Ye Xiaomeng laugh!

"Shredded Meat! Jack! I'm Shredded Meat!"

The two of them played Jack and Rousi in the Titanic!

Ahem, the two of them are Jack and Ruth in the Titanic!

And the funny actor suspiciously said that it was "shredded meat"

The actor also asked rhetorically, "Is it shredded pork with green pepper or shredded pork with garlic?"

"Poof!"

Ye Xiaomeng laughed and said, "What the hell is this!!What the hell is the shredded meat!"

Li Yu said: "Xiaomeng, you lost." ”

Ye Xiaomeng was shocked, hurriedly put away her smile, and said, "What, I lost? ”

You laughed. ”

Ye Xiaomeng panicked and said, "I, I didn't laugh." ”

Li Yu raised his fist the size of a sandbag and said, "Are you sure?"

Ye Xiaomeng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and finally surrendered under Li Yu's obscenity.

"I, I lost... My generation of male Ye Xiaomeng... I lost ......"

Despair and disbelief on his face.

"Ye... I lost ......"

Li Yu gave Ye Xiaomeng a brain meltdown, and said, "You have watched too many martial arts movies, haven't you?"

"It hurts...... Hmph!"

"It's useless for you to hum, you lose, okay, Ye Xiaomeng, Lin Mo'er, Ye Ying, the three of you are ready to be punished. ”

Ye Ying pursed her small mouth, very unhappy.

Lin Mo'er snorted lightly and said, "Xiaomeng, didn't you say that everything depends on you?"

"I ...... Mistakes, this time it's just mistakes!"

Lin Mo'er said: "Oh, mistake, well, then you help us drink the water, and we will forgive you." ”

Ye Xiaomeng's eyelids jumped wildly, and said, "I'll help you drink the water, that's three cups of water!

Li Yu said: "I can help you change to juice or nutrition express." ”

"That's not the point at all, okay?"

Lin Mo'er showed a miserable expression and said, "Xiaomeng, as long as you help Sister Mo'er drink the water, how about Sister Mo'er invite you to dinner next time?"

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes lit up and said, "Oh?"

"And it's not the cheapest roadside stall, how about I take you to a barbecue?"

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes brightened even more, and said, "I'll go, I'll go!"

Li Yu shook his head helplessly and said, "This girl was bought by a barbecue." ”

And Ye Ying thought for a while and said, "Xiaomeng, as long as you help your sister drink this glass of water, your sister will allow you to play games for a day on New Year's Day." ”

"Ah, it's only been a day. ”

Lin Mo'er said: "That, Ye Ying, one day is indeed a little less, after all, people have three days off, as long as Xiaomeng's homework is finished, don't care about her playing games for a few days." ”

Ye Xiaomeng nodded hurriedly, showing gratitude, and said, "Well, I think what Sister Mo'er said is very right." ”

Ye Ying hesitated a little, but finally nodded.

"Oh well. ”

"Yay!" Ye Xiaomeng said excitedly.

Li Yu said: "Don't be too happy too early, you have to be able to drink these three glasses of water." ”

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Hmph, you really underestimate me, under the power of the game, let alone three glasses of water, even if it is thirty cups!

Li Yu applauded and said, "Very good, then in this case, you can drink thirty cups, and I will persuade Ye Ying to let you play the game for a month." ”

"Hat!? That's not what I said before. ”

"Are you scared?"

"Afraid? Is there a word in my Ye Xiaomeng's dictionary? I just suddenly woke up, students should focus on learning, games or something, it's better to give up. ”

Ye Ying showed a satisfied look and said, "Xiaomeng, it's very good that you have such an awareness, so how about Sister New Year's Day take you to find a foreign language cram school?"

Ye Xiaomeng suddenly cried and said, "Don't!!"

Li Yu said: "Ahem, the cram school will be released in advance, let's talk about punishment first, Xiaomeng, do you want to drink water or nutrition express?"

"I chose Want Want. ”

"What?"

"Want Want. ”

"What? ”

"I say, Want Want!"

Li Yu stretched out his hand, scratched Ye Xiaomeng's chin, and said, "That's good." ”

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "What are you doing!"

On the side, Lin Mo'er complained: "What are you touching people's chins for? It's cats who like to touch their chins, and dogs should like to be touched the belly." ”

"Oh~"

Li Yu's eyes were meaningful, looking at Ye Xiaomeng's little belly.

Ye Xiaomeng was clever, and suddenly showed a vigilant look, clasped his hands to his chest, and said, "What do you want to do?"

"What's not to do, I'm a gentleman, I won't do this, and besides, I'm looking at your belly, why are you covering your breasts? Do you have breasts?"

As if she had been poked in a sad matter, Ye Xiaomeng was furious.

"The Crow Takes the Plane——!!!"

"Black Tiger Digging Heart——!!"

After the blow, Ye Xiaomeng was immediately pressed to the ground by Li Yu and rubbed.

"Damn!!If it weren't for the fact that this cute god was sealed with power, how could a villain like you be allowed to make trouble here!"

"Yo he! You actually say that about me, the baby is angry, and the baby has a little emotion. ”

As he spoke, Li Yu took the cup full of Want Want milk from the table and forced it to Ye Xiaomeng's mouth.

"Hmm... Hmmm......"

Milk slowly flowed out from the corner of Ye Xiaomeng's mouth.

Lin Mo'er was on the side, blushing and complaining: "This picture can be P." ”

"No, no, this picture doesn't use P. ”

A few minutes later.

Ye Xiaomeng had a bad expression on her face.

"I, I'm defiled... My body is no longer pure......"

With a "wow", Ye Xiaomeng cried.

Suddenly.

There was a full burp.

Then he began to cry again.