"How do you know?" Luo Hao boasted on his face, and begged pitifully: "You want to go with your brother.... And you have to keep it secret, you can't tell your mother and grandparents!"

"Yes!" Xiaoxue promised to be cheerful, not waiting for Luo Hao to be happy, and then smiled and said, "What's the benefit?"

"Okay, you still dare to blackmail your brother!" Luo Hao gently knocked her little head, a little angry, but he really didn't dare to fight, he was reluctant, so he asked kindly: "What do you want?.... Brother is innocent. ”

"Hee-hee.... As long as you teach me a new song, but it must be written by you. Xiaoxue said happily.

She had a dream .... Want to sing more songs!

"No problem!"

....

I ate it at school at noon, maybe because of the exam, and the dishes were much better than before. is also because today's students are basically "big money", and Luo Hao and Xiaoxue are the same.

During the meal, there was a peculiar phenomenon, it seemed that there were strange questions in the test papers of each grade, the so-called intelligence questions and pull score questions.

For example, one of the sixth-graders was holding a pen and paper and writing down the inscription:

"Number riddles (idioms):

1. 12345609()

2. 1256789()

3. 1+2+3()

4. 333555()

5. 3.5()

6. 9 inches + 1 inch = 1 foot ()"

After writing, he slapped it on the dinner table and said angrily: "What kind of questions do you say?

"It's just, it's too hard!"

"I only answered the fifth, 'three years and five years.'"

"The second one I wrote: Lose three and lose four".

There was a lot of talk about the sixth grade around.

"Brother, do you know?" Xiao Xue looked at Luo Hao and asked, because Luo Hao had typed out all the difficult questions in their test papers, and Xiao Xue admired them very much.

Luo Hao pretended to think hard, and whispered after half a sound: "It should be: seven and eight falls, three losses and four falls, one after another, three three and two two, three years and five years, and inch by inch." ”

When Xiaoxue heard it, these idioms were not difficult, and then compared the numbers, she was very excited, and said loudly: "Sure enough: seventy and eight, three and four, one after another, three three and two, three years and five years, inch by inch." Brother, you're so powerful!

When everyone heard this, they compared it one by one, and they were shocked, and they all looked at Luo Hao in surprise. Somebody came over and wanted to get to know him.

Luo Hao saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly took Xiaoxue away.

"This classmate, it's really humble!" someone praised Luo Hao.

....

In the afternoon, I took an English test. It is not surprising that some things in this world are similar.

The exam had just begun, and in one of the school's offices, several teachers were busy grading the test papers. The class and name and student number cannot be seen in the marking of the test paper, and each teacher participating in the marking is responsible for the review and correction of part of the test questions.

The language papers are being marked.

"I really don't know who came up with these two questions?.... It has stumped a lot of students, and it is difficult to get a perfect score this time!" a teacher sighed, and he corrected the question that was reserved for his grandfather to give up his seat.

A female teacher smiled and said, "I think it's very interesting, if you hurt your foot and meet your grandfather, what would you do?"

"Hehe...."The teacher could only hehe, but he was interested in who came up with this strange question, "Who knows, who came up with this question?"

Someone broke the news: "What you can't imagine is.... Old Headmaster!"

"Headmaster?" several people were surprised.

"It turned out to be the old man.... I'm so full that I have nothing to do!" the female teacher didn't feel strange.

Everyone was stunned, and said in their hearts: I'm afraid only you can say that about the principal!

"Who came up with the other one, which seems to be a math problem?" someone asked.

This is Luo Hao's Chinese teacher, Teacher Chen smiled and said, "It's Zhou Yating, Teacher Zhou." ”

"I see!"

Everyone knows the relationship between the people who came up with these two questions, and they all understand what is going on with the reform of this exam question.

"Hey, there's a perfect score here!" The teacher who was in charge of the final review and the total score looked at the test paper in amazement.

"Wouldn't it?"

When I saw the test paper, my first reaction was, "What a beautiful handwriting!"

"Is that him?" exclaimed both teachers at the same time.

One is the teacher who is responsible for invigilating Luo Hao's Chinese exam, and the other is Luo Hao's Chinese teacher---- Teacher Chen.

"You all know each other?" These two people are not in the same class, and the others are puzzled.

The invigilator explained, "I don't know what this student is called. This is when he handed in the paper just half an hour after the exam, and he also noticed this word when he was closing the paper...."

He was embarrassed to say that he didn't remember his name because he looked down on Luo Hao. But everyone understands that if you are someone else, I am afraid that it may not be much better.

"That's right. He is a student in our class, his name is Luo Hao, a transfer student who has just transferred, talented but a little Zhang Yang. "Teacher Chen has both praise and disapproval, but his face is full of smiles, which is self-evident.

"Hurry up, let's see if there's anything wrong, a perfect score isn't so good. Someone said in a weird way.

After everyone's joint review, although there was another fight, the result was still: full score.

"When you have time, meet this classmate!" said the female teacher.

"It is necessary to recognize, if you look at his composition, if the number of words is enough, it will definitely be comparable to the excellent composition of the college entrance examination. "A teacher was highly praised.

"The meaning of the sentence is profound, and the literary skills such as metaphor, personification, comparison, idiom, and sentence break have long exceeded the scope of primary school students, which is amazing. The invigilator agreed.

"Look at it again, these zero-score essays are just infuriating!" The invigilator is responsible for grading the essays.

Essay Title: "Me in Twenty Years"

He took out a few zero-score essays and shared them with others.

The first one, the title will be: "Me in Twenty Years"

The content of this student's essay is:

"Twenty years later, the weather was fine today, and my wife and I took our lovely children around the world. Suddenly, a foul-smelling, filthy, and homeless old grandfather rushed out of the roadside. Oh my God, he was the Chinese teacher ---- Mr. Chen from 20 years ago!

Our daughter is very loving and generously took out ten dollars for the New Year...."

After reading it, everyone couldn't help laughing, and someone joked: "Teacher Chen, your class is really full of talents!"

Here is the other character, and the reference in the essay is too obvious.

"Smack!" Mr. Chen slapped the table angrily, lifted the pen under the composition, and wrote in large red pen characters:

"Next week, you're standing up in class!"

This classmate is about to be tragic, so he can only pray that he is not a student of Teacher Chen.

....

"Twenty years later, I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive. ”

Essay Title: "Me in Twenty Years"

"Today is a beautiful day, my wife and I have taken our lovely children around the world. Suddenly, a foul-smelling, filthy, and homeless old grandfather rushed out of the roadside. Oh my God, he was the Chinese teacher ---- Mr. Chen from 20 years ago!

Our daughter is very loving and generously took out ten dollars for the New Year...."

....

"Haha.... Teacher Chen, don't be angry, there are not one or two naughty students in the class, don't take it to heart. This teacher seemed to be a little contradictory to Teacher Chen, with a consolation on his lips and a sneer on his face.

"Humph!" Teacher Chen snorted and expressed dissatisfaction.

"Here, there are two more essays here, and you can take a look at them as well. The invigilator saw that the situation was not good, and quickly solved the siege.

Another essay that was set at zero points, the title is still "Me Twenty Years Later"

"Twenty years later, I have a son named Xiao Ming, who is also a primary school student now.

One day, the teacher asks the students to take a photo, and the person who takes it well will be named the "Best Photo King." ”

Xiao Ming also wanted to win the award, so he took my camera and went outside on Saturday.

Xiao Ming was walking on the street when he suddenly noticed that there was a person on the street who was looking for something to do, and was teasing the dog around a corner. He first snorted in front of the dog, then danced with his teeth and claws, and finally, slapped the dog's buttocks. The dog rolled his eyes angrily, his nose snorted, and his steel teeth were bitten, like a mad bull. The dog roared and chased after the man. The man was so frightened that he ran away. When he ran away, he realized that it was wrong to bully small animals, and he vowed: "I will never bully small animals again, help!"

Xiao Ming took the opportunity to take a picture of this scene. When the photo was developed, Xiao Ming immediately wrote at the bottom of the photo: This person was chased by a dog for bullying a small animal.

As a result, Xiao Ming's photo was praised by Xiaomei and Xiaoguang, and everyone got together and laughed "haha" for a while. Xiao Ming's photos were also named "Best Photos", and he himself was named "Best Photo King". Xiao Ming's face also showed a bright smile. ”

Everyone laughed and laughed after reading it, this essay is too, it is really nonsensical.

"How's it going?" asked the invigilator.

"Verbal saliva, seriously off-topic!"

"Today's elementary school students are really jumping in their thinking. ”

"If it's black humor, then there's something to be desired.... But it's a serious exam!"

In short, this zero score cannot be erased.

"There is also an essay where I want to give zero marks but I can't bear it.... You help with the gatekeeping. The invigilator took out another essay with a tangled expression.

"This word is not bad, beautiful, generous, like a girl's word. Someone first saw the handwriting and commented.

The invigilator suddenly felt that this sentence was a little familiar, as if he had said it himself, and then he looked at the text carefully, the sense of familiarity became stronger, and the whole person fell into deep thought, and his face became more and more ugly.

Essay Title: "Me in Twenty Years"

"But after the year, I became close friends with a man named Bajie, but I married his beloved Chang'e, so I rarely interacted.

Now I miss it so much that I write a letter to express my apologies.

Dear Bajie,

I'm writing this letter very slowly, because I know you can't read words quickly.

We've moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. This week it rained twice, the first for 3 days and the second for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the girl in the store asked me if I wanted to cut 8 pieces or 12 pieces, and I said that 8 pieces would be done, and Bajie was not there, and I couldn't eat 12 pieces.

The jacket I sent you was afraid that it would be too heavy when it was mailed, so I cut off the buttons and put it in my pocket.

Chang'e gave birth, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you want to be an uncle or an aunt.

I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed.

When it's cold, pay attention to your body, and don't forget to tell your children about a long, long time ago: at that time, the sky was blue, the water was green, the crops were grown, pork could be eaten with confidence, rats were afraid of cats, the court was reasonable, marriage was the first thing to fall in love, medicine could cure diseases, doctors were life-saving, there was no need to sleep with the director to make movies, clothes were to be worn for photography, money was to be repaid, the child's father was clear, school was not trying to make money, idiots could not be professors, they couldn't soak MM when they got married, and they had to pay for things....”

After reading it, several teachers began to comment:

"The first part, humorous and funny, is that the thinking is too forward, and after twenty years, there will be no other ideals except to get married and have children?"

"I think what the students want to express is the last big paragraph of text!"

"It's just a bit of a cynic. ”

"Give zero points, it should be fine...."

"That's right, I also have a zero score ---- decision now!" The invigilator's face was pale, and he wrote a big second egg under the composition with a red pen, and at the same time couldn't help but say to himself angrily: "Look if I can't clean you up when I go back!"

Suddenly, the other teachers suddenly realized that eighty percent of this volume was the composition of the invigilator's son. Realizing this, someone changed his tune:

"This student is still quite talented, the articles are humorous, and the imagination is rich. ”

"That's right, in fact, the whole article still has merit, such as the last paragraph, which fully reflects his concern for social changes and has a critical spirit..."

"It's, it's just, it's impossible to give a score of zero. ”

The invigilator's face was even more unbearable, and he said seriously: "It's already good to give zero points." If you don't let the parents be invited, it's just a favor. ”

From the perspective of mental health development, it is also reasonable to correct its concept, and it is reasonable for parents to pay attention to the impact of life on their children.

But, aren't you his parent? Do you still need to be invited? I guess when I go home, I will educate myself. There was a rumor in everyone's hearts.

"Okay, let's continue to read the papers. Seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, the female teacher was also the leader of the Chinese marking team.

....

Half an hour after the English test, Luo Hao was still the first to hand in the paper, the same scene, but the difference was that the English teacher really appreciated the eyes.

Don't.... Is this the reason why there are no weird questions in English?

Luo Hao learned to be obedient this time, and looked at the women's toilet for a long time before leaving the classroom...."Well, it's good that it didn't show up!"

As soon as I stepped out of the classroom, there was a thunderbolt behind me:

"Luo Hao, where did you look just now?.... And why did you turn in the paper in another half an hour?"

The voice couldn't be more familiar, although the timbre was good, but Luo Hao was not in the mood to appreciate it, for a moment it really felt like she was squatting here, specifically to catch herself.

"Hehe.... Teacher Zhou.... Good. Luo Hao turned around and smiled dryly.

"Follow me to the office!"

"Yes," Luo Hao hung his head.

Suddenly, I found that Mr. Zhou had changed his clothes.... Well, Luo Hao admitted that this was not originally his bridge.

....

"Don't do something wrong and splash all the dirty water on yourself, and my sister has to keep it to flush the toilet. ”

"What's going on?" Luo Hao found that the road Zhou Yating led was not to her office, did she want to find a separate place....

Sure enough, I came to a special place.

The door sign reads: Principal's Office....

"Uh.... Isn't it true that the principal will criticize me? Isn't it just that the papers are handed in early, as for it?" Luo Hao made up for a while in his mind, imagining that the burly, vicious, domineering, and domineering principal taught himself a great lesson, and the scene was unbearable.

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