Essay Title: "Me in Twenty Years"

"Today is a beautiful day, my wife and I have taken our lovely children around the world. Suddenly, a foul-smelling, filthy, and homeless old grandfather rushed out of the roadside. Oh my God, he was the Chinese teacher ---- Mr. Chen from 20 years ago!

Our daughter is very loving and generously took out ten dollars for the New Year...."

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"Haha.... Teacher Chen, don't be angry, there are not one or two naughty students in the class, don't take it to heart. This teacher seemed to be a little contradictory to Teacher Chen, with a consolation on his lips and a sneer on his face.

"Humph!" Teacher Chen snorted and expressed dissatisfaction.

"Here, there are two more essays here, and you can take a look at them as well. The invigilator saw that the situation was not good, and quickly solved the siege.

Another essay that was set at zero points, the title is still "Me Twenty Years Later"

"Twenty years later, I have a son named Xiao Ming, who is also a primary school student now.

One day, the teacher asks the students to take a photo, and the person who takes it well will be named the "Best Photo King." ”

Xiao Ming also wanted to win the award, so he took my camera and went outside on Saturday.

Xiao Ming was walking on the street when he suddenly noticed that there was a person on the street who was looking for something to do, and was teasing the dog around a corner. He first snorted in front of the dog, then danced with his teeth and claws, and finally, slapped the dog's buttocks. The dog rolled his eyes angrily, his nose snorted, and his steel teeth were bitten, like a mad bull. The dog roared and chased after the man. The man was so frightened that he ran away. When he ran away, he realized that it was wrong to bully small animals, and he vowed: "I will never bully small animals again, help!"

Xiao Ming took the opportunity to take a picture of this scene. When the photo was developed, Xiao Ming immediately wrote at the bottom of the photo: This person was chased by a dog for bullying a small animal.

As a result, Xiao Ming's photo was praised by Xiaomei and Xiaoguang, and everyone got together and laughed "haha" for a while. Xiao Ming's photos were also named "Best Photos", and he himself was named "Best Photo King". Xiao Ming's face also showed a bright smile. ”

Everyone laughed and laughed after reading it, this essay is too, it is really nonsensical.

"How's it going?" asked the invigilator.

"Verbal saliva, seriously off-topic!"

"Today's elementary school students are really jumping in their thinking. ”

"If it's black humor, then there's something to be desired.... But it's a serious exam!"

In short, this zero score cannot be erased.

"There is also an essay where I want to give zero marks but I can't bear it.... You help with the gatekeeping. The invigilator took out another essay with a tangled expression.

"This word is not bad, beautiful, generous, like a girl's word. Someone first saw the handwriting and commented.

The invigilator suddenly felt that this sentence was a little familiar, as if he had said it himself, and then he looked at the text carefully, the sense of familiarity became stronger, and the whole person fell into deep thought, and his face became more and more ugly.

Essay Title: "Me in Twenty Years"

"But after the year, I became close friends with a man named Bajie, but I married his beloved Chang'e, so I rarely interacted.

Now I miss it so much that I write a letter to express my apologies.

Dear Bajie,

I'm writing this letter very slowly, because I know you can't read words quickly.

We've moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. This week it rained twice, the first for 3 days and the second for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the girl in the store asked me if I wanted to cut 8 pieces or 12 pieces, and I said that 8 pieces would be done, and Bajie was not there, and I couldn't eat 12 pieces.

The jacket I sent you was afraid that it would be too heavy when it was mailed, so I cut off the buttons and put it in my pocket.

Chang'e gave birth, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you want to be an uncle or an aunt.

I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed.

When it's cold, pay attention to your body, and don't forget to tell your children about a long, long time ago: at that time, the sky was blue, the water was green, the crops were grown, pork could be eaten with confidence, rats were afraid of cats, the court was reasonable, marriage was the first thing to fall in love, medicine could cure diseases, doctors were life-saving, there was no need to sleep with the director to make movies, clothes were to be worn for photography, money was to be repaid, the child's father was clear, school was not trying to make money, idiots could not be professors, they couldn't soak MM when they got married, and they had to pay for things....”

After reading it, several teachers began to comment:

"The first part, humorous and funny, is that the thinking is too forward, and after twenty years, there will be no other ideals except to get married and have children?"

"I think what the students want to express is the last big paragraph of text!"

"It's just a bit of a cynic. ”

"Give zero points, it should be fine...."

"That's right, I also have a zero score ---- decision now!" The invigilator's face was pale, and he wrote a big second egg under the composition with a red pen, and at the same time couldn't help but say to himself angrily: "Look if I can't clean you up when I go back!"

Suddenly, the other teachers suddenly realized that eighty percent of this volume was the composition of the invigilator's son. Realizing this, someone changed his tune:

"This student is still quite talented, the articles are humorous, and the imagination is rich. ”

"That's right, in fact, the whole article still has merit, such as the last paragraph, which fully reflects his concern for social changes and has a critical spirit..."

"It's, it's just, it's impossible to give a score of zero. ”

The invigilator's face was even more unbearable, and he said seriously: "It's already good to give zero points." If you don't let the parents be invited, it's just a favor. ”

From the perspective of mental health development, it is also reasonable to correct its concept, and it is reasonable for parents to pay attention to the impact of life on their children.

But, aren't you his parent? Do you still need to be invited? I guess when I go home, I will educate myself. There was a rumor in everyone's hearts.

"Okay, let's continue to read the papers. Seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, the female teacher was also the leader of the Chinese marking team.

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Half an hour after the English test, Luo Hao was still the first to hand in the paper, the same scene, but the difference was that the English teacher really appreciated the eyes.

Don't.... Is this the reason why there are no weird questions in English?

Luo Hao learned to be obedient this time, and looked at the women's toilet for a long time before leaving the classroom...."Well, it's good that it didn't show up!"

As soon as I stepped out of the classroom, there was a thunderbolt behind me:

"Luo Hao, where did you look just now?.... And why did you turn in the paper in another half an hour?"

The voice couldn't be more familiar, although the timbre was good, but Luo Hao was not in the mood to appreciate it, for a moment it really felt like she was squatting here, specifically to catch herself.

"Hehe.... Teacher Zhou.... Good. Luo Hao turned around and smiled dryly.

"Follow me to the office!"

"Yes," Luo Hao hung his head.

Suddenly, I found that Mr. Zhou had changed his clothes.... Well, Luo Hao admitted that this was not originally his bridge.

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"Don't do something wrong and splash all the dirty water on yourself, and my sister has to keep it to flush the toilet. ”

"What's going on?" Luo Hao found that the road Zhou Yating led was not to her office, did she want to find a separate place....

Sure enough, I came to a special place.

The door sign reads: Principal's Office....

"Uh.... Isn't it true that the principal will criticize me? Isn't it just that the papers are handed in early, as for it?" Luo Hao made up for a while in his mind, imagining that the burly, vicious, domineering, and domineering principal taught himself a great lesson, and the scene was unbearable.

"Come in. Zhou Yating opened the door with a serious expression.

"Oh" Luo Hao felt that today was the end of his life, lowered his head, and walked into the office with a decadent face, but there was no one inside, and he didn't pay attention.

Of course, the office door was not closed.

"Principals, teachers, and students know it's wrong. "Good boy, you have to respond quickly when you know what you can't do, and retreat into advance, Luo Hao feels that he is witty.

Zhou Yating was stunned for a moment, and then realized, it turned out that Luo Hao was also afraid, so she couldn't help but want to ridicule it, and said seriously:

"What's wrong?"

Luo Hao didn't hear it right, the principal should be a man, why is there only Zhou Yating's voice? When he looked up, he saw that she was the only one, and then he reacted, it turned out that he was scaring himself.

Without the principal's coercion, Luo Hao suddenly became confident, looked at Zhou Yating, had a correct attitude, and admitted his mistake: "I.... You shouldn't see the women's restroom. ”

"Uh...."Zhou Yating's face was black, and she couldn't understand how Luo Hao suddenly changed from decadence to so confident. Also, are you staring at the women's bathroom just to know if I'm going to come out of it again?

In fact, she was going to go to the toilet, but she passed by the office where the Chinese papers were graded and was stopped by Teacher Chen.

Teacher Chen gave her a test paper, and she could be sure of Luo Hao's test paper from the handwriting at a glance. What surprised her was that it was actually a full score, and it was the only full score test paper in the marked test paper so far.

And this time the test paper also added difficulty, and she came out with the question. Knowing that these questions are actually a bit difficult for elementary school students, but it is precisely because of the expansion of primary school students' thinking that such an attempt has been made.

At that time, Zhou Yating didn't stay long, and immediately went to the office, where she was in the classroom for math grading. She flipped to Luo Hao's test paper, just by looking at the handwriting. The test paper has also been corrected, and it is exactly what she thought: full marks.

Zhou Yating, who was shocked again, looked at her watch, the English test was almost half an hour, and Luo Hao should be about to hand in the papers.

That's it, Luo Hao saw that the women's toilet was arrested.

Zhou Yating looked at Luo Hao, who was well-behaved and sincere in front of her, and her eyes lit up, but she didn't expect that she had just come to intern and teach and actually met a genius. If only he could be a few years older.... Strange thoughts flashed suddenly, and a blush crossed his face.

"Teacher.... Teacher Zhou!" Luo Hao looked at Zhou Yating in a daze, with an embarrassed face, could he have said something wrong?

"Well, you're very good!" Zhou Yating came back to her senses, looking a little flustered.

"Uh...."Luo Hao didn't know how to understand her words, was it praise or depreciation?

"But don't be proud, you must know that there is no end to learning, there are people outside the sky, a mountain is higher than a mountain, you can't be complacent because of your talent.... Do you know?" Zhou Yating said seriously.

"Teacher, how can I be proud?" Luo Hao felt aggrieved.

"If there is a change, then if there is no encouragement, the teacher said something wrong?" Zhou Yating glared at him, not thinking that he had said the wrong thing.

"Yes" Luo Hao couldn't refute it now. But I muttered in my heart, could I ask him to come to the office and say this, there must be other things, and it is not a good thing.

Sure enough, Zhou Yating changed her words and said, "I see that you have nothing to do to wander around the school, you are quite idle." ”

Luo Hao was stunned, could he be blamed for this? If he hadn't seen the school gate, he wouldn't have wanted to be in a daze on the playground.

Seeing that Luo Hao didn't refute, Zhou Yating continued: "It seems that you are quite idle.... This happens to be Juneteenth, and our class is also going to have a program, so I'll see you and prepare a program. ”

It turned out that he was waiting here, Luo Hao heard that Children's Day was embarrassing, his heart was too old, he only had childhood memories, and he didn't want to celebrate Children's Day.

"Why don't you dare to take on this task?" Luo Hao was silent, and Zhou Yating asked.

"Teacher.... This, that.... Actually, I'm very busy, and I don't have the talent for it. Luo Hao excused himself for a while.

"Why not, you just sing a song, you can do it!" Zhou Yating also wanted to hear Luo Hao sing.

"But I will sing a song 'Gardenia Bloom', and there is no arrangement, I can only sing a cappella, and I can't perform it. Luo Hao tried to make excuses.

"Really, how did I hear Li Xiaoxue say that his brother still has a new song, and he also went to participate in the male singing competition, and the audition passed..."

This pit brother's sister!

"It's a song I wrote before, and I was lucky enough to pass the competition, and I didn't have any music to arrange, so I couldn't sing it. "Luo Hao is very modest.

Zhou Yating smiled again and said, "I also know that you can not only play the piano, but also the guitar." ”

Well, it was completely sold by my sister.

"But.... I don't have a guitar. Luo Hao whispered.

"This teacher has a way, just bring you a guitar tomorrow, you hurry up and practice, you can't embarrass our class. It seems that Zhou Yating has been prepared.

Luo Hao couldn't escape, so he had to take the call.

"Oh, by the way, Li Xiaoxue, even your sister, also wants to sing, so why don't you sing together. Zhou Yating added before Luo Hao left the office.

"No wonder Xiaoxue asked him to teach singing, it turned out that he had already colluded with the teacher...."Luo Hao responded and left with a decadent face.

"Don't let me down!" Zhou Yating looked at Luo Hao's back, pursed her lips and smiled, and muttered to herself.

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"Why are you here?" As soon as Luo Hao came downstairs, he saw Li Xiaoxue who was smirking alone.

"Ah, brother, you're down?.... Teacher Zhou didn't do anything to you, did he?" Xiaoxue looked worried.

"You're embarrassed to ask, when did you sell me to the teacher?" Luo Hao felt amused and a little angry.

"I don't have it, Teacher Zhou wants to buy you?" Xiao Xue was surprised, how could she be abducting and selling people, and her brother, such a smart brother.

"Still pretending to be with me, about the June 1st show. "Luo Hao didn't have a good airway.

"Oh, that's what happened.... Brother, did you promise?" Xiaoxue's face was full of excitement and expectation.

"What do you say, brother and I were sold by you, how could I escape the clutches of the teacher. Luo Hao nodded Xiaoxue's forehead as punishment.

"That, that's great!" Xiao Xue was so happy that she smiled brightly, so innocent and cute that Luo Hao couldn't bear to blame it anymore.

"Back in the classroom, Teacher Zhou has something to say later. Luo Hao reminded.

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