"The Good Death" (8)
Several people went down again, and then the lights on the stage dimmed, and when they turned on again, a black-haired man fell to the ground on the stage, surrounded by four righteous men.
"We will take you down today, are you a boy or not?" "Yes, whether you are convinced or not, we can fight with you alone." "If you feel that you are not an opponent, you can quickly beg for mercy, maybe you will not die and change your mind in the future." "Tell me, what the hell do you want?"
At this time, a few words appeared on the black-haired man's head: Give me back the money!
"Yo! This kid not only doesn't speak, but glares at us with his eyes!" "Beat him!" "Yes, beat him!"
The four of them gestured hand and foot, and shouted in their mouths, and after a while, the black-haired man did not move.
"This boy is really possessed by the stone of the thatched house, and it smells bad and hard. ”
Back confession: Maybe the work in the thatched house just now was too long.
"yes, it's so stubborn that I don't even say a word. "That's it, who the hell is this kid?"
"Martial arts people call it 'deaf and dumb little demon'. "Thirteen Taibao" said.
Confession: Can't speak? How can you talk when you first come in?
Several people looked at each other again, but the "Thirteenth Taibao" smiled and relieved the embarrassment of the scene, "If you don't say anything, you have to get rid of this kind of scourge." ”
"Ah, yes, yes. The other three agreed to the words of the "Thirteen Taibao".
"Several, it's a great pleasure to be in addition to this scourge today. How about we go and celebrate?" said the "Thirteen Taibao" again.
"Okay, but I didn't bring much money. "Didn't you just get some ill-gotten gain?" "That's enough to buy a few pancakes." "Then eat the pancakes." ”
The four of them left the stage as they spoke, and there was laughter and applause from the audience.
The black-haired man also stepped down in this sound, and went backstage to see the little tiger in the small hall.
"Okay, just do as I say. Do you have to work hard in the later scenes?"
The black-haired man didn't say anything else, so he reluctantly agreed, and secretly bit his back molars in his mouth.
This black-haired man is actually Ru Dongyang who is on the run, in order not to be so easily recognized in the future, he grew a beard when he was on the cliff outside the sky, I heard that the people here have not all come back and want to pick up a bargain, but I didn't expect to fall in love with Xiaohuzi.
The name of the laxative is "shit can't be delayed", and when Xiaohuzi looked for it, Ru Dongyang almost had the strength to wipe his buttocks, and the last bit of physical strength left barely lifted his pants, and he couldn't even tie the belt of his pants.
Xiaohuzi put forward two ways, one is to send the official, and the other is to help perform this drama.
Ru Dongyang chose the latter.
"Even if these four are chivalrous people, they are not people who understand too much, right?" Tian Peiyu said.
"I just laughed at the way the four of them looked like they were spinning in circles, it was like a magic stick casting a spell to catch a demon, it was so funny. Hou Shi Rong said with a smile.
"In fact, for the matter of eliminating harm in the martial arts of the rivers and lakes, it is best to be reasonable, and we don't need the righteous heroes on the rivers and lakes to take action, and we can't spare the six doors. Yu Ehime said.
"The head of the fish is really three sentences that do not leave the industry. Dou Yi said, "But we're just a funny joke, so don't take it seriously." ”
In fact, Yuanyuan is not comparing this real chapter with anyone, and at the same time she shows her thoughts while watching the fun. Aren't we allowed to speak freely here?" said Leng Wuqing.
"Of course you can, but I still hope that I can talk more about things that have nothing to do with business, after all, today is to treat everyone and talk about more happy things. The little bell said.
"That's what I mean, maybe it's because we didn't think so much about letting them play this joke. Well, let's take a look at the following. Dou Ni said.
The big red sign at the entrance of the stage reads: Young Heroes.
A playman came on the stage at this time, wearing an older gown, like a poorer literati.
"Yo, there are so many people here? Alas, if only I could have a new story to tell you. We are storytellers, we make money with new books, and if we want to make money from old books, we have to keep a dead button, but I, a storyteller, are also honest. Alas, as far as I can tell you about the old stories, almost all the big ones can memorize them, and if there are no new books to talk about, I will have to go hungry. ”
At this moment, someone suddenly shouted out of nowhere, "Hurry up, the horse is startled......"
When the storyteller heard this, he immediately turned his head and avoided it, and then he heard the sound of horses' hooves, and saw a fake horse in the form of a man rushing up from the backstage, circling around the edge of the stage, and seemed really startled, and no one could stop it, but the fake horse suddenly stopped in front of a child who suddenly appeared.
Ru Dongyang shaved his beard backstage when he staged his second joke on stage, and now he is dressed as a child.
The storyteller looked at the scene in front of him and thought about it.
The lights on the stage dimmed and brightened, the storyteller came on the stage again, there was an ancient stone tablet on the stage, Ru Dongyang changed into a child's clothes again, and stood in front of the stone tablet as if he was watching intently.
The storyteller looked as if his heart was moving again, but the sound of the drink startled him a lot.
I saw a few ruffian-looking people come to the stage, holding gangsters in their hands to grab things.
"Hand over all the valuable things to Lao Tzu! Quickly! Don't let the masters bother. ”
A line appeared on the storyteller's head: I don't have a lot of money, so it's good that I didn't ask you for money.
At this time, Ru Dongyang changed into a child's clothes again and appeared on the stage, and the leading ruffian immediately covered his chest and fell to the ground.
Everyone on the stage was stunned......
The lights dimmed again, there was an extra table on the stage, and the storyteller came to the stage again, walked to the table, picked up the small wood and slapped it vigorously, "Everyone here, today I am serving you a new book, called "Young Heroes". ”
Then the storyteller himself moved the table down, and the fake horse came up from the backstage, but on his back was a man riding on his back, who was dressed in the child's clothes that Ru Dongyang had worn for the first time, and was more funny, pretending to restrain the horse, and after dismounting, he wiped the back of his hand on his head.
"Oops, this sweaty foot BMW has finally been tamed by me, and it is out of this old sweat. ”
Back offering: Sweaty foot BMW? Not sweaty BMW?
The actor on the stage pointed to the horse and said, "Run! There is a kind of running again! Hmph, let me tame it, right? I tell you, don't you make your temper temper with me in the future." You'll have to listen to me for everything, you know? Come, rub my shoulders first. ”
As he spoke, the horse trainer sat on a rock, and the fake horse really rubbed his shoulders.
Back confession: What obedient!
The laugh in the audience.
"Why do you smell so bad?" complained the circus, "Come on, rub my legs." ”
The horse did the same.
Back confession: There will be quite a lot.