"Good Death" (7)

Zhu Yifan touched his eyes.

The person holding the sign appeared again, and put the sign above the head of the "Thirteen Taibao", as if the words on the sign came up in his head, and the meaning written on it was: What are you looking at? There is no chair, sit on the ground.

The more you look at it, the more interesting it becomes.

Zhu Yifan couldn't find anything anyway, so he had to sit on the ground as well.

The two were talking in a low voice, and a dozen curtains came up again, and there were two gangsters crossed behind them, and as soon as they came up, they ran past.

"The two brothers please. ”

"Thirteen Taibao" and Zhu Yifan immediately got up again.

"Please, please. Brother Zhu, this is the famous 'two singles' in the rivers and lakes. ”

Zhu Yifan immediately hugged his fists, "I have been looking up for a long time, I am really fortunate to be able to see one of them today." ”

The actor who had just come on stage frowned, "Who else does this Brother Zhu want to see?"

"Hey, aren't there two singles?"

The actor on the stage glanced at his mouth and pulled out the two short wooden sticks behind him.

"Could it be that you, a bachelor, can't use force with me?" Zhu Yifan also said with a bright posture.

"Where, he told you that the 'two singles' didn't have two singles, and he made two naked sticks, 'two singles'. ”

"Ah, I see, misunderstanding, misunderstanding. The sign on Zhu Yi's head reads: Oh, such a bachelor.

The three of them sat down together, and after a while another man with a white beard and a hat came up.

"The three little brothers are invited. ”

The three of them stood up together again, and the "Thirteen Taibao" had a little hard time getting up, with a message written on their heads: I got up three times!

"Let me introduce you to the two of you, this is the famous secret weapon master in the martial arts, Wu Gong. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be Gonggong Wu. "Oh, it's still from the palace. When the emperor is on mission?"

"What?" explained the "Thirteen Taibao", "the surname of the people is Wu, and when we are old, we call them 'Wu Gong'." ”

"Oh...... I have admired the daimyo for a long time. "Yes, yes, yes, I have admired the name for a long time. ”

There was a laugh in the audience.

At this time, several people were about to sit down again, and the "Thirteenth Taibao" looked at the curtain vigorously, and looked overhead: No one is coming again, right?

Then, he smiled and sat down with a few people.

"Now that everyone is here, I'm going to get down to business. I asked a few people to come here today to discuss a major matter for the elimination of harm in martial arts. "Thirteen Taibao" said.

"Oh, could it be that there are any disasters in the martial arts in recent years?" Zhu Yifan asked.

"It's not a big scourge to say it's a scourge, it's the kind of toad that doesn't bite people and disgusts people. ”

"Then why bother a few of us together? Isn't this a cannon to fight mosquitoes?" Wu Gongdao.

"Actually, I just don't know the details of this scourge's martial arts, so I invited a few of them. How about we get him a quick knife to cut through the mess?"

"Since we are here, we are duty-bound, and it is also a pleasure to remove a scourge that does not bite and disgust people for the martial arts. "Two singles" said.

"Okay, let's make a big bowl. As he spoke, the "Thirteenth Taibao" picked up the wine jar and poured a circle of wine, but the wine jar was empty, and nothing was poured out at all.

At this time, the person holding the sign came up as if he was making a back confession in the pear orchard, and the card read: empty.

But as soon as the four of them touched the wine bowl, they said "dry" a few times, pretending that there was wine in the bowl and drank it empty, and praised the wine again and again, so they took a sign and wrote: It's really cooperative.

At this time, the chapel came up again, holding a paper bag in his hand, "This is the food that the guest officer wants." ”

A few people seemed to have just discovered that there was already a person on the stage except for the small church, and it was the black-haired man who had asked the thatched house before, who took out a handful of money from his arms and handed it to the small churchman.

"Ah! This man is the scourge I am talking about!

After that, the four of them surrounded the scourge together, and at this time the chapel had also finished collecting the money and had already gone down.

I saw that it was Zhu Yifan who shot first, "Oh, bold thief, look at my 'cool fan' kung fu." After speaking, Zhu Yifan actually fanned the wind for the black-haired man, and jumped on the high ground fan, as if he was making a move with all his might.

The "two singles" took out two short wooden sticks and struck each other, and there was a sound of "hooha" in their mouths, as if they were shouting beats on percussion instruments.

"Thirteen Taibao" is even more ridiculous, exposing his shoulders, taking a brick made of cloth from nowhere, and patting his shoulders hard, it seems to be showing his hard work, but in fact, it is like Hanako calling the street to beat bricks.

Wu Gong was the most funny, taking off his shoes and socks, holding darts between his toes and fingers, and dancing his arms and thighs at the black-haired man.

The back confession appeared again, writing: It's really a "centipede", and you can use your hands and feet together.

Then the four of them circled around the black-haired man and spun around, and all the movements did not stop.

But the black-haired man in the middle looked at them inexplicably, and finally put the rest of the money in his hand into the four wine bowls on the ground one by one, and then left.

The "Thirteenth Taibao" was anxious at that time, "Ah? This is underestimating us! What are you doing with us?"

"It's just rude!" "yes, you don't even take us seriously!" "A veritable scourge." ”

At this time, several people picked up all the money in the wine bowl in front of them.

"Isn't that insulting us?"

Several other people also said "yes" one after another, and then they all carried the money in their arms.

Back confession and confession: Why is the insult still up?

"Several, you really can't leave such a scourge. "Let's catch up and fight him for three hundred rounds." "Yes, let's go. "Hurry up and chase after it. ”

The four righteous men ended up together at this point.

Soon, the black-haired man came on the field again, and then let the four righteous men who had re-entered the field surround him, and they did their own tricks.

This time, the black-haired man looked at them and pondered, and a few words appeared in his head: Why are you here again? Didn't you give you money just now?

After that, he stepped down through the gap between the four.

The four of them looked at each other a few times.

"Okay, I won't even give the money this time!" "This is even more of an insult to us!" "I can't let him go!" "Yes, I can't!