Li Yu said: "The king game, right? Yes, yes, I will also play, add me one." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lin Mo'er's eyelids jumped, and she said, "No!"

"Why!"

"Because ......," Lin Mo'er said in a somewhat complicated voice, "you will definitely take the opportunity to let us do something very discordant!"

Speaking of discordant things, Lin Mo'er's voice was both extremely disgusting and faintly expectant.

Li Yu said: "Oh my God! How can you think like that?

Lin Mo'er and Ye Xiaomeng said at the same time: "Like!"

Li Yu covered his heart, his face was full of heartache, and said, "You... Ah, I really misjudged you, but fortunately, I still have a baby who absolutely believes in me. ”

Ye Ying turned her head slightly.

"Pressure vein band, Ye Ying, don't sauce purple. ”

Lin Mo'er showed an expression like looking at garbage, and said, "So, see it, the three of us have always thought that you are not a good person, so it is impossible for us to take you to this game together!"

"But there are only three of you, the number of people is too small, the more people in this game, the more fun it is. ”

"What's wrong with the three of them, the three of us still play. ”

Li Yu shook his head and sighed: "Mo'er, you still don't understand......"

Lin Mo'er got goosebumps and said, "Why do you call me like that!"

"Mo'er...... Well, Lin Mo'er, if you think about it, this game is actually a thrill-seeking game in essence. There are so few of you, and you're all girls, there's no excitement at all in playing this game, so if that's the case, you might as well play Monopoly and play some king game. ”

"I ......"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I'll go and get ready to sign. ”

"Wait a minute, we didn't say we'd let you participate!"

Li Yu said: "I swear that it will be all right, I swear that I will never ask you to do anything illegal and criminal, anything that violates morality, anything you are reluctant to do, so it will always work, right?"

Lin Mo'er paused slightly and said, "That's it, it's pretty much the same." ”

"Okay, okay, I'm going to get ready to sign. ”

Next, Li Yu went to prepare the lottery to be used in the lottery.

"Okay, I'll get it, let's draw it. ”

The four of them were a little speechless, and finally Ye Ying stretched out her hand first and said, "I'll smoke it first." ”

Then, a lot was drawn.

"Sister, what is the number, what number did you take away?"

Li Yu said: "It is forbidden to ask questions, this is people's privacy, and next time, you will be punished for spanking." ”

"Don't!"

"Ahem, okay, go ahead. ”

Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth, glanced at Li Yu with resentment, and said, "I'll be the second." ”

So he drew a lot, his eyes lit up, and he laughed.

"What are you doing?

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Lin Mo'er had a headache, and then she also drew a lot.

In the end, Li Yu picked up the last sign.

"Well, now please say, who is the king?"

Ye Ying raised her hand weakly and said, "I am the king." ”

Li Yu was slightly surprised and said, "You are the king? ”

Ye Ying suddenly wrinkled her little nose and said, "Villain Li Yu! Say I'm stupid again! I order you to dance an apologetic dance!"

Li Yu yawned.

Ye Ying was stunned and said, "I order you!"

Then, Ye Ying panicked and said, "Mo'er, Li Yu cheated, he didn't listen to my ......"

Li Yu was speechless and said, "I didn't cheat. ”

"Then why don't you listen to me. ”

"Because you're not commanding in the right way. ”

“…… Huh?" Ye Ying's little face was full of confusion.

"The king can command others well, but he can only command the master of one number, and you don't know my number, so you can't order me directly. ”

Ye Ying said blankly: "It turns out that there are still such rules......"

"Then, Li Yu, how many are you?"

"You're stupid, you're staring at me, and you want me to tell you my number?"

"Li Yu ~ tell me ~ tell me ~ "

“NONONONO……”

Suddenly, Lin Mo'er coughed.

Sneakily raised three fingers.

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes lit up, and she slowly stretched out two fingers.

Ye Ying was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and said: "Hmph, Li Yu, I know your number, you are No. 1, right!"

Li Yu was stunned for a moment.

Lin Mo'er and Ye Xiaomeng immediately clapped their hands happily and said, "Yes, we won a game." ”

Ye Ying said: "Hmph~No. 1, I now order you to dance an apologetic dance." ”

“……”

"Hey, No. 1, why don't you jump?"

Li Yu covered his face with one hand and said, "Hehehe, it's a pity, king, it's a pity that No. 1 is actually not me." ”

Ye Ying said: "Impossible. Mo'er is No. 2, Xiaomeng is No. 3, I am the king, of course you are No. 1. ”

Li Yu's face was full of ridicule, and he said, "Oh? Then dare to ask His Majesty the King, how do you know the numbers of the remaining two people besides yourself?"

Ye Ying was stunned for a moment, and said, "This... This ......"

Lin Mo'er and the two of them also panicked.

Li Yu said: "Your Majesty, please forgive me! You are cheating!"

The word "cheating" runs through Ye Ying's heart.

"Hmm... I... I didn't...... I was wrong, I cheated, I was wrong......"

Lin Mo'er panicked, slapped the table and said, "Hey, no matter whether Ye Ying cheated or not, her order should be absolute, no matter what it is, it should wait until after you finish dancing." ”

Li Yu said: "So, I'm not No. 1." ”

"It can't be! I saw the numbers 1, 2, 3, and the king. ”

Li Yu said: "Oh, it's a pity, that's because you read it wrong. "I flipped the lot.

Lin Mo'er's eyes widened and said, "How can it be ......?"

"How could it be number four!?"

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "Well, in fact, at the beginning, the signs I prepared were No. 2, No. 3, No. 4 and No. 1, and there was no No. 1 at all." ”

"I don't believe it, I saw it with my own eyes......"

"But the facts are in front of you!"

"You ......" Lin Mo'er gritted her teeth, "You cheat! You are embarrassed to say that Ye Ying cheats, it is obvious that you are cheating!"

"Player 3, watch your words! When did you see me cheating?"

"I ...... I didn't see it!, but you must have cheated!"

Ye Xiaomeng also shouted: "Yes, yes, you didn't say that you were a magician, you must have changed the sign when we didn't know!"

"Player 2, please pay attention to your words, you are slandering! According to the rules, you are going to be spanked!"

"Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense! There is no such rule!"

"I added it now, can't I?"

"Uh-huh...... I'll bite you to death!"

……

Three minutes later, there was an extra tooth mark on Li Yu's arm, Li Yu bared his teeth and said, "Little girl, are you really biting?"

Ye Xiaomeng raised her head proudly and said, "Of course." ”

Li Yu said: "You're finished, I remember you, don't let me be the king if you have the ability, otherwise you will wait for death." ”

"Briefly, there are three of us, and you are only one, and you will not be able to draw the king. ”

Li Yu snorted, then looked at Ye Ying, and said, "Okay, Ye Ying, you are the king, this round should have been ordered by you, but because you cheated, you were disqualified, do you have any questions?"

“…… No. ”

Lin Mo'er said: "Why not, of course there is, Ye Ying, continue." ”

"Go on your sister, now that she knows the numbers of all of us, how can this be played? ”

"Isn't it a stimulus?"

"Both, can't you?"

"Even so, when we played the game before, there were no rules at all, and besides, did someone stipulate that you can't actively say your number when playing the game of kings?"

Ye Xiaomeng said: "No!"

"Since you don't, isn't it inappropriate for you to do this?"

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Of course it's not appropriate!"

Li Yu was speechless and said: "What are you two talking about cross talk here? ”

"Can you control it, anyway, there is no such rule in the King Game, don't add rules without permission. ”

Li Yu said: "Can you still play it? You three of you, can I still play this game?"

"Ahem...... Why, why can't you play, the three of us bully you one ......"

"Are you talking about people?

"Ahem, okay, okay, then let's add this rule, it's all right. ”

"That's pretty much it. ”

"Then let's move on to the next game. ”

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Let the horse come over! This time I must kill you without leaving a piece of armor!"

Li Yu said in horror: "What do you want to do? ”

"Ahh

Li Yu held Ye Xiaomeng's forehead with one hand and said, "Hurry up and draw lots, who will come first?"

Lin Mo'er said: "I'll go first." ”

Seeing that Lin Mo'er drew it, Ye Ying also drew one, and said, "Xiaomeng, don't make trouble, hurry up and draw lots." ”

"Hmm...... I'll forgive you this time. ”

I smoked one.

"Okay, okay, who's the king in this round?"